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|23 hours 10 min ago||Audi RS6||
I owned a 2003 Audi RS6 with a bi-turbo 4.2L V8 that cranked out 450 HP/400 torque. It was an absolute beast and fun as hell to drive. Unfortunately the maintenance costs required me to be in a higher tax bracket, so I had to trade it in... I got it up to the rate limiter once on Rte 60 in western PA and she could have gone much faster.
|3 days 23 hours ago||It's doesn't get any better||
It's doesn't get any better than when he signs "When a Man Loves a Woman"...
|1 week 4 sec ago||Jackass||
I had to go through your old posts and neg them too for the shear stupidity of this post, jackass.
|1 week 14 min ago||Polar Bears||
|1 week 13 hours ago||Unquestionably, they're thinking of a retractable lid.||
Unquestionably, they're thinking of a retractable lid.
|1 week 4 days ago||Just my opinion...||
I think he's a Timelord. He's humorous, quirky and all over the place all the time...
|2 weeks 19 hours ago||iPhone +1 for the addition of Lloyd Brady. Well done, Sir!||
iPhone +1 for the addition of Lloyd Brady. Well done, Sir!
|2 weeks 4 days ago||Liquor of the tropical||
Liquor of the tropical variety. Rum, tequila, etc... Tomorrow is going to be suck or suckish. Probably the former, but not because of the hangover.
|2 weeks 4 days ago||F.U.C.K.||
|2 weeks 5 days ago||Didn't see it listed.||
I found FFCC00 a few years back listed as the Michigan Maize.
|3 weeks 6 days ago||Cubs are the "lovable||
Cubs are the "lovable losers". Besides a few misplaced Michigan fans, Cleveland is anything but "lovable".
|4 weeks 1 day ago||I move to Florida too. I love||
I move to Florida too. I love Michigan, but Florida is a great place to live. #50 is a joke.
|4 weeks 6 days ago||Can you name the truck with||
Can you name the truck with four wheel drive, smells like a steak and seats 35?
|5 weeks 17 hours ago||High altitude training!!! Pure genius/insanity||
High altitude training!!! Pure genius/insanity
|5 weeks 1 day ago||Wait. You have to carry a||
Wait. You have to carry a card that identifies you as a man? I think someone watching the Golden Girls would be the least of your concerns in this case.
|5 weeks 1 day ago||Are you the Doctor?||
Are you the Doctor?
|5 weeks 2 days ago||Donald Trump is a billionaire||
Donald Trump is a billionaire
|5 weeks 4 days ago||Caipirinhas. Lots of Brazilian rum||
Caipirinhas. Lots of Brazilian rum
|5 weeks 5 days ago||Oh shit! Sorry, man!||
Oh shit! Sorry, man!
|5 weeks 5 days ago||I went camping that weekend and we won. I'll watch.||
I went camping that weekend and we won. I'll watch.
|5 weeks 5 days ago||SMU?||
Allededly running backs get up to 5 hookers at their disposal...
|6 weeks 49 min ago||From Gavrilo Princip's Twitter (@TheRealPrincip)||
@Austria. That that, biatches, I just shot @Archduke_FFerdinand and dat biatch @Duchessness_Sophie. Whatcha gonna do, hoes?!?!?
And so it begins...
|6 weeks 6 days ago||You mean this isn't how you||
You mean this isn't how you saw that place before? Even more scatalogically, Ohio looks like a butt, Columbus is the brown star, the shoe is a toilet and the occupants are turds... It's a whole #2 anagram (or analgram, if you will).
|7 weeks 21 hours ago||Someone call the bullpen, we need a relief poster ASAP.||
Someone call the bullpen, we need a relief poster ASAP.
|7 weeks 22 hours ago||Well, do it then...||
Well, do it then...
|7 weeks 1 day ago||Gramma, mang.||
|7 weeks 5 days ago||He definitely killed those||
He definitely killed those hookers... In my opinion.
|7 weeks 6 days ago||No mention of Ty Issac? So January 2014, then?||
No mention of Ty Issac? So January 2014, then?
|7 weeks 6 days ago||As young as the woman you feel according to Groucho Marx...||
As young as the woman you feel according to Groucho Marx...
|8 weeks 22 hours ago||I can see him trolling the Wal Mart toy section||
I can see him trolling the Wal Mart toy section