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|1 week 2 days ago||See? Pointing fingers is easy!||
Wagner: Free Press should have acted sooner on the decline of print journalism.
|3 weeks 2 days ago||A view from Kalamazoo||
I don't care for the "row the boat" shtick, which he takes to absurd extremes. But the guy can coach and he can really recruit. Very sincere, very passionate and makes a great impression on kids. There was plenty of grumbling around here last year, and it has all stopped, largely because he wasn't afraid to pull some weeds and change the mentality. I don't think he's ready for the Michigans of the world quite yet, but if the new AD gives him the chance to interview, he'd give them something to think about.
|4 weeks 12 hours ago||As Hawk Harrelson would say ...||
|4 weeks 13 hours ago||Chatter||
There's lots of chatter around my house today, too. I've been raking leaves out in the chill and my teeth are clattering like castanets.
|4 weeks 3 days ago||Another brick in the wall||
By itself, this doesn't rise to the level of not winning football games and the concussion inciddent. It does, however, add one more item to the growing laundry list of problems with Brandon and contributes to the momentum toward his dismissal.
|4 weeks 3 days ago||It's this simple||
DB: If you can't stand the heat, get out of The Big House.Take your fireworks, mascots and uniformz with you.
|4 weeks 4 days ago||Diversions||
It's been fun taking short breaks in the middle of my work day to visit the site and see what names follow the "CC." Thought I'd seen it all until this thread. Yep, let's go get a dingbat with a foot fetish. Soon I expect to see:
CC: Gerry Faust (we need a coach with enthusiasm!)
CC: Les Steckel (we need a coach with discipline!)
CC: Bobby Ross (we need a coach who talks funny!)
I understand we're sinkin' low, but how desparate can one fanbase get?
Keep 'em coming!
|6 weeks 2 days ago||Three words||
SOOKIE SOOKIE NOW!
And an addendum: If there ever was a time to have a non-game related appearance of Muppets, the sacking of Brandon (and his fireworks, his mascots and his tomato-sauce encrusted "marketing" schemes) would be it.
|29 weeks 13 hours ago||Academic reform||
The first major announcement by President Sweatervest: A new four-year major program in Tattoo Arts. Suggested minor: Sports Trophy Marketing.
|30 weeks 2 days ago||Delayed gratification||
C'mon now, Jameis! All you needed to do was wait a little while longer and you could have bought the whole damn crab.
|38 weeks 10 hours ago||Applause||
This piece is a well-deserved tribute to a winner, on and off the court. I can only hope that the applause he gets from the Crisler fans at the final home game will be long and loud. Actually, he deserves "thunderous" applause.
|41 weeks 2 days ago||New nickname||
Perhaps we should now refer to Spurrier as "The Old Bawl Coach."
|44 weeks 3 days ago||Terry Pratchett on half-full/empty glasses||
"There are, it has been said, two types of people in the world. There are those who, when presented with a glass that is exactly half full, say: this glass is half full. And then there are those who say: this glass is half empty. The world belongs, however, to those who can look at the glass and say: What's up with this glass? Excuse me? Excuse me? This is my glass? I don't think so. My glass was full! And it was a bigger glass!"
|45 weeks 1 day ago||Don't do it, Lewand!||
Get the tattoo, that is. An Ohio State tat could very well be the mark of the beast, and you'll be hounded by Jack Van Impe, Hal Lindsey and others who may peg you as the Antichrist.
|45 weeks 3 days ago||Fractions||
Why worry about the prospect that half the fan base will be pissed off? It already IS pissed off. Or in my case, apathetic. Another coaching change. BFD. Bring on spring training.
|46 weeks 2 hours ago||Historical equivalent||
Saban and Kiffin together is the football equivlent of the non-aggression pact between HItler and Stalin ... and it will last just about as long.
|46 weeks 2 days ago||Misnomer||
With album titles like those, the band may as well change its name to Sex Panther.
|46 weeks 5 days ago||If.....||
the Browns are dumb enough to hire The Vest, then this thread suddenly gains a lot of relevance.
|51 weeks 2 days ago||Priorities||
My two rooting priorities are:
1. State of Michigan schools over non-state of Michigan schools.
2. Conference schools over non-conference schools.
Regarding #1, go Sparty on Saturday.
Regarding #2, there are times when a rule must be broken. I did root for the Nuts in the national title game against Miami under the mistaken assumption that only one group of criminals was taking the field. If OSU makes it to the title game this year, I won't get fooled again. To hell with those bird-flipping, mouth-breathing, florid-faced, gap-toothed morons. I would even root for the South Bend Pullets before I would Ohio.
|1 year 1 day ago||Tears in hell||
"Gentlemen: The school from Ohio will be bringing fans of a certain bottom-dwelling type to our House. They will include fathers and sons wearing matching sets of buckeye nut necklaces. It is our job to defeat their team and make these goobers cry piterously. . . .pisseously. . . .pattyeously. . . .oh, never mind. MAKE 'EM CRY LIKE HELL!"
|1 year 2 days ago||The right word||
Hoke could have used more acidic language than "fickle" (see the Bo Pelini rant against Husker fans). But he still misses the mark. The more accurate word would have been "demanding."
For me, who has been in Hoke's corner, the jury is now out as the team is likely to slip below the 8-4 I had predicted. I hate the bugger, but Dantonio improves the teams he coaches. So did Carr, for the most part (remember how people howled about him?). We are seeing the opposite here and that's on the coaches. Deterioration is not what I want to see as a fan. If that makes me fickle, mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa.
|1 year 1 week ago||All I know is. .||
. . .that one more game like the Nebraska game would have caused me to do a four-day creep. Thanks for the Humble Pie meme. Steve Marriott, music's version of Vincent Smith (tiny but tough), would be proud.
|1 year 11 weeks ago||Wrestling flashback||
What Mr. Hand did was not technically a body-slam. It was a suplex (or as Gordon Solie pronounced it, a "soo-play.") But whatever you call it, the hit was a real slobberknocker (to use another wrestling phrase courtesy of Dusty Rhodes).
|1 year 23 weeks ago||Biting humor||
Guy walks into the bar, sits down and after a while bets the bartender $10 that he can bite his own eye. The bartendder accepts the bet, whereupon the guy takes a set of false teeth out of his mouth and clamps them on his left eye.
The bartender grumbles and hands over the $10. The guy says, "That really wasn't fair. I'll bet you $20 I can bite my other eye." The bartender thinks this is a sure bet and accepts. The guy then takes out his right eye, a glass eye, and bites it. Now the bartender is furious and slaps a $20 on the bar.
"Now I really feel bad," says the guy. "Tell you what. I'll give you a chance to win $50. I'll bet you that if you slide a shot glass down the bar past me, I can piss into it without a single drop going outside the glass."
The bartender thought and said, "Okay pal, you're on!"
He went to the end of the bar, slid the shot glass and the guy totally missed, leaving the bar dripping.
"Well, I guess you finally lost!" said the bartender in triumph.
"That depends on how you look at it," said the guy. "See that table full of guys over in the corner? I bet them $100 that I would piss all over you bar."
|1 year 25 weeks ago||Hit parade||
Tennessee, UCLA and Kansas.
|1 year 25 weeks ago||Out of position||
Start him at LB. My memories of getting too near a sow with piglets remind me that his species has incredible closing speed.
|1 year 26 weeks ago||It's 1969 okay||
I pick Don Moorhead, because he's a homeboy (from South Haven) and because he was QB in my favorite game in Michigan history, the gigantic upset in 1969 over Ohio.
Then Rick Leach, the guts and glue of the Maize and Blue.
Then Denard, for "guts and glue" brought forward into the 21st century.
|1 year 30 weeks ago||Inferiority complex||
Yes, they have a little brother complex, but you would too if you had an entire classification of jokes aimed at you. I'm referring to the "Aggie joke" humor subgenre, which I didn't know about until living in Texas. Example: What's the best thing to ever come out of College Station? Highway 6. Did you hear about the Aggie whose dog kept getting hurt while chasing parked cars? The Sparties have no idea how bad it could really get.
|1 year 31 weeks ago||Confusion||
The Cubs have been confused since 1908.
|1 year 37 weeks ago||No connection||
This son of the ould sod (Shaw and Callahan) reminds you that the Irish saved civilization long before Sparty started destroying furniture.