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Considering that most Florida Considering that most Florida fans are godless cretins, I'd agree with you.
Just looked out the window, Just looked out the window, and my house is the only one on the block with the lights still on. It will be a good day at work tomorrow.
My verticalness.

You had me at "your verticalness of what you can do and being able to run the football is a big part of it", Brady. 

 

Put that sentence on any thread in this forum and the poster is flamebait. 

 

 

 

 


YES I'M SUGGESTING WE SHOULD ALL BE THE HEAD COACH OF MICHIGAN FOOTBALL.

My toddler

ambled across the sofa and smashed his head into my eye socket during the game.  My black eye disagrees with you, Brian.

Positives from this week

1.) My wife's boobs look great in her new, lowcut M-Den shirt.

2.) ?

3.)  Boobs again.

How much beer?

How much beer?

Hoke is the college sports

Hoke is the college sports equivalent of Hemingway. 

The wind.

Why do you want to take it out of my sails?  I'm only halfway through this Ufer CD.

It beats that Popevil farce.

It beats that Popevil farce.

Choklat Stout followed by IPA tasting.

Southern Tier Choklat Stout, two Bell's Two-Hearted, Stone IPA, Southern Tier IPA, Sam Adam's Lattitude 48 IPA, and a Dundee IPA.

You're a weird guy, Ace.

You're a weird guy, Ace.

The

 

/s

 

It

The

 

/s

 

It ooozeeees.

Al Borges has been nothing

Al Borges has been nothing but an offensive coordinator since the year I was born.  I give Al Borges the benefit of the doubt concerning the depth of his playbook.

The Lucky Charm-o-Gram

is missing the red balloons.

Inject eggs with strychnine.

Inject eggs with strychnine. hard boil.  feed OSU recruits.

What's happening?!  My

What's happening?!  My comments look like Live Journals!

Capital One Bowl.

Capital One Bowl.

Maybe if he were a few inches

Maybe if he were a few inches taller.  Where's that picture of DRob and Forcier meekly posing along with Gardner?

That's it for me this

That's it for me this season.  Bye, MGoBlog.  See you when I have the energy again.  Disappointment x1,000,000,000.  I'd worked myself up to Gruden.  Hail.

Last night I dreamed we hired

Last night I dreamed we hired an evil European soccer coach as HC.  Anyone know any evil European soccer coaches?  Dream tracker?

My fiance officially hates

My fiance officially hates me.  Please Les, save my future marriage by ending this tonight.

Paterno -- Dead

Low blow on the man's age, buddy.  Low blow.

Umm,

I still have my Christmas tree up.  Do you think Dave Brandon might talk to my Christmas tree?  Maybe get it out of my living room?

I told an overused joke.

I told an overused joke.

You obviously underestimate

You obviously underestimate the clout of NCAA mascots.  In fact, I heard from the Stanford Tree that the Nittany Lion had ties to the Philadelphia Experiment.  Explain that away, Mr. Puffinstuff.

PLEASE

Please change the text to say MGoBlog Army Romance for all our Dashboard fans.

Must be the crack.

Must be the crack.

I remember standing fifteen

I remember standing fifteen feet away from Shawn Crable during his post-game interview.

 

"This one was for Kirk HERBstreit talkin' bout 'we ain't got any speed!'"

 

One of the best moments of my life.

Hoke is squeaky, so I assume

Hoke is squeaky, so I assume they want Hoke.

COMAPRISON

Fucking best typo ever.

Uh,

what?

You keep using this word

You keep using this word "jabroni", and it's awesome.

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'd put you as HC

If only to hear Hunter Thompson-inspired locker room speeches.

Jocelyn Wildenstein = Snicker's Lady

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgSv1SKCteQ

Also,

Having a successful SEC coach plus Denard will equal pants crapped in fear from 11 other schools in the midwest.

I was disappointed he didn't

I was disappointed he didn't take Jorma Taccone.

I heard from a reliable

I heard from a reliable source that Les Miles eats grass because he is an antelope.

LOL

And implanted into your chin.

Agreed

Anyone forcing a board full of like-minded football fans to look at a picture of Jocelyn Wildenstein's disaster of a face deserves to get kicked in the crotch. 

There was a man from

There was a man from WVU

Who shredded on offense, it's true,

But the defense was harder

When he came to Ann Arbor,

And he never could win in the Shoe.

Stupid coaching

Stupid coaching search.

Most time on computer since

Wrath of the Lich King.

But I loovveedd him!  How

But I loovveedd him!  How could he do this to me?!

Are you insinuating Rich

Are you insinuating Rich Rodriguez might be a woman?

It's a pleasantly neutral

It's a pleasantly neutral state with a pleasantly neutral college in a pleasantly neutral town.  Moving on . . .

Chicago's town rival was

Chicago's town rival was SAIC.

Of course he does.  He's from

Of course he does.  He's from Wyoming.

You've never spent a summer

You've never spent a summer in Florida.

You created an account

Just so you could share this content?

I WISH I COULD +1 YOU

Dave Brandon made it well

Dave Brandon made it well known in the press conference that he had met with many players over the last few weeks, and I'm sure he took their insider opinions to heart.  There's no evidence to suggest Dave Brandon made his decision to fire Rich Rod in disregard of suggestions from Michigan football players.  It is just as likely that M football isn't full of wandering automatons and would prefer to be better coached.

 

EDIT:  The majority at least.  I hope certain people are in that majority.

MS Paint

Why is an angry man with a chicken wing being bucked off a four-legged Kirk Cousins?