Reporter: "So would you say he's a .. natural technician?"

Zordich: "uhhh.. sure...."

Newspaper: Zordich claims Lewis is natural technician!

Christ.

Delany can go off to a nice pasture at any time now

Maybe its something with my computer but are those game clips in the right order? 

As much as I'd love to watch us run for 400 yds against State this weekend, I hope this is the week Speight takes a leap. Jim and Wilton should be able to take advantage of MSU's terrible secondary

its a real toe tapper imho

Hilarious. And we are the delusional fanbase

Nice. That'll be a fun friday night thing to pre-game. And Lil' Dicky will be in town performing at Hill the next night.

What a very nice Monday. I really like this Harbaugh guy

Big Poppa Pump! Always thought Scott Steiner was one of the silliest guys to give a mic to. Always quality entertainment

and i went back to 6 :(

Michigan went from unranked to #3 in one year. Lets just say I went from 6-12 much quicker after seeing this.

Go Blue!

Yup

"15 Yemen Road, Yemen"

1. Always nice to have someone on the inside

2. What does this mean for Jeff Long? Are we still considering him as a top candidate for permanent AD?

#GoLloyd

#GoBlue

I'll be on the look out for Hacket around Ann Arbor for everyone. When I see a guy riding maize and blue winged Unicorn, I will let you all know because he is pretty much a mythical hero at this point.

My only regret is that I have but only 1 neg to give

Is there an underboob exception to the no sexy bits policy? Not compaining, just trying to find loopholes in the MGOLaws

Jedd!

Wait no politics, darn

/s

If you are on the twitters, follow @PretendLouHoltz guy does a pretty damn good job translating. Someone smarter than me coud maybe embed some tweets?

Why didn't i think of this?

Would you let a 51 year old man sleep over with your 17-18 year old kid? Most situations no, but I'd probably give Harbaugh the O.K.

Wasn't academics a huge thing about this whole gary recruitment? I'm pretty sure you just need to write your name on the ACT to get accepted to Ole Miss, or really any school in Mississippi for that matter

Wasn't there a rumor about 2 silents at one of the all-star games? Could it be him despite the fact that hes playing in a different game? Recruit-ception?

We're going to win the National Championship regardless of preseason rank. 15-0

Congrats to the Duke and Duchess of Ann Arbor

It always disappoints me when the SID doesn't let you guys ask the MGOQuestion because a lot of these other questions are such fluff. I mean don't get me wrong, Jabrill is a phenomenal player, but do we really need to ask the coaches how awesome he is every single interview? Can't reporters just re-use those quotes? 

Truer words have never been spoken

Curious to see if the passing game can look this solid going forward or if it was just a product of Rutgerz

Who is Josh O'Korn?

This man is just a skosch on a different plane of thought than the rest of us and i love it so much

I wish

This could be the beginning of the Ray Lewis coaching era

I always hoped that Brady would age on TV like a Michigan version of Lou Holtz. Guy you love in a wacky grandpa or uncle type way, and says enough crazy things that someone funnier than me can make a parody twitter account satirizing him. So far, Brady hasn't disappointed

Or maybe Dylan Larkin? Rumor has it they're already planning to put 71 in the rafters

/s

No one can stop me from wearing my Chad Henne Jersey ... but I will agree to pom poms if thats what makes everyone happy

Finally gets to talk about gameday signs - Double posts :(

Bad Luck H4ILH4RB4UGH

I have photoshopped Dantonio onto the classic "bad luck brian meme" does anyone have any suggestions? I was thinking something like "Get's Program defining win- Signature Victory is 3-3" Anyone else have anything funnier?

currently crying +1 to you sir