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b-b-b-but the Royals...

True, but KC is also on pace to go 162-0.

This pennant race is heating up!

Absurdity You're not a true M fan unless you're ultra paranoid. We always seek the little things to nit pick that might portend our doom.

Only we true Michigan fans can watch a 7+ touchdown victory in the opener and conclude "not convincing enough...season's over... Beating ND and tOSU will have to wait til next year."
Born a wolverine

-Born to two U-M alums in '80
<br>-Graduated in '03
<br>Blue through and through.

Bottom line:

You play... to win... the game.

Hoke acted accordingly, by most estimations.

In a nutshell:

Sparties gonna sparty.

Wait for it...

I'm only interested in talking about coaches who coach for Michigan.

Stock reply:

I'm only interested in talking about coaches that coach for Michigan.

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Monte Ball, AINEC

In my glass this evening:

Jim Beam and Coca-Cola(TM)..

..with a cheeseburger on the side.

Such a wonderful civilization we live in!

Deadpan:

I'm only interested in talking about coaches who coach for Michigan.

In related news:

Also, liquid water is wet.

Doing vs. getting caught doing

I think the difference is that in this case, the Garcia kid got *caught* FIVE times.
<br>How many times was he partaking in illicit activities and going unoticed?
<br>Even non-athlete students know there are consequences to getting caught.
<br>Starting QBs should know better: keep your drugs/alcohol out of sight, an away from an automobile (derp)!
<br>
<br>

Le sigh...

Can't they both lose?

Tough one...

Can't they both lose?

The Most Super-est

AT FIRST I WAS LIKE "OH NOES":

oh noes

...BUT THEN I WAS LIKE "ZOOP!"

The Most Super-est

Let me take this chance....

I'd like to thank Ann Arbor Jesus for forcing the Rees fumble at 6:10 in the 4th.

My guess

My recollection might be a bit off, but part of why Cowherd is unpopular around here is due to an incident circa 2006 where he ripped off material from the MZone blog and used it on his show unattributed.

Good work!

Looks good, especially for a first attempt!

If you keep at it, I'm sure you'll get even better as you learn more about the process.

I especially liked the way crushing hits often synched with the staccato of the music.

Hooray for form tackling!

The true beauty of this play for me is that Kovacs executes a textbook
<br>form tackle:
<br>
<br>1) Head on the ball side of the body
<br>
<br>2) Shoulder impacts the center of mass
<br>
<br>3) Arms wrap up the ball carrier
<br>
<br>4) Legs drive through the target
<br>
<br>It's so infuriating when a player has a tackle lined up and decides to
<br>"blow this guy up, brah!" thereby leaving their feet to deliver the BIG
<br>HIT. This usually results in missing a moving target, and the lack of a
<br>wrap-up usually results in the target bouncing off the defender's shoulder
<br>pads and continuing on its merry way.
<br>
<br>After the team's poor display of fundamental bloacking and tackling the
<br>last few years, this Kovacs play is a refreshing display of fundamentals.
<br>

Ask Brian Kelly at SI.com

Thought you guys would appreciate the sarcastic fan-generated questions for Kelly over SI:
<br>http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/specials/just-askin/coach-brian-kelly/…
<br>Some real zingers so far!

Chills, man. CHILLS.

Brian,
<br>
<br>Reading your season preview post has become an annual event I look forward to in a fuzzy curl-up-with-coffee-for-a-fireside-chat way. You encapsulate so much of what the fanbase is feeling so well.
<br>
<br>Don't sweat your "we are ND" moments; when your writing is on, it's really fucking on.
<br>
<br>Thanks for The Story once again. Here's to a great season.
<br>
<br>Go Blue!

After reading this article...

All I can think to say is:
<br>
<br>"Tremendous."

Dare I say?

IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!

Singular/plural

Data *are* data.
<br>"Datum" is singular.
<br>Apologies for the grammar lesson. Please resume you analysis

Win football games.

The MNC is a beauty contest, a subjective interpretation of "deserving."
<br>
<br>Winning the B1GTEN is (thanks now to a title game) an objective measure of accolades a team deserves.
<br>
<br>Coach Hoke understands that what matters in football is to control the details your team can control, not what Other People think of you.

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Then please get back to pastor-ing and leave it to us to cheer for Michigan.

Dear Walmart Wolverines,

Yes, it is done.
<br>
<br>Kindly select one of the following:
<br>A) At the least, a cautiously optimistic, if not enthusiastic approach in supporting our new coach, or
<br>B) A different football team for which to cheer
<br>
<br>Either A or B, it matters not to me. I cheer for Michigan, no matter who our coach may be.
<br>
<br>Go Blue!

Dear chicken littles,

There is a non-zero chance that the man knows what he is doing and can win football games at Michigan.
<br>
<br>Also, please stop crying. It makes you look like spoiled children.
<br>
<br>TAKE IT LIKE A MAN

Or rather you mean..

Unless he ends up, you know, winning a ton of games AMIRITE

This.

Mark Rippetoe for U-M S&C coach!

Well...

...that's just, like, your opinion, man.

Ugh

Another haiku thread, THANKS!
<br>
<br>Poetry so easy to write, a 10-year old could do it!

srsly...

We need some COWHER POWER up in this piece.. like woa

sad panda

...but in my heart it was oh so real

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On the heels of RR's NCAA violations, MSC would never allow this.
<br>
<br>It's giving her a case of the vapours just mentioning it, I've heard tell.

I agree..

... that something seems strange here. JH appears to be on an absolute whirlwind of an interview trail.
<br>
<br>Until he has signed on a line that is dotted, I assume he is flirting with UM, Stanford and each NFL team as leverage, plain and simple.
<br>
<br>Who know's the man's mind, except the man himself?

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O hai guyz some dude just posted some info of unverified voracity on teh interwebs now lets all go bonkers!

Umm..

No.
<br>
<br>(Also: DOOM!)

Short notice, eh? 9 AM? Is that a good time slot, or a bad one? SIGH broadcasting. Why can't you be more convenient for your listeners, like that upstart cousin of yours, podcasting?
<3 UM nerds 3 UM nerds