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Hardly. We see you.

Hardly. We see you.

I understand on which side…

I understand on which side the trope originates, and that it is designed to claim the moral high ground. 'Nuff said.

Or maybe they went broke…

Or maybe they went broke because they were in geosynchronous orbit so the inherent lag was basically insurmountable.

If you don't understand that…

If you don't understand that both sides are indeed equally divisive and contrary to the interests of good governance, there's no help for you. 

retrain warde.

retrain warde.

Not obscure, but my favorite…

Not obscure, but my favorite Lions play of all time. Billy Sims leaps onto the back of the defender and karate kicks another for 10 yards:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eG175R8cPhY

Betting against the team I'm…

Betting against the team I'm rooting for is my favorite bet. If they win, great, if not, I can buy some beer to console myself.

Under rated

Under rated

Would you settle for several…

Would you settle for several of each of those?

Would you settle for several…

Would you settle for several of each of those?

Star Spangled Banner almost…

Star Spangled Banner almost made up for Milton Haze.

The most painful day of my…

The most painful day of my college football fandom was watching Georgia roll over us live in person 2021 with a lady Georgia fan hooting and hollering two people down from us. Then came Walton Mays.

Right? Every time he whoops…

Right? Every time he whoops I want to put a screwdriver through my eardrums.

Perfect breakdown. We ARE…

Perfect breakdown. We ARE built to beat Washington. Now let's clean up some special teams issues and have a great time Monday.

Absolutely fantastic…

Absolutely fantastic. Followed by the best Harbaugh interview ever. Feeling a warmth for ESPN for the first time in a while.

Always a great quote. Omar…

Always a great quote. Omar comin' is one of the great characters in series television.

Psyched right now. Would…

Psyched right now. Would love for this team to get to play Alabama. Hopefuflly exorcise some demons.

Klatt and Johnson have…

Klatt and Johnson have seemed so even-handed all year, this is a sucker punch that they're so blatantly pro-Ohio.

Why does it look like they…

Why does it look like they have our signals?

Still think there was delay…

Still think there was delay of game on that drive.

Looked like they had our…

Looked like they had our signals.

100%. This comes from…

100%. This comes from Harbaugh, I would bet the mortgage on it.

No upvote:

Well that didn't work. My screenshot of your 42 upvotes at the time.

Humans are absolutely part…

Humans are absolutely part of nature. The fact that we evolved our brains to use and build tools rather than teeth and claws does not somehow "disqualify" our natural origins. The fact that we evolved our intelligence and ethics so that we harvest game in a more compassionate manner than a pack of wolves does not deny those origins either.

Stupid farmers and their…

Stupid farmers and their stupid crops that deer can eat instead of starving to death, so they breed out of control and kill themselves on the roads.

The comments are so entirely…

The comments are so entirely ignorant. "Think about how dumb the average person is, and realize that half the people are dumber than that."

Fuckin' A! (You're gonna do…

Fuckin' A! (You're gonna do it anyway)

I stand corrected. The refs…

I stand corrected. The refs are not fucking us over.

What coaching practice? I'm…

What coaching practice? I'm reliably informed that sign-stealing is how you win.

Fuck the B1G, fuck Penn…

Fuck the B1G, fuck Penn State, fuck all the haters.

 

Bet.

But it's really not…

But it's really not unprovable. The NCAA was contacted, and unless someone dropped it in a suggestion box, they know who did it. It's definitely germane. They're not a whistleblower safe from retribution. 

 

So who was it that called the Code Red?

This is such a ridiculous…

This is such a ridiculous take. Passing around detailed spreadsheets is a little more than "hey, any tips for next week?"

Announcers: Purdue should…

Announcers: Purdue should feel great they're not getting their ass kicked harder.

That shit happened, whatever.

That shit happened, whatever.

Ass on the sideline

Ass on the sideline

Bad take. Throws are there,…

Bad take. Throws are there, possibly a little quicker than anticipated 

Tally.

Tally.

Unless all we've heard has…

Unless all we've heard has been from said PI firm...

Wouldn't have been caught…

Wouldn't have been caught dead skiing in ski pants. Even in Utah at 10 below.

Pardon my idiocy, but in…

Pardon my idiocy, but in order for this to have much effect wouldn't you also have to have the opponent's playbook? It's not like they're signaling every block and route from the sideline.

I think these suggestions of advantage are way, way, way overblown.

Dude was a tragic figure…

Dude was a tragic figure. Wishing him peace.

Hundred percent.

Hundred percent.

Unhh.

Unhh.

Junction != juncture.

Junction != juncture.

Downvoted for too many words…

Downvoted for too many words; upvoted for using "raising the question" instead of "begging the question."

 

Stance: neutral.

Totally pedantic, but you do…

Totally pedantic, but you do know that's a cobra?

 

Never mind, I'll see myself out

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Unnecessary, but cool if it…

Unnecessary, but cool if it happens.

I heard a him. Watch out…

I heard a him. Watch out Johnny, they say he's real fast 

Yeah, why have they given up…

Yeah, why have they given up so many points?

Who is this goofball color…

Who is this goofball color announcer that keeps trying to pump up MSU?