Dylan should have switched to WR like his brother Luke, who is going to be drafted this weekend. 

Frampton has been eligible for over 25 years and NOW he’s good enough?

Weak-ass class. Foreigner sucks. Oasis should be in. 

Still a bit worried about WR depth and kicker. 

I loved you then and I love you now, Rubin Jones. 🎶

“It’s easy for short-armed, padded his stats against scrub teams, and future draft bust Aiden Hutchinson to dominate a guy when he knows what play is coming.” —RCMB, 11W

JFC. You can’t tell me they don’t have a staffer available 24/7 that will pick them up from wherever and get them home safely ESPECIALLY IN ANN ARBOR. No excuses for this. 

The SAT was culturally biased

…or possibly scamola. 

Who taught him who to block on FG attempts? 

My kids play The Sims on the computer. 

He’s not being retained by May. It’s not like he is leaving on his own. Saddi is a great guy with a great family (I know them), so best of luck wherever he goes. They will be lucky to get him. 

People who don’t understand how a zipper merge works and therefore assume YOU are the a-hole when you stay in the lane that is going to close until it is about to close and then try to merge over. 

I would prefer to realistically talk about who they could hypothetically get. With NIL, amateurism is pretty much null and void. Ever hear of a guy named Tom Brady? He would be the perfect bridge to the 2025-26 starter. 

Yes. They don’t want to be recruited. 

2008 would like a word with you. 

With the new head cheese running the show. 

I am disrespectful to dirt! Can you see that I am serious? 

“You get better at coaching football by coaching football!”

SMU is a better basketball job. 

Being a good ball player and a POS are not mutually exclusive. Both can be true, and in his case, are definitely true. 

I believe Beilein told his assistants to never bring him a guard who can’t shoot. Darius Morris and Zavier Simpson are the worst shooters he had at PG, if memory serves me well. 

Michigan can take anyone as a transfer, as long as the players are ok with a bunch of credits not transferring. That’s the issue—guys not wanting to lose credits. 

Did he run the 40?

On the bright side, their trip to Europe for exhibition games is going to be really cheap now. 

Brilliant performance, the pain and frustration come through. He (John Cazale) is gone way too soon—would have had a fantastic career. 

Warde’s email game is much more tactful than Brandemort’s. 

Class of 2004…that is one committed Mormon mission. 

When he was here, he rarely took a deep 3, shot off the dribble, or shot over someone. What a transformation. 

The initials game is back! Ok. I think I solved it:

JB = Can’t be Joe Biden or Jeb Bush, as that would violate the no politics rule in here. Has to be Jonathan Banks, who will coach entirely in the character of Mike Ehrmantraut. 

MF = While I hope it is Morgan Freeman, which would take film watching narration to the next level, I think it is Mick Fleetwood, who is very tall.  

NO has to be Nellie Oleson, that bitchy daughter of the store owners in Little House on the Prairie. Not a fan. She’s petty AF. 

“I also choose this man’s dead wife.”

Figured this was a possibility. Good for him. 

Green loves himself too much to go broke and/or end up in prison. He’s a fake tough guy, so there is a 0% chance he will step to anyone off of an NBA court, where many people are paid to keep order. 

Look at the season the Chargers just had with all NFL coaches. 

Good call. 

I hope Waller doesn’t become the wrong kind of ‘tweener size, like Ernest Shazor. 

Congrats to Stoney, his wife the lovely and talented Cindy, and his daughters Jasmine and Miranda. 

I don’t think a college team in the country could beat those guys. 

“We are starting a new game.”

Bigger problem was SF not using timeouts on defense. They were gassed. 

Michael Barrett and 4 random fans. 

Makes sense on many levels. Also, eff OSU. 

To: Reno Drew

From: Everyone in here

Re: Whore mouth

Action Required: Shut it

They need to punish the university by suspending their head football coach, not by suspending Kirk Ferentz. And it absolutely is a player safety issue—this guy could hold a block longer and force Iowa players to actually have plays that last longer than an incompletion or a 2 yard run, which exposes them to injury. 

Desmond Howard

Scott Dreisbach

Drew Henson

Remy Hamilton

Did he know but not fully know?

Is he still having trouble with the cover sheet?

Keith—every time you go away, you take a piece of me with you. Gone too soon. 

50-50 call. It was a stupid play, and he knows better. 
 

Edit—this was supposed to be in response to Paige’s penalty. Not sure how it got here.