"I hate your coach.. unless he becomes my coach.. then I absolutely love the guy." - College Football fans.
Other good ones include this
Nick Saban just locked down the facility and installed the wishbone.
Which is in reference to Bear Bryant doing that before flying out to LA to play USC in 1971. Alabama won that game 17-10 a year after USC beat Bama 42-21 with an integrated team. I think it was the first integrated team to play in the state of Alabama.
So thankful that Lane Kiffin is getting a fourth chance to resurrect his career. Good genuine people deserve such things.
Basically just another crazy day in a crazy town.