this week in unintentionally grim-sounding recruiting headlines
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|1 year 45 weeks ago||+1 for retiring the||
+1 for retiring the "Professor Needs a Raise" moniker post haste.
|2 years 11 weeks ago||Fact: George R. R. Martin||
Fact: George R. R. Martin (author) is a Jets fan.
Opinion: Game of Thrones is more entertaining than the Jets. But makes about as much sense as the Jets do.
Question: Did George R. R. Martin base Joffrey on Craig James? Who unloads a quiver of arrows into a perfectly good hooker?
|2 years 16 weeks ago||iTunes / File / Subscribe to||
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|2 years 19 weeks ago||The yuck of the Irish. That||
The yuck of the Irish.
That is all.
|2 years 24 weeks ago||List of things that is cool||
List of things that is cool about this
|2 years 27 weeks ago||Take another trip with me,||
Take another trip with me, down bad memory lane
“Take Manti, for example,” Weis said. “I love Manti. Manti and I will be close the rest of our lives, as will his family and I. But I think it’s important for me to understand it’s their team, it’s not my team. I have to worry about Kansas. But there (are) a lot of young men that are having a lot of success this year that I’m very, very happy for.”
|2 years 27 weeks ago||As terrible as the Lizzy||
As terrible as the Lizzy Seeburg and Declan Sullivan stories are, this one could do the most damage to the ND "brand". Which, like, wow.
|2 years 27 weeks ago||Also, SEC on athletics The||
Also, SEC on athletics
Do you remember when Kraft had to stop calling it Cheese & Macaroni because there was more macaroni than cheese? Apparently Student Athletes are actually Athlete Students. Shout out to Cardale Jones.
|2 years 27 weeks ago||Mel Kiper on Taylor Lewan Bad||
Mel Kiper on Taylor Lewan
|2 years 27 weeks ago||If Damon Webb was going to||
If Damon Webb was going to commit to OSU him doing it this early is probably the least worst option. The staff can pursue others, and if he changes his mind and there's still a seat, so be it. Losing a hat ceremony right before NSD 2014 would've been completely different.
|2 years 28 weeks ago||Brent Musburger recommends||
Brent Musburger recommends exuding confidence
|2 years 29 weeks ago||Join me, on a trip down bad||
Join me, on a trip down bad memory lane:
|2 years 33 weeks ago||In 2011 Kelly said: You can||
In 2011 Kelly said:
The "process" is having some unfortunate side effects. Weis and Kelly deserve each other.
|2 years 33 weeks ago||It seems like only two years||
It seems like only two years ago that Declan Sullivan died on Coach Kelly's watch:
I was really looking forward to Coach Kelly moving on to "pursue other opportunities", but that's off the table.
|2 years 40 weeks ago||They call him "Coach D",||
They call him "Coach D",
bitter, angry, spiteful, mean...
tomorrow won't help.
|2 years 40 weeks ago||Your school seems awful and||
"Your school seems awful
and your girls are annoying"
Bless you Daniel Tosh
|2 years 42 weeks ago||After epic showdown, Taco||
After epic showdown, Taco shattered, Butt relieved
|2 years 42 weeks ago||The 11W MSU recap included||
The 11W MSU recap included this image of Pat "60 minutes of unnecessary roughness" Narduzzi. I'm not sure if the use of Photoshop filters was an attempt to be Instagram-like or to make Pat look unwell. Or maybe this just isn't his good side.
|2 years 43 weeks ago||I officially miss Keith Jackson||
Keith Jackson +++
Pam Oliver -
|2 years 44 weeks ago||Haiku I||
Oh Brian Kelly,
purple faced wizard of rage,
you're still a loser.
|2 years 44 weeks ago||Damefan Advanced Traffic Stats||
|3 years 7 weeks ago||I didn't come to complain I||
I didn't come to complain I came to ask if I was the only one who'd downgraded him from must read to nausea inducing. I click the link, start reading and honestly get pissed off that the old Bill Simmons is dead. If it's just me that's fine I actually appreciate the feedback.
|3 years 7 weeks ago||Is it just me?||
I used to love his columns, especially his NFL columns. I can barely read his stuff anymore. It's hard to credibly reflect the working class underdog fan when you are sitting courtside at the Finals, chumming around with the former chairman of Disney on your podcast, or talking about your daughter's private school crush on Slash's kid. Maybe it's just me.
I miss the old Bill Simmons, the new one is talented and successful but a complete douche.
|3 years 8 weeks ago||You can't pass on the||
Deion Sanders UA practice quote:
|3 years 8 weeks ago||+1||
I was hoping he'd advocate for the pro-Ohio "death threats are totally justified" perspective. I guess the good news is that Bayless and Stephen A are likely still available to fill that role. Or perhaps Craig James and Pam Ward can be brought back along with Matt Millen and Chris Spielman for the most ridonkulous segment in the history of time. And let's throw it to Terrelle Pryor for a closing, "everybody kills people".
Good night and good luck.
|3 years 16 weeks ago||Not to revivify a dead horse, but:||
Narduzzi outright admitted it in a press conference (link):
Hollis initially said (link):
and finally after a week and pressure from the B1G Hollis got around to saying (link):
Kudos to the NFL for setting a good precedent where the B1G and god forbid E.L. might have.
|3 years 19 weeks ago||James "Tommy Boy" Dolan||
Leave it to the Knicks (cough, hack Dolan) to let something this good die so quickly.
EDIT: Well summarized here
|3 years 20 weeks ago||The Internet reports that he||
The Internet reports that he is leaving in good standing
link which is reassuring to hear. Good (better?) luck to him.
|3 years 20 weeks ago||honest question||
If Brian invested in the code to prevent dupe articles/questions/concepts/groaners would we actually miss it? Maybe he could throttle it so only one got through a day just for old times sake.
|3 years 20 weeks ago||co-sign||