I'VE HAD JUST ABOUT ENOUGH OF YOU SONNY
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|13 hours 56 min ago||Yes, the Hall O-H-I-O pic works on multiple levels||
The OSU fans with sloping foreheads and eyebrow ridges seem to consider him a hero for giving Michigan fans the Buckeye Salute on national TV, only faulting him for not going Ron Artest and charging into the stands to sodomize a few wolverines. Michigan fans chuckle bitterly, noting that one of OSU's senior leaders disqualified himself for most of a rivalry game by channeling his inner idiot, wishing that had been the difference in the game. So we both appreciate the moment for different reasons.
|14 hours 7 min ago||Contrast his D-I performance to his success at lower levels||
He went 42-3-1 at Wabash and then had two winning seasons at Marshall. But his best year at a D-I program was going 4-8 in 2010 at Ball State, after which he was fired. 9-51-1 (.156) as a D-I head coach.
|3 days 8 hours ago||Some offense and returning in 1996, more in 1997||
Actually had slightly more carries and receptions in 1996 than 1997, but more yards doing each in 1997. And while his punt return average was low before hitting the big one against OSU, he did have a few decent returns (a long of 31 in the awful bowl vs. Bama). That he has done so well returning INTs as a pro (16.2 ypr, with 11 TDs) is interesting, since he averaged <1 yard per INT return his senior season and only 4.5ypr for his Michigan career.
|3 days 8 hours ago||The typing gif is epic||
As mesmerizing as the Les Miles one: http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1150330/590027577.gif
|3 days 14 hours ago||The internet really ruined the Naked Mile||
Digital photography and streaming video in particular ruined it. It was a lighthearted episode of weirdness, not sexy at all see that many people naked, just mind-boggling. When I was at UM in the mid-90s I don't recall seeing more than a few people taking pictures, mostly point and shoot 35mm cameras with tiny flashes, most likely leading to poor-quality images that you had to wait a day or two to see. Imagine if it was still going on...thousands of booze-altered kids instagramming their junk for all the world to see. It's just sad.
|3 days 16 hours ago||Maybe Boise State will hire Borges to replace him||
|3 days 16 hours ago||McGuffie-like bouncing off players||
It's a pity we need him in the secondary (more speed back there please) because I'd love to see him carry the ball.
|6 days 13 hours ago||If if if this happens, I would be very confident||
Of course he'd have the year to improve, but Jones is Gardner without the intelligence or throwing ability. Even on the road I think we can contain someone like Jones. Sophomore Braxton Miller >Junior Braxton Miller >>> Freshman Braxton Miller. Even if Miller has reached his peak he still tore us up.
|1 week 13 hours ago||Starting with your "it's easier" sentence we align completely||
It does get easier as I get older. I withdrew emotionally as this season wore on, which I never could have forseen given how confident and enthusiastic I felt at UTL II.
I live in Ohio and the way some of these people behave is appalling. The governor should be ashamed of himself for his "M-Free" proclamation. I would scorn that level of dorkmanship in a Game week column from The Lantern, never mind from the state's highest elected official. I suppose we cannot expect grace and dignity from a fanbase whose heroes include a psychopathic Woody Hayes and the amorally hypocritical Jim Tressel. But of course the biggest pisser of all is that our team did not win, so we can't toss Kasich's missive in the Ha Ha file with Terry Glenn's "we should win by two or three touchdowns" prediction.
Your handle is excellent btw.
|1 week 6 days ago||Maybe by "this team" he meant Ohio State||
If so, nice bulletin board material, Al. Terry Glenn is on deck.
|1 week 6 days ago||Indeed.||
If I had gone to sleep after the ND game and woke up today I'd be like WTF? Who am I kidding, I'm saying WTF anyway. As bitter as I am about the fizzling of this season, I have no real yearning to dump Hoke. I can forgive a lot if he makes the kind of big boy (no visual pun intended) decisions that Beilein made when his staff wasn't cutting it. If he keeps Borges because he's grateful for Al giving him a ride to work, all bets are off.
|2 weeks 11 hours ago||You shut your mouth, how can you say||
Al goes about things the wrong way? He is human and he needs to be loved just like everybody else does.
|6 weeks 9 hours ago||I thought this was a Spartan fan's post for a minute.||
|6 weeks 3 days ago||I dislike the "you suck" thing||
My wife really dislikes it, so I cringe in advance when it comes along. I never participate, with the exception of the Notre Dame game. First of all, she wasn't at the game with me. Secondly, Spencer Hall said a Michigan Man does not curse, unless it is in the name of Notre Dame. Seriously, fuck 'em.
|7 weeks 6 days ago||Say what you will about the tenets of zone blocking||
at least it's an ethos.
|7 weeks 6 days ago||It seems so easy to fix||
And yet so hard to fix. "People never listen, you know that that's a fact." -Lou Reed
|7 weeks 6 days ago||That was crowned like Autzen Stadium's field||
The excellence demander in me is still pissed that Hobson didn't slow up to let Drake or someone else block for him. There was no other Florida player within 15 yards and he had two escorts. That would have been the football version of Jordan Morgan's dunk against Syracuse in the FInal Four.
|9 weeks 15 hours ago||I thought of that game too.||
The recap indicates it was even worse than I thought. Gutless football dot com. Iowa's points came off two 27-yard field goals in the first half. Penn State got first and goal twice but got zero points. Their two safeties came on a botched snap that Iowa's punter kicked out the back of the endzone on purpose, and an intentional safety after Iowa intercepted a Michael Robinson pass at the 2, returned it to the 8, then moved backwards to their own 1 on three plays (not counting a penalty where they were so close to the endzone that zero yards were marched off), and then the punter took a knee. Snickers time!
|9 weeks 15 hours ago||Yes, that was an awful day||
I got there late but there were empty seats everywhere. Saturday's "111k" crowd left me wondering how sparse the crowd would need to be for UM to admit it was under 100k. Also, Purdue had a long pass play that the receiver either dropped or caught then fell down, which would have likely meant a loss. The 1995 and 1996 Purdue games were the nadir of offense in the Carr era.
|9 weeks 4 days ago||My first Minn game also, I was a high school freshman||
My brother was a freshman at UM. My mom and sister left at halftime, my dad and I stayed until late in the 3rd quarter. We were sitting on the east sideline, section 3 or 4 near the upper stadium entrances. Rainwater was cascading down the steps. We went back to West Quad to attempt drying out in the lounge near the Thompson St. entrance, waiting for my brother to give up and come back. Third UM game ever for me. Saturday will by my 10th against Minnesota and 99th overall.
|9 weeks 4 days ago||That was the flag-planting era||
I believe it was Maroney who planted the Minn flag at midfield after the win. Or tried to, it's artificial turf dude. I'm glad that era has passed. Plus Minny had a cheap-shotting DB who was diving at our wideouts' knees after the whistle and braying at the crowd. Very frustrating day.
|12 weeks 4 days ago||Well, if they are actually good at offense, they deserve this:||
|12 weeks 4 days ago||Hey Sparty||
Winter is coming.
|13 weeks 6 days ago||Sitzpinkler||
Man up, JF.
|15 weeks 4 days ago||My kids love the B1G mascots' Call Me Maybe||
Probably their favorite YouTube video, followed closely by the Oregon Cheer version of Gangnam Style. Unfortunate consequence: my 3yo son saw the Brutus Buckeye at Build-A-Bear, recognized it from the CMM video, and wanted to get choose him. I was able to persuade him to get a monkey instead. My 6yo daughter (unprompted) boos Brutus' participation.
Counterpoint to this whole thing: the Midas Touch video featuring Goldy Gopher, which was awesome:
|18 weeks 4 days ago||Maybe Hubbuch could get Thom Brennaman to explain||
He's got a good grasp of the nuanced differences between the college and pro games. He and the rest of the Fox announcers are always so helpful during bowl games.
|18 weeks 5 days ago||My message to the Athletic Department||
Sent this morning through the website:
Banning seat cushions at Michigan Stadium under the guise of "safety" while offering to rent them for $35 (really $42 after the generous discount expires at midnight) is a new low for the Athletic Department. What is unsafe about me bringing an officially licensed collegiate product Michigan seat cushion to my seat in Michigan Stadium? I can choose to sit on an aluminum seat for 3-4 hours or pay another $5-$6 per game, in advance. So the difference between unsafe and safe is a few more nibbles at season ticketholders' well-chewed wallets.
I vividly remember the first game when purses and water bottles were banned. The long lines outside the gates on that hot day were tremendous. Those who trot back to their cars with their wives' purses will be champions. Come to your senses before the season opener.
I can't wait to see what you think of next; I'd make an absurd suggestion but the line between today's absurdity and next season's reality is getting very blurry for the Michigan Athletic Department.
|18 weeks 6 days ago||In the UTL game Musberger called him Rory Roundtree||
Though he may have just been slurring his words, it was well after his (and my) bedtime.
|19 weeks 12 hours ago||Nice.||
Even the setting fits:
|19 weeks 3 days ago||My dad enjoyed the headlines re Dearborn Divine Child||
Such as "St. Mary's Abuses Divine Child." Then he pointed out that with Bill McCartney as coach (two state titles in five seasons) the abuse was mostly inflicted by the Child.