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|1 day 23 hours ago||Man I fucking hate Gasser.||
Man I fucking hate Gasser. Can't wait to never see him in a Wisconsin uniform again.
|3 days 22 hours ago||He also had to walk to||
He also had to walk to school, uphill both ways, and in 5 feet of snow.
|3 days 22 hours ago||He would totally be suspended||
He would totally be suspended from spring practice and forced to think hard about what he did for one afternoon.
|5 days 5 hours ago||Straw man, is that you? How||
Straw man, is that you? How bout we only let teams kick an extra point if they score a TD and a penalty is called on the defense during the play
Shooting a free throw is to give you a bonus (or penalize the other team) for fouling a shooter who happens to make the basket. If you aren't fouled, you don't get a chance to get an extra point by hitting a free throw after you scored.
|5 days 7 hours ago||I don't have an issue with||
I don't have an issue with it. Logically it makes no sense that you still need to attempt to score after you score. Could you imagine a basketball player having to hit a FT after scoring a basket?
|1 week 2 days ago||Oh no, Jack can talk thai.||
Oh no, Jack can talk thai. Jack talk thai very well.
|1 week 2 days ago||+1 informative||
|1 week 2 days ago||Huh? A jersey is a jersey||
Huh? A jersey is a jersey regardless of whether you call it a sweater or a jersey. As long as you are older than 12, it is appropriate only when going to a game or in some circumstances going to a bar to watch a game.
|1 week 3 days ago||Derp phone embed fail||
Derp phone embed fail
|1 week 3 days ago||You mean without him eating it.|
|1 week 3 days ago||Very thoughtful of you. I'd||
Very thoughtful of you. I'd probably smash my computer down like I'm spiking a football and might consider FedEx'ing the pieces back to my office if I could be bothered.
|1 week 5 days ago||Agreed, the game itself is||
Agreed, the game itself is generally fine (withholding comment on inconsistent officiating) but watching the game is getting brutal and really stems from two things, timeouts and reviews.
As you said, there are just way too many timeouts. Do coaches really need five timeouts and four TV timeouts in 20 minutes of gameplay? I would make it three timeouts, at most, and if a team calls a timeout when a TV timeout would be called, that should count instead of having two stoppages in play in 20 seconds. The same thing for when a game hasn't stopped between two TV timeouts, tough shit networks, you lose (I think it happened in the Mich vs. Wisco game where the game didn't stop for the 12 min TV timeout, so both the 12 and 8 occurred with less than 8 min to go.
Reviews need to be dramatically toned down too. They should not spend 5 minutes trying to figure out if there were 9.8 or 9.9 seconds left when the ball went through the hoop. Unless the refs has reason to thing the clock is dramatically wrong or the OOB call was wrong, they should not review it. Also limit reviews to 30 seconds. If you can tell by looking at one or two angles, call stands.
|2 weeks 1 day ago||I really had that hedge foul||
I really had that hedge foul call more than any other way. Doyle was running back to the baseline and got called. Yet Wisco undercuts on every jumper, pushes us out of the way and can take 4 1/2 steps and not get one call.
|2 weeks 1 day ago||So the Freep was right all||
So the Freep was right all this time... I owe them an apology
|2 weeks 2 days ago||Dawkins... more than just a||
Dawkins... more than just a dunker
|2 weeks 2 days ago||Dawkins with the OOP!||
Dawkins with the OOP! Gotta work on his rim hangin though, that definitely deserved a 2-3 second swing...
|2 weeks 2 days ago||Didn't expect the 5 min||
Didn't expect the 5 min scoring drought to happen so early in the game.
|2 weeks 3 days ago||I see where you are going||
I see where you are going with that, but if you well regarded enough to get one of ~80 or so spots at this combine, would you really consider jumping in the draft?
It sounds like a workable solution. There is no reason for the current withdrawal date and this give kids a much better way of getting feedback so they can make a smart, rational decision and hopefully avoid players declaring early and not getting drafted
|2 weeks 5 days ago||Racist AND liars!!!! Fuckers.||
Racist AND liars!!!! Fuckers.
|2 weeks 5 days ago||But getting rid of SAE||
But getting rid of SAE doesn't really do anything. These kids are still going to be on campus and are still harboring those thoughts enough to chant it on the way back from a formal or something. Kicking SAE off campus had to be done but will change nothing. Have they ID'ed the head klansman that was leading the song?
|2 weeks 5 days ago||Really, thats almost too hard||
Really, thats almost too hard to believe. I was trying to understand what would possess people to sing that song in the first place, let alone just think like that. What fucked up shit.
|2 weeks 5 days ago||Not sure how wine is more||
Not sure how wine is more approachable. Wine from the same grape can have tens of names depending where you are in the world (Chardonnay, Chablis, white burgundy) and its expensive and sold in bottles that are much bigger than a beer. Beers are classified slightly better so a stout is a stout regardless of where you are in the world.
|2 weeks 5 days ago||Of course a well placed 49'er||
Of course a well placed 49'er source will deny it. Every front office, no matter how terrible or dysfunctional, will deny that they are fielding offers for any player.
|3 weeks 10 hours ago||Even the sun shines on a dogs||
Even the sun shines on a dogs ass some days.
|4 weeks 23 hours ago||Let me try. "1 or 2?"||
Let me try. "1 or 2?"
|4 weeks 1 day ago||She told you about the||
She told you about the bisque.
|4 weeks 1 day ago||SORCERY!!!||
|4 weeks 1 day ago||Exactly like my fam. Me and||
Exactly like my fam. Me and my 4 yr old see blue and black. Wife sees white and gold. Her rods and cones are all jacked ip
|4 weeks 2 days ago||Who the fuck signs off on||
Who the fuck signs off on those shorts? Even Mugatu would think its a terrible idea. And he invented the piano key necktie, so he knows
|4 weeks 6 days ago||French Manhattan. Two parts||
French Manhattan. Two parts rye whiskey, one part chambord, 1-2 dashes bitters. Stir over ice and pour into a martini glass. Bam.