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|1 week 1 day ago||LOL||
|1 week 1 day ago||Pas de Freep.||
Pas de Freep.
|1 week 3 days ago||Wouldn't it just be a Bo-ner?||
Wouldn't it just be a Bo-ner?
|1 week 3 days ago||Seems like the B1G Hockey||
Seems like the B1G Hockey Tournament needs a little more WOW factor.
|1 week 3 days ago||Shut up, Brian.||
Shut up, Brian.
|1 week 4 days ago||His sperm are a cross between||
His sperm are a cross between Charlie Chaplin's and Pablo Picasso's, only more ruggedly handome than Robert DeNiro's and more multi-talented than Steve Martin's.
|1 week 4 days ago||Eeeeee-manuel Kant was a real||
Eeeeee-manuel Kant was a real piss ant
who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
who could drink you under the table.
David Hume could outconsume
Schopenhauer and Hegel.
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
who was just as sloshed as Schlegel.
|1 week 4 days ago||Howls of derisive laughter,||
Howls of derisive laughter, Bruce!
|1 week 5 days ago||Elbow to the face = broken||
Elbow to the face = broken cheekbone + broken nose + broken eye socket x 2.
|1 week 5 days ago||Yeah, he had Novak trailing||
Yeah, he had Novak trailing on the play too. Douglass was in the corner and would have been a tougher find. I remember during the play begging Darius to drop it off to Zack. Oh well, it was a clean look to tie.
|1 week 6 days ago||I feel like Iowa should go||
I feel like Iowa should go for it for the "Hawkeye Hawkey" puns alone.
|1 week 6 days ago||Is this one of those ironical||
Is this one of those ironical posts?
|2 weeks 2 hours ago||Guh||
|2 weeks 3 hours ago||Who is this McFarlin you||
Who is this McFarlin you speak of?
|2 weeks 3 days ago||In short,||
|2 weeks 4 days ago||I Still Know What You Did,||
I Still Know What You Did, Christian Laettner
|3 weeks 16 hours ago||(No subject)|
|3 weeks 1 day ago||Templeton Rye Manhattan. A||
Templeton Rye Manhattan. A drink worthy of getting to five figure MGoPointz.
|3 weeks 1 day ago||IM IN UR BASE RECRUITIN UR||
IM IN UR BASE RECRUITIN UR D00DZ
|3 weeks 1 day ago||As long as it's a tiny flag||
As long as it's a tiny flag very much resembling a tent spike.
|3 weeks 2 days ago||This is the correct||
This is the correct ranking.
In other news, HOLYSHITWEWEREYOUNGANDINEXPERIENCED
|3 weeks 2 days ago||Yeah, remember the good ol'||
Yeah, remember the good ol' days when players, especially bigs, got better as they got older? I wish that were still true. Welp, it's not, so Donnal is a bust for all time.
|3 weeks 2 days ago||I don't think "resign" is a||
I don't think "resign" as in "to leave a job" is a transitive verb. You can force someone to resign but I don't think you can resign someone or something. I don't think resing as in "to sign again" needs a hyphen.
|3 weeks 2 days ago||How the eff did Rutgers beat||
How the eff did Rutgers beat Wisconsin earlier this year?
|3 weeks 4 days ago||Boss T seems good enough that||
Boss T seems good enough that he never has to knock on wood to make a play.
|3 weeks 5 days ago||So in Luck's last year at||
So in Luck's last year at Stanford his completion rate was 71, his TD rate was 9 and his INT rate was 2 (with rounding). That seems good.
|3 weeks 6 days ago||I don't know what to say. I||
I don't know what to say. I watch college and pro basketball probably five nights a week and I have never seen a team that has that much trouble inbounding the ball. Beilein uber alles, but man...
|3 weeks 6 days ago||Can't believe you missed this||
Can't believe you ignored this Google Translate gem:
Sooo many questions...
|3 weeks 6 days ago||IKR?||
|4 weeks 7 hours ago||Yeah, that was my point. He||
Yeah, that was my point. He was overrated at RB, but since he was never rated (AFAIK) at the position he would actually play, it's hard to say he was overrated at that position. Like, if he had been rated a 4* WR I probably would agree that in retrospect he was overrated.