a vitally important recap of all the dumb tweets sent during the Harbaugh coaching search
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- If Bunting is listed as a Butt-like flex (tee hee), and
- Butt is 6'6" 250, and
- Bunting is 6'7" 252,
- there are so many descriptions of how Bunting is baaaarely now big enough to be effective.
|6 hours 22 min ago||Did he conceal the alcohol in||
Did he conceal the alcohol in his giant pleated 80s pants? Asking for a friend.
|1 day 3 hours ago||Hail monuMental. Excellent||
Hail monuMental. Excellent use of honest to goodness maize on the milk carton.
|2 days 15 hours ago||Mm||
EDIT: Cranky anti-millennial rant retracted
|2 days 15 hours ago||I don't think Tonga realizes||
I don't think Tonga realizes he's been shitcanned. OTOH his posts keep showing up on the app so technically he hasn't been shitcanned I guess.
|2 days 16 hours ago||The N word. Except not "the N||
The N word. Except not "the N word" like he didn't say "oh N word" he said just the word that begins with N that is a really shitty thing to say in most contexts and by most people.
|2 days 17 hours ago||(No subject)||
|2 days 18 hours ago||Michter's Rye Manhattan. Mmm,||
Michter's Rye Manhattan. Mmm, mmm, good.
|3 days 4 hours ago||86 = 1. The New Math.||
86 = 1. The New Math.
|3 days 18 hours ago||Plural's? Am I doing it||
Plural's? Am I doing it right?
|3 days 19 hours ago||This is what we in the biz||
This is what we in the biz call "being committed to the bit." I approve.
|3 days 19 hours ago||It's spelled bukkake. Or so||
It's spelled bukkake. Or so an important and literate book I read says...
|4 days 29 min ago||But that's conflating||
But that's conflating experience with size. I totally get the experience issue; I'm just wondering why it isn't said about Bunting: "now that he's the perfect size, just like Jake Butt, we can see whether he can play," rather than "he's now just barely big enough to play that position."
It's a subtle and Talmudian scholarly reading of all of this, I admit, but what else can we do when there is no actual football?
|4 days 1 hour ago||One thing I have been||
One thing I have been wondering about, which Brian will not answer because he is 73,000 words into the projected 125,000 words of preseason content, is why
|4 days 18 hours ago||Yeah and I hope Ahmir's||
Yeah and I hope Ahmir's gutless piece of shit teammate got suspended for a good while for the taunting. What a tool.
|4 days 18 hours ago||(No subject)||
|4 days 22 hours ago||Hey Joe||
No word yet on whether Bolden or Kerridge can play guitar with their tongues.
|5 days 1 hour ago||Also, neither gaining nor||
Also, neither gaining nor losing weight is good non-weight gain or loss.
|6 days 1 hour ago||Srsly. Was Bull Connor||
Srsly. Was Bull Connor Stadium taken?
|6 days 3 hours ago||For all intensive purposes,||
For all intensive purposes, he did. And he's a pre-madonna too, I bet.
|6 days 6 hours ago||Is it possible that there's||
Is it possible that there's some other season--women's volleyball, perhaps--that's a day and a half away, and OP is waiting for Brian's preview of that team?
|1 week 18 min ago||Negged. - Bob Smith, CEO,||
- Bob Smith, CEO, Phnom Penh Industries
|1 week 24 min ago||The extra i is for extra||
The extra i is for extra idioticity.
|1 week 19 hours ago||Notsureifserious dot gif.||
Notsureifserious dot gif.
|1 week 2 days ago||Youmustbenewhere dot gif||
Youmustbenewhere dot gif
|1 week 3 days ago||But Brian's actual response||
But Brian's actual response was funny. Your proposed response is not. In this crazy world I'll take funny.
|1 week 3 days ago||"It took place at a||
"It took place at a university, so it's academia."
|1 week 4 days ago||Totes. Nothing that happened||
Totes. Nothing that happened in the past should make anyone feel depressed at all.
|1 week 4 days ago||Brandon's lasting lesson #1:||
Brandon's lasting lesson #1: tell the fucking truth you twit.
|1 week 4 days ago||+1 honest.||
|1 week 4 days ago||How many 20 year olds will||
How many 20 year olds will you be spending time with?