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Yes, but I'm not telling

Yes, but I'm not telling

This is definitely the…

This is definitely the correct answer, but I'd like to think previous years haven't been uploaded because the B1G have lost their CFP games in previous years lol.

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I prefer Greek Gunslinger,…

I prefer Greek Gunslinger, but I'm a sucker for alliteration.

RETURN OF THE KING

RETURN OF THE KING

I'm more curious about is if…

What I'm more curious about is if Michigan plays Iowa in the B1G Championship, will Seth cyan Cade?

SKO BUFFS

SKO BUFFS

And they said the quadratic…

And they said the quadratic formula wasn't worth memorizing. Joke's on you, cool kids!

I honestly thought this was…

I honestly thought this was going to be about Seth's UFR troll yesterday lol.

For real. I wanna be in the…

For real. I wanna be in the room where it happens, the room where it happens.

 

(Are Hamilton jokes still topical?) ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I mean, it's good to know,…

I mean, it's good to know, but it really shouldn't fucking matter why he's in the tunnel going to the locker room "early."

It's like me standing in my driveway. Why am I there? It doesn't matter, but it's not to get sucker punched I tell you what. 

Also, a lot of people didn't…

Also, a lot of people don't realize that, "Mark Ruffalo ruffalo Ruffalo ruffalo ruffalo Ruffalo ruffalo," is its own complete sentence, too.

I'm pretty sure Scot…

I'm pretty sure Scot Loeffler got thrown out of a game last week for back to back Harbaugh technicals, if I'm not mistaken. Though, Pat is high on my list of coaches likely to receive one of these calls.

Who shit in your wheaties?…

Who shit in your wheaties? Just trying to provide some levity and good vibes today. Been a Michigan fan since I was born, but I'm sure it doesn't matter to a grumpy doucher like you.

Agreed! I'd love to hear…

Agreed! I'd love to hear that Frankie is a viable option for backup point. He's going to have a pretty big role next year.

Thanks, teach! I can't edit…

Thanks, teach! I can't edit this essay, but I'll make sure to correct my mistake on the next one I turn in.

This take is so scorching…

This take is so scorching hot I'm shocked the Sklar Brothers aren't involved.

I had a great time at the…

I had a great time at the game. The atmosphere was electric, and the Nebraska fans were ridiculously nice to my dad and I (I got hugs from people leaving the game, they definitely needed it). They were also extremely ornery about the refs and wanting to finally win a big game.

They also knew their football. A Nebraska fan next to me said, "forgive me if it's taboo to say, but that Corum kid looks like a fast Mike Hart out there." I had to laugh and agree with him.

The tailgating and pre-game scene was a bit underwhelming, and felt their students kinda sucked. But the stadium/game itself was extremely fun and would recommend going in 17 years when Michigan plays there again finally.

Jeff Fisher would be a great…

Jeff Fisher would be a great hire at USC. Wait...

Whenever I think of the…

Whenever I think of the Monty Hall problem. Will need to look back to this video when Michigan is only up 7 in the 3rd and I become irrationally nervous... 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGxyIQzLeUc&ab_channel=Jackaxed

 

Because if there's anybody…

Because if there's anybody out there who will spend more money to recruit Jett than Juwan, it's Will Wade.

Die Orlando Magie! Ja!

Die Orlando Magie! Ja!

I certainly want all former…

I certainly want all former M players to do well in the NBA, but it's hard for me to come up with someone else who I want to succeed more than Zay.

Around noon ET is the last…

Around noon ET is the last time I got the message, I'd say. It happens every 4 or 5 visits to the site, regardless if I visit a board post or just read the front page.

I keep getting this a lot on…

I keep getting this a lot on my phone. I'm using Chrome and I have a One Plus 7 Pro.

 

EDIT: Also it's Android version 10 using OxygenOS. The Chinese already knew all of my information so it's fine ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Thank you! I don't post as…

Thank you! I don't post as often because not all of my thoughts are winners. Add alcohol to that and, well,  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

But I still like your advice!

I'm drinking "Michigan…

I'm drinking "Michigan Cherry Flavored Whiskey" from Leopold Bros from Denver. I am posting for the first time in a VERY long time because that's how good this drink is. 

Honestly, I don't know how…

Honestly, I don't know how people can say that Ace always goes along with Brian...

Their disagreement on cheese has caused turmoil on the podcast that's troubled it to this very day.

This was a great moment. It…

This was a great moment. It was one of those "messin' with your friends" thing, like jokingly being a jerk. I'm pretty sure you can see Shea smiling the entire time. It really shows the rapport and chemistry he's built with his teammates.

I loved it.

Alexis Texas sounds like a…

Alexis Texas sounds like a stripper from Fort Worth.

We should ask Tom Herman. I feel like he'd know for some reason...

I'm not going to say either…

I'm not going to say either of you are wrong. A little part of me did wonder how it benefited Michigan, but I didn't really dwell on that. As what's been said before, there's more to life than sports...

To be honest, it's very likely that I'm placing too much stock into a message board. I just don't want the standard on this blog to be, "something horrible happened with a rival school, lets see how this benefits Michigan." But seeing how many controversies/scandals have popped up in the Big Ten the last several years, it's bound to happen. I'm more pissed off about that than anything else, actually...

And, personally, I see this blog as a University of Michigan blog, not JUST a sports blog. But that's just like my opinion, man.

Please excuse my typo. I…

Please excuse my typo. I meant "Prophet" not "Profit."

*Looks at MGoPoints*

Why am…

*Looks at MGoPoints*

Why am I not surprised?

1. It's posts like these -…

1. It's posts like these - ones that miss the point - that gives the blog a bad rap.

2. Why does the question even need to be asked? The ONLY answer to this is, "at worst, it has no effect."

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Seriously, if your first thought was "recruiting advantage" after news broke, you need to rethink your priorities...

Change?!

But in all seriousness, this looks great!

My IU fan Dad is fine with the hire

If/when he becomes a nurse...

I'd like to imagine him being like Terry Tate

Two at the same time in Colorado

I played against Northwestern's Kain Colter and Nebraska's Kenny Bell... Granted it was pee wee football, but I still think it's pretty cool... I played with Bell later in pee wee football as he moved cities

Any knee-jerk reations to the

Any knee-jerk reations to the Youtube video?

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I mean...

If you live in Puerto Rico or Western Brazil they do.

When someone asks me how I feel about the Gary situation

I can only hope...

I can only hope...

I mean, it's not like Brady has a Super Bowl to prep for.

Signed,

A Broncos Fan

 

We still have tons of recruits on the board

There are so few spots left, we just can't have everyone. I mean, ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Pics or it didn't happen

Pics or it didn't happen

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Haven't gotten any new info on recruiting yet!

However, so far I have found out:

1) I'm a homosexual

2) Numerous 12 year-olds have had intercourse with my mother

3) I don't understand Russian

But don't worry, I'm still digging. El Fuego's on the case!