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|20 hours 52 min ago||Rutgers||
Rutgers is gonna die.
|1 day 21 hours ago||Glad to see St. Juste||
Glad to see St. Juste participating in camps. I hadn't seen an update on him since that hospital photo with his entire leg wrapped.
|2 days 20 hours ago||Welp.||
So much for that.
|2 days 20 hours ago||Cook vs. Denard||
My Spartan friends used to constantly rip on Denard and say how he had no shot in the NFL. Well, Denard was drafted with the #135 overall selection (that was in the fifth round in 2013, but there are more picks this year so #135 falls in the late fourth round). I will be quite amused if Cook drops below #135.
|2 days 22 hours ago||His throwing velocity is not||
His throwing velocity is not impressive. But his shoving-Archie-Griffin-out-of-the-way-and-grabbing-trophy velocity is off the charts.
|3 days 16 hours ago||Tunsil||
The way I see it, once you cross the line of taking improper benefits, you might as well get all you can. If he initially took money to help out his mother, that's already against the rules. So why shouldn't he also take money to have a good time?
|3 days 20 hours ago||Nickel & diming||
This was my reaction as well. Just pay the damn light bill for momma.
|3 days 20 hours ago||Same fund||
The official definition of "Financial need" includes "holding inadequate liquid funds to enable the prompt procurement of recreational stimulants and professional procreative services."
|4 days 9 hours ago||I miss when they used to||
I miss when they used to bring in a small farm animal representing the opponent and then unleash a caged wolverine to devour the thing before kickoff.
|4 days 21 hours ago||Cheerleading||
The "competitive" part of cheerleading is kind of like the plot and character development in a porn flick.
|5 days 8 hours ago||Cheerleaders||
UW can be pretty clumsy sometimes. Still, let's face it: at the end of the day, cheerleading is really just about hot girls in skimpy outfits being on the sidelines during football games. This poster was really, well, honest.
|6 days 10 hours ago||Same old story: if you raise||
Same old story: if you raise the stakes on Harbaugh, you only amplify the magnitude of your failure.
|6 days 11 hours ago||"One student’s address was at||
"One student’s address was at a Mail Plus store inside a Bellevue mall; at another address provided, people who lived there said the student athlete had never lived there. In one case, the investigators uncovered a falsified lease agreement used to establish residence in the district."
|6 days 13 hours ago||First album||
I can't actually remember the first album I bought with my own money. But I do recall acquiring a fellow student's copy of the Miami Vice Soundtrack at an elementary school swap meet. For the life of me I have no clue what I must have traded for it, but I am certain I came out ahead on that one. Smuggler's Blues, yo.
This was on cassette, obviously.
|6 days 13 hours ago||Fear of a Black Planet||
I grew up in Saginaw and probably listened to FBP at least 100 times...while painting D&D miniatures in my parents' basement.
I must have been an interesting sight when I was about 13 years old.
|6 days 15 hours ago||Carroo||
He could go higher because of his talent, or he could go lower because of his off-field issues.
|6 days 15 hours ago||M players||
"I like'em both."--Lloyd Carr
|6 days 19 hours ago||Iowa||
But if the game is at night, how will we see the corn?
|1 week 12 hours ago||Timing||
The vote is this week? Ha. If I was the NCAA, I would probably reverse the ban just to avoid the investigation.
|1 week 15 hours ago||DOJ||
Sure, there are more important things. But in my observation federal enforcement agencies usually prefer to go after the low-hanging fruit. So why not this?
|1 week 20 hours ago||Similar||
An old friend mentioned it to me around maybe 2006 or 2007. I think I glanced at it once or twice, decided I ought to come back to it later when I had more time, and then forgot about it until sometime around the Rich Rod reconstruction era. I lurked for a few weeks before creating my account around mid-September 2009.
Edit: I should add that it was reading a UFR for the first time that pretty much hooked me on this site. I was truly in awe.
|1 week 1 day ago||Louisville||
Louisville is also two hours from Indianapolis and two hours from Cincinnati. So that part of the country is already pretty saturated with pro teams.
|1 week 3 days ago||Chrysler Buckeye is like a||
Chrysler Buckeye is like a poor man's TruthBeTold.
|1 week 4 days ago||You gotta go for what you||
You gotta go for what you know.
|1 week 4 days ago||Will Likely||
Wait--you mean Will Likely is still at Maryland? I just assumed he must have graduated by now. And here I thought only Wisconsin players got 7 years of eligibility.
|1 week 4 days ago||Best special teams player||
Well ESPN is wrong then, because Jabrill Peppers doesn't play for Maryland or Rutgers.
|1 week 4 days ago||Gardner||
Probably because Gardner's senior year was when Hoke had the bright idea not to name captains until after the Game.
|1 week 4 days ago||ucla letter||
The letter appears to have been purposefully written so as to be unintelligible without a significant commitment of brain cells.
Edit: nevermind; the version of the letter that came up previously on my phone was cut off at the margins, making it very difficult to understand. I checked back on my iPad and could read it easily.
|1 week 5 days ago||Pac-12 thing||
If a pirate was coming after me, I'd probably find someone else to blame too.
|1 week 5 days ago||$20||
How many Cokes is that?