"I am insane. I am childish. I once drank an entire bottle of wine while watching Michigan and God's favored child Denard Robinson lose in Ohio Stadium to an undefeated Ohio State team BANNED FROM BOWL COMPETITION FYI JUST WANTED TO MENTION THAT FOR NO REASON."
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|2 days 7 hours ago||Nooooo! They ate Coach||
Nooooo! They ate Coach Durkin!?!?!
But really, who are the other two people in this picture? Harbaugh, Jones,...
|5 days 5 hours ago||They call the guy by two||
They call the guy by two different last names in the article...this is...weird
|5 days 16 hours ago||The officials have to put a||
The officials have to put a ball in play...well, EVERY PLAY. If they found one noticably deflated, they would toss it out. I believe it happened only once on Sunday.
|1 week 1 day ago||They're watching Kate Upton||
They're watching Kate Upton gifs
|1 week 2 days ago||Go get him some ice cream,||
Go get him some ice cream, stat!
|1 week 2 days ago||Scotch for me||
Having some coffee cake and a dram or two of Monkey Shoulder
|1 week 3 days ago||Plus, unless I'm mistaken,||
Plus, unless I'm mistaken, they don't use a freaking shot clock in high school girls basketball. Put in a 10 pass rule before someone is even allowed to shot the ball. This is brutal and humiliating for the opposing players, and poor sportsmanship being displayed by the winning coach.
|1 week 4 days ago||Boom!||
You've just been Magnus'd!
|1 week 6 days ago||HARBAUGHARBAUGHARBAUGHARBAUGH||
|1 week 6 days ago||Don't threaten anyone, play||
Don't threaten anyone, play in traffic, or overdose on cocaine
|2 weeks 2 days ago||I miss me some Shazor. Wish||
I miss me some Shazor. Wish he would have come back for another season.
|2 weeks 3 days ago||Weber||
|2 weeks 3 days ago||Your gif game is on point,||
Your gif game is on point, hombre
|2 weeks 3 days ago||Talk about incredible. He||
Talk about incredible. He wasn't the fastest guy out there, but was just fast enough. I'm not sure we'll ever see someone again with the ability to change direction and accelerate to top speed in almost no time at all. Plus he left when he was at the peak of his game, and he'll be able to walk when he is 60 because of it. Humble and great...what a combination.
|2 weeks 3 days ago||Since November 17, 2010||
And godlike and excitement are two very different things.
|2 weeks 3 days ago||Hey Francis||
How exactly was Hoke made a god? Relax, Francis, we're just optimistic about the return of what we all remember as Michigan football.
|2 weeks 4 days ago||I did. Won a million dollars||
I did. Won a million dollars and invested it all in Dockers.
|2 weeks 4 days ago||Roger that||
Roger that. I must have missed that. This was the first I had seen it reported by a major source.
Mods, feel free to delete if you see fit.
|3 weeks 1 day ago||I actually worry about a "too||
I actually worry about a "too many chiefs, not enough indians" scenario. It might be difficult for all of these successful coaches to get on the same page/not want to be the guy. Co-coordinators seems like it could convolute the situation.
|3 weeks 1 day ago||Awww, man, come on...it was a||
Awww, man, come on...it was a play on the cereal, but you made it weird for me. As the late, great Stuart Scott might say, "don't hate the playa, hate the game."
|3 weeks 1 day ago||Check the handle, bro||
Check the handle, bro
|3 weeks 1 day ago||I wondered the same thing. I||
I wondered the same thing. I know he coached high school in NW Ohio a few years back, but someone I work with (and trust completely) and also coaches HS football was shocked when I mentioned him tied to UM...he seemed to think he was kind of a shady individual. Recruiting is important, but is there not someone who is both a good recruiter and coach?
|3 weeks 3 days ago||Like a juggalo?||
Like a juggalo?
|3 weeks 4 days ago||It may be cliche, but to be||
It may be cliche, but to be the best, you have to beat the best.
|3 weeks 4 days ago||Saban does||
|5 weeks 4 days ago||You just made me so sad. I||
You just made me so sad. I know you're right, but we'd be selfish if we didn't take time to put ourselves in his shoes. That being said, I hope he has a longer list of reasons why he wants to coach in Ann Arbor until he retires.
|5 weeks 5 days ago||That sounds amazing, minus||
That sounds amazing, minus the diet
|5 weeks 5 days ago||A nice chianti. Don't judge||
A nice chianti. Don't judge me...I have to teach America's youth tomorrow.
|8 weeks 5 days ago||Fred Jackson||
Is that you?
|9 weeks 1 day ago||How dare those of us who||
How dare those of us who didn't invest thousands of dollars make your self-righteous ass look bad?!? The nerve! Prick.