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|2 weeks 6 days ago||I think that he'd say "Please||
I think that he'd say "Please stop fucking" if he were typing Yoda-ese.
|4 weeks 18 hours ago||If you're fortunate enough to||
If you're fortunate enough to get paternity time, take it all. Help your wife with everything you can. Another poster mentioned nursing. There are health benefits and maternal bonding that occurs in this time but your wife may grow weary of feeding all hours of the day. We went through a few brands and models of pumps before we found the right one. It was the Medela Freestyle pump that seemed to be the one my wife liked best.
|4 weeks 18 hours ago||My wife found the website/app||
My wife found the website/app "the bump" to be super helpful. Go to the appointments, every time you hear their heartbeat or see the imagery from the sonography you'll know why this was worth it.
|4 weeks 18 hours ago||I disagree, the changing||
I disagree, the changing table is used multiple times a day. However the diaper genie is a take it or leave it. Make sure your baby registry includes tons of diapers. Get a good swing, and or glider those help a lot. Do all your home projects now. You'll be on a 3-4 hour diaper/food/baby time/sleep schedule. You won't want to disrupt the house with the noise and chaos of renovation. Get a baby monitor with video and don't let your kid sleep with you or there will be hell trying to break that later on. If you have pets make sure you bring home something with your baby's scent before you bring that baby home, make sure they learn right away that this new stranger is above them in the household hierarchy from moment one.
|6 weeks 16 hours ago||This was too long to be a||
This was too long to be a meme :)
|6 weeks 2 days ago||Moist.||
|6 weeks 2 days ago||His text should say "let's||
His text should say "let's wreck this team together"
|7 weeks 2 days ago||While climate change is||
While climate change is happening, the temp differences we are seeing are a combination of El Niño and Arctic Oscillation. El Niño warms the Pacific which causes a warmer drift in the jet stream and the Arctic Oscillation is keeping the cold air further North. This may change very quickly and seems unlikely to be related to climate change. That would result in a 1 or 2 degree difference. Not 10-20+ degrees that we are seeing.
|7 weeks 3 days ago||I believe those two will be||
I believe those two will be using MGoGrindr.
|9 weeks 1 day ago||Boiled hard with a side of||
Boiled hard with a side of Jelly beans, raw.
|9 weeks 5 days ago||I'm sensing that you'd like||
I'm sensing that you'd like UM to be the Oregon of the Midwest.
|24 weeks 6 days ago||Drip brew of Panera Hazelnut||
Drip brew of Panera Hazelnut Cream with Vanilla Caramel creamer.
|29 weeks 2 days ago||47||
|29 weeks 4 days ago||While in line at a store once||
While in line at a store once near Christmas, a woman was with her son, placing toys on the belt to be rung up, then looking at her money, adding the next toy, until she hit what she could afford. My wife and I handed her the cash in our wallet outside of the store. I don't recall the amount, it was just heartbreaking to watch someone so close to broke spending their last of their money on their children's Christmas.
|32 weeks 3 days ago||You are sadly||
You are sadly mistaken.....hoodie.
|32 weeks 4 days ago||Considering how terrible||
Considering how terrible their colors are this could be a lot worse.
|32 weeks 5 days ago||I bought a pair of season||
I bought a pair of season tickets through the site sheet also.
|33 weeks 20 hours ago||4 months isn't long for||
4 months isn't long for getting stabby. I know an individual who caught 5 years for that.
|34 weeks 17 hours ago||To rip your own cd's and||
To rip your own cd's and dvd's is not illegal. To share them or download content you don't own, is illegal.
|34 weeks 2 days ago||I think you meant "for" their||
I think you meant "for" their disposal.
|37 weeks 6 days ago||Mine will occur any day now.||
Mine will occur any day now. My wife is officially 40 weeks pregnant today.
|41 weeks 1 day ago||Living in Columbus, I will||
Living in Columbus, I will dole out a "Go Blue" and the smart haters will add a "Jackets".
|42 weeks 6 days ago||It's like they're hoarding||
It's like they're hoarding the worst QB's in recent history.
|43 weeks 1 day ago||It was 1997 and the car was a||
It was 1997 and the car was a primer black 1983, imported by Dodge Colt that I paid $100 for. I sold it for the same price to a friend and shortly afterwards, while in mid-turn, the passenger-side front tire broke off at the studs.
|43 weeks 1 day ago||They left the car in the||
They left the car in the street.
|43 weeks 4 days ago||Then how about we play a game of||
|43 weeks 4 days ago||Milk, milk, lemonade...||
Milk, milk, lemonade...
|43 weeks 4 days ago||LOTRThe HobbitKill Bill||
|1 year 5 days ago||He's still cashing checks and||
He's still cashing checks and in the league on a team that makes the playoffs and was a year removed being in the Super Bowl...albeit that may change soon if Payton finally hangs up the cleats.
|1 year 5 days ago||I love the mic'd up stuff but||
I love the mic'd up stuff but you usually just get snippets. I catch Inside he NFL for some of the in the game footage.