TO THE HOT TAKE CANNON
- Member for
- 4 years 29 weeks
|2 years 13 weeks ago||what's in a name?||
Listen, you guys figured out how to root for a team called 'Slippery Rock' with a modicum of class...I am sure you can figure this out.
Go Green, the true Green.
|2 years 28 weeks ago||Noble Hoplite Warriors 13,||
Noble Hoplite Warriors 13, Weasel Relatives 10.
49 yards rushing, Denard goes nowhere. GO GREEN!
|4 years 29 weeks ago||Getting it Straight||
Hey this is Misopogon's "financial consultant" (the good-lookin' kid on the right)
I have a few corrections, in the name of good journalism, to share with you all concerning the alleged "story" above.
First off, let it be known that my tv is 63 inches, and not the aforementioned 62.
Now we can get down to business.
On his $5s and $10s - I brought $20s and $100s.
I simply stated that Michigan State is better at holding, because Dantonio coaches them so well. Anyone who played offensive line like I did in the glory days of high school [Ed-M: I played guitar] knows that "interior holding is part of the game." [Ed-M: He actually said "It's only holding if you get caught," but unfortunately I didn't DVR my little brother]
I tried seven different people, trying to buy tickets $350 for a pair, and got laughed at. And I did laugh at a guy who offered to sell me a ticket for $1,000.
I also want to address the....the gross generalizations of Spartan fans. While some of us do not necessarily know every player on the team, or even more than five, but that doesn't mean we're not fans. I grew up rooting for UofM, I went to Michigan State, I'm allowed to have pride in my alma mater. I'm disappointed in a lot of our fandom, but for someone like me who really enjoys watching football, I get really excited about this rivalry, especially because it runs so deep into the family. My best friend [Ed-M: that's me!] is a hardcore Michigan fan. I believe that you can be a fan, and not know every stat, every player, and remember every play.
Oh, and one more thing. I fully support removing Matt Millen from television, as he is an abomination to the game of football, and should be punished for what he did to the Lions. Fuck that guy.
The best part about the result of this game for my friendship with my brother, is I now get to root for Michigan to beat Ohio State (and send MSU to Pasadena!)