The Duke of Discharge
- Member for
- 7 years 36 weeks
|7 years 36 weeks ago||Sure, keep deluding yourself.||
Sure, keep deluding yourself. You just don't speak the TRUTH to those in power like I do. I tell Godriguez what I think about him. I tell Sailboat Bill what I think about him. I tell my boss that if I want to jerk it to giraffe porn in my cube, I will. Then I tell the guy in charge of the fry-o-lator that if I want to slip my phone number into Happy Meals that I will do that if I want. I tell my wife that if she doesn't shut up I'll hit her, and if she doesn't like it, I'll put it in her butt and then kick her out the door when I'm done.
See, I'm a MAN. I drink beer. I like to let you know I drink beer. I like to do things my way. Sometimes that makes me what prudes like you consider a failure. I'm just sorry you are too weak to stand up for yourself.
|7 years 36 weeks ago||The Barking Sphincter was||
The Barking Sphincter was (unjustly) banned from this site for speaking to the reality of Michigan one too many times. It's like putting a man in jail for pointing out that your wife is fat. If she is fat, then what's the problem?
Or it's like the time the cops kept following me because I'd park my van in playgrounds and not wear pants. Is that, alone, a crime? I don't think so.
If you are insinuating that I'm The Barking Sphincter, and that I'm so fixated on getting a hard on from taunting you kidz that I'd make a new email and account to get around a ban, well, I'm sorry to disappoint you. My classes take up too much time for me to do that. I've been in school 6 years and I'm almost certified to teach gym to elementary students - why would I put that off to come mess with you kool-aid guzzling panda fuckers?
|7 years 36 weeks ago||You are ridiculous||
Why, a little too real for you? A little too much truth? I've been to jail, buddy. I can hurt people. You don't know shit. I've been paying JUCO tuition bills, serving burgers, banging fat women, beating kids, and fixing up vans longer than you've been alive, junior.
How do I know you aren't one of those stupid WLA kidz?
|7 years 36 weeks ago||I'm not sure what you are||
I'm not sure what you are trying to imply, but I don't appreciate the insinuation that I'm sort of copy cat. I'm the real Duke around here, and you are just some faggy wannabe.
|7 years 36 weeks ago||It doesn't matter. You kids||
It doesn't matter. You kids can sit in your ivory tower and pretend to be grads of Michigan and crow about getting the "top ranked" player by a bunch of HS Football watching nerds all you want - it's PERCEPTION that matters. In my PERCEPTION, which you can't challenge because it's right because I'm a MAN and you aren't, MSU is getting more in-state players.
The actual on-field results or talent of these players is IRRELEVANT. It only matters that the PERCEPTION is that Godriguez is getting owned by Dantonio in-state recruiting wise, and that is the current perception. We are losing the culture war to MSU. Deal with it.
|7 years 36 weeks ago||WLA Kidz, always snooping||
WLA Kidz, always snooping around in the Treefort trying to harass innocent posters. How about you just go back to the lite-brite snd etcha-sketch before mommy comes to pick you from daycare and sees you on the computer? I'm the Real Man around here, so deal with it. I have hair on my testicles, unlike you bitches.
|7 years 36 weeks ago||Limericks, huh? You WLA Kidz||
Limericks, huh? You WLA Kidz think you are so awesome. How creative. Maybe next you can write a sonnet?
I'm sorry someone hear has the nuts to bring up some criticisms and you can't handle it. It's pathetic, really. While you young kids are sitting around talking about football and having fun, MICHIGAN IS LOSING GAMES. You know the last time we won a game? November of 2008. That's pathetic. We should never go more than SIX MONTHS without a victory?
I'm just asking the question everyone wants an answer to - when is GODRIGUEZ going to WIN? That's what we were promised, and so far I'm seeing nothing but losses. Is he going to win soon? Huh? Tell me, freaks. This place is RIDICULOUS.
Maybe when you grow up and get fired a few times and divorced and sit through some court proceedings you can understand just what being a REAL MAN is all about. I'm not even sure GODRIGUEZ is a real man yet.
|7 years 36 weeks ago||So now standing up for truth,||
So now standing up for truth, justice, and the Constitution is a troll? I'm just exercising my right to free speech. Trust me, when you go to jail as often as I do (because I'm a manly man) you learn to know and appreciate your rights. For instance, when you are a middle aged pale doughy guy in jail for touching a child, you might get touched yourself unless you have a special talent with your tongue.
|7 years 36 weeks ago||Damn right||
We have NO excuse to be worse than 11-1 this year. Even if the Super Secret Ninja Spread of Doom takes Special Players that only Godriguez can identify with his all-seeing-all-knowing eye, we have BETTER players than everyone according to Scout and Rivals.
It is just excuse making if we don't win every game and be competitive against OSU.
If we don't beat 3 of the 4 big rivals, Godriguez needs to be strongly looked at in the off-season and perhaps beaten with a hose, much like I beat the illegitimate children that I have fathered with several underage girls who may or may not be tied up in the crawlspace right now.
|7 years 36 weeks ago||Oh yeah?||
Spoken like a true lady-boy that hasn't been married, yet. Just wait, junior, when you grow up and become a big boy you'll understand. Sometimes you just have to smack that ugly bitch for ruining your life full of promise and forcing you to work from home filling out surveys during the day while taking classes with kids half your age at night at the local Juco in a desperate attempt to find a profession where you can actually get hired.
Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering.
|7 years 36 weeks ago||IJJS?||
What does that mean, hombre?
It's Just Juice, Silly?
I Jockey Juggalos Saturday?
Insight Justified, Justice Served?
Intelligent John, Just Smart?
I will assume it's a compliment and that you aren't some sort of Kool-Aid swigging adolescent.
|7 years 36 weeks ago||Oh||
I see how it is. Someone finally starts posting with the juevos to speak the truth, and the name calling, mud slinging, tarring, feathering, diddling, prostate touching, felching, and accusations of doucheness start flying. You're probably one of those little WLA kidz that think Michigan can do no wrong.
|7 years 36 weeks ago||Exactly||
Michigan has BETTER talent than everyone in the Big 10, with the only comparable being OSU. I've been saying this for years.
There was NO EXCUSE for the muskrat-boning exercise in futility that was last year. When is RR going to start WINNING?
It's ashame we're all about finding players that fit the Super Secret Ninja Spread instead of finding good players. Godriguez is a flaming Spaniard fraud and I saw him molest children in the back of my van.
That being said, I fully support him and think he will be awesome.
|7 years 36 weeks ago||Well played, Sir.||
This diary brings up a lot of legitimate points re: The Mighty Godriguez and his inability to understand what makes Michigan special.
The Winged Helmet means more to in-state recruits. I was anal raping my wife the other night while chugging a Keystone and my eye caught a glimpse of my collection of Winged Helmet drawings in the corner of the van - I nearly cried and started pushing in and out even harder. She was crying too, but for a different reason.
|7 years 36 weeks ago||I don't see why any one here||
I don't see why any one here cares. I didn't, and none of you probably did either then, go to U of M. Real students don't post about football. Only like 5 people get in every year.
This is just another example of how the Mighty Godriguez has been a terrible anchor on Michigan in his tenure here. I know TDoR will attack me, but I'm just speaking truth. I'm sorry you can't handle it.
I'm going to go drink and beat my wife.