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|3 hours 57 min ago||Great job of data gathering||
with one quibble: maybe I'm misunderstanding the point you were making, but Brady Hoke's pre-Michigan record isn't remotely similar to Brian Kelly's pre-ND record. Not even close.
|4 hours 7 min ago||You guys picking Utah... negged.||
That'll show 'em. They should know it's strictly unicorns and rainbows around these parts.
|10 hours 4 min ago||Heisman winners then and now||
Jay Berwanger, 1935 Heisman Trophy winner, University of Chicago:
“I wanted to attend a school that would give me a first-rate education in business, without special treatment, so that I would be prepared when opportunities were certain to return.”
Jameis Winston, 2013 Heisman Trophy winner, Florida State University:
"Fuck her right in the pussy!"
|17 hours 22 min ago||"It's a joke."||
If you're 12 years old, sure.
|19 hours 58 min ago||Welp, the most important factor in happiness is clear||
If you have a college football team that's highly successful, you'll be miserable. If you have one that's struggling, you'll be happy. Go figure.
|1 day 16 hours ago||i rarely see the dline throw a hand up||
For whatever reason, what you've observed has been the case since I arrived on campus in 1971.
|1 day 16 hours ago||Looks like that Kink in the plaid pants||
is blowing a wet juicy fart.
|1 day 16 hours ago||This is our Tempo||
|1 day 20 hours ago||Giving Carr the ball at the goal line against Purdue||
Still Lloyd's most ill-advised game decision ever. Cost us that game.
|1 day 20 hours ago||I thought Carr was bigger than that||
The UM roster database lists Carr at 285 as a junior and 269 as a senior. I question the latter weight, but I don't think he was as heavy as 300.
|2 days 11 hours ago||I will never root against Michigan||
but in the unfortunate event that we lost it would be entertaining to see all those who constantly blabbered idiotically about "Michigan Man" have to suck it during the off-season.
|2 days 14 hours ago||One word comes to mind||
This is even stupider than Jayru Campbell getting arrested on assault charges just hours after being released from jail.
Impulse control is a good thing.
|2 days 15 hours ago||This should be disturbing to all of you||
I have a perhaps irrational confidence—unbuttressed by anything concrete I can point to—that we're going to beat the Utes convincingly.
|2 days 17 hours ago||the Lions might be a surprise this year.||
Yes, the Lions will invent new and surprising ways to blow games.
|2 days 17 hours ago||the boos towards half time were not directed at the players||
Please describe in detail just exactly how the players are supposed to determine that "Booooooo!" or "You suck!" or whatever is directed at the coaches and not themselves.
|3 days 44 min ago||I'm as old as the mgomatrix itself.||
I AM the MGoMatrix.
|3 days 53 min ago||Winston Churchill says||
"A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject."
|3 days 4 hours ago||So, yeah, I'd say it's time to bring them back.||
They could be used as disciplinary tools for students who show up late.
|3 days 4 hours ago||Outside of indoctrinating five year olds||
If there was a big fuzzy Wolverine mascot prowling the grounds outside the stands before and after the games, I guarantee that a significant portion of those getting their photos taken with it would be young women being photographed by their boyfriends/husbands/fathers/etc.
Again, this is assuming it's not scary/weird Purdue Pete territory.
|3 days 7 hours ago||I'd be fine with a mascot||
as long as it kept to the grounds outside the stadium once the game started.
This is assuming that it doesn't look nightmarish like Purdue Pete.
|3 days 16 hours ago||Same thing about knee pads||
They used to be huge bulky things. Now it seems like lots of guys don't wear any at all.
|4 days 13 hours ago||This program apparently has gotten soft.||
That's the cure—Viagra for Michigan!
|4 days 14 hours ago||he took that Ball State program and turned it into a 12-1 team||
Bill Lynch's final three seasons at BSU:
Brady Hoke's first five seasons at BSU:
It took Hoke five years to surpass the final season of his predecessor—a predecessor who was fired because he was not winning enough.
|4 days 17 hours ago||if that dick is still wearing the Stanford hat||
No, Harbaugh is now sporting a 49ers hat.
|4 days 18 hours ago||the people who complain never actually went to AA,||
Yes, it's tough for the students to make the games on time when they have to attend their weekly Alcoholics Anonymous meeting.
|5 days 1 hour ago||Nice backwards MASH photo||
or is it H2AM?
|5 days 4 hours ago||OSU would shit themselves if they lost to Cincinnati.||
There'd be a run on coolers in Columbus.
|5 days 4 hours ago||scare the shit out of you on an elevator||
especially since C'sonte York is now enrolled at Toledo.
|5 days 4 hours ago||North Dakota State vs Incarnate Word||
WOTS is that the Pope will be up on the stage with Fowler, Herbie, and Corso. He's a huge college football fan, and was a pretty fair OG in seminary school.
Corso better watch out, though—if he lets loose with another "Ah, fuckit..." the Pope is gonna own his ass.
|5 days 5 hours ago||Nay Sayers?||
I say yes to Sayers: