here's one vote for "John Beilein's head in a Futurama jar"
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|10 hours 27 min ago||Morons||
Okay, so you hold the popular and ethical high ground, own the fricking pulpit, and your best strategy is to sue? This is like pulling the goalie when you are ahead.
|8 weeks 1 hour ago||http://m.mlb.com/shared/video|
|8 weeks 3 days ago||He's also the teammate of||
He's also the teammate of future 4 or 5* Brian "Tugs" Bowen, a 6-7 wing in the c/o 2017. Bowen is a cousin of Jason Richardson, so he's also a presumed MSU lean, unfortunately.
|8 weeks 3 days ago||Tyrone Wheatley||
|9 weeks 4 days ago||Acceptance rates seem to have||
Acceptance rates seem to have limited meaning re: desirability until you reach the elite schools. Last year, Central Michigan's acceptance rate was actually 6 percentage points lower than MSU's.
|10 weeks 1 day ago||I'm out||
|10 weeks 2 days ago||BiSB||
You are the Patrick Vint of Mgoblog.
|10 weeks 3 days ago||You've brought him up a||
You've brought him up a number of times. Were there indications that he was ever a realistic option for Michigan? Or that he'll attend college in the U.S. at all? I don't follow bball recruiting too closely.
|10 weeks 3 days ago||If my name was Sviatoslav||
If my name was Sviatoslav Mykhailiuk, I'd opt to go by something like "reanimator" too...
|12 weeks 3 days ago||I use the internet solely for||
I use the internet solely for MGoBlog, so I get ads about canine anal glands and scatterplots.
|15 weeks 1 day ago||If I'm not mistaken, UM under||
If I'm not mistaken, UM under Beilein has has as many early entrants to the NBA as Izzo has had in roughly 20 years at MSU. Izzo has made himself a legend by turning 3-stars and 5-stars into 4-stars.
|17 weeks 4 days ago||Scouting Report||
Gets downhill in a hurry. Displays mean streak. Lacks balance.
|19 weeks 5 days ago||On "closing the gap"||
This paragraph is the best:
|20 weeks 1 day ago||Valentine/Payne/Costello||
Valentine/Payne/Costello corral a soul-crushing proportion of the games's available rebounds, giving MSU the extra possessions it needs to win.
MSU 78, UM 69
|23 weeks 6 days ago||Chuck Norris roundhoused||
Chuck Norris roundhoused Canada and caused the polar vortex.
|23 weeks 6 days ago||Every time I see it I can't||
Every time I see it I can't help but think of the song "Coco Jamboo" from the 90s.
|24 weeks 16 hours ago||In the nearly 20 years Izzo||
In the nearly 20 years Izzo has been at MSU, he's had, I think, only 4 "true" early entrants: Richardson, Randolph, Taylor, and Brown. Beilein's had that many in the last four years.
|24 weeks 2 days ago||Nnanna Nnanna Egwu||
Nnanna Nnanna Egwu
|24 weeks 2 days ago||But we're undefeated since||
But we're undefeated since Nussed God was hired.
|24 weeks 2 days ago||I should have clarified.||
I should have clarified. That's just the "minimum" qualification. Obviously you get the best candidate you can. The two elephants on campus are medicine and athletics. I'm curious if the new prez -- especially since he was at Berkeley -- favors putting a little financial distance between the medical enterprise and the rest of the U.
|24 weeks 3 days ago||I think the general rule||
I think the general rule is:
so, this doesn't seem out of line.
|24 weeks 3 days ago||I took a class with the Dude||
I took a class with the Dude last semester. He asked us to research and suggest some names for the next prez, and he said he'd pass along the good ones. Interested to see who came out on top.
|24 weeks 6 days ago||Mercy. Creighton is 20 for 32||
Mercy. Creighton is 20 for 32 from deep against Nova. Up by 35. OK, back to cheering against OSU.
|25 weeks 22 hours ago||Michigan arrogance||
They could never make fun of us as well as we make fun of us.
|25 weeks 4 days ago||Fumble recovery luck||
Maybe it is because Devin Gardner has a 5 yard head start on the "Center randomly moonshots the ball 20 yards toward his own endzone" play Michigan ran a few times this year.
|26 weeks 3 days ago||no! no! they aren't!||
no! no! they aren't!
|28 weeks 3 days ago||He's been angry since the day||
He's been angry since the day he learned that it's physically impossible for monkeys to fly out of asses.
|29 weeks 5 days ago||Luckily for him, he was in||
Luckily for him, he was in the same grade as Jeff Penis.
|29 weeks 6 days ago||I thought Darboh was||
I thought Darboh was Freetown's Finest?
|35 weeks 19 min ago||Mary's halftime speech Tackle||
Mary's halftime speech
Tackle for loss drinking game
Greaaaatest michiguh sooooooo prowwouwwd pthphthphhh