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LaPorta's strength is his in…

LaPorta's strength is his in-game speed. When corrected for position I believe he's in the 97th percentile league wide. 

That is not Cade Stover.

And we re-signed Brock Wright.

If Brown is the starter the…

If Brown is the starter the Buckeyes will not escape the regular season unscathed. The gap between him and Honda is vast. 

John Thompson dodged Greg…

John Thompson dodged Greg Kampe. John Calipari didn’t and paid the price. 
 

Maybe John will run into Greg on the links this summer and Greg will apologize. I hope not. 

I don't think "corruption"…

I don't think "corruption" had anything to do with it.

Signing Prince was never a…

Signing Prince was never a good idea. He was arguably the worst fielding 1st baseman in baseball when we got him. And off their career peak overweight players decline at twice the rate of non-overweight players.

I don't like saying that; my family raised a good chunk of the money that put grass on the LL fields he played on and I laid some of the sod myself.

Alstott was so good he made…

Alstott was so good he made Jim Coletto look like a good offensive coach at Purdue.

Nice bit of instant karma…

Nice bit of instant karma for Jackson Blake there at the end. The cherry on top......

Oh yeah, if there are hockey…

Oh yeah, if there are hockey teams I feel bad for its teams from the northeast.

If my son was a WR and…

If my son was a WR and RichRod came calling I'd turn on the sprinklers.

Too bad; he's really gonna…

Too bad; he's really gonna miss out on the dynamic attack of.... <checks notes> ..... <doublechecks notes>.... Tim Lester.

It is my preference the new…

It is my preference the new coach not be blind. 

I remember all the…

I remember all the housewives who had the paperback in the 70's.

I even got negged for mine.

I even got negged for mine.

No one seems to recognize…

No one seems to recognize the Shogun drops.

To reach the Japans it's…

To reach the Japans it's best to sail thru Magellan's Pass.

Oh fer crissakes. Already?…

Oh fer crissakes. Already? You can take the coach out of Wisky but you can't take the Wisky out of the coach.

Tart cherries >>> sweet…

Tart cherries >>> sweet cherries

Peach cobbler >>> peach pie

Peach cobbler >>> peach pie

My guess is Bert Convy!

My guess is Bert Convy!

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/xas9sf

Move the slider to 9:58.

Or a Marine, I'm told.

Or a Marine, I'm told.

Craig remembers.

Craig remembers.

It's become clear we need to…

It's become clear we need to throw some of Stephen Ross' money at an effort to dig up Don Canham's body and try to clone him.

This was always going to…

This was always going to happen. Payton & Wilson clashed. Even if Wilson were young I'd prefer to have Payton, one of the premier offensive minds of the last generation.

Hell, he's the only guy to have gotten a useful coaching contribution from Joe Lombardi.

The Lions' biggest D need…

The Lions' biggest D need has been and remains *pure* CB's. Both the front line starters and depth guys. Mikey doesn't really fit the bill.

Though the last couple of years I have really come to respect just how good the consensus mocks are at projection. This mock is just one of a large group. The last consensus "Grinding" has is nearly a week old and Mikey isn't in their top 50. I highly doubt Mikey is going in the 1st round.

I've seen worse. Though that…

I've seen worse. Though that's not good.

I pulled my son off the mound when as a 10-yo his coach had him start on Sunday after throwing 82 (5 innings, 8 K 3 BB 2R against 11-yos) on Saturday. That led to a week of emails and phone calls with the league president acting as a go-between.

Guess what? Hitters are…

Guess what? Hitters are better today too.

I prefer to call the team…

I prefer to call the team from Colorado the 'Lanche.

Well, in this case its the …

Well, in this case its the *hooker* who really has to rinse.

It was on a stream. Married…

It was on a stream. Married to a CMU alum, it’s one of my husbandly duties to keep track of CMU & WMU football. 

From an analytics nerd lens…

From an analytics nerd lens Sannes is definitely a sharp guy. 

I watched PJ Fleck's first…

I watched PJ Fleck's first spring game at Western. Was the most disorganized thing I'd ever seen. Meant precisely nothing in the grand scheme of things.

Kelce is yelling at one of…

Kelce is yelling at one of the greatest coaches of all time. I rank him higher than Belichick. Kelce should have showed some maturity and ranted up and down the bench.

The man is willing to…

The man is willing to strangle Elmo. Maybe it’s best to listen to him. 

I do not understand this…

I do not understand this. Roman's specialty is the QB run game. He's not considered a great route designer.

John Harbaugh is the NFL's…

John Harbaugh is the NFL's most ruthless HC when it comes to handling assistants. You could be doing a good job and if John thinks he can do just a little better you are shitcanned. I'd take a hard look at Martindale.

There were some jokes in…

There were some jokes in that vein at the time, yes.

The best Kitna moment was…

The best Kitna moment was calling out OC Jim Colletto. During the game. While he was in formation.

I think Seth is right that…

I think Seth is right that the Amoeba is well-suited for beating good college QBs. The coach still has to be good at teaching & calling the scheme and also good at recruiting.

Jeez. So *that's* what…

Jeez. So *that's* what happened to Joe Cullen. I'd forgotten all about him.

That incident occurred a time when lots of other little things were happening to the Lions. Like someone in the front office (Tom Lewand?) had some personal issues that became public too.

If I remember right, the…

If I remember right, the night before the Minny election there was a 3-way debate carried on C-Span. Didn’t know a thing about Minny politics. Less than 10 minutes in I turned it off and went to go tell my wife Ventura was gonna be the next governor of Minnesota. 

Tonight I will be making a…

Tonight I will be making a stew of sorts in Carl’s honor. 

Brad Holmes is a…

Brad Holmes is a loooooonnnnngg way from Jimmy Devellano. And the way he responded to criticism on draft weekend reveals some definite chinks in the armor.

Now that Brian has talked…

Now that Brian has talked about it, we need to start compiling a list of potential AD candidates. 

Legendary game show host AND…

Legendary game show host AND a ground-breaking defensive coordinator. Truly a Renaissance Man.

Look at banner, Michael.

Look at banner, Michael.

Looking over Hurtt's work in…

Looking over Hurtt's work in Seattle its tough to be impressed. Seahawk D took a tumble the moment Hurtt took over. Some of the issues definitely can be laid at the front office. If Bobby Wagner is your leading tackler at age 33 that's on the GM.

Rush D really nosedived the last 2 years. Got to be careful judging this though. A lot of the better NFL D's in recent years have placed fewer defenders in the box, preferring to lean against the pass game. Frisco is an excellent example of this in 2023.

This is why I like to look at short yardage run D, where typically box defender count goes up. And Seattle has given up plenty of short yardage run TDs this past season.

It occurs to me that we will…

It occurs to me that we will be getting a few new pictures around here in our weekly features. Anyone have a favorite shot of Coach SMASH for KFATAOTW?

No, Jay's career path makes…

No, Jay's career path makes the most sense as HC, in the mold of his uncle. Or as a lifer assistant.

No, no a thousand times no…

No, no a thousand times no. HELL no.

I prefer my ADs to be semi…

I prefer my ADs to be semi-permeable.