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|5 hours 1 min ago||Five Brothers Protip: The||
'Five Brothers' Protip: The 'regular' burger is actually two (2) patties. Order the "small" burger. Eating the 'regular' burger will make you feel over full and slightly disgusted with your self.
|1 day 4 hours ago||The universe craves darkness.||
The universe craves darkness.
|1 day 6 hours ago||Regardless of the methods||
Regardless of the methods used by modern media, we need to maintaiin some perspective.
I'm one of the biggest slappys for our University and had a difficult time initially understanding how JH could tolerate coaching games in EL and W Lafafayette after prowling the sidelines of a Super Bowl. Hell, he was inches of stealing his way into the big game as a pro player ('96). He's insanely competitive in a way that even most coaches aren't. So why wouldn't he want to win an NFL championship?
As the days go by, the business case can be made for returning to college for a number of reasons. As a slappy, I hope the "done deal" sentiment is accurate.
|1 day 7 hours ago||I really wanted to love that||
I really wanted to love that show and kept hoping it would turn the corner because I like the writing and I liked the actors but generally didn't like the characters not played by Jeff Daniels or Olivia Munn. I haven't watched the finale and probably won't until I'm absolutely desparate.
|1 day 7 hours ago||I'm ok with this distinction.||
I'm ok with this distinction. They are dickheads. We're not.
|2 days 4 hours ago||Superbad-era Emma Stone vs||
Superbad-era Emma Stone vs Clueless-era Alicia Silverstone.
Helluva cagematch. And I mean that in the best, most reverent way possible.
|2 days 4 hours ago||Suh is on his best||
Suh is on his best contract-year behavior. He's looking for JJ Watt money. I miss him already.
|2 days 4 hours ago||Delete - wrong spot||
Delete - wrong spot
|3 days 8 hours ago||[picture of letter "D" and a||
[picture of letter "D" and a picket fence]
|3 days 8 hours ago||TD. Bush. Looked healthy||
TD. Bush. Looked healthy there.
|4 days 7 hours ago||Narduzzi's schemy defense||
Narduzzi's schemy defense might be turning into a pumpkin. Seems like there's enough film of big plays from the past season. Good move to strike while his name is relevant.
|5 days 4 hours ago||I don't understand why cats||
I don't understand why cats are funny on the internet.
|5 days 6 hours ago||I feel like I'm in the car||
I feel like I'm in the car on a cross-country drive with a bunch of people I normally enjoy. We're stuck in the same goddamn undersized Ford Escort until we get home. Can't get comfortable. Sometimes we take turns driving because that's the only way to stretch our legs. We've heard each others stories and can't stand the same country/top40/gospel/classic rock that fades in and out of the terrestrial radio. We're sick of truck stop food. Nothing to do but count the miles until we get home. Whenever that is. And we're not sure what the place will look like while we've been gone. That's where we all are right now. Stuck in a two-door Ford Escort.
|5 days 6 hours ago||We haven't had that spirit||
We haven't had that spirit here since 1989.
|5 days 10 hours ago||What is she simulating||
What is she simulating there?
|5 days 12 hours ago||It's cool around these parts to deride the term,||
It's cool around these parts to deride the term, as well.
|6 days 2 hours ago||The media can say just about||
The media can say just about anything about the CC and generate hits at this point.
|6 days 5 hours ago||Ryan Schuling is a pud for a||
Ryan Schuling is a pud for a normal talk show. Good play-by-play. He went to Central, but has always been an MSU slappy. Never understood that.
|6 days 5 hours ago||I never enjoyed the S Curve||
I never enjoyed the S Curve in my 20 years of GR.. But, yeah.
|6 days 7 hours ago||Belichick is loved in NE, you||
Belichick is loved in NE, you just have to understand the way we/they love people. It's kind of like hate. Or resentment. Until you're gone for a few years, they don't always appreciate you.
For some reason the enemies engender their own affection - eg, Magic would get a standing O from the Garden if he came back.
|6 days 7 hours ago||"GODDAMMIT, JIMMY! GET YER||
"GODDAMMIT, JIMMY! GET YER ASS BACK TO CAMPUS AND SQUARE THAT SHIT UP! I SWEAR I WILL RIDE YER ASS UNTIL IT HAPPENS! TELL ME WHY WE EVER GAVE YOU A SCHOLARSHIP TO PLAY FOOTBALL AT MICHIGAN. WHY!?"
|6 days 7 hours ago||I'm there.||
I'm there. I don't even like my own kids.
|1 week 5 hours ago||It's just business, Dwight.||
It's just business, Dwight. Not personal.
|1 week 5 hours ago||Remeber the Hoss? Miss that||
Remeber the Hoss? Miss that guy. Seriously.
|1 week 5 hours ago||If you're looking to maximize||
If you're looking to maximize your value, you create as many potential customers as possible. And just when it seems like there is a sufficient market, make up a "mystery team" (see also: Boras, Scott).
In other words, it's not in Harbaugh's financial interest to eliminate anyone yet.
|1 week 6 hours ago||The Raiders guy was throwing||
The Raiders guy was throwing a fit over Lane Kiffin? Pick your battles, bro.
|1 week 6 hours ago||What is the||
What is the backstory?
Generally, I've dealt with stringers, columnists and quasi-celebrity TV reporters ot his ilk. It's best to avoid them - they're looking to feed off outbursts like this.
|1 week 1 day ago||Whatever.||
|1 week 1 day ago||The whole 'slim fit' thing||
The whole 'slim fit' thing pisses me off. I don't want to look like some scruffy college kid or one of the asshole husbands on "Real Housewives" - I just want comfortable clothes that don't look like I'm trying too hard.
|1 week 1 day ago||Who decided that pleats are||
Who decided that pleats are bad? Serious question. I mean, who gets to decide these things?