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|1 hour 1 min ago||Love the picture: JH gonna||
Love the picture: JH gonna drill that 20 yard out.
|1 hour 16 min ago||Definitely first world||
Definitely first world defending national championship problems. In 2013, my expectations were tempered by mid-season because obviously. Buckeye fans have a shitload of 5*'s to help them grind out wins in the 4th quarter of games against any team in the country.
As a fan of the Red Sox, this reminds me of the mouth breathers that would call WEEI and complain about Pedro not pitching complete game 17K shutouts in 2004.
|4 hours 37 min ago||Pretty sure we "level up"||
Pretty sure we "level up" after each game. Ru-dock gets more hit points, better armor class, +3 dexterity, etc
|5 hours 22 min ago||I have no doubt that Mario||
I have no doubt that Mario will take his death stare to training camp where additional development allows him to play on sunday afternoons in a large metropolitan city.
|5 hours 31 min ago||I hear you, but Isaac had a||
I hear you, but Isaac had a few nice cuts and a really long run that should be replicated.
Hard to do if he drops the rock, tho.
|8 hours 53 min ago||I think weddings in resort||
I think weddings in resort areas really far away from where I live suck harder.
|8 hours 59 min ago||2015 OSU is a shit-ton better||
2015 OSU is a shit-ton better than 2002 OSU. Especially as I run through my memory of their position groups in 2002.
|9 hours 5 min ago||On Steve Szaban's show this||
On Steve Szaban's show this morning he mentioned that ESPN cut Swinney's segment short before he could thank baby Jesus for Clemson's win. In other words, another shot fired in the cuture wars.
I thought Swinney's bit was kinda funny because he mentioned all the things his footbawl players get (pregame meals, stipends, tutoring, etc) and seemed to stop short of thanking Clemson's famous bagmen.
|9 hours 13 min ago||The " /s " made all the||
The " /s " made all the difference in that post.
|9 hours 33 min ago||This may or not be funny, but||
This may or not be funny, but explaining the joke never makes it funny. Your best hope is to pause after delivery and hope audience catches up to it.
|9 hours 35 min ago||Ok, then.||
|10 hours 1 min ago||I think Urban gets his shit straightened out by||
I think Urban gets his shit straightened out by November. They took a pretty good shot from Indiana on Saturday and still ground out a win.
|10 hours 5 min ago||Utah needs to win deep into the season for us to||
Utah needs to win deep into the season for us to experience legitimate playoff chatter, let alone actual consideration.
|1 day 4 hours ago||We're not in their academic pantheon of rivals, so||
We're not in their academic pantheon of rivals, so maybe we'll catch them by surprise.
|1 day 10 hours ago||Sagarin is nailing it this year. We hate the||
Sagarin is nailing it this year. We hate the coaches poll, right?
|1 day 12 hours ago||If you squint, hanging with||
If you squint, hanging with TCU gives the Gophers a few grains of credibility.
|2 days 15 hours ago||Good job. Good effort.||
Good job. Good effort.
|3 days 9 hours ago||And waste another||
And waste another year
|4 days 10 hours ago||It'll all work out. We get||
It'll all work out. We get negged for various reasons around here. I carry neg grudges that go back so far that I can't remember where they originated.
|4 days 11 hours ago||"Who? Jay? Whatever Jay||
"Who? Jay? Whatever Jay Harbaugh said, that's what I agree with."
I'd love to know the context around that statement.
|4 days 11 hours ago||+1 for the term "naked||
+1 for the term "naked violence."
Too lazy to post the pic of naked Pat Bateman chasing someone with a chainsaw.
|4 days 11 hours ago||I had a professional||
I had a professional conference that used to meet on Mackinac Island in the fall every few years. It was the best time of the year to be there because the place was essentially deserted but everything was open. I would carve out some time to walk around the inner trails.
Michigan in the fall is difficult to explain to people from other states. I'm more homesick now than during any other season.
|4 days 23 hours ago||That's what I said.||
That's what I said.
|5 days 8 hours ago||Adreian Payne and his PR||
Adreian Payne and his PR campaign we put up with during the tournament a couple years ago.
|5 days 9 hours ago||The signing bonus is||
The signing bonus is guaranteed. If you are a high first rounder, this is a substantial figure.
If a player quits during an NFL contract, teams usually claw back the bonus. See also: Sanders, Barry.
|5 days 9 hours ago||*shrugs*||
|5 days 9 hours ago||Then again, Jameis Winston||
Then again, Jameis Winston signed a deal for $25 million guaranteed.
And those pictures suck worse than your math.
|5 days 9 hours ago||COMING SOON: DRAFTAGEDDON||
COMING SOON: DRAFTAGEDDON MID-SEASON REPORT
|5 days 9 hours ago||The player wouldn't be||
The player wouldn't be "quitting." He'd be taking precautions to mitigate the risk of blowing out his knees while playing for free.
"BUT WHAT ABOUT THE SCHALARSHIPPSSS?!"
|5 days 10 hours ago||No shit. Or see if one of the||
No shit. Or see if one of the QB's can play LB next year.