further adventures in Jed York being unsuited for his position
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|1 year 26 weeks ago||AGAIN with the hookers? WTF||
AGAIN with the hookers? WTF man!? I've told you all a thousand times - I DID NOT ALLEGEDLY KILL 5 HOOKERS! Whoever told you that is allegedly lying! Keep it up and I'll allegedly kill one of you! Wait. I take that back. Allegedly.
|1 year 32 weeks ago||WTF bro? Of course I can||
WTF bro? Of course I can tell the difference! I've never killed a football player!
|1 year 37 weeks ago||I'll throw my name in the hat||
I'll throw my name in the hat if you're taking names of people looking to be interviewed. My publicist said I should go out of my way to quash the "rumors" about alleged hooker murders. I mean, I never allegedly murdered five hookers! Why do you people continue to allege that I did? Just because I look like I did does not mean I'm guilty. Sure, I've allegedly been known to allegedly spend time with alleged prostitutes. And some have allegedly disappeared allegedly. So what? Allegedly.
|2 years 1 week ago||This is insane. Some guy||
This is insane. Some guy posts a message about an alleged rumor about a Tressel getting a job and they get chastized. Meanwhile, millions of people document my alleged handling of six, I mean, five prostitutes and I have to spend tens of thousands getting it removed. There is something seriously unjust about this.
|2 years 1 week ago||Ha! I see what you did||
Ha! I see what you did there.
Kids today (and even back in the 80s) are so tame. I won't even tell you what we allegedly used to do back in my college days!
|2 years 2 weeks ago||You think I'm soft? Six, er,||
You think I'm soft? Six, er, I mean five hookers would allegedly beg to differ. Leach is lucky I didn't allegedly snap his neck too!
|2 years 2 weeks ago||Why? Why did you have to||
Why? Why did you have to bring me into this? I finally get some quiet time after basically failing at everything I've done the past year and you have to go and and f-ck that up for me too? You, sir, are an a--hole and I hope you fall and split your cowbell in half. Oh, and button your f-cking shirt!
|2 years 2 weeks ago||Interesting . . . I've always||
Interesting . . . I've always thought Kate was the kind of girl that I could wrap my hands around. Wait, hands? No, not hands! I meant arms! I meant arms! Shit!
|2 years 2 weeks ago||Never heard of the guy but I||
Never heard of the guy but I appreciate him. Anyone that can take the spotlight away from me goes down in the "friend" column for me.
|2 years 3 weeks ago||Posbang, you say? I think I||
Posbang, you say? I think I went to one of these back in my college days. If this is the same as that, I'm up for it! There were so many prostitutes at that party. I had the time of my life. The aftermath was allegedly messy but I can't remember anything so its all good. Allegedly.
|2 years 3 weeks ago||Well, uh, nevermind.||
Well, uh, nevermind.
|2 years 3 weeks ago||That's exactly what I||
That's exactly what I allegedly told that bitch before she allegedly smacked me. Well, of course I don't let some low-life hooker do something like that to me! Ha! I allegedly showed her!
You know, I like the way you think FWI. We should hang out sometime.
|2 years 3 weeks ago||Well, since you asked, to be||
Well, since you asked, to be honest, I'm a little more than just annoyed at the news. I mean, if Ray Lewis allegedly kills one person and gets a statute, wouldn't that correlate to someone allegedly killing five people getting five statutes? If so, wouldn't I at least be under consideration for at six, er, I mean, five alleged statues? I'm not even picky. Small 10 foot ones would be fine. And they can all be in one central location on the SMU campus. Or, better yet, at the corner of 5th and Jones Streets. Allegedly.
|2 years 3 weeks ago||Well, considering I'm the||
Well, considering I'm the alleged real one, I'm even more puzzled than you. I mean, how would people know that my SSN is 123-45-6789. OOPS! Quick, mods, please delete this comment!
|2 years 3 weeks ago||That's just not true. I||
That's just not true. I never suffocated her. I . . . wait . . . NICE TRY! I did not allegedly kill her!
|2 years 3 weeks ago||Nice try, imposter. Read my||
Nice try, imposter. Read my tagline and my username. My full legal name has no underscore in it, obviously. Stop holding yourself out to be me or I'm going to sue you. And trust me . . . I have many very powerful attorneys on retainer and at my disposal.
|2 years 3 weeks ago||Go fuck yourself. (said in as||
Go fuck yourself.
(said in as nicely a way as possible, FWIW)
|2 years 4 weeks ago||GLENN ROBINSON III PUNCHES||
GLENN ROBINSON III PUNCHES KIDS! Lets get this meme going!
|2 years 5 weeks ago||I assume that you contacted||
I assume that you contacted my publicist before posting that glamor shot of me on this here blog. If not, you better cough up some royalties or at least some MGoPoints for the usage. That said, its pretty cool that you like having me around. Texans don't seem to enjoy me and, for some reason, prostitutes look at me like I'm an alleged serial killer so its nice to know that you all still care about me. Thanks Brian.
(By the way, how do you like my cowboy hat in that picture? I bought it just for my campaign, from campaign funds donated by big oil money. Its okay to use those funds buy clothes, right?)
|2 years 6 weeks ago||I don't do press conferences||
I don't do press conferences anymore. I'm sick of getting the same stupid questions over and over. I DIDN'T MURDER THOSE HOOKERS!
|2 years 6 weeks ago||Will someone please remind me||
Will someone please remind me to reach out to Manti and give him the contact information for my PR firm? The one I hired before my campaign went out and got rid of all that nonsense about me allegedly killing a few dirty hookers that alledgedly wouldn't give me what I wanted for a good price. All I alledgedly wanted was a little rub-and-tug and they each allegedly wanted to charge me $25! What a joke. Anyway, my PR firm went and cleared all that up for me. I bet they'd be happy to help Manti - they are miracle workers! Alledgedly.
|2 years 6 weeks ago||Thats funny because I||
Thats funny because I alledged once knew one (or was it five?) of them too.
|2 years 6 weeks ago||Count me in. How far do I||
Count me in. How far do I have to, er, "go" with her to get the points?
|2 years 6 weeks ago||What do you mean? Ohhh . .||
What do you mean? Ohhh . . . I get it. Real funny. Jerk.
|2 years 6 weeks ago||I'm available. How do I||
I'm available. How do I apply?
|2 years 6 weeks ago||Whew. I thought this was||
Whew. I thought this was going to turn into a conversation about how I allegedly killed 5 hookers. Or was it 6? I forget. Allegedly.