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|27 weeks 10 hours ago||Related||
Our high school football team was so awful that myself and another field hockey player were considering reprising our roles from 6th grade football. She's insanely strong and athletic (invited to try out for an Olympic team) and probably could've jumped right back in at RB considering our low level of competition in eastern LI, but I would've had a helluva time trying to reclaim my LG spot. Our field hockey coach didn't let us anyway. /coolstoryme
|30 weeks 16 hours ago||no no no||
Flags are too patriarchal, that's what the burning bras are for.
Also you don't have to be a feminist (for all those people who oppose equality of the sexes?) to think that 'wifey' and 'hubby' are absolutely gag-inducingly twee.
|30 weeks 23 hours ago||Wide Lesbian Asses Whorish Le||
|30 weeks 23 hours ago||People actually say wifey?||
|30 weeks 23 hours ago||What I've learned from mgoblog||
So women are only cool if they like man things like watching football but women aren't allowed to like man things because they're for men who like boobs and the internet and feminism is ruining America. Got it.
|30 weeks 1 day ago||You seem like an enlightened||
You seem like an enlightened gentleman and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
|30 weeks 1 day ago||CHECK YOUR PENIS PRIVILEGE||
CHECK YOUR PENIS PRIVILEGE DEX
|30 weeks 1 day ago||Idk||
I liked the version with slightly less rampant misogyny and slightly more evolved commenters, but hey, it's a football blog, and football is for dudes only and all dudes like boobs so why not have HOT CHIX and debates about their hawtness all over the place, right?
|30 weeks 1 day ago||Lol wife day?||
You guys are so whipped!! I mean why else would someone want to spend time with the person they asked to spend their whole life with, amirite??
|30 weeks 1 day ago||But if the wimminz and teh||
But if the wimminz and teh browns and teh gheys get equal treatment, that means they were taking it away from the manly white man's right to be a bigoted asshat and that is not fair!
|30 weeks 1 day ago||Thank you||
It's been a cesspool.
|30 weeks 3 days ago||Sigh||
So pussy is now an acceptable derogatory term around here? Why don't you just call him a fag while you're at it and cover all the 5th grade insults?
|31 weeks 1 day ago||Seriously?||
So Greek Week, mudbowl, derby days, anchorsplash, wing fling, splash bash, etc don't ring a bell? Those are all pretty big fundraisers, in case you actually did spend four years under a rock. And obviously raising money isn't Greek-exclusive (I said as much at the beginning of the sentence) but you just asked about redeeming value, so I gave examples, which clearly weren't good enough for Mr. Greek Life Expert over here. Why'd you even bother asking what we actually do since you already know everything?
|31 weeks 1 day ago||Omg, you're right||
Us drunk shallow egomaniacs bring nothing to the table, just like every other student group that has standards for admission and membership, volunteers in the community, raises money for philanthropic causes, gives scholarships, and provides networking opportunities for its members and alumni.
|31 weeks 2 days ago||Let's be real: This site has||
Let's be real: This site has absolutely not welcomed women for a while, unless they came bearing T&A. Also, it's kind of sad that you should even have to appeal to some paternalistic protective nature to try to get the lowest common denominator to realize that maybe they should treat people like, ya know, people. Somehow in my 23 years I've managed to be attracted to women without making a damn ass of myself every time HAWT PICS surface on a football blog.
|32 weeks 2 days ago||HEY GET THEM TACKY||
HEY GET THEM TACKY CURLY-FRY-SHILLIN OUTDOOR-HOCKEY-PLAYIN JERZEYZ OFF MY LAWN HOW HARD IS IT TO GET SOME REAL TRADITION AROUND HERE
|33 weeks 8 hours ago||You mean ZTA at UM?||
They're the one at Washtenaw and Hill, right behind The Rock, been there since 2010.
|33 weeks 2 days ago||I have no shame||
I got your back, jblaze, sometimes I pee sitting down too.
|33 weeks 4 days ago||Get away with it?||
I, too, am concerned that somehow, someone has slipped past the MANDATORY SHEARING OF THE PUBIC HAIR which is enforced by college age guys. CAST OUT THE HIRSUTE FOR HER NONCOMPLIANCE AND MARK HER WITH THE SCARLET "H" OF SHAME.
|33 weeks 6 days ago||'Twas the afternoon before||
'Twas the afternoon before MICHmas
|33 weeks 6 days ago||Enjoy being back in Ann Arbor!||
Coincidentally, last night I was considering turning my rising helmet shirt into a dress for the game. I think this seals the deal.
|34 weeks 2 days ago||The championship game was on||
The championship game was on his birthday too.... cruel OT fate :[
|35 weeks 2 days ago||He can be my wingman any day.||
He can be my wingman any day.
|36 weeks 39 min ago||Yea, damn shame them poor||
Yea, damn shame them poor straight dudes ain't even allowed to laugh at elementary level gay jokes anymore. THAT'S WHAT'S RUINING THIS FINE BLOG AND COUNTRY.
|36 weeks 3 hours ago||HEY||
YOU PIPE DOWN WITH THAT NANCY BUSINESS, CAN'T YOU SEE WE'RE BUSY BEING CLASSY BLUE BLOODED MANLY MAN MICHIGAN FANS OVER HERE
|36 weeks 6 hours ago||Funny||
Most of the things mgoblog has to say about women tends to kill my good moods too.
|36 weeks 6 days ago||My thoughts when I saw the thread title||
"Please be chastity and sobriety, please be chastity and sobriety...."
|37 weeks 1 day ago||Definitely read the title as||
Definitely read the title as "Hoke & Mattison's New Granddaughter." Ooops.
|37 weeks 6 days ago||Do you find yourself wondering why you can't have nice things?||
Because this is why you can't have nice things.
|38 weeks 1 day ago||Wait, so once you get the wristband, you're golden?||
New plan: get there ass crack of dawn early, wait around, invent world's most inconspicuous drinking game, acquire wristband, dash back to State street for remainder of pregame. I see no problems here.
Of course, I now have alumni tickets, so I'll just be over in the golf course.