The only band I'm passionate for of all those listed is the B-52s. But I have zero emotional investment in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, since it's: in Cleveland, for god only knows why; basically a Jann Wenner joint and fuck that guy.
Hey, leave the Greeks out of this. They are a proud culture dating back to the classical Hellenic period of Plato, Aristotle, and Alexander the Great. Did you know famed actor Telly Savales was Greek? Clearly not. And if you're reading this Gloria V., you proud Greek woman, I still love yah, baby.
You can't get a better predictor than RPI unless you're adept at mind-reading NCAA committees, and I'll bet you a hamburger that you aren't.
The Big Ten just suspended Bonnie Tholl for the rest of the season.
Anyway...at long last...after all these years, this team can HIT. Keep bashing 'em, Wolverines! And thanks for the awesome recap, Solecismic! I'd tivoed the Friday game and watched it before the spring game. Costales really did crush that walk-off. Great game overall.
Oooooh, I'm all over the "My hallucinations after a rewatch of my rewatch of your rewatch" thread:
"I saw the Four Horseman astride mighty stallions galloping down the field at Michigan Stadium cheered on by the zombiefied corpse of George Gipp, except it was Ronald Reagan playing George Gipp and, look, there's the chimp from Bedtime For Bonzo speaking in tongues while reading from an ancient text foretelling the end of creation. And, lo, the names of the Horsemen were Death, War, Pestilence, and Urban Meyer, and just as they reach the redzone, the Horseman are set upon by a pack of thirty-three angry wolverines led by Hugh Jackman, and there is blood--so much blood--but the Horsemen are vanquished. Then, with a shower of sparks, a great platform emerges at the fifty yard line, the M on the field thrust skyward, and on it are Murderwolf, the Yay Girl, and Lloyd Brady signing "The Victors" in the purest of harmonies, and, also, Orji would've scored on that last possession but the ref who called the play dead was Hitler, and not the old, beaten down, withdrawing from smack and trembling Hitler from the end of the war, but the young, vigorous, optimistic-looking Hitler from the MSU Jumbotron and fuck that dude. He's history's greatest monster."
Maybe. I can't use the one I've got saved in the file manager after the latest site change, and I can't find a version of that with an embed code. I like this one too though, so it could be a thing. The important question is...what do the commits think of it? Since it's really about honoring them.
Yes! It's been three and a half months since we won a National Championship in a sport way more popular than men's gymnastics! Also, our women's gymnastics team won it all three years ago! DAMMIT IT ALL!
Yeah, they seemed to run the ball well. And Orji and Warren were accurate on the short stuff which is fine for me now. I figured both would have trouble with that.
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So high quality it's a Cristal ball.
Those Bucknuts will be trollin', rawhide!
They call Alabama "the Crimson Tide"!
Demar Dorsey?
Hell ye---? Uh...oh...okay.
Hell yeah!!!
Hell yeah!!!
We're gonna break the draft just like we broke the minds of Ohio State fans!
Hell yeah!!!
Hell yeah!!!
The only band I'm passionate for of all those listed is the B-52s. But I have zero emotional investment in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, since it's: in Cleveland, for god only knows why; basically a Jann Wenner joint and fuck that guy.
Hey, leave the Greeks out of this. They are a proud culture dating back to the classical Hellenic period of Plato, Aristotle, and Alexander the Great. Did you know famed actor Telly Savales was Greek? Clearly not. And if you're reading this Gloria V., you proud Greek woman, I still love yah, baby.
Correct.
The Warde Manuel Haters Playbook
Good things happen for Michigan sports: It's a no-brainer/Warde didn't fuck it up; Warde has nothing to do with it!
Bad thing happens: It's all Warde's fault! Fire Warde! Fire Santa if he doesn't fire Warde!!
Hell yeah!!
I Want To Believe.
FONG BOMB!
The Big Ten just suspended Bonnie Tholl for the rest of the season.
Anyway...at long last...after all these years, this team can HIT. Keep bashing 'em, Wolverines! And thanks for the awesome recap, Solecismic! I'd tivoed the Friday game and watched it before the spring game. Costales really did crush that walk-off. Great game overall.
FONG BOMB!
"There ain't no way I'm ever gonna love you."
~Meat Loaf
I've met more than my share of dirtbags.
Oooooh, I'm all over the "My hallucinations after a rewatch of my rewatch of your rewatch" thread:
"I saw the Four Horseman astride mighty stallions galloping down the field at Michigan Stadium cheered on by the zombiefied corpse of George Gipp, except it was Ronald Reagan playing George Gipp and, look, there's the chimp from Bedtime For Bonzo speaking in tongues while reading from an ancient text foretelling the end of creation. And, lo, the names of the Horsemen were Death, War, Pestilence, and Urban Meyer, and just as they reach the redzone, the Horseman are set upon by a pack of thirty-three angry wolverines led by Hugh Jackman, and there is blood--so much blood--but the Horsemen are vanquished. Then, with a shower of sparks, a great platform emerges at the fifty yard line, the M on the field thrust skyward, and on it are Murderwolf, the Yay Girl, and Lloyd Brady signing "The Victors" in the purest of harmonies, and, also, Orji would've scored on that last possession but the ref who called the play dead was Hitler, and not the old, beaten down, withdrawing from smack and trembling Hitler from the end of the war, but the young, vigorous, optimistic-looking Hitler from the MSU Jumbotron and fuck that dude. He's history's greatest monster."
Maybe. I can't use the one I've got saved in the file manager after the latest site change, and I can't find a version of that with an embed code. I like this one too though, so it could be a thing. The important question is...what do the commits think of it? Since it's really about honoring them.
Go Blue! Beat NW!
Like dust from heaven--Angel Dust!
Hell yeah!!!
"Post your spring game observations..." I mean, it's right there, a few posts below this one.
Aristotle and Cicero are also from Michigan which is even more kickass!
Yes! It's been three and a half months since we won a National Championship in a sport way more popular than men's gymnastics! Also, our women's gymnastics team won it all three years ago! DAMMIT IT ALL!
Yeah, they seemed to run the ball well. And Orji and Warren were accurate on the short stuff which is fine for me now. I figured both would have trouble with that.
Where Wolf...committed to?
Hell yeah!!!
via GIFER
Where?
I'm loving the all-Maize uniforms.
How's the cut?
[Insert Debbie Downer gif]
Let's mess with Texas.
Wow--T.J. Guy shot out of a cannon.
Yeah, Wink Martindale has his own unique style of dress.
Trick plays in a Spring Game!
Oooooo, guns, guns, guns! Come on, Sal, the Wolverines are playing [slaps coffee table] this afternoon! And I never miss a game.
Nice throw by Warren under pressure.
Nice TD run by Orji. Also: I hope we get a UFR on that awesome endzone celebration.
Two nice throws by Orji in a row now.
I'm ready, man. I am ready to GET IT ON. You know it!
Yeah, I was thinking there'd be a bit more...zazz. This could well be the artistry of "Knuckles" from Cellblock B4.
[Insert Jimmy Two-Times pic]