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|6 years 20 weeks ago||You have half a national||
You have half a national championship since World War II. Michigan State has six. But hey, you absolutely owned the 19th century, like I said. So keep living in the horse and buggy days, Big Brother. Shoelace will take you to the top!
|6 years 20 weeks ago||http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/||
Bummer. And yes, you still count games from the 1800s to your all time record. But keep chugging the chocolate milk, baby! Dilithium!
|6 years 20 weeks ago||Four more years. Please.||
Four more years. Please.
|6 years 20 weeks ago||4-8.||
|6 years 20 weeks ago||UM fan: Wow, we are going to||
UM fan: Wow, we are going to be so good this year. Seriously, I'm seeing 10-2, at the very least.
NCFBF: Why do you say that?
UM fan: Well, we're Michigan, for one thing.
NCFBF: Didn't you go to Central?
UM fan: ......
NCFBF: Sorry. Anyway, carry on.
UM fan: Like I was saying, 10-2. Shoelace is dilithium fast, man. We're going to hang a hundred on Sparty! Even though we don't care about them. Haha, little brother!
NCFBF: Didn't you lose the top three players on a terrible defense? What are you going to do about your secondary?
UM fan: Little brother sucks. Not that I care. Dilithium. Our helmets have wings.
NCFBF: Weren't those wings invented by Michigan State?
UM fan: No, Little Brother just wants to be us!
NCFBF: Even though they did it first?
UM fan: What?
NCFBF: Never mind.
UM fan: Wait till Rich Rod gets his players, Sparty. Little brother's gonna BOW DOWN WOOOO WE OWN LIL BRO 67-30! Even though they aren't a rival, hah!
NCFBF: Why do you always fall back on victories from the 19th century when arguments about your current team falter?
UM fan: BOW DOWN LITTLE BRO DILITHIUM FAST TEAM SPEED