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If I did the splits right If I did the splits right now, those poor saps that live along New Madrid Fault line would be in for one helluva natural disaster.
Did someone say Spicy Did someone say Spicy Baconator?
Sparty? Are you kidding me? Sparty? Are you kidding me? Sparty? Remember when I pioneered that totally sweet comeback led valiantly by everyone's favorite twink, Brady Quinn? I'm so awesome. I coached Tom Brady.
My idea of a romantic getaway My idea of a romantic getaway is to head to the Motel 6 on the outskirts of South Bend, get a Baskin Robbins Ice Cream cake, and do bad things to my wife.
You haven't lived until You haven't lived until you've stuffed yourself with 6 German Chocolate Cakes and felt the excruciating pain of your stomach staples poping and buckling. WOW WHAT A RUSH. IT'S LIKE SKYDIVING FOR FAT PEOPLE.
Joey Chestnut is a pussy. Joey Chestnut is a pussy.