lined up offsides. solid. 

i for one appreciate the closed captioning so that i could verify that the lyrics were “skeet skeet skeet” during a song. 

"sparklers? i said fireworks!"

top-5 reason why robots are idiots

wo fat's versions of machine gun and gypsy eyes.

better might be a little strong, but... the covers make their way through my speakers on the regular, unlike the hendrix versions.

this man sells fieldturf and fieldturf accessories at strickland fieldturf. 

the what portal?

both teams played hard

why?

eh. you shove a grown man and you should probably expect this as a possible outcome.

if that man is draymond green, you can remove "possible".

“michael penix jr. fits it IN.”

nice. 

but I caution that everyone make take a (small) step away from the table and let their stomach settle before coming back to the buffet.  

9/18 is consistently?

the only thing i took from that article is that my man needs someone to clean up his neck line. yikes.

Red Wolves, RedHawks, Brigade, Commanders, Armada, Presidents, Defenders or keeping Football Team

damn.

*puts washington bullets starter jacket back in the closet*

this staff is an embarrassment. 

again. 

this appears to be a poorly coached team. 

again. 

jim harbaugh is the huel of college coaches. 

win will cause me to:

loss will cause me to:

sir, no 24 or even 25 year old has any amount of old man strength. 

now get off my lawn. 

um...

“michigan? yeah, go there and stand on the sidelines while a walk-on plays your position running a 4-minute drill with 3:00 left on the clock.”

-every other school

this place negative-recruits itself. 

BYAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

puzzled? this is michigan fergodssakes. recruits should walk here then play and act exactly how i want them to play and act just to have the honor of wearing the winged helmet.

Michigan out-gained them, out-rushed them, won the time of possession battle.

so they've got that going for them. which is nice.

great - inge should be outstanding then. 

mike mcmahon

darko milicic

juan gonzalez

uwe krupp

ay, man. come on. 

faux pelini > bo pelini

it’s a little weird that fox hired aaron rodgers’ personal meatwasher as a color commentator. 

those places are trying to be good at football, instead of trying to be good at michigan football.

did you watch the 4-minute drill down two scores against mau?

rahm ftw

magglio’s walk off in the 2006 alcs

i’m sure there will be millions of dollars in endorsements out there for players who have to ride the bench for a couple years watching walk-ons who practice the right way get punked by other teams.

watch out, ohio state!

"what? i wore a mask the whole time." -football coaches

always going to be dangerous for your dt recruits to see what you do with the last two high-level dt recruits. at least here, anyway.

this is why i never believe harbaugh when he talks about gattis having full control. somehow gattis (in full control of the offense) miraculously starts doing the same stupid shit you did for years before he got here? nah. 

i wish you weren't so fucking awkward, bud.

eh... a senior qb and a bunch of drafted o linemen didn’t exactly light it up, so maybe it’s not (just) the kids. 

to be faaaaaaaaaaahhhrrr...

mcmurray’s a piece of shit. 

weird. the lines are absolute trash, on both sides of the ball. 

didn’t see that one coming. 

yeah! fuck anyone else that works there, or lives nearby. IT'S WHAT THE STUDENTS WANT.

nah. just don't care about anyone loudly demanding to speak to the manager.

how about they just shut the fuck up about it?

do you still win journalism if you were the first one to publish the earliest, but then it wasn't true but  now it's true again?

it’s white with gold trim

to quote a great man, “who the fuck is renee zellwedger?”

your mom

how about beating wisconsin or psu?

gtfoh with “talent to win it all”.