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He will announce that he's

changing careers to do stand up comedy...

 

Bartender:  Sorry, but we don't serve subatomic particles that travel faster than the speed of light here.

A tachyon walks into a bar.
 

I hope it's

"Time travel is possible" so I can go back to 2007 and warn the Michigan players about Appalachian State and to not get stoned before the game.  Thing is, would we retain our memory or would we actually go back to being in the moment of 2007, unaware that we traveled back?  Maybe I'll go all the way back to prevent Bill Martin from being hired as AD.   

The "Engineers"

have found out the human race has survived and are deploying ships to finish the job.   

Well there's always

the summer olympics where Canada might get 5 medals total compared to 100 from team USA.

Each hockey team member gets

awarded a medal yet only one counts toward the country medal count?  Ice dancers each get a medal but only one counts.  Swimming relay, track relay, basketball, bobsled, etc. 

It's not actually a true medal count.  Shouldn't each medal awarded to an athlete count?  Point is the US would probably destroy most countries in the medal count if it were done this way but the European led Olympic committee would not go for that.  They won't even allow womens softball in because it's viewed as a US dominated sport.  Now what are they going to do with speed skating?

20 medals in one sport?

Sounds like they need to adjust the amount of speed skating events.  How about we have 20 different alpine downhills at different lengths or 20 snowboard slopeside competitions with different obstacles?  Better yet, why not count the medals for each team member in hockey because they are all competitors.

 

Putin brings out the walkers...

Loved watching this

new olympic sport...

Mom has a line

on a bigger payday elsewhere.  Last minute either Ohio or an SEC team swooped in with a load of cash.  That stop any LOI being sent in.

How about

another DUI so he gets fired?  That might help the Lions win.

Why not this Buckeye

as the new Lions OC?

All slap happy

after the ND game and didn't give two chits about Akron.   Coaching first and foremost is to blame for overlooking this or any opponent.  

My team name....

Bye Week.

My set

is getting old but I hit em well.

Cleveland 9.5 degree Ti460 Launcher (My security blanket.  When the rest of my game is crap I can always count on it.)

Cleveland Launcher fairway wood 17 degree  ( Other than my driver, I can hit this solid and a long way.  Great on par 5's)

Nickent 3DX 23 degree ironwood  (Just ok.  Usually hit or miss but better than I can hit a 3-iron).  

Callaway X-18 Pro Series Irons 4-PW  (Great irons and can hit em straight although the distance isn't so great.  Not sure if it's me or the irons.)

Cleveland CG10 54 & 56 wedges  (Doubt if there's a club out there that can save my awful chipping but I'm getting better.  These do the job.)

Odyssey #1 Whit Ice putter (Just replaced my Never Compromise mallet and getting closer to the hole has improved greatly.  I have a much better feel for this putter.)

There is only

one true seer

yay!

Maybe

he is referring to Mark Ratner's sister.  

 

"You know Damone I always stick up for you. They say oh, Damone that loud mouth - and they say that a lot. I say oh, no you just don't know Damone. I mean when they call you an idiot, I say Damone's not an idiot. Well, you know something maybe they know you pretty good. Maybe I'm just starting to find out." 

A

Mushroom walks into a bar.  Bartender says "sorry, we don't serve food here".  Mushroom says "why not?  I'm a fungi".

Dr. vist

Woman: Doctor, I broke my arm in two places, what is your prognosis?

Doctor: Stop going to those places.

Just one more

Who can forget this classic tune...

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGBw8jS3sMw

I'll second

Oakland stadium as being one of the worst.  Funny how it reminded me of Sparty stadium (also a worst pick).

Browns stadium had the worst experience.  All their fans want to do is fight and throw crap.

Soldier Field has the worst architecture.  Looked like the Jupiter II crashed into the old stadium.

 

 

Softball annoyances

Does the entire team really need to clear the dugout each time a player crosses the plate?  You'd think it was a walkoff.

Given enough tries

anyone can create an awesome highlight video.  Wonder how many misses he left out?

Curious if there

are any other girls out there he has slept with in the past three years.

She had to die

because one cannot keep a lie such as this going on and on.  Especially after college when a pro career would offer more opportunity to actually meet her.   More and more people were more than likely asking about her so he had to end it.

Mitch Albom

has said he interviewed her in person.

You forgot to mention

why Tressel was fired.

Let's see

How did Tressel "acquire" his players again?

All the individuals

involved in this cover up certainly had the agenda of the football program saving face and in turn not to hinder recruiting. I really dont know how people can sit there and say this had nothing to do with the football program.

All the individuals

involved in this cover up certainly had the agenda of the football program saving face and in turn not to hinder recruiting. I really dont know how people can sit there and say this had nothing to do with the football program.

Don Corneilius AND Dick Clark

in the same year?  Look out RJ Watkins.

I see MSU

gets to play #1 Florida this Friday. 

Lucky them. 

 

Academics

are so much tougher at Michigan that it scares off many recruits who just are not into the whole learning thing.

Or...

Couldn't you just record them on your DVR when they come on, or...search on demand and play them instantly?  You could then spend the cash on a sweet Land Of The Giants collectors comic...

Homeland

reminds me a bit of 24.  The Walking Dead is silly.  Too many people scared of zombies that only just stumble around.  What kind of threat is that?  Most could dance circles around them without being touched, then just blow their head off.  Oh yeah I forgot, the zombies are always quiet as a mouse and always sneak up behind you.  And why don't these people go find an island and kill all the zombies on it so they don't have to live in fear their whole lives? 

There were also many

"loaner cars" while at Ohio.

Why Ohio is attractive to some...

Why Ohio is attractive to some...

Hoe gatt het met jou jongen?

Beste dronken voedsel?

Frites met mayo en curry or Shorama?

"Hate" is not strong enough

to describe

1. Bucknut fans

2. Sparties

3. Skunky Heineken

4. Belgians

It's time to consult...

His mom

didn't seem sincere to me.  It all looked like a nice act meant to throw everyone off the bama money trail.

It's the

sexy specs.  .

I'm going as a human

I'm going as a human centipede.  Terelle Pryor, Jim Tressel and Dantonio bringing up the rear.  Figure all I need is two blow up dolls, some duct tape, a sweater vest and an MSU shirt.

Glascow?  Must be an offshoot

Glascow?  Must be an offshoot of GlassTiger....who played with Bryan Adams....who did a duet with Tina Turner....who was in Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome with Mel Gibson.....who starred with Sam Elliot in We Were Soldiers......who starred with Nick Cage in Ghost Rider......who starred with Sean Connery in The Rock....who attended the University of GlasGow.

Just for that....

http://youtu.be/5jh69whE9dY

What about Ron Vanderlinden?

Don't see why they might not consider this guy.  He is currently the linebackers coach at Penn St. Was head coach at Maryland from 97-2000. Grad assistant at Michigan and Bowling Green. Coached at Ball St in 82. Was defensive assistant from 83-91 at Colorado under Bill McCartney (won a NC in 1990). 92-96 DC at Northwestern.

The problem may be that he's waiting for JoePa to call it quits and may be in line for a promotion at PSU.

Ron Vanderlinden?

Don't see why they might not consider this guy.  He is currently the linebackers coach at Penn St. Was head coach at Maryland from 97-2000. Grad assistant at Michigan and Bowling Green. Coached at Ball St in 82. Was defensive assistant from 83-91 at Colorado under Bill McCartney (won a NC in 1990). 92-96 DC at Northwestern.

The problem may be that he's waiting for JoePa to call it quits and may be in line for a promotion at PSU.