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Pretty sure some current BYU…

Pretty sure some current BYU football players are eligible to live there.

So our epic Monday doesn't…

So our epic Monday doesn't necessarily include epic thread titles.

Damn! He should change his…

Damn! He should change his name to Dusty April. 

We’ve had a Trey and a Tray…

We’ve had a Trey and a Tray and now we have a Tre. A tre of Trays!

Just so you can all prepare…

Just so you can all prepare for it, I’m going to be posting a thread tomorrow entitled “Musings on the spring game two days later …”

Both the heavyweights on the…

Both the heavyweights on the Olympic team - freestyle and Greco-Roman - are from Michigan. The most kickass thing ever. 

Our No. 1 need in the portal…

Our No. 1 need in the portal is a kicker.

2024 Jack Tuttle will be at…

2024 Jack Tuttle will be at least as good as 2021 Cade McNamara, so I think that’s what we’re looking at. 

Justin time!

Justin time!

The Indy Star is the…

The Indy Star is the publication that claimed a lot of high moral authority for exposing the Larry Nassar scandal. Although sexual assault isn't the same as sexual harassment, if they don't do anything to Doyel for this, it won't look good. Lots of people are calling for his head.

And Barstool also slams him as "a guy who spells both his first and last name wrong."

I have to admit that I didn…

I have to admit that I didn't follow the JJ stuff he wrote before, so I had never heard of this guy. But a little more research shows that yes, he's a creepy, narcissistic, arrogant asshole.

He wrote a very insincere column trying to apologize, but tried to make it all about what a quirky guy he is. He also "apologized" on Twitter, and Twitter is responding by basically ripping him a new asshole.

I would rank them:Ohio State…

I would rank them:

  1. Ohio State 2021
  2. Alabama 2024
  3. Washington 2024
  4. Ohio State 2023
  5. Ohio State 2022
  6. Penn State 2023
  7. Michigan State 2019
  8. Notre Dame 2019
  9. Florida 2016
  10. Michigan State 2022
Totally free and sit…

Totally free and sit anywhere you want.

Second floor of the M-Den. 

Second floor of the M-Den. 

How much exactly did Clemson…

How much exactly did Clemson offer Rashan Gary?

Speaking of that, I watched…

Speaking of that, I watched the three legends (Gary Player, Jack Nicklaus and Tom Watson) tee off yesterday morning to officially kick off the Masters. Nicklaus' drive wasn't pretty, but 88-year-old Gary Player smacked the shit out of the ball right down the middle of the fairway. It was awesome.

He still has his COVID year.

He still has his COVID year.

He won us a national…

He won us a national championship, guys. The story has a happy ending.

John Bender's football field…

John Bender's football field from the Breakfast Club is only a few miles away.

I've never seen that before…

I've never seen that before. Epic. It sounds like it all sounded because somebody asked him about not using George Brett as a pinch-hitter with the bases loaded. Sounds like it didn't work out the way he wanted.

And in case you're wondering…

And in case you're wondering, former U-M cornerback Myles Sims was a starter at Georgia Tech this year.

And the guy that most of us…

And the guy that most of us confuse him with – Courtney Sims – is also a high school basketball coach. He coaches a girls basketball team in Massachusetts.

All our Sims are coaching!

So if they got married, his…

So if they got married, his name would be Seth Borseth?

God, that's great. And how…

God, that's great. And how many reporters could there have been covering a Michigan women's basketball game? Two? Three?

Happy retirement, coach. He…

Happy retirement, coach. He's on that short list of coaches – along with Mike Gundy ("I'm a man! I'm 40!") – who is far better known for one meltdown than for anything they did on the field or court.

We went to the Franz Store…

We went to the Franz Store and asked for a Franz, and they gave us a model that needed a lot of work instead.

Oh, well. Tear it up in the MAC and come back as a 34% shooter from 3 in a couple years.

From 1979 to 1989, the Big…

From 1979 to 1989, the Big Ten was 4-0 in championship games. Then the shit went off the rails. 

Fifteen Big Ten teams have…

Fifteen Big Ten teams have made the Final Four since 2000, so we're 0-15 since then.

The odds of that have to be astronomical.

Connor Essegian is out of…

Connor Essegian is out of the picture?

Caitlin said this after the…

Caitlin said this after the game today. The same thing could have been said by Jalen Rose back then: “Yeah, people will probably remember our two Final Fours and things like that. But people aren't gonna remember every single win or every single loss. I think they're just gonna remember the moments that they shared at one of our games. Or watching on TV.”

No, you misread it. Some…

No, you misread it. Some people hate Kim Mulkey, who beat Clark and Iowa in their first championship game appearance.

Hey, if I'm on a bubble team…

Hey, if I'm on a bubble team and I'm looking at spending one night in Dayton as a 10-seed or a week in Vegas, I'm losing my last few games.

Thanks for the highlights,…

Thanks for the highlights, Dug. Go to class and good luck.

His other finalists which he…

His other finalists which he listed back in February are Kentucky, Oklahoma, Tennessee, West Virginia, Colorado, Georgia, UCF, Penn State, Texas A&M and Purdue. So yes, Ohio State apparently doesn't want a top-100 cornerback who could ride his bike to take an official.

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You left Brad Underwood off…

You left Brad Underwood off the asshole list.

So we're going to be sans…

So we're going to be sans Christian Anderson? (Stolen from Twitter.)

2021 was Aidan's team. 2022…

2021 was Aidan's team. 2022 was Mikey and Blake's team. 2023 was Mikey, Blake, Zak and JJ's team. Sounds like 2024 will be Donovan's team. Very good with that.

OK, Yak, that made me laugh…

OK, Yak, that made me laugh.

"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"

Fat, drunk, stupid, and…

Fat, drunk, stupid, and posting threads that only have a person’s name as the title is no way to go through life, son. 

That guy is the anti…

That guy is the anti-Harbaugh as an interview. He gives straight answers.

I hope he’s a Harbaugh when it comes to winning championships. 

Oh, shoot. Does this mean we…

Oh, shoot. Does this mean we don't get to see Jake Butt and Devin Gardner on a split screen calling the action while the actual game takes up about 20 percent of the screen?

Excellent content, thank you…

Excellent content, thank you. 

I’d rather have the kid from…

I’d rather have the kid from Hillsdale. 

Somewhere, Pete Rose is…

Somewhere, Pete Rose is chuckling. 

What was his cadence? Was he…

What was his cadence? Was he yelling “Snap it to my ankles … HUT!”

I'm assuming that on the…

I'm assuming that on the other wall, it says "I'D LIKE TO KNOW WHERE LOU HOLTZ IS NOW."

They made DAMN sure to give…

They made DAMN sure to give Tony Alford some screen time in his new colors!

We might hang on to someone…

We might hang on to someone like Yoyo, but I have to believe we'll have almost an entirely new roster next season.

I'm honestly relieved to…

I'm honestly relieved to find out this was a basketball player and not a football player. I had no idea who this was.