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|6 weeks 6 days ago||Message I specifically took||
Message I specifically took from Bryce Dallas Howard's character arc: if you're an unmarried woman who is career-oriented and has no kids, YOU'RE FUCKING SHIT. And, also, potential dino-bait until you find a big strapping man to protect you, and children to look after who will help give rise to your latent motherly instincts. tThese being really the only reasons a person with a vagina such as yourself exists, no?
Yes, I know, it's a movie about dinosaurs, but still I found it to be kind of a dickish and incredibly antiquated (not so) subliminal message to be communicating, particularly to young girls, and especailly after Mad Max found a way to combine supreme action badassery with a really thoughtful, subversive critique of patriarchy.
But, the dinosaur action was pretty good I suppose, and I wasn't going in expecting anything more really.
It was aiight, basically.
|7 weeks 6 days ago||...at life. But not||
...at life. But not football, unfortunately.
|8 weeks 17 hours ago||(No subject)||
|22 weeks 6 days ago||"I'll take, 'Things A Man||
"I'll take, 'Things A Man Accused of Domestic Violence Should Never Say In Regard To The Woman Involved' for $800, Alex."
|29 weeks 3 days ago||I'm not sure "OT" even begins||
I'm not sure "OT" even begins to cover it...
|32 weeks 1 day ago||Is that a GIF, or evidence?||
Is that a GIF, or evidence?
|43 weeks 3 days ago||I find your spelling to be of far greater concern||
I find your spelling to be of far greater concern than the opinion you expressed
|45 weeks 6 days ago||Did your mother have any children that||
Did your mother have any children that lived?
|1 year 1 week ago||What's the deal with your serial Cheerio pissing||
What's the deal with your serial Cheerio pissing throughout this thread, did Mike Illitch bang your wife in an abandoned building in Detroit or something?
|1 year 10 weeks ago||Godzilla Translation: Cool Story, Bro||
|1 year 16 weeks ago||"...and Saturday..."||
|1 year 32 weeks ago||Fuck LOTR! Oh wait, wrong||
Fuck LOTR! Oh wait, wrong thread...
|1 year 35 weeks ago||Attending community college||
Attending community college in Michigan does not make one a Michigan graduate, FYI...
|1 year 37 weeks ago||I don't know if it's so much||
I don't know if it's so much to ask for, but it is certainly too much.
|1 year 39 weeks ago||No.||
|1 year 40 weeks ago||I don't believe that you||
I don't believe that you figuratively thinking they are losers makes it any better there, champ...
I guess my point is: a large majority of these artsy fartsy critics you speak of, they have been steeped in years of film viewing, analysis, and criticism. They've forgotten more about film than you will ever know, more than likely. Their opinions are just tools to hopefully help lend you different perspective than you might normally take from something; you shouldn't take the fact that they differentiate from your own opinion as some sort of personal afront.
You may well be 31, but the manner in which you've expressed some of your opinions herein lends itself more to that of a 12 year old.
I suppose I also just may have inadvertently confirmed Everyone Murders' opinion, so I apologize.
|1 year 40 weeks ago||But you have no problem||
But you have no problem calling someone a loser for a having a critical opinion that differs from your own? Got it.
|1 year 40 weeks ago||Christ, if I have a mule kick||
Christ, if I have a mule kick your mother in the vagina now, is there anyway that would have some sort of retroactive effect and prevent me from having read this?
|1 year 40 weeks ago||You do of course realize that||
You do of course realize that referring to anyone as an "artsy fartsy loser" causes every opinion you have expressed in this thread (or in general) about art to be immediately invalidated, correct?
|1 year 44 weeks ago||(No subject)||
|1 year 47 weeks ago||Double post, my apologies||
Double post, my apologies
|1 year 47 weeks ago||Well, she certainly is...a||
Well, she certainly is...a Michigan graduate.
|1 year 47 weeks ago||The fuck is this shit...||
The fuck is this shit...
|1 year 50 weeks ago||Cats and dogs, living||
Cats and dogs, living together, MASS HYSTERIA...
|2 years 5 days ago||Not if you're a liberal arts||
Not if you're a liberal arts major
|2 years 1 week ago||Yes, but||
It's sort of social...demented and sad, but social. Right?
|2 years 1 week ago||And you seem barely literate.||
And you seem barely literate. Try keeping your mouth closed when you breathe, works better that way. Just a tip. Please pass the same along to your entire fan base.
|2 years 1 week ago||See below- not soon enough,||
See below- not soon enough, I'd say...
|2 years 1 week ago||I hope Carlos Hyde punches||
I hope Carlos Hyde punches you in the face
|2 years 1 week ago||Yes, but to be fair, if you||
Yes, but to be fair, if you read the disclaimer at the bottom, they did specify the values were listed in decreasing levels of importance. So they've got that going for them.