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Son of a bitch

I'm watching the Iowa Rutgers game. How big of an asshole does that make me?

Haha. HAHAHAHAHA

Keeping Franzen over Hossa was only a mistake in hindsight. Hossa got double the money from Chicago and Franzen was in his prime (outscored Colorado in the playoffs by himself the year prior). Holland's made questionable decisions like you've highlighted, but a lot of those are only apparent looking back.

To be fair though, signing Ericsson to his contract was never a good idea. Fucking hate Ericsson.

In your face, you sweaty hog.

Everyone is ganging up on him and he's just owning them

Camera angle so bad I just cancelled my cable.

Lou Holtz from like 2008-2014 disagrees.

I can't stop laughing at the image of Sankey trying to enjoy a nice family barbecue and seeing Jim's pasty, bare stomach running around like a madman.

He said "Super Bowel"

Can't hurt to be on the media's good side. The hype train keeps chugging along.

I really like it from a recruiting standpoint. It draws a lot of positive attention to the program when you have big time celebrities around it. That's one of the major tools Pete Carroll used to build USC into a powerhouse.

Spaghetti

Jim Harbaugh is batshit insane, but he knows exactly what he's doing.

This thread shouldn't have 200+ comments.

Really don't understand the underwhelming offer sheet and rankings here. I'd take 10 of him in this class if possible.

It's like a civil war between the terrapins and the ninja turtles.

Pubic enemies

Now it kind of sounds like you're putting the blame on Swenson, which probably wasn't your intention.

I just don't think the situation on both sides is comparable, and if you don't get that now then there's not much of a point in me explaining that.

Living in NC with an already hour-long commute, I'm fucking terrified.

Last time it snowed here:

FIRST!!!

Harbaugh wasn't the coach when Swenson was offerred.

Is that graph showing the most popular Halloween costumes among children?

Playing like poo poo

Oh. We would know.

Seems to be working out alright for certain SEC schools.

Let's just take every shot from behind the arc for the rest of the season?

Flow chart:

Would you tweet at them if they were  just a regular stranger on the internet and not a recruit?

Play by play guy just came in his pants

FWIW, ECU has scored a ton of points the past few years and was forced into shootouts. I believe they were ranked top-10 in rush D last year, at least for most of the season.

Your last sentence says it all. I'm expecting a downgrade.

Around then is when people gave up, as far as I saw.

Fuck you, man. I drove up from North Carolina and yelled my ass off. I'm not going to be the dumbass who loses his voice because he was yelling in the 4th quarter of a blowout. This isn't the crowd you need to be discussing this with. Also, thanks to Stubhub I was able to buy tickets.

Yeah snow penises are always funny

Can Jim Harbaugh be angry for the entire game next week?

Boo we want fat kicker booo!

I don't have anything to add. I'm just commenting to pile it on in hopes that it somehow contributes to her losing her job

On the bench where he belongs

Rudock has shown the ability to complete a pass.

God Dymonte...

NC State fans are actually losers though

Well that's a new one.

Now remove Peppers. Troll them.

FUCK YOU REFS

Lots of empty seats at the Joe tonight.

For having higher academic standards than the average NCAA program Northwestern's playing like a bunch of retards.

Haha. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS GREAT

I wanted to see how Ty would do with a full workload. I think I've seen enough.

No he wouldn't be down in that situation

Maryland has the worst uniforms ever

I'm taking a shit in North Carolina

If we played this team last year it would be like 7-3 at this point.

I don't think I've ever seen Rudock lead a receiver. All of his throws are behind

App state was in the middle of winning like 3 consecutive championships when the horror occurred.

BULLSHIT REF. BULLSHIT

HAAAAAAAAAAHAHA

It's fun having a coach who actually gets mad

OSU is totally point shaving

This freshman qb is going to run for more yards than Rudock will throw for

Put Threet in

How the fuck does a center false start? Jesus.

Rule 11. Don't talk about Open Threads

My name is Brandon and my friends use that phrase all the time when I'm not around.

I had to convert the list into a word document and eventually it told me that there's too many misspellings and gramatical errors to continue putting the little red or green line under words.

This list broke Microsoft Word.

You guys see how the older girl instigated that?

SOMEBODY LOB HIM AN EASY ONE

Make Hackett permanent AD. I like this guy a lot.

Somebody get this idiot out of here.

Will you drink 100 pints of beer by yourself if nobody shows up?

I sure hope a million people weren't still watching the game at that point.

Any relation to Glenn?

Please revamp the defense in the offseason, Ken Holland.

Trey Burke as a rookie isn't even as good as Steph Curry entering his prime. Completely unacceptable.

I was about to tell you to stop being a pussy, then I read your last 2 sentences and want you to be locked in a room where there are no tvs. With all due respect.

I think we see a huge advantage when we play teams who haven't "seen" us before. Wisconsin and MSU are both familiar with the crazy shit we'll throw at them on offense and the importance of that for those teams is going unnoticed by a lot of people. I'll take Florida or UCONN over MSU if we make it that far.

I hope you get explosive diarrhea and never post anything like this ever again on my message board.

Funny how this is domination but against Wofford it was unacceptable.

Happy now?

I keep ending up with Michigan/Florida as well. I have Cincy losing in the first round though. I also have Dayton, SF Austin, NDSU, and Harvard in my Sweet 16

That's racist?

With the way this team is set up, that's all we need him to do to make a run in the tournament and for the big 10 title. We don't need him to win games for us like Trey did last year, we just need him not to lose them for us. This year's team right now is deeper and more talented than last year's, and that's after losing the National Player of the Year and a preseason all-American. Also, they're only going to improve from here. Think about that shit.

I'm a billionaire donor so you can shut your mouth.

I'm going to have Busch Light shits tomorrow morning.

I don't see what the big deal is with him saying "fuck you" to the fans. He's been doing that for the past 2 seasons with his undisciplined excuse for a "team."

I've also been getting hammered these past few weeks.

This is satire at its finest. A true masterpiece.

Reporters really let him have it, as they should have. I wanted to hear him hold people accountable other than himself. Don't tell us you have to do a better job of coaching, we all know that. Tell us HOW you're going to do a better job. This is getting old.

Strange. Right after a lenghy, well-written thread post about how the program has been mediocre for 20 years the first thing I see is "Borges is the problem." Playcalling in the last game was not good. No way around that, but calling our OC for the past 3 years THE problem (reminder, this is about 20 years of mediocrity) is unfair. We had offensive struggles before Hoke and before Rich Rod. Coaches have come and gone.

The gradual downslide of Michigan football goes beyond any individual.  This, I feel, is more attributed to a change in college football culture than anything else. The elite programs that have risen or have stayed at the top in the past 10-20 years have something in common, and it's that they have changed their way of thinking and approaching everything from coaching to recruting. Michigan, as far as the big picture goes, has stayed the same, and it's because our stubborn, arrogant fan base refuses to accept any change. 

We get all pissy when DB tries to change ANYTHING. This isn't the 80's anymore. College football is not an innocent game. Now more than ever we hear about schools offering illegal benefits to recruits and current players. Schools are doing whatever it takes to rise to the top. Michigan as an institution holds itself above that behavior. We are playing by a different set of rules than a lot of other schools. It's the Michigan Arrogance that's holding this program back. I'm not saying we should stoop down to the level of the people we hold ourselves higher than. I'm saying that I think we can't have both.

The point I'm trying to get at is that unless Belichick or Saban are on our sideline, we can't keep placing the blame on just one person, then expect our problems to go away once that problem is fired or retires. During RR, many turned to Carr as the source of the problem. Now we're seeing the same thing but RR being the source. We are a fanbase that, similar to Notre Dame, lives entirely in the past. It's time to move on from that, because the longer we keep holding on to the "glory days," the further away they'll get, and the more irrelevant they'll be on the recruiting trail.  We are on a slippery slope, and have been for a while.

Having a viewing party for that game and loving every second of it. My roommate and I agreed before the game to shotgun a beer every ECU touchdown which is pretty regrettable, however.

These guys are making Sheridan and Threet look not so bad.

There are also a fair amount of comments about EMU so that should tell you something.

Is this a Toy Story 3 reference?

Can we get a spoiler alert next time? Geez Louise!

Absolute no-brainer. It'll be a very long time before we see another D-man like Lids in the NHL. It will probably be quite some time until another jersey gets retired, unless the wings win like 2 more cups with Datsyuk and Zetterberg.

I'm trying to figure out how he only got 62 carries when he was basically getting a 1st down every time be ran the ball.

WAHOOOOOO

All of the tired memes you people seem to repeat every chance you get. If you aren't creative enough to come up with something funny, don't piggy-back off of something that happened years ago. That's why this board has gotten shittier everyday.