Hurley needs a tech. F-him and his brother.

I am sure they will be egg-static with the purchase of their new coach

We survived!

Thank you all for talking me down from the (proverbial) ledge during some very dark times.

Wait, is this guy AI generated?

Mr. Gay, go away (I, Duddits)

I felt the same way about Klatt.

I think you went all the way the other way to make sure people didn't accuse him of being a Homer

But also, he acted like you he forgot how football works.

Hoke is a good man.  Turned that SDSU program around a couple of times.

This performance should eliminate Moore from ever being considered as head coach.

Moore is an idiot.

Anyone explain why Moore burns a first down every time?

I'm dyslexic, what is a fig?

Fig(thing) Irish? :)

Happy to help.

Keep your head up!

I was sneaking a peek at this thread during a meeting and I had to mute because I could not stop laughing...

Thank you for making my day

I wish I could be as calm and confident as Brian is about this whole thing.

The howling chorus and every major media outlet is blanketed with stories positing that something that apparently every school was doing is 1000x worse than even Penn State enabling rape by serially protecting Sandusky

Done.

They are just lucky they didn't have 20 total extra minutes of stretching during summer practices.

THEN they would have found out!

Benjamin Button?

Has it really been that long?  Wow.  How time flies.

They are bringing 6 or 7 so...let's keep using plays that take 10 minutes to develop.

Ok, we waited until the second to make a terrible QB look like a Heisman candidate.

Michigan, the home of the Benjamin Button QB

One team practiced all summer with an eye on coming out ready and fired up, with a high-level, innovative coaching staff ready to adapt to the game as it unfolds...

And the other is Michigan.

When is it OUR turn as a fan base to have a competent QB who can make the basic downfield throws?

If Shea is able to actually hit receivers feel like any other QB on a Top 20 team, we win this game and beat PSU.

Throw. The. Ball.  To. Your. Fucking.  Giant. Wide. Receivers.

Wtf?  Why run Shea twice?

Those two PI's will change the game and it's over...

Throw the ball over and over until they stop it.

Yes, because that always works for us and it's the default when the team gets behind.

Yes, because that always works for us and it's the default when the team gets behind.

Patterson lighting downs on fire.

Man, what if our team was also an RPO team.  Wouldn't that be awesome?

No confidence Shea can get them out of that end zone.

Imagine if Patterson could make those throws *sigh*

Shea is good at golf.

Imagine this team with a more solid QB.  

Patterson goes into turtle brain mode again.

Need practice passing deep so you can get the receivers and QB in synch?

Don't throw the ball downfield.

This team can't even do the little things correctly against a creampuff.

Mason, come on.

I agree.  Badass status for a badass man 

This scares me how prescient this feels :(

Glad they never use those crossing routes on us...whew.

Need 11, throw for 3.  The Michigan Way.

Pay Patterson to go away 

Stunned?  Have you watched Michigan football the last 4 years?  You KNEW he would convert that down.

If we just had a middling QB we would be crushing these teams.

That play broke this team's back. Done.  Game over.

What a waste of a set of downs.