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|3 days 2 hours ago||Seth had a great point: I||
Seth had a great point: I totally agree with large numbers, as large as possible. Many NFL teams get this exactly right. Think Green Bay, for example.
|4 weeks 5 days ago||Extremely well written and||
Extremely well written and entertaining as always. Just one quibble… The Marcus Ray Sports Illustrated cover is ONE of your favorites? I've had it framed on my bedroom wall since 98. The only SI cover I can recall that came even close was the Elle Macpherson one in the green one piece.
|10 weeks 4 days ago||Speaking of running||
Speaking of running linebacker-ish dudes out there to bolster the DEs, during warm-ups for the Ohio State game I'm pretty sure I saw Noah Furbush working with the DEs. He's 6-4, I believe, and seemed a likely candidate to outgrow the LB position. He could provide some much-needed depth at WDE, or develop into some kind of linebacker-ish hybrid as you suggest.
|20 weeks 6 hours ago||I'm almost positive it's a||
I'm almost positive it's a shoulder. He took a whopping hit on a kickoff return and they showed him on the sidelines favoring it. A couple of plays later he went in and caught I believe a WR screen, where he danced around and then got crushed. They showed him on the bench looking like he was done. But he came back in as a gunner on a punt and at the end you could see him get knocked down onto that shoulder. I was pissed at the time because I didn't think he should've been in for the punt. After that he went to the locker room. I love that guy. I hope he's back for Maryland after the bye.
|20 weeks 2 days ago||Best line ever by a coach||
Best line ever by a coach being honest about his team: former Tampa Bay Buccaneers coach John Robinson when asked what he thought of his team's execution: "I'm in favor of it."
|25 weeks 5 days ago||I was born in 1960. My dad||
I was born in 1960. My dad and uncle were prototypical grumpy Michigan fans, taking wins for granted and taking losses… Well, let's just say if they were alive to see this, it would kill them deader. Michigan football is bound to come back eventually. As this excellent letter points out, Michigan has a lot going for it. I just hope it happens before I join my dad and uncle.
|27 weeks 6 days ago||Band Day went back a way.||
Band Day went back a way. There are pictures of me in 1963 at Band Day, when I was all of three years old. It was quite the spectacle.
|30 weeks 2 days ago||Beilein is my favorite||
Beilein is my favorite Michigan coach of all time (football and basketball). I was around in the 70s and I know I'm taking Bo's name in vain. It's more of a personality preference, a very different but equally effective way of going through life. I felt this way well before the Final Four run. Almost from the beginning, Beilein struck me as an incredibly fortunate hire. Congratulations to him on yet another in a long line of well-deserved accolades.
|32 weeks 6 days ago||As always, extremely well||
As always, extremely well written and thought-provoking. I'm especially struck by the part about the ethical arrogance of some of the Michigan fan base. You explained that in a nuanced way that matches my own take on it. I'm really looking forward to the upcoming weekly installments!
|43 weeks 3 days ago||I was watching him. Didn't||
I was watching him. Didn't play in the scrimmage at all but he may have been in some contact drills. He seemed to be moving well and there was no evidence of excessive weight gain. I'll be really surprised if he redshirts.
|43 weeks 4 days ago||Brilliant! I'm zipping this||
Brilliant! I'm zipping this right off to my son-in-law, who is about to become a father. He's an SEC guy – South Carolina fan now living in Austin – so my imminent grandson will benefit more than most.
Things like this are why I love Mgoblog so damn much.
|47 weeks 1 day ago||You had me laughing out loud||
You had me laughing out loud at Al Borges inventing the backward run, and that is a TREMENDOUS accomplishment. Fantastic work!
|1 year 1 week ago||Terrific article. He uses||
Terrific article. He uses Novak and Morgan to make the case of white bias towards the gritty player. My only quibble would be that Novak has such an extroverted personality (Aneurysm of Leadership!), while Morgan is less demonstrative and doesn't stand out as much. But the two are very similar otherwise, and Morgan only gets a little of the credit Novak got for TRUE GRIT.
|1 year 1 week ago||That loss truly sucked, but||
That loss truly sucked, but the first half could be the most exhilarating 20 minutes of Michigan basketball or football I've watched since the early 70s. In terms of drama, improbability and sheer entertainment value it's hard to top that.
|1 year 3 weeks ago||Amen to that. When I heard||
Amen to that. When I heard about Magnuson's shoulder, the second thing that sprang to mind after oh shit was at least he's much less likely to tear an ACL or some other season-imperiling ligament.
|1 year 4 weeks ago||Gardner saying that's the||
Gardner saying that's the fastest practice is ever been part of is interesting, considering he had a year under Rodriguez who supposedly ran practice really fast.
|1 year 4 weeks ago||In their senior season of||
In their senior season of high school, their teams played each other and Ace (I think it was) covered the game. It led to one of the great ledes in Mgoblog history (IMHO):
In Rare Reversal, Butt Defeats Taco
|1 year 12 weeks ago||2013 wound up sucking, all||
2013 wound up sucking, all right, but I never would've believed that before October. The hoops tournament run was my favorite Michigan thing that's happened in many years. And while Trey's Trey (love that!) was the greatest moment, I'll always treasure the regional final demolition of Florida. There is nothing so beautiful in basketball than watching John Beilein's offense firing on all cylinders while being operated by NBA-level talent. I was literally slack-jawed at times. It was the most sustainably exhilarated I've felt in a long time… Until Spike went nuts in the first half of the final. Too bad we had to wake up from that dream, but man it was great while it lasted. And I refuse to let these dismal last months rain too heavily on that terrific parade.
|1 year 12 weeks ago||I doubt you meant this, but||
I doubt you meant this, but I've been listening to the great Little Feat song Oh Atlanta for 30 years and it's never going to sound the same again. An inadvertent great pun!
|1 year 14 weeks ago||You're doing a great thing||
You're doing a great thing there and you should be plenty proud of it. The involvement of the Mgoblog community has been the best thing that's happened on this blog since I've been around. If you can, keep the updates coming and let us know how to continue supporting your project. And very happy holiday greetings to you and yours!
|1 year 14 weeks ago||David Terrell was so great in||
David Terrell was so great in that game. What a shame that he couldn't get it together in the NFL.
|1 year 15 weeks ago||New one, hopefully just for||
New one, hopefully just for this year: Devin Gardner Best Performance in an Unsupported Role Award. Honorable Mention to Fitz (Poor Damn) Toussaint.
|1 year 16 weeks ago||Great Wreck of the Edmund||
Great Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald reference, and generally written in a way allowing me to get through it without gnashing what's left of my teeth.
|1 year 16 weeks ago||This is a fascinating debate,||
This is a fascinating debate, and a crucial one to the degree that the future of the offense depends on its outcome. It seems to me that Seth and Brian are generally correct about the spread and especially Borges' take on constraint theory. But I have a fraction of the knowledge Seth and Brian do. Space Coyote seems at least as knowledgeable, and I desperately hope that he is right. Everyone else should too because we are moving ahead with Borges for better or worse. Space Coyote is the only thing giving me hope.
|1 year 16 weeks ago||Brian tweeted that Wilson had||
Brian tweeted that Wilson had a big cast on his hand. Ash likely played more because he's big. I wonder what's up with Washington – he's big too but he seems to get less snaps.
|1 year 16 weeks ago||I have been sickened by some||
I have been sickened by some of the comments folks have made about Gardner this year. He's got major flaws but much of his failure has not been his fault. The kid is a warrior, a high character guy and exactly what I want in a Michigan player. I hope some of those trashing him will eat humble pie, or if they don't like the taste, have it forcibly inserted into the opposite orifice.
|1 year 17 weeks ago||Nicely done, in a miserable||
Nicely done, in a miserable sort of way. You could also use the Jason Isbell take on the same thing, from Goddamn Lonely Love:
Stop me if you've heard this one before
A man walks into a bar and leaves before his ashes hit the floor
Stop me if I ever get that far
I'll take two of what you're having and I'll take all of what you got
To kill this goddamn lonely, goddamn lonely love
Kind of an ode to Devin Gardner and the fans who feel a fraction of the misery he feels right now.
|1 year 17 weeks ago||"Sick of our QB who looks||
"Sick of our QB who looks like he has no fight in him or desire to win…" Baloney. Devin has been a warrior. Constantly under siege, running for his life, taking a pounding, and getting up for more. Sure he looks rattled at times. Who wouldn't?! His performance in OT last week was heroic. There is a lot that is wrong with this offense, but Gardener's got guts like I've rarely seen… and hope I never have to again.
"Incompetent all around…" Baloney again. The defense has been outstanding at times, including in this game, and shows up well in the national stats. With a little help from the offense they'd be really good. Fourth-quarter they were down both starting ILB's. They are a lot of things but incompetent is not one of them.
|1 year 18 weeks ago||So right about the first and||
So right about the first and goal on the first drive. I was yelling "throw it to Funchess!" before the snap… the corner covering him looked tiny. It looked to me like Gardner was checking INTO that stretch they ran. Crushed! That sort of thing is so hard to take.
|1 year 22 weeks ago||Seconded. This was my||
Seconded. This was my favorite weekly column when Heiko was doing it and it still is. He set a very high bar and you have easily reached it.