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|22 min 41 sec ago||Seconded||
|25 min 42 sec ago||I think I'll have this framed when I build my man cave.||
I think I'll have this framed when I build my man cave.
|54 min 46 sec ago||No. Otherwise coaches would||
No. Otherwise coaches would get their freshmen all on medical schollies so they could double or triple their squad size.
|2 hours 24 min ago||Student Manager is the right||
Student Manager is the right place for him. Part of the team, but able to put more time into rehab instead of practice. He'll still dress in the locker room for games, sing The Victors after wins, etc. Still a part of the team.
|3 days 22 hours ago||Gumbel acts like that, yet||
Gumbel acts like that, yet you know he'd get in a fistfight to defend his honor. Men are male. Stop apologizing.
|4 days 19 hours ago||So||
An Open Faced Sandwich doesn't count?
|5 days 14 hours ago||Throw an Octopus!||
|1 week 11 hours ago||Wendy||
Was a boy's name in 1880's Britain, so I guess if she were 130 years old...
|1 week 12 hours ago||For... ever?||
I've never seen one that doesn't have it.
|1 week 12 hours ago||This is a Good Thing||
Tebow seems like a pretty chill guy. His rendition of "Take It Easy" should be soulful.
I'm not sure how he'll handle the satanism references in "Hotel California", though/
|1 week 12 hours ago||Boston Market in Toledo||
Not the food - the Service.
I pulled up to the drive through and I ordered my standard meal - Turkey Carver Sandwich. Say what you will about Boston Market, I always enjoy it. I checked the bag, and I saw a sandiwich and side of redskins in there, perfect.
When I got home (about 10 minutes away), I saw that I had been given a HAM carver instead. At that time, I couldn't eat mustard - at all. Even the tinest bit was vomit city (I can choke it down if I have to now). So I drove all the way back down to Toledo, went in, and showed them my reciept and the sandwich. The girl behind the counter is visibly annoyed, but snatches the reciept away and goes behind the counter with my sandwich to make me a new one.
A minute later, she comes back with it, all wrapped up as they do. This time, I'm not driving back home before I eat, so I sit down at a table. Unwrap my sandwich - It's turkey... in the same bun as before, dripping with mustard sauce. She just took the ham out and put turkey in instead.
I go back up to the counter, "Um, this isn't a Turkey carver, you just took the Ham out and put Turkey in. I don't like Mustard."
*Sneering* "You want me to make you a WHOLE NEW SANDWICH?"
"I WANT you to make me what I ordered and payed for."
I did finally get the sandwich, but I didn't go back to that Boston Market for about 5 years.
|1 week 12 hours ago||Zehnders||
Glad to hear your story at Zehnders was a good one - I love that place and I can't imagine them putting on a bad meal.
|1 week 13 hours ago||Ahem||
I don't mean to be rude or nosy but I don't want to make light... when you say, "He wouldn't take no for an answer", um... did he finally take no for an answer, or...?
|1 week 13 hours ago||Too bad||
Shaw's is excellent - both the one in Chicago and in Schaumberg. The wife and I always eat there when we're out that way.
|1 week 13 hours ago||Yup.||
Great game for our Running Game to get its feet wet.
|1 week 1 day ago||THANK GOD!||
Thank God we have you here to tell us what matters, sir! We'd never survive without your incredible insights into college athletics Gameday Operations.
Thank you for letting us know that you've worked with AD's in several major institutions. I wasn't going to read your posts with the air of authority they clearly deserve. "Don't you know who I am?" Well, I didn't, but I do now. It's so nice to be informed.
|1 week 1 day ago||Dude||
The hell? When did the world start revolving around you? Of is it just the internet.
|1 week 1 day ago||You can say it's about the alcohol||
It probably is. But if it weren't about making money, they'd negotiate it into the concessions contract that water will be sold cheaper.
However, "Don't talk to me like I don't know what I'm talking about"? Seriously, here's a few things:
1) Internet - Serious Business
2) Nobody is "talking to you".
3) Maybe you are god-king of concessions - that doesn't make you infallible.
|1 week 1 day ago||Nothing much||
He means he saw a woman fan get down on all fours and moo like a cow, that's all.
|1 week 1 day ago||There's not enough fountains||
It's quite unsafe. You'd have to have at least a thousand of them, probably 2 thousand.
The solution is SELL WATER FOR THE FRIGGIN PURCHASE PRICE. 50 Cents per bottle or whatever.
|1 week 2 days ago||He beat that many ditkas?||
Maybe it WAS Golddust?
I've been lucky - I've never witnessed a serious fight at a game, never saw a streaker, etc.
|1 week 2 days ago||That would've had the GM 3.8L V6 in it||
Those engines, man.
|1 week 2 days ago||1987 Buick LeSabre||
Light Blue with a dark blue vinyl top. It had actually been my Grandma's car. It had that 3.8L GM 6 Cyl in it- that sonuvabitch is probably still on the road - those engines just ran and ran and ran.
It wasn't the T-Type, much to my Chagrin, but it still had more giddy-up than it had any right to.
|1 week 3 days ago||When I have a dispute with a||
When I have a dispute with a store, I always start with, "I'm sorry if I seem upset, you personally have done nothing wrong..."
|1 week 3 days ago||Ah, yes, "Don't you know who||
Ah, yes, "Don't you know who I am?" A sure way to get what you want and NOT seem like a self absorbed idiot.
|1 week 3 days ago||Then she'd be much more chill. Tunt? Is she related to Cheryl?||
Then she'd be much more chill. Tunt? Is she related to Cheryl?
|1 week 4 days ago||For the person that will||
For the person that will inevitably ask, a preferred walk on spot just means if a guy leaves, putting the team under schollie numbers, you'll be the first considered to get a schollie, usually just for that season. If Drake couldn't come back, and we got down to 84, this kid might get a schollie for the 2015 season.
|1 week 4 days ago||I'll drink to that! Or 25%||
I'll drink to that! Or 25% Louisiana, 75% Heinz 57. Or Sauce Castillo.
|1 week 6 days ago||You don't know. Maybe that's||
You don't know. Maybe that's it. If he lives in the gym, he can afford that.
|2 weeks 2 days ago||Vodka||
And lots of it.
There's a game tomorrow, right? What do you mean "no"? It's Friday, Goddamnit. That means there's football tomorrow. "APRIL"?! Ah hell.