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|2 hours 26 min ago||The Dude - that's a name no one would self apply.||
Now wait a minute - a man has the right to change his name!
|2 hours 31 min ago||This is fantastic||
The OT Season Arriveth:
Lets turn this bitch up to 11!
|16 hours 11 min ago||I first read that as, "any||
I first read that as, "any slips could cost you a finger." Damn, this guy is a hard ass.
|1 day 9 hours ago||And Elasticity!||
Even Marquise "Fuck Lion" Slocum and David "Bomb-Ass Dick" Terrell swear by 'em!
|5 days 8 hours ago||Jim, get your boy under control!||
Jim, get your boy under control!
|5 days 13 hours ago||Swindle Lint vs Infinite Grover in the finals!||
Swindle Lint vs Infinite Grover in the finals!
|6 days 2 hours ago||100% sure he's an asshole but||
100% sure he's an asshole but that doesn't make him any less entertaining. Well said.
|6 days 3 hours ago||Well, highlights are||
Well, highlights are highlights but interesting that all Shane's snaps were completions while one of two Malzone snaps was an int.
|1 week 3 days ago||It must be the last name.||
It must be the last name.
|1 week 5 days ago||Cookie Monster is like a meth||
Cookie Monster is like a meth addict. He just totally loses his shit.
|2 weeks 5 hours ago||Incorrect||
Mitch dances because he feels the groove and he's just gotta celebrate!
|2 weeks 13 hours ago||If you see him take an||
If you see him take an aggressive stance, you only have to run faster than the slowest person in your party.
|2 weeks 13 hours ago||The guys are all smiles. That||
The guys are all smiles. That wasn't the case last year. I get the impression that Harbaugh knows how to yell to motivate without making a guy feel attacked. Very, "I'm yelling because I want you to do better, not cause you did it poorly."
|2 weeks 5 days ago||Zoom! Look at that thing flying way over your head!||
Zoom! Look at that thing flying way over your head!
|2 weeks 6 days ago||That's actually the point. He||
That's actually the point. He has some redeeming qualities in there, but you never really do want him to win. More of a Satan ruling in Hell thing.
|3 weeks 14 hours ago||I feet like Harbaugh is like||
I feet like Harbaugh is like the best case scenario for what could've happened to Gary Bussey, if that makes sense.
|3 weeks 14 hours ago||Obligatory- http://youtu.be/qWzJCIxcOw8||
|3 weeks 6 days ago||Oh no you don't.||
I am the Law.
Throw down your insulting buckeye-affiliation suggestions.
You are under arrest!
|3 weeks 6 days ago||So||
Harbaugh also invented time travel. Got it.
|3 weeks 6 days ago||I'm not sure I agree||
But at any rate, those two are the best put together in a Black & Tan.
|3 weeks 6 days ago||From a stuff on a burger standpoint, sure||
But if you're in Toledo, go to Gradkowski's and have the Pat Lafreida Ultimate Burger - Oh my dear lord is that thing good.
In Michigan, shoot... you can get a damn good burger at Fudruckers. That's my vote.
|3 weeks 6 days ago||Bah||
How unoriginal can they get?
|4 weeks 2 hours ago||Hmm...||
I guess satire is one way to do some organic SEO linkbuilding... does it count as native advertising if it appears to be mocking your own product?
|4 weeks 4 days ago||In fact||
It's the exact opposite.
|4 weeks 4 days ago||This might help.||
My wife couldn't see it, so I did a little photoshopping. Now she sees it. Take the main pic. Block out everything but the shaded area in the upper left. Now run it through a couple of contrast enhancers. Looks darker, but the hues haven't changed.
Now unblock it. Bam. Blue/Black.
|4 weeks 4 days ago||The lighting is key||
If your eyes have slightly more receptive rods than cones, you'll see White & Gold as your eyes pick up the shadow/highlight, well, but the color poorly.
If your eyes have slight better cones than rods, you'll see black/blue, as your eyes pick up color but fail to account for contrast.
I see White/Gold, but I can get the impression of blue. Buzzfeed says Black/Blue.
This is why all NASA images are always marked that color is approximated. it's all about perception/mixing.
|4 weeks 6 days ago||Am I mistaken?||
It looked like Harbaugh was telling the QB's not to take that little hop-step after their drop before the throw - I hope they catch onto that. So many of our passes last year were late.
Let the recievers do the work. Drop, Throw. Repeat.
|5 weeks 1 day ago||"Beat 'Ohio'" sounds less||
"Beat 'Ohio'" sounds less like a sex tape an more like a snapchat vid.
|5 weeks 1 day ago||Bang me. I'm ecstatic! The||
Bang me. I'm ecstatic! The best they've looked all season. BTT potential?
|5 weeks 4 days ago||A eulogy, even a critical||
A eulogy, even a critical one, isn't supposed to address anything else.