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1 day 20 hours ago	Every time I see it on the "guide"	thats the movie I think they're playing and I wonder why. You're not alone! While we're talking about movies did anyone else notice in Bill Simmons' latest column (maybe 2 weeks ago, I dont think he writes much anymore) that he admitted he had never seen any of the "Matrix" movies?  I'm pretty sure he was serious. I normally wouldn't care but that seems like a helluva thing for a guy running a pop culture website (and also as someone who has appointed himself a pop cuture guru for years) to admit. Or maybe Im the only one who finds that odd/interesting
2 days 17 hours ago	Ill take two	one XL adult size for the pumpkin atop my neck and one toddler sized please. I live in Columbus, help me keep him away from the Dark Side
1 week 2 days ago	we do not speak of	Malwarefest 2011. I survived, barely. For a while, t-shirts were rumored, but never came to be.
2 weeks 1 day ago	id say	the AFC
2 weeks 2 days ago	but...but	his Mom bought him that Hummer...even though she didnt have the credit to get financed for a stick of chewing gum
2 weeks 3 days ago	whoa	thats pretty close to home.  From what I've read or seen, he was supposedly, quiet, normal, and gave no one the impression there was something amiss.  The whole this is simply astonishing.
2 weeks 3 days ago	the only reason	is because I didnt want it to come off like I was making fun of the guy, because thats the last thing he deserves. But yes, his interview is one for the archives, for certain
3 weeks 3 days ago	oh my god	I remember that...somehow...the mid 90s were a bit fuzzy...wasn't he homeless or something? (or at least looked like it)
4 weeks 3 days ago	prepare to be blown away...	Browns are taking Eifert at 6, IF Jordan and Milliner are both gone (which I think they will be).  They will try to trade back, wont find a partner, and will end up taking Eifert.   Chances are I'll be wrong, but if I end up being right, I'll look like a genius
4 weeks 6 days ago	I really expected	more butthurt emails from Buckeye fans over my little Craigslist post. I am dissapoint. Although, two guys did email and ask how much I wanted.
5 weeks 1 day ago	so far	zero. I think my only responses have been from fellow Michigan fans. One asked if I was Braxton, fwiw
5 weeks 1 day ago	allow me	http://columbus.craigslist.org/sgd/3751856168.html   should be up in a few minutes
5 weeks 1 day ago	remain calm	!
6 weeks 1 day ago	ehh...	If it were me (which is my way of saying I have no idea if this is the "right" or "wrong" way to go about it, only my opinion of what I would do) I would avoid bringing up OSU all together. Ask him how he's doing at Akron, what he thought of his work for the Colts, basically anything but OSU. The best revenge is living well, and further by asking him about his life since then you are subtly reminding him he isn't as OSU anymore. Again, thats just me.  I don't figure he's going to say "Oh yeah, I had my brother handing out wads of cash like it was lunch" and "yeah, we circumvented every rule we could"...I mean, unless you go all Jack Burns and inject him with sodium pentathol in the bathroom.
6 weeks 2 days ago	this is me for the past 36 hours
6 weeks 4 days ago	nice pull	thank you for posting
7 weeks 14 hours ago	mascot?	would he even fit into the curly fries suit?
7 weeks 1 day ago	did not read	wish I could unsee! Gaaah the bad juju aaaahhhh! ( I read far enough to see the expalanation and how this technically isn't bad juju in your eyes, Sir. Howeva...my paranoia is stronger than your rationalization so I will commence my own private freakout.)
7 weeks 4 days ago	I think	you better check with Mike Jones before you do that
7 weeks 6 days ago	My surname is Johnson	I think I had an Uncle Nutpunch, but his moniker was derived from teabagging a punchbowl at a party.
8 weeks 1 day ago	what about	these guys? F*n machine took my quarter, Coach
8 weeks 1 day ago	nice!	mine is a Louisiana Catahoula with a merle coat.  40 pounds of fury, as the mailman calls her
8 weeks 1 day ago	if only	basketball jerseys didnt look so bad on out of shape middle aged white guys, I'd buy one of these for sure.
8 weeks 1 day ago	coincidentally	in real life, my dog is named Maizey. Obvious Michigan connection is obvious, but it was that movie which gave me the idea.
8 weeks 1 day ago	when I was younger	my Uncle Buck had to stay with us for a week when my Parents had to leave town because my Grandfather was dying. One night, his horse fixer was in town and he was going to take my twin sister and I to the track with him. However, my older sister was on a date with her boyfriend Bug, and Uncle Buck knew that he couldn't take us to the track for his big score while my sister was in danger of being deflowered. That's how my Uncle Buck taught me family is more important than gambling.
8 weeks 5 days ago	Gulf Coast	all the way...I became a big Sherwood Brown fan on Friday. Loved his enthusiasm and how he wasn't intimidated by the Georgetown players at the end of the game when things got contentious
8 weeks 5 days ago	beyond OT?	perhaps they could call it "way OT"? Hmm...if only someone had noted that this was "way OT" in the thread title, so that people who dont appreciate OT threads could somehow know about it before hand and therefore not click on it.
8 weeks 5 days ago	you are kidding	you've been registered for three weeks and you think it's wise to tell people how to do things?  Something something about how it is better to remain silent and be thought a fool rather than speak and remove all doubt.   I'm sure if the mods deem this not board worthy they'll get their mod on. Why worry about it yourself?
8 weeks 5 days ago	apologies	Was it Brian, Ace or Heiko standing there with a gun to your head forcing you to come to this blog provided to you for free? You could start your own blog I 'spose...www.isuckatfun.com
9 weeks 14 hours ago	if something is Wisconsiny	does the smell of stale beer and deep fryer grease permeate the air?

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