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|4 days 14 hours ago||I care if the Big Ten sucks||
I care if the Big Ten sucks because my cable provider gives me the Big Ten Network, not the PAC 12 or SEC networks. So if the Big Ten stinks, then I'm stuck watching this garbage for the next two months.
Or, more likely, I'll go outside and do something more enjoyable with my time.
|1 week 11 hours ago||Oh man, if the twentieth||
Oh man, if the twentieth century ever comes knocking, we'll be good to go!
|4 weeks 2 days ago||You got it, Coach. I set my||
You got it, Coach. I set my alarm and I'll be up at 4:30 a.m. doing sprints to help my team win some games.
|4 weeks 2 days ago||The new guy will be even||
The new guy will be even better, as usual, and Ohio State will dominate, as usual.
I'm more concerned about the quarterback situations at Indiana, Rutgers, etc.
|19 weeks 6 days ago||The real headline here should||
The real headline here should be "Angelique Chengelis Awakes From Ten-Year Coma"
|22 weeks 5 days ago||The hope that maybe OSU has||
The hope that maybe OSU has regressed enough to finally give Michigan a chance?
|23 weeks 22 hours ago||WHAT ABOUT THE SHOWERS?!?!?!||
WHAT ABOUT THE SHOWERS?!?!?!
|23 weeks 2 days ago||To force the Big Ten Network||
To force the Big Ten Network into basic cable packages in the NYC media market.
|24 weeks 21 hours ago||Your analogy works only if||
Your analogy works only if Brady Hoke has a known learning disability or predilection for coloring books
|24 weeks 2 days ago||A successfully executed run||
A successfully executed run block
|24 weeks 2 days ago||Yes, Michigan didn't have the||
Yes, Michigan didn't have the size to hang with Wisconsin, in spite of beating Wisconsin in Madison a couple months ago.
And they have no chance at a Championship with this sort of lineup, as long as you ignore the fact that they had a second-half lead in the championship game one year ago with a similar sort of undersized lineup (freshman GRIII playing the 4...). Okay, fine, McGary is taller than Morgan.
Nice #hottake you have there
|24 weeks 4 days ago||Time to shutter the Palace.||
Time to shutter the Palace. It was fun while it lasted.
|25 weeks 21 hours ago||Put in a less trolling tone,||
Put in a less trolling tone, I've also wondered why immediately prior to some sporting events is the correct time to express a few minutes of patriotism. For example, why is the national anthem performed before a college basketball game or a professional football game, but never some other public event such as a movie, concert, musical, etc., at least that I am aware of?
I'm not saying we shouldn't occassionally take a few minutes to be grateful for what we have in this country and to thank those who have sacrificied for it, nor do I think we should do away with the national anthem at sporting events... but what exactly makes the beginning of a game the ideal time for patriotism?
|25 weeks 22 hours ago||Given that the 19-yard extra||
Given that the 19-yard extra point is just a formality, this system is essentially what is already in place.
|25 weeks 1 day ago||Joe Buck is presumably||
Joe Buck is presumably thrilled now (just not expressing it)
|25 weeks 1 day ago||Utter a "fuck" and nobody||
Utter a "fuck" and nobody cares; show your middle finger and everybody flips the fuck out, double pun intended.
I think the ability to fly the two birds a la Marcus Hall is a positive character trait
|25 weeks 4 days ago||It's a nice shot, for sure,||
It's a nice shot, for sure, but I'd be wary of using the word "clutch" when describing anything that occurs in a March game between two .300 teams.
|26 weeks 3 days ago||To be fair, Indiana also lost||
To be fair, Indiana also lost Hulls and Watford. Not superstars, but still valuable veterans.
|26 weeks 5 days ago||But, maybe it is||
But, maybe it is Earth-shattering. Have you seen Armageddon?
|28 weeks 12 hours ago||Blake McLimans||
|28 weeks 22 hours ago||But how many NFL coaches care||
But how many NFL coaches care about cost-benefit analysis of fourth down strategy? Or even understand basic statistics?
I'm not sure that changing the values of touchdows by +/- 1 point will have much impact on fourth down strategy since that strategy is already overwhelmingly dictated by playing conservatively and following standard protocol rather than by any sort of EV calculations.
|28 weeks 22 hours ago||I think Harris and Marble||
I think Harris and Marble will be challengers for POTY. I think a pretty equal case can be made for any of these three.
Harris has mostly single-handedly carried that heap of a team to a 2nd or 3rd place finish. Despite Izzo's annoying complaints about his team's injuries, they actually have had a lot of injuries and they've really had to lean on Harris.
And Marble has obviously been outstanding.
|31 weeks 23 min ago||Fire Beilein||
|32 weeks 5 days ago||*figuratively||
|33 weeks 1 day ago||Uh No shit||
|34 weeks 1 day ago||@MichiganManBo97TheTeam dont||
|34 weeks 5 days ago||Ew (comment directed toward||
(comment directed toward Olive Garden, not public masturbation)
|34 weeks 6 days ago||SOMEBODY TAKE LO$EWAND'S||
SOMEBODY TAKE LO$EWAND'S MICHIGAN MAN CARD FROM HIM RIGHT NOW
|35 weeks 4 days ago||Did Dave Brandon tag along||
Did Dave Brandon tag along too?
|38 weeks 3 days ago||Absolutely no superstitions,||
Absolutely no superstitions, but if I could affect sporting events occurring miles away, I would definitely use my godlike powers for my own profit.