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"the best way to make the…

"the best way to make the CFB Playoffs was to go undefeated"

... try telling that to Florida State

second that snowboarding…

second that snowboarding just feels more righteous than skiing. hard to get used to your legs being bound together, but once you learn to stop fighting it, it just flows so damn nice.

skiing is definitely easier…

skiing is definitely easier to learn, but I think snowboarding is easier to get good at, if that makes any sense.

in this vain, HIGHLY…

in this vain, HIGHLY recommend wrist guards. never broke, but definitely sprained wrists before wearing them, haven't had any issues since.

Not fun! But I made it, so…

Not fun! But I made it, so trying to focus on that. Pretty sure I spent more time on the tarmac than in the air for this whole trip. Also got to do at least a half a mile sprint through Fort Lauderdale's airport to try and catch my connecting flight only to find out they were waiting on the crew... from my flight from Houston. Flight board could have saved me a lot of grief if it had just said 'delayed' instead of 'on time'.

I'm sorry, but being down 7…

I'm sorry, but being down 7 to alabama with a few minutes left only qualified as "some anxious moments" to you? Sir, I would like to sign up for whatever it is that brings you such zen.

the other team had ceded…

the other team had ceded position by kicking it, it's absolutely a turnover

There's nothing wrong with…


There's nothing wrong with admitting ohio state was a great team and played a great game against us. Just makes the win that much sweeter.

this one is also pretty good…

this one is also pretty good

"I don’t think Michigan fans will ultimately be celebrating the outcome associated with this season."

listen bud, the ncaa can vacate the shit out of this if they want. we all saw what happened on the field and will be celebrating this for loooooong time.

some delicious buckeye tears…

some delicious buckeye tears to be found here:

https://www.elevenwarriors.com/forum/college-sports/2024/01/144706/so-this-entire-season-was-for-nothing

I think that's a reasonable…

I think that's a reasonable take. They're the team I'd feel least confident about in a rematch.

drinking

drinking

But is it really obligatory??

But is it really obligatory??

doubtful. the number of ways…

doubtful. the number of ways humanity could destroy itself seems to be growing exponentially. but ya know, maybe we'll collectively pull our heads out of our asses one day and figure out how to use all this progress for good... but i ain't putting my money on that outcome.

Yes that includes defensive…

Yes that includes defensive/ST TDs, but shockingly they only have 2 on the season. (Gonna assume a lot of those TDs were set up by turnovers though). 9 of those TDs came in the non-con schedule if that helps believability a bit.

i refuse

i refuse

i am so hard right now

i am so hard right now

oof, the placement of that…

oof, the placement of that hyphen makes for an awkward pause :D

The tackle started outside…

The tackle started outside of the endzone. It's called forward progress. Great play by the D, not a safety though.

fortunately, she tours very…

fortunately, she tours very infrequently... i think we've got a few years to save up for the next one

Other way around. The Game…

Other way around. The Game could be the opening act for TSwift and it would barely drive up her ticket prices. I have 5 and 7 year olds who only got into her music after she came through town this summer (thank god)... I am considering starting a savings plan to prepare for her next tour.

Ya, kinda seems like a raw…

Ya, kinda seems like a raw deal for Stroud!

ok, can you please explain…

ok, can you please explain what it is then?

"Whenever and wherever…

"Whenever and wherever possible, I'll be removing ESPN links from the MGoBoard."

What the hell? Look, I get that their journalistic standard isn't exactly a world beater, but this is just stupid. This is not some random ass guy on Twitter throwing out whatever bullshit his cousin Steve who mops the floors of Yost tells him. This is just petty and dumb censorship.

because the original…

because the original statement is likely to end up true

Agreed that singling out…

Agreed that singling out Michigan is dumb (but hey, when you're sitting on top the conference, folks gonna take their shots). This is not unique to Michigan. And I get that there's not really an advantage to scheduling good non-con games... but as a fan that sucks. I want to watch at least a few entertaining games before November.

forget the comparisons, i'm…

forget the comparisons, i'm just focusing on the fact that our non-con games have been boring as hell. this is sports... entertainment is the point. i am not entertained by 3 consecutive bodybag games.

you're missing the point…

you're missing the point... at least they're playing one real team in the non-con. two tomato cans + one real team >>> three tomato cans.

now to clarify, i'm absolutely not defending what appears to be preemptive excuse making or any way arguing that urban is not a massive douche. i just wish our non-con schedule didn't suck so much. i'd love to see one tomato can, one plausibly competitive team, and one power 5 team. 

“Look at the team up in Ann…

“Look at the team up in Ann Arbor (Michigan). You shouldn’t be allowed to play that schedule."

i mean, stupid referencing aside... do we really disagree with this?

ya that dot really needs to…

ya that dot really needs to be a strip along all of lake michigan

I don’t think the escorts…

I don’t think the escorts care what you do as long as you pay them

strongly disagree. Denali…

strongly disagree. Denali aside, Rainier, Whitney, Hood, Gannett are all leagues more challenging than anything in the east. most western peaks are going to require a hike with more vertical gain than the elevation of the eastern peaks.

Anyone claiming Angel's…

Anyone claiming Angel's Landing is harder than Denali loses any and all credibility immediately.

Rainier is no joke... but it…

Rainier is no joke... but it's a walk in the park compared to Denali. Serious mountaineering skills, a month waiting for a weather window, and a bit of luck are all required.

I believe it's been nothing…

I believe it's been nothing but rote blowouts by the good guys.

yes, that's one of the major…

yes, that's one of the major differences between a DO and an MD. primary care provider? good case to make that a DO is better. specialist? MD.

among many other things

among many other things

wtf is this? it's so much…

wtf is this? it's so much less satisfying than the real deal:
Michigan radio call of game-sealing Donovan Edwards TD will make Ohio State  fans cry

... can you blame him?

... can you blame him?

This is a team that could…

This is a team that could use more live fire practice. Bring on the NIT!

who is the minor here??

who is the minor here??

"If this is all truly random…

"If this is all truly random luck, we should see some rolls going our way soon."

Uh, this is exactly how luck does NOT work.

Anyone else having trouble…

Anyone else having trouble streaming the game through fox sports? Just loads in an infinite loop on my roku ☹️

there are rules to stealing…

there are rules to stealing cars??? are they passed along by word-of-mouth only or are they promulgated somewhere?

Guessing the refs will be…

Guessing the refs will be the new excuse since they didn’t let them get away with cheating like they’re used to

I don't know how one looks…

I don't know how one looks at the play and thinks that Loveland was not clearly blocking. You have to put on the most maize-colored glasses possible to pick up some subtleties about who initiated the contact and spin some narrative off that. Just look at Loveland. My man is not out there to run a route. He is blocking (and doing a damn fine job of it). Should it have been a penalty? Yep! Was it called? Nope! These things happen and it's usually us on the getting screwed end. We can just call this what it was, believe McCarthy would have converted the ensuing 4th and long anyway, and move on with the W.

Tough but catchable? That…

Tough but catchable? That ball was perfect and went directly through his hands. Sure, the presence of the defenders make this tougher than pitch and catch, but that’s a DO from McCarthy and you gotta make that play.

Or perhaps it wasn't the…

Or perhaps it wasn't the opening kickoff?

They shutdown the Phoenix…

They shutdown the Phoenix reactor my freshman year, sadly. Never heard of any threats called in, definitely heard some other stories though. Oscillations are really interesting in nuclear reactors. Usually they decay away really quickly, but with careful adjustments, you can keep them going, but it's difficult. Kinda like trying to balance on a bike that isn't moving. One professor apparently kept them going for something like 30 hours. It was alleged that his efforts may have been aided by a choice substance or two.

I'll clutch my pearls as…

I'll clutch my pearls as much as I please. A player's race does not contribute to football analysis.