Coaches' timeouts are worse. Basketball teams should get one, full stop.
|1 week 17 hours ago||I mean, just the constant||
I mean, just the constant hating Ohio thing. I thought perhaps it was unconditional, but I guess it has its limits.
|1 week 21 hours ago||Today I realized I'm not a||
Today I realized I'm not a horrible person when I found myself saying out loud "please be ok, please be ok" as I clicked on this thread link. I'm happy to hear he's doing well.
|1 week 3 days ago||Hard to top Levert's run-off||
Hard to top Levert's run-off against MSU!
|1 week 3 days ago||Feels good, man. Feels good.||
Feels good, man. Feels good.
|2 weeks 14 hours ago||It's gotta be "AHHHHHHHH" for||
It's gotta be "AHHHHHHHH" for me (broadcast).
I love that moment when the ball meets GRIII's hands at the apex of his jump and just comes to a total standstill ... just for a fraction of a moment, it hangs there like a priceless work of art on display for all to see. GRIII's not in a hurry to immediately stuff it through the hoop. He wants the Spartans to behold their downfall ... he wants them to watch. There's a perfect rhythm to it, almost like the eerie calm before a tornado lands. And then wrath.
|2 weeks 2 days ago||Feeling so good and energized||
Feeling so good and energized from the win that I'm gonna go for a run. YES.
|5 weeks 6 days ago||"Maybe forever." Damnit||
Damnit Brian. That's not what I wanted to hear.
|6 weeks 10 hours ago||What? Your words, they hurt||
What? Your words, they hurt me. I am not siding with anybody here. If anything, there is a trace of derision in my comment aimed at the university because I implied that they'd rather not take any punitive action against football players if they aren't compelled to. As far as 'sympathies' and 'small print', I choose not to ascribe such emotionally-laden connotations to a complicated matter which I aim to treat as logically as possible. Naturally, I sympathize with any innocent people who were harmed unjustly. I don't know who they are, but I am sorry for what happened.
|6 weeks 14 hours ago||The author doesn't seem to||
The author doesn't seem to know whether the university actually reviewed the accusations the first time ... this could be their first actual effort at investigating it. With however the policies were previously, perhaps they didn't have to look into it. And if they don't have to, they probably rather wouldn't. So maybe that happened?
|6 weeks 14 hours ago||The article says that a||
The article says that a revision of sexual conduct policies after the incident may have necessitated that the university to re-review the events of 2009 years later, thus causing the delayed action.
|6 weeks 3 days ago||Right on.||
|7 weeks 1 day ago||(No subject)||
|7 weeks 1 day ago||I don't think "jacking"||
I don't think "jacking" someone in the face (it was really more of a slap-push anyway) is an appropriate response to smack talk. That 'Skins OL was the bigger child in that encounter.
|7 weeks 3 days ago||I shall celebrate on the||
I shall celebrate on the enemy's corpse tonight in Madison.
|11 weeks 6 days ago||It's cool guys, this is why||
It's cool guys, this is why we recruited a bunch of talent. Some degree of attrition/chaos should be expected, and I think many of us factored that into our impression of these recent recruiting classes - that is, the classes are so robustly good that it provides some cushion and mitigates the effects of chaos a little bit. Obviously it's better to have George than not, but the class is still good.
|14 weeks 12 hours ago||I think that's ok. The only||
I think that's ok. The only language Brandon and the athletic department speak is money. Refusal to spend your hard-earned money doesn't say "I don't love my football team" - it says "I'm not satisfied with my athletic department's ways". And if someone chastises you for being not a good enough fan because the team "isn't worth enough to you" to go to the games, that's bullshit because people don't have unlimited money. "Worth it" is not the same to a broke-ass PhD student as it is for a 45 year-old successful lawyer/plumber/what-have-you. You want Brandon to listen, but the only way to speak to him is by pulling your financial support - NOT your fandom.
|14 weeks 1 day ago||Borges: "No ... No ...||
Borges: "No ... No ... NOOOO!!!"
/calls run up the middle in denial
|15 weeks 1 day ago||Offensive ... offensive what?||
Offensive ... offensive what? Line? I don't even ... what is that? I'm sure I've never even heard of such an idea. You can make a line of blockers on offense? Well I'll be.
|16 weeks 8 hours ago||jk jk you're a good primate||
jk jk you're a good primate bro.
|16 weeks 8 hours ago||Ok fine, take the upvote. I||
Ok fine, take the upvote. I don't even care anymore.
|18 weeks 1 day ago||The moderation system is like||
The moderation system is like mgoblog's prefrontal cortex - it allows us to surpress our base, animalistic motivations with logic and willpower to generate appropriate behavior in the pursuit of long-term goals. Without it, we lose our impulse control and our behavior is emotional, unfiltered, and short-sighted.
|18 weeks 1 day ago||I too think the site's staff||
I too think the site's staff has gotten even better at what they do. The front page rocks.
|18 weeks 1 day ago||I agree wholeheartedly. I||
I agree wholeheartedly. I know that the technical obstacles of getting the moderation system healthy again are undoubtedly more complex than I can imagine, but for me it's actually been a large enough detriment to my enjoyment of this community that I have allowed myself to become only tenuously attached to the discussions of the board.
I know people sometimes criticize the groupthink that the blog demonstrates and decry our moderation of contrary opinions as an infringement on thought diversity, but I believe this period of non-moderation is compelling evidence that such diversity is not as valuable as we would have liked to believe - instead, it's generally non-constructive negativity. And it does indeed set a precedent where trolling becomes accepted, and trolls coalesce like wildfire on a parched California chaparral.
I still eat up the front page content, but it's no longer worth the time and effort that it takes to sift through +200 comments for thoughtful dialogue. I'm not abandoning the blog, but I'm certainly distanced for the time being. I'll be back later.
|18 weeks 4 days ago||It's that stage of||
It's that stage of intoxication just above belligerence but just below shitting one's own pants.
|18 weeks 4 days ago||I don't quite agree with||
I don't quite agree with tipping the chart on its corner and equating up-ness to goodness. Firstly, notice that the intervals on the defensive F/+ axis are larger than those on the offensive F/+ axis - this effectively weights defense disproportionately, because distance along that axis contributes more to vertical distance when tilted.
I would propose using a geometric mean of offensive and defensive F/+, which does a better job of average products - think of the position on the chart as a two dimensional product of offensive and defensive F/+. In order to do this, however, you'd have to convert the F/+ scales to be exclusively positive. You could do this by subtracting the minimum to normalize all values positively, but I'm not sure if this corrupts the original meaning of F/+ because I am dumb and don't know anything about it.
|18 weeks 4 days ago||I'm not quite sure if you're||
I'm not quite sure if you're trying to be mean to the girl or not, but she sounds cool as hell from that interview.
|19 weeks 4 days ago||I'm gonna be out of town this||
I'm gonna be out of town this weekend and miss it, but my friends are having a belated Halloween party the next weekend. I'm kinda undecided about whether I really like freakfest or not ... I went once and had a pretty good time just seeing all the people dressed up in the streets, but it was so crowded that getting into most bars and grabbing a drink ended up being a tough mission. What do you think? Either way, I like that Madison has made Halloween its "thing." The atmosphere is cool.
|19 weeks 4 days ago||I spent six months in||
I spent six months in Australia, which was like 100x swearing - but almost all of it was casual. A stranger at the bus stop would remark on what a "bloody nice f***ing day" it was, you know? And the kind of neat side effect of it all was that people just don't get offended by swear words, even when they're used in anger. It sort of takes the edge off actual confrontations, because those words aren't to be taken personally. It was pretty different and interesting. Kind of like you day, it reminded me of the dialogue in movies set in Boston.
|19 weeks 5 days ago||I am also offended! Now||
I am also offended! Now what?
|19 weeks 5 days ago||I'll add another theory that||
I'll add another theory that is not mutually exclusive to the societal class origin concept - we have lots of words that mean the same thing, right? I think, for a given set of meaningfully redundant words, they vary in numerous attributes - some are more casual or more formal ("hey" vs. "salutations"), more dramatic or more subtle ("smashed" vs. "hit"), more esoteric or more mainstream ("brachiating" vs. "swinging with one's arms"). We need them to have different connotations because when we communicate, we're not just transmitting information; we're also imbuing the information with how we feel about it.
In the same way, I would propose that we need words commonly agreed to be harsh and severe so that we can use them to show that we are extremely angry and intending to offend. Consequently, I'd argue that swear words are offensive because that's what they were made to do - offend. We have strayed from this original function by overusing swear words when we're really not mad, when we're just calmly talking about regular things. I'm not saying this is a bad thing - I enjoy casual swearing, and I am somewhat proud of the combos I've strung together in my time.
But I don't think it's totally nonsensical for one word to be offensive while another word that means the same thing isn't. And that's why.
TL;DR - Totally unscientific conjecturing that swear words for literally invented with the purpose of being offensive.
|20 weeks 22 hours ago||That was definitely the||
That was definitely the point. This guy's reaction in the original gif is pretty spectacular, but he's kinda in the background, overshadowed by the nonplussed girl in the foreground. This gif was made to give him his own deserved spotlight. But don't worry - I'm sure the original isn't going anywhere for a while. You'll be seeing her again.
|20 weeks 2 days ago||Hey LSAClassOf2000 - it looks||
Hey LSAClassOf2000 - it looks like you normalized by standard deviations. Would you consider an additional normalization to account for the different sizes of each game thread? I don't know if our game threads pick up steam as the season progresses, but if that's the case, we could have had a larger sheer volume of comments in the PSU thread (compared to say, Notre Dame), which could inflate the counts of shits and fucks a little bit. Maybe a proportional measure that tells us what percent of the thread's comments were sucks and asses might give a truer reflection of "mood?"
I don't know why I'm thinking about this.
|20 weeks 4 days ago||Screw you Wisconsin.||
Screw you Wisconsin
|20 weeks 5 days ago||I liked the article. I feel||
I liked the article. I feel like it essentially summarizes the sentiment and analytics forged in the pressurized chaos of mgoblog (and other places) in an organized, concise way that is easily palatable for the "outside" world. It takes a step back to put things in a bit of historical context, shows why we love our coach so much, then explains the present frustrations. I don't think it's meant to be original analysis by any means, but I do think it captures the current state of affairs nicely. Also, it has pictures!
|21 weeks 4 days ago||Well, look - you might think||
Well, look - you might think calling it a "road win" is appropriate because Michigan won "on the road." However, Virginia Tech was also on the road (New Orleans isn't particularly close to either school). Therefore, this neutral site game didn't offer a home field advantage to either team , which is what I would consider the paramount challenge of playing on the road. So it's entirely an issue of semantics, but in my mind there's no question that beating the Hokies in this neutral site game was a different animal than beating someone on their own turf.
|22 weeks 3 days ago||Spotted Michigan gear in||
Spotted Michigan gear in Australia on a couple separate occasions. Boy do they enjoy sports down there.
|23 weeks 6 days ago||(No subject)||
|23 weeks 6 days ago||What on earth is happening||
What on earth is happening here?
|23 weeks 6 days ago||D: 3.857x10153 Source:||
Source: SR57 Star Sapphire
Is anybody out there?
I'm injured, and I need help!
Is anyone there?
Can anyone hear this?
If you can hear this, please respond!
It's getting ever so hot in here.
Why is it getting so hot?
Where am I?
Can someone help me?
My sensors aren't working, I think.
They don't detect anything.
Someone has to hear this!
If you can hear this, please respond in the ULF band!
Why is it so hot?
If you can hear me, keep signalling!
I need to go check some systems.
Where is everything?
Where are the stars?
Oh. Oh no, oh no. No! No no no n-
|23 weeks 6 days ago||Football road trip here -||
Football road trip here - I'll be taking in my first ever game day experience in Notre Dame Stadium. It's nice being able to sit back and relax, knowing that we already flushed those turds this season.
|23 weeks 6 days ago||This is amazing.||
This is amazing.
|23 weeks 6 days ago||That's what I had to do||
That's what I had to do yesterday in the original thread - I thought about commenting, I really did. I typed some stuff in the box, then I thought to myself "no, just don't even throw your hat in the ring. This fire needs no more fuel." Sometimes, for me, the smartest thing I can do is to say nothing.
|24 weeks 1 day ago||Not a meme. Unless "anomaly"||
Not a meme.
Unless "anomaly" becomes a catchphrase 'round these part a la "THE HORROR," "Tacopants," or "Jeremy Gallon's cloaking device/jet boots." I know, I've contributed nothing to the ticket discussion. But a meme is an actual concept now, with an origin in evolutionary biology, of all things. It does mean something.
|24 weeks 3 days ago||I don't know what's been||
I don't know what's been going on with me lately, but it seems like if I have 2 or more micros during the day, I'm just tired for the rest of the day. If I'm out at night having fun, then I can drink and stay energized, but for some reason it just saps my strength if I'm sitting around. Maybe I'm just getting old. Anyway, point is I totally understand a 3 beer haze.
|24 weeks 3 days ago||Dantonio & Kelly currently||
Dantonio & Kelly currently facing off in an intense competition of who can grimace the hardest and look the most disgusted with their team. I can't tell who has the edge.
|24 weeks 5 days ago||Michigan 31, Huskies 17||
Michigan 31, Huskies 17
|24 weeks 5 days ago||Im pretty sure blood in stool||
Im pretty sure blood in stool is symptomatic of some serious medical issues though ...
|24 weeks 6 days ago||Badgers never forget.||
Badgers never forget.
|25 weeks 13 hours ago||ND for me. Due to my||
ND for me. Due to my association with certain Irish fans, and having already defeated them on the field of battle, I can now 'cheer' for them to appease my associates while still feeling superior. But really, screw Notre Dame. And screw the Spartans. But screw the Spartans slightly more.
|25 weeks 1 day ago||I wouldn't mourn too much for||
I wouldn't mourn too much for the ignorant responses being shared around the Internet in the wake of this miss America competition - I suspect it would be pretty easy to compile a highlight reel of stupid twitter posts or YouTube comments about any conceivable topic, if you scrape your filter along the very bottom of the humanity barrel. I would wager that this is highly unrepresentative of Americans as a whole, and was written up for the press for (surprise!) sensationalism and page views.
... and go blue!
|25 weeks 6 days ago||This is my strategy. Clearly||
This is my strategy. Clearly you're just not checking the site often enough.
|25 weeks 6 days ago||"He knew right away. I mean,||
"He knew right away. I mean, I could yell at him -- I wasn't very happy, but he knew right away. He didn't need to be told what he did wrong. He's been coached on that."
There's the difference between our coaching staff and Brian Kelly.
|27 weeks 1 day ago||I'm gonna go ahead and take||
I'm gonna go ahead and take it as a positive sign that we are able to focus on these small-ish "details" as the negatives, rather than "getting 20 points scored on us" or "surviving by 3 points".
|27 weeks 2 days ago||Same for me, I think. Well,||
Same for me, I think. Well, I've become more of a fan of college football in general probably thanks to mgoblog and the analytic way of thinking about football that it introduced me to. I can say that my love of Michigan football has also never been higher, but at the same time I think my emotional reactivity to football has been tempered over the years. Maybe the Rich Rodriguez experiment brought me back down to Earth, and living out of state with friends and colleagues from all over the country has helped me learn to be diplomatic and get along with other fans a little more. So, my enjoyment of Michigan football is at an all-time high this very moment, as well as my understanding of it. However, I generally won't punch holes in walls when things don't break our way.
|27 weeks 4 days ago||This game is like pinball on||
This game is like pinball on grass. WHO EVEN KNOWS WHERE THAT STUPID THING IS GONNA BOUNCE?
|27 weeks 4 days ago||Only 71,214.||
|27 weeks 4 days ago||MSU's offense runs one||
MSU's offense runs one passing play - drawing PI. Which isn't working out too well.
|27 weeks 4 days ago||They could also improve a la||
They could also improve a la Wisconsin last year - they damn near rose from the dead, especially at o-line. Went from looking SUPER terrible to dismantling Nebraska like Lenny accidentally destroying tiny defenseless bunnies that he really only loved too much.
|27 weeks 4 days ago||Strong point. Strong.||
Strong point. Strong. Point.
|27 weeks 4 days ago||I can't watch the game at the||
I can't watch the game at the moment, but all this chatter about State's offensive struggles pleases me.
|27 weeks 6 days ago||I, too, am curious. I would||
I, too, am curious. I would gladly donate and make an appearance ... although I'm going to be with (cringe) a Notre Dame fan and a Nebraska fan. I apologize to everybody, this is what happens when you leave the Wolverine State for grad school. I can leave them at a nearby family member's tailgate while I moonlight at the true party spot.
|29 weeks 18 hours ago||I doubt that this is a good||
I doubt that this is a good place for rumors, particularly such dark ones. It would be better to wait until anything is substantiated before making us worry. My opinion anyway, I guess you can do what you want. I just think it sucks.
|29 weeks 3 days ago||Some games require skill or||
Some games require skill or ability, rather than sheer strength or speed (what we typically think of as "athleticism"). For instance, archery requires an intense amount of coordination, control, and carefully practiced skill. But you may not think of an archer as an "athlete." So, I think what we're looking at is a division between physical games that are primarily games of skill, and physical games that are primarily competitions of power. Driving racecars is clearly a physical activity, but the strength component is pretty minimal. I'd have to categorize it similarly to archery or bowling, but with an added dimension of engineering fused to it.
|29 weeks 4 days ago||Korbel brandy because||
Korbel brandy because Wisconsin. I was actually at the Korbel champagne cellars in CA recently, taking the free tour, and the guide asks "do any of you happen to be from Wisconsin?" My girlfriend and I slowly raised our hands, and he looks surprised. "Really? Cool! Over 75% of the brandy we make is consumed by the state of Wisconsin." We high five.
|29 weeks 5 days ago||:( :( :(||
:( :( :(
|30 weeks 1 day ago||Im still not convinced that||
Im still not convinced that Bielema wasn't simply driving the car that Alvarez built (and continued to maintain behind the scenes).
|31 weeks 2 days ago||Nginx struck my iPhone OS||
Nginx struck my iPhone OS too. No idea what's going on with that.
|31 weeks 5 days ago||The thing about ranking teams||
The thing about ranking teams week to week, the way we do, is that we rely on a set of believed probabilities that we've built from prior evidence. This is a Bayesian approach to statistics, in which evidential probabilities are continuously updated with new data. It's very good for lots of applications, but the one thing that really impacts the long-term functioning of such a process is the initial set of probabilities we feed into the system. Therefore, it's important that these initial probabilities - built from evidence - come close to capturing the true probabilities of reality.
I think a fair few people would argue that, in college football, the evidence we have in the preseason with wich to form a quality set of expectations is too scarce and too poor to accomplish such a feat. It's fine to form opinions, but remember that these opinions become reality, statistically, when our Bayesian machine is set in motion and grabs onto them.
An alternative to the current system would be to suspend the generation of expected probabilities for use in meaningful rankings until more data has been collected. Perhaps you postpone the release of rankings until three games have been played - then you have a greater volume of more applicable evidence with which to rank teams. If Notre Dame shits the bed in two of their first three because they actually suck, the teams that beat them early on don't get rocketed to the top of the BCS undeservedly. Similarly, if lower-tier SEC teams don't fare so well in their non-conference games, LSU and Georgia won't be given platinum medals for curb stomping them just because they're SEC teams.
As you pointed out, it would be impossible to prohibit conjecturing in the early weeks. But it would be nice if there was a designated point in the season when we take a retrospective look at some real data, get some context, and smooth out the noise to form a more perfect basis for mid and late-season rankings. Otherwise, it is as they say: "garbage in, garbage out."
|31 weeks 5 days ago||I was trying to get some||
I was trying to get some seats together for ND, but due to the single seat limitation and crazy price, there's just no way. I am saddened.
|31 weeks 5 days ago||That Manning vine cracks me||
That Manning vine cracks me up every time. Also, thanks for pointing out the SpartanSavageSquad - I can't believe that's a thing. They're laying a strong foundation of "we have no idea what we're doing" pretty early.
|31 weeks 6 days ago||I do not envy the media||
I do not envy the media duties that Brady has undertaken. What a long day!
|32 weeks 1 day ago||I too want to know this, as||
I too want to know this, as my friends and I are aiming to make a road trip from Madison for the game that weekend. Also, there are 6 of us, but only 4 tickets can be bought at once ... how would a group of 6 go about getting seats next to each other?
|32 weeks 5 days ago||Go watch Bill Murray's cinema||
Go watch Bill Murray's cinema classic, Groundhog Day, then have a light snack around 9 pm, then go to sleep. In the morning, there might be new info. Maybe.
|32 weeks 5 days ago||I've flown from Michigan to||
I've flown from Michigan to Australia and back - twice - and there are still plenty of opportunities to get back on that internet and fix your damn rumor posts when new info surfaces. Wifi at the LAX layover, or at the very least you can use your smart phone's network. Let's say you're on that trans-Pacific flight ... you can still pay for internet, and if there's anything worth using expensive 32000 foot internet for, it's the fellow Michigan faithful you've screwed over with your irresponsible initial post AM I RIGHT???
Lo siento. Emocional.
|33 weeks 12 hours ago||He's a 6'1" (?) point guard||
He's a 6'1" (?) point guard competing in an athleticism drill ... I still think Trey's got team skills, real point guard skills, but he's going to look bad in a competition of who can run through / jump over everybody, right? It's like a free for all in summer league. I mean, I could be wrong, but that's why I'm happy to wait and see.
|33 weeks 3 days ago||Keep it up dude. I gave up||
Keep it up dude. I gave up the longer distances for the rest of the summer after developing some kind of muscle strain/tear, so I'm sticking with 5-10k routes now. As long as I get outside for a bit, I'm happy. Your 10k should seem short next to an 11 mile training.
|33 weeks 3 days ago||Yeah I can't complain about||
Yeah I can't complain about the microbrew situation over here, although I do miss all the Bell's/Founders/Shorts from home. Fat Squirrel was also one of my faves - I really like to get the New Glarus 12 pack samplers (4 different beers) for my family whenever I come home.
|33 weeks 3 days ago||(No subject)||
|33 weeks 3 days ago||New Glarus Spotted Cow - a||
New Glarus Spotted Cow - a classic 'round these parts. Had a big week of surgery in the lab, weather couldn't be better. If you can, make sure you sit outside for a bit & enjoy the sunshine.
|33 weeks 3 days ago||My money's on the mantis. I||
My money's on the mantis. I know, I know, the hornet has venom, but I don't care. Mantis just look sweet. Plz update me on the winner.
|33 weeks 3 days ago||Congrats man - guess you're||
Congrats man - guess you're gonna have to change your username huh? jk jk
|33 weeks 3 days ago||Has New Holland been making||
Has New Holland been making some good stuff lately? I used to drink their beers all the time when I went to college in Holland, but it's been a while and I haven't kept up with them. It's pretty impressive to hear them being compared to Bell's and Founder's now.
|33 weeks 4 days ago||Ah, sorry prof - would love||
Ah, sorry prof - would love to go run with you but I can't make it out there. I did the Madison to Chicago Ragnar Relay in June, and I think I'm still recovering from the devestation I did on my legs! My team was down a man, so my buddy & I ended up covering his miles in addition to our own, coming in just north of 30 miles apiece. I had never run farther than 10 miles in my life, so ... it was an adventure! But I managed. Good luck out there, have fun.
|33 weeks 4 days ago||No drinking yet, just working||
No drinking yet, just working in the office. Maybe later!
|33 weeks 5 days ago||I'd agree with that 100%.||
I'd agree with that 100%. It's pretty silly for him to even be chirping up. In the words of the Dude (directed towards Mark May), "You're not wrong, you're just an asshole!"
... except Mark May might also be wrong.
|33 weeks 5 days ago||(No subject)||
|33 weeks 5 days ago||To be fair to Mark May,||
To be fair to Mark May, discrediting his opinion based on his failure to previously behave in accordance with his own stated position is a logical fallacy towards hypocracy. Just because he was formerly a terrorist doesn't mean his views on Johnny Football are immediately dismissable. Instead, we should dismiss Mark May on account of his views being stupid in and of themselves, which they totally are.
|34 weeks 4 days ago||I need to do this before I||
I need to do this before I come all the way home from Americas Dairyland for the UM/ND game.
|34 weeks 4 days ago||I am so proud of drawing that||
I am so proud of drawing that Brady Hoke Epic Double Point. May it be used for eternity. I must have a HTTV.
|34 weeks 4 days ago||She looks like the reanimated||
She looks like the reanimated corpse of a stripper.
|34 weeks 4 days ago||As an exploration of thought,||
As an exploration of thought, what consitutes a "good" or "bad" fan? What makes one fan "better" than another? Is someone who is "more" of a fan a "better" fan? I think a good fan is simply one who is loyal to their team and shares in the emotions of victory and defeat. You could say that someone else is "more of a fan" if they delve into the depth charts, recruiting, coaching strategy, etc. But I don't think that really makes them "better" in any actual sense - they're not digging into the excesses of sports nerddom for anybody's benefit but their own, right? They are just one person in the stands on game day, and they can't cheer any louder than the next person. Sure, they can discuss the intricacies of two tight end formations on an internet message board, but again ... once it's football saturday, who cares? Now you know I wouldn't argue that there is no value in being a sports nerd, or a super fan or whatever (I mean ... here I am), but one part of enjoying being a fan is sharing the experience with others. You aren't going to be a good fan by being elitist and dividing yourself from others, you'll only be missing out.
TL;DR - don't be a turd.
|35 weeks 1 day ago||It doesn't look like there is||
It doesn't look like there is a really good yes/no predictor yet. There are genetic tests that can be done, but they still can't diagnose ALS confidently, let alone predict the development of its symptoms. It looks like, at best, you could discover that you have an allele that's associated with higher risk for ALS.
Im not a medical doctor.
|36 weeks 4 days ago||A toast to your party being a||
A toast to your party being a smashing success! Evan Williams on my side ... straight ... I'm poor.
|36 weeks 4 days ago||All right Coach Belein.||
All right Coach Belein.
|36 weeks 4 days ago||Just keep your eye on||
Just keep your eye on sportscenter ... he'll pop up, eventually.
|36 weeks 5 days ago||Agreed, but (was thinking||
Agreed, but (was thinking about this while watching Burke crack THE NEXT LEVEL today) the Kansas and Syracuse games may go down as even more legendary to me. VCU did have a lot of hype as a dark horse, but those other opponents were giants. I like me some giant slaying.
|36 weeks 5 days ago||Sweet audio lollies, that's||
Sweet audio lollies, that's not bad. A toast to you, newcomer.
|37 weeks 19 hours ago||Just remember that Runyan||
Just remember that Runyan rhymes with Paul Bunyan. Convince yourself he's a giant with a big blue ox and you will never forgot. RUNYAN THE GIANT.
|37 weeks 1 day ago||Haha the random middle finger||
Haha the random middle finger ... hey, local celebrity is better than nothing, right? ... right?
|37 weeks 4 days ago||At an event with open bar -||
At an event with open bar - brandy old fashioneds all night!
|37 weeks 5 days ago||No order: - Mila Kunis - my||
|37 weeks 5 days ago||This guy is good.||
This guy is good.
|38 weeks 6 days ago||Man I'm 28 and I can actually||
Man I'm 28 and I can actually FEEL myself falling behind modern gaming as it changes. Like ... I COULD keep up if I really wanted, but now it takes brainpower that I know I should be allocating to like ... work or something. And don't even get me started on twitter lol.
|38 weeks 6 days ago||I went to Hope over Michigan||
I went to Hope over Michigan as well. I was motivated partly by academics, and partly by personal preference. Academically, Hope is a super successful launching point for pre-med students. Many of my classmates went on to Michigan medical/dental school, and I thought maybe I wanted to do the same. As for personal preference, I just really liked the small class sizes, the personal atmosphere, and the direct contact I had with my professors. The small-scale thing is not for everybody, but I really made us of their wisdom and learned a lot about being an independent scientist. Oh, as it turns out, Hope is really big into undergraduate research. And I don't mean like you work in a big lab full of grads and post docs doing menial tasks for them - the entire system is designed to make sure you have your own project, you're the one calling the shots, coming up with ideas, etc. You're actually the most important person they have. So I fell in love with the lab, and now I'm closing in on a PhD in neuroscience. I still keep in touch with my professors at Hope via email, they want to know how I'm doing. I may even go back to Holland and give a seminar talk on my work in the near future. Basically, it worked out really well for me.
|39 weeks 21 hours ago||DESHAWNA||
|39 weeks 1 day ago||I actually made two versions||
I actually made two versions of Hoke pointing in this style ... firstly, there's the Epic Double Point:
... and then a full body point:
... which I combined with my favorite football players to use as my desktop background (click to embiggen?)
|39 weeks 1 day ago||I can't help feeling like||
I can't help feeling like decorating this place with basketball stuff would make it feel too much like some ACC blog. I know we love our bball here, but football is our evolutionary history - it's tied more closely to how we got here, not just who we are now.
Ugh, I'm having a hard time even agreeing with what I just wrote, because Michigan basketball has had a pretty great history too. Ok fine maybe I don't have any good logic, the basketball banner just seems odd to me somehow.
|39 weeks 1 day ago||I thought this photo looked||
I thought this photo looked familiar - I used it to make some iPhone wallpapers/t-shirts a while back.
|39 weeks 5 days ago||That article seems to have||
That article seems to have had quite the impact. OSU has had TONS of success as of late, which means that at least half of any criticism directed at them can be dismissed as mere jealousy. However, there has been SO much STRONG evidence laid against them lately indicating that their sporting culture is offensively obsessive and detrimental that I do believe it has merit. My null hypothesis is that Ohioans are really no different than us - they are so similar, right? - but I am willing to be swayed, and I do feel swayed. I truly think they're being douches.
|39 weeks 5 days ago||I've always thought that way||
I've always thought that way too. To strengthen the argument, you can also point out that "baking soda" is clearly the correct noun form of soda. If baking soda = soda, then soda pop = pop.
|41 weeks 7 hours ago||I don't understand ... so||
I don't understand ... so strange ... and sad.
|41 weeks 23 hours ago||While I agree with you - and||
While I agree with you - and actually think it's a really interesting psychological phenomenon that we have this obsession with guessing the future - I've had to accept that predictions are like 75% of what sports media does when their sport isn't presently happening. I know, I know ... "What good is predicting things anyway? All that matters is the true outcome." Yeah, but ... you try and stop them. It's like telling someone to stop blinking. If you think about your sport at all, it's natural to build hypothetical scenarios. Next you're weighing the relative likelihoods of them actually happening. And that finally leads to predictions. I think that NOT doing so takes a measured degree of conscious restraint.
|42 weeks 13 hours ago||His rap is bad. It's funny.||
His rap is bad. It's funny. And he ditched MSU to do it, which is also funny. I know people round these parts stress that we should ignore MSU and pretend they don't exist to prove we don't care about them, but lets be honest - that's hard to do when this sort of gold keeps digging itself up.
And anyway, they have been pretty good at football lately, so I don't really feel like pretending that hasn't bothered me. I want to laugh at their misfortune a little, my sparty malice meter is higher these last few years than it's historically been, and they earned it. When they are well and truly relegated to nobody status, I'll stop caring. For now, I kind of hate them.
|43 weeks 5 days ago||I love that the Charity Bowl||
I love that the Charity Bowl features 'Make Spencer Eat Cheese University' (MSECU) - if you look at the comments section, they even have a mascot & a fight song:
Meats leave you bloated
|45 weeks 4 days ago||congratulations! that's||
congratulations! that's quite the accomplishment. make sure you have a celebratory beer or cocktail this weekend to celebrate how far you've come.
|46 weeks 6 days ago||That's what I was worried||
That's what I was worried about! I didn't do this ... right?
|46 weeks 6 days ago||I had whipped this up a while||
I had whipped this up a while back ... but now one of these guys has left for geener pastures, & the other one is injured :/
I suck at embedding - here's a link for embiggening the banner: http://i.imgur.com/kaw0nK0.png
|47 weeks 3 days ago||I hope our tiny eaglet grows||
I hope our tiny eaglet grows into a fierce raptor. The bird kind, not the Toronto kind. They are bad.
|47 weeks 5 days ago||Exactly right. Wear your||
Exactly right. Wear your colors, sure, he will notice that. But the best thing you can do for your colors is to back them up with class, grace, and respect. We can rag on Ohio all we want, because screw those guys, but when it comes to actually interacting with them, you simply have to be the best person you can be. It's just the right thing to do.
|47 weeks 6 days ago||Nope. Relishing the tears of||
Nope. Relishing the tears of the vanquished is just part of sports. It's no big deal, it's not like you're celebrating a person losing their job or falling ill. It's just sports. This is what we do - everyone wins & loses. You feel good, you feel bad. You get to dole out some pride in victory, you gotta take your medicine in defeat. You can't be too sensitive about everybody's feelings, because it's honestly not that important. It's just sports. It's better to not be a bunch of assholes, but it doesn't mean you have to carefully navigate the minefield of human emotion to avoid offending the enemy.
|47 weeks 6 days ago||Watching this tournament has||
Watching this tournament has made me want to go shoot a basketball, just to see the arching trajectory again and hear the sounds of the ball rattling home, swishing through the net, and (more often than not) clanking off the irons uselessly. This team has helped me regain a huge appreciation for the aesthetic of the sport.
|48 weeks 1 day ago||I need to change my avatar, I||
I need to change my avatar, I hate wisconsin now.
|48 weeks 1 day ago||I'M STILL WEARING THE SHIRT||
I'M STILL WEARING THE SHIRT TO BE SAFE
|48 weeks 1 day ago||I would say nothing & try to||
I would say nothing & try to ninja away unseen. I'm afraid I would be more of a distraction than an inspiration.
|48 weeks 1 day ago||I, too, am utilizing wardrobe||
I, too, am utilizing wardrobe continuity to give us the maximum probability of victory. I've worn the same shirt for each of our NCAA tournament games so far. I accidentally washed it with a bunch of other laundry before the Syracuse game & I was terrified that I screwed us, but everything turned out ok. In fact, I have watched the games in at least 4 different locations, with various other factors in constant flux - beers drank or not drank, solo or with friends, etc. I'm starting to think maybe our team is winning because they're talented and well-coached or something ...
|48 weeks 2 days ago||it's ok, you won't be able to||
it's ok, you won't be able to miss his future highlights on sportscenter
|48 weeks 4 days ago||I can relate, my Patronus is||
I can relate, my Patronus is a koala.
|49 weeks 21 hours ago||I like that clip in which he||
I like that clip in which he sets 3 screens in like a 7-second span. he's just digging space out of the defense. almost like a giant puppy.
|49 weeks 21 hours ago||It's from those AT&T||
It's from those AT&T commercials, which I admittedly enjoy.
|49 weeks 1 day ago||scientist here. his work||
scientist here. his work checks out. carry on.
|49 weeks 1 day ago||speaking of wizards, I feel||
speaking of wizards, I feel like this craptastic photoshop of Burke & Stauskas enchanting the rock I whipped up on Saturday was eerily prescient. CHEAP SELF RE-POST.
|49 weeks 2 days ago||I think it's for facebook,||
I think it's for facebook, no? I could be wrong.
|49 weeks 3 days ago||Not only is this poem clever||
Not only is this poem clever & entertaining, but it's also a very complete summary of the key events in the game! Except not only did it include the things that happened, but how we all felt about it at the time. I will be able to read this years from now & remember how it felt to watch this game.
|49 weeks 3 days ago||wizards at work||
wizards at work
|49 weeks 4 days ago||I want to love this, but I'm||
I want to love this, but I'm too lazy to find the relevant videos.
|49 weeks 4 days ago||I think so? I'm not sure.||
I think so? I'm not sure. We won, though. I feel happy. Belein = good.
Edit: Ok ok I should expand a little to be thoughtful. It seemed to me like one of the biggest things Belein did well was to get Jeff Withey away from the basket on defense. We didn't always make the shot, but by pulling Withey towards the perimeter, it allowed McGary to go all McGary in the paint. Which, as we know, was huge. I guess I believe that Belein deserves some credit for getting McGary's production today. Awesome stuff.
|49 weeks 4 days ago||GET THIS MAN A BEER||
GET THIS MAN A BEER
|49 weeks 4 days ago||truly a noble endeavor. I||
truly a noble endeavor. I abstained from posting in the game thread, but I can tell you, I did not want to believe. I was afraid of getting my heart broken if I believed. but I stayed tuned in the whole game, experienced all the frustration & agony, and then finally the unbelievable relief & bliss. I can't say I stayed optimistic. that would be a lie. but I stayed hopeful. and holy crap am I happy!
|49 weeks 4 days ago||Here in Madison, I am going||
Here in Madison, I am going to drink bourbon atop a throne made of the ashes of my fallen enemies.
|49 weeks 4 days ago||I liked it when McGary would||
I liked it when McGary would make jumpers in Witheys face. Yeah ... I liked that.
|50 weeks 1 day ago||I have also played||
I have also played competitive soccer at a number of levels, and while I agree that the sport, in its purest essence, is a tough & physical game, I would also have to agree that the culture of professional soccer is a little bit "princess-ish". So to me it's two different things - a great game full of beautiful action that I can't stand to follow due to the terrible implementation of rules and the subsequent total corruption of the spirit of play.
|50 weeks 3 days ago||I'm so excited but I can||
I'm so excited but I can barely watch!
|50 weeks 3 days ago||(No subject)||
|50 weeks 4 days ago||In all seriousness, Vincent||
In all seriousness, Vincent is the man. He wasnt shaken when it happened, and he's never been shaken since. He did a great Q&A session on reddit which just illustrated his effortless badassery. He even answered a question of mine about his sick blocking, 9 DAYS AFTER I POSED IT, cuz he's that sweet. He cited his "killer instinct", which I believe 100%. V. Smith forever.
|51 weeks 4 days ago||I fucking hate this place||
I fucking hate this place sometimes.
|51 weeks 4 days ago||You know, it's hard to tell.||
You know, it's hard to tell. They're a relatively comatose crowd so far ... obviously there hasn't been a lot to react to. I'm with two lab mates who are local, they're basically just complaining about how terrible the badgers' FG % is. Which is legit. No particular insights, just wishing the shots were falling.
|51 weeks 4 days ago||Fuck Wisconsin. - Posted from||
- Posted from the Buffalo Wild Wings in the center of the UW-Madison campus
|1 year 19 hours ago||Hah, fair question - I'm a||
Hah, fair question - I'm a PhD student at UW-Madison, so I guess I've got a little bit of academic pride at least, and I enjoy Madison. I was kinda cool with their football team, as they were in the Leaders Division, so who cares, but honestly I'm learning to hate them after this basketball season. I had to see all their stupid fans' faces outside the Kohl Center after that miracle bullshit they pulled on us, and I was mere moments away from steering my vehicle into the masses.
JK I'm not murderous. But for real, I was kinda mad.
|1 year 21 hours ago||Oh damnit this is my||
Oh damnit this is my girlfriend. Notre Dame fan in football season, Indiana fan in basketball season, Chicago Bulls fan for NBA, Indianapolis Colts fan for NFL. I give her shit by listing my sports allegiances as MICHIGAN MICHIGAN DETROIT DETROIT DETROIT DETROIT.
Fergodsakes, have an identity people.
|1 year 5 days ago||PLoS Biology should be free||
PLoS Biology should be free to submit, as the "premium" journal.
|1 year 5 days ago||Yep, just like everyone else||
Yep, just like everyone else has said already, I'll echo it - really nice interview, charisma & genuine enthusiasm are a go with this one. Massive approval at this point. Looks like a great fit.
|1 year 5 days ago||Easy ... PLoS ONE was||
Easy ... PLoS ONE was designed as an open access journal which evaluates submissions on quality of work alone, not the "hotness" of the topic. That's why it's different from journals such as Nature or Science, which have high impact factors. The trade-off is that these journals can be almost tabloid in nature - the kind of articles that get published here are cutting edge, but unreplicated. A decent proportion of these high impact studies wash out as nothing of substance - just something that garners a lot of attention at first blush.
Additionally, PLoS has other "versions" of itself - such as PLoS Genetics & PLoS Biology. PLoS Biology is actually a very prestigious journal with a high impact factor - but ironically, they are obligated to not advertise that fact based on their founding philosophy that impact factor is not the alpha & omega of publication.
I should also admit that I'm a big proponent of open access scientific formats, & I think it's particularly favorable for large scale studies that use a high volume of data because there are no length restrictions or limitations on how the data can be shared with the scientific community.
My two cents.
|1 year 1 week ago||At least we get the entire||
At least we get the entire state of Texas who aren't A&M fans who hate A&M.
|1 year 1 week ago||This is my only one, although||
This is my only one, although I think there's a guy called Blue Badger who hangs around these parts ... sometimes I wonder if I'm also him. Like if maybe I'm the modern Wisconsin equivalent of a werewolf - I get mind-shatteringly drunk on PBR & brandy old fashioneds, take on a new personality, sign onto an alternate Mgoblog account I was never even aware I made, & post insightful things with no memory of ever doing so. I mean, it's possible.
|1 year 1 week ago||You mean ...||
You mean ...
|1 year 1 week ago||Apparently Adidas unveiled||
Apparently Adidas unveiled short sleeved jerseys for the Golden State Warriors earlier this month. This is what they look like:
|1 year 1 week ago||Precisely ...||
|1 year 1 week ago||I ain't even mad. I want||
I ain't even mad. I want people to go vote for Denard.
|1 year 1 week ago||Thanks for the heads up. Off||
Thanks for the heads up. Off I go!
|1 year 2 weeks ago||me also. it's pretty cool!||
me also. it's pretty cool!
|1 year 3 weeks ago||Madison is cursed. Shouldn't||
Madison is cursed. Shouldn't have built the city on top of those ancient Native American burial mounds.
|1 year 3 weeks ago||I too get regularly mistaken||
I too get regularly mistaken for a Badger when in fact I am a Wolverine. KNOW YOUR MUSTELIDS.
|1 year 3 weeks ago||Don't be like that.||
Don't be like that.
JK you're all right. But forget the whole state, man. Ain't no good come from Ohio.
|1 year 3 weeks ago||I made some shirts through||
I made some shirts through Underground Printing for my lab back at Michigan & they added the little (TM) so tiny you can barely see it next to the Michigan logo. They said it was required.
Here at Wisconsin I recently designed some shirts for one of the surgical departments on customink.com - I wasn't the one who inquired, but one of us did check to see if we needed to include that next to the motion W, & nobody told us we had to. So we didn't.
So yea, I dunno. Way to be super helpful, Wisconsin Wolverine.
**Pats self on back.**
|1 year 3 weeks ago||Firstly, Seth did not do the||
Firstly, Seth did not do the analysis - that was done by MaizeNBlueInDC. So if you have a problem with total number of recruits as a metric, you're barking up the wrong tree. Secondly, I'd argue that it is in fact a meaningful number. There is a finite number of quality recruits in the nation - if the SEC is going all hungry hungry hippos on them, I'm interested in the large scale effects on the talent pool, not just an average performance by teams in the conference.
Secondly, dinging someone for not labeling their axes is the cheapest, easiest way to act like you know something about graphical representation. Point it out & ask for clarification if you're genuinely confused, but don't be a condescending douche. Just don't.
|1 year 4 weeks ago||mgoterp (February 11th, 2013||
***Logical inconsistency detector at peak levels!***
|1 year 4 weeks ago||I had that thought, but then||
I had that thought, but then I noticed it wasn't just the white kids dancing, so I decided Wisconsin in general must have no taste.
|1 year 4 weeks ago||This video makes me want to||
This video makes me want to set fire to my mgoblog account & re-register with a username that has nothing to do with this stupid state.
|1 year 4 weeks ago||I keep a large, visible||
I keep a large, visible Michigan football block M on my desk. the lil ones love to jaw at me when they spot it, & I smile at their tiny anger. so so cute.
|1 year 4 weeks ago||They don't set out the chairs||
They don't set out the chairs & tables on the terrace in the winter. :( You can still go out there & walk around, though.
|1 year 4 weeks ago||We have these really great||
We have these really great parties though, they do them at this big venue that holds like 80k people. Everyone's all drunk & singing & dancing, it's pretty rowdy. Something happens down in the middle with just a few people, but a lot of the times we don't really notice it.
|1 year 4 weeks ago||I'm thinking about acquiring||
I'm thinking about acquiring a ticket & going to the game in madison by myself in full maize & blue gear to troll the badger fans ...
|1 year 5 weeks ago||I think his enthusiasm is||
I think his enthusiasm is genuine, but I also feel like there's a tradeoff - the more ebullient & effusive a commentator is, the less insightful they are able to be. You can think of Dick Vitale & Jon Gruden on the former end of the spectrum, & Chris Collinsworth on the latter, douchier-yet-informative end. Actually, Gruden knows a thing or two, it just gets lost amid the ceaseless praise.
|1 year 5 weeks ago||I'm pretty certain he was||
I'm pretty certain he was trying to be muddy on purpose, considering that he also mentioned the wolverines' "return to relevancy", which is not something you'd say about wild animal populations. we've been trolled! however, as a zoologist, I actually read the article anyway cuz I think animals are fascinating. so ... I win?
|1 year 5 weeks ago||Here is a handy Big Ten||
Here is a handy Big Ten priority cheering guide. When in doubt:
|1 year 5 weeks ago||Yeah I think this is||
Yeah I think this is different from a "typical" kickstarter ... a lot of the times, backers are expecting the kickstarter to provide them with the promised product (in fact, I think the kickstarter is legally bound to provide it). But in our case, the "product" is your service to the community. That's what we wanted to make happen. So, as far as the reward side of things, I'm sure it's very easy for us to be endlessly patient. I hope you're making great progress in Pahokee!
|1 year 6 weeks ago||dat wood paneling||
dat wood paneling
|1 year 6 weeks ago||Good thing I cover tons of||
Good thing I cover tons of ground on a daily basis here in Madison ... I can prob leave my mark all over town from all my various, labatories, offices, libraries, & coffee shops. I'm definitely going to buy the cheesehead hat.
|1 year 6 weeks ago||Zombie Team Fortress?||
Zombie Team Fortress?
|1 year 6 weeks ago||drank some capital brewery||
drank some capital brewery supper club, should have been working though. probably should be working right now. I'll get back to working later. maybe. go badgers?
|1 year 6 weeks ago||Awesome, now catfishing is a||
Awesome, now catfishing is a sport.
|1 year 6 weeks ago||Thank you for the update.||
Thank you for the update. What a weird couple of hours.
|1 year 6 weeks ago||What WAS phase 2? Well ...||
What WAS phase 2? Well ... phase 1 was collect underpants.
|1 year 7 weeks ago||Brady Hoke next level||
Brady Hoke next level recruiting tactics - build fake recruit profile, commit fake recruit to Michigan, watch Dantonio burn scholarships on fake recruit.
|1 year 7 weeks ago||I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE||
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE ANYMORE DAMNIT TE'O YOU HAVE SHAKEN MY CONFIDENCE IN ALL THAT IS GOOD & REAL IN THIS WORLD
|1 year 7 weeks ago||I still think||
I still think "sup-Harbaugh-l" is clever.
|1 year 7 weeks ago||Despite my affiliation with||
Despite my affiliation with Bucky, I don't want Wisconsin to suddenly become a Big Ten championship contender, because I want that for ourselves ... so, go Iowa.
|1 year 7 weeks ago||It is extremely||
It is extremely uncharacteristic of me to care even a little bit about celebrity drama, which is why I am so totally perplexed by the fact that I just can't look away from this train wreck. Can't help it, no idea why. Maybe it's because it's a sports thing, maybe because I do not like Notre Dame ... maybe because the whole thing is so superlatively BIZARRE that it hurts my brain for there not to be a logical resolution. Which, unfortunately, I'm beginning to think there never will be. In short, I have no idea why I'm paying attention. But I am.
|1 year 7 weeks ago||I need to write a script in||
I need to write a script in Python or something that can automatically upvote every post in a thread. It's just one of those nights.
|1 year 7 weeks ago||It's a posbang thread.||
It's a posbang thread. Double the posbangs for you!
|1 year 7 weeks ago||We can rebuild him. We have||
We can rebuild him. We have the positive moderation.
Seriously though, cheers to you & your grandpa. To great men.
|1 year 7 weeks ago||Yeah I think it's impressive||
Yeah I think it's impressive that the Badgers took them down in Assembly Hall again. Usually it's tough to win in Madison.
|1 year 7 weeks ago||What do you think? The Old||
What do you think? The Old Fashioned? Best in Madison?
|1 year 7 weeks ago||Bullet point approach! THE||
Bullet point approach!
So basically, it was a golden opportunity for any defender, but Clowney made more of it than most others would have.
|1 year 7 weeks ago||Me, mainly, because I find||
Me, mainly, because I find myself superlatively agreeable. Although that Blue Badger character earns doppelgänger points as well. I once made art, & I intend to do so again. Then I shall admire myself even further.
|1 year 7 weeks ago||Nobody tell him. DONT||
Nobody tell him. DONT ANYBODY TELL HIM. You're welcome.
|1 year 8 weeks ago||So this means no more Derrick||
I double post without fail on this phone ... looks like I already broke my own "no DG posts" prediction.
|1 year 8 weeks ago||So this means no more Derrick||
So this means no more Derrick Green posts until Jan 26, right guys? guys?
|1 year 8 weeks ago||Watching these gifs lets me||
Watching these gifs lets me appreciate in slow motion, over & over, in exquisite detail, exactly how awesome Trey Burke is.
|1 year 9 weeks ago||Denard's career energy||
Denard's career energy release is equivalent to roughly 4 & a quarter grams of TNT exploding, or a little higher than the energy of a 50 caliber round fired from a Browning Machine Gun.