well that's just, like, your opinion, man
|6 weeks 4 hours ago||Funding||
Your nephew may be a smart cookie, and may love Michigan, but please make sure he can afford to go there.
I have forged many life-long friendships from my decision to go to UM. But the out of state tuition is crazy without grants or scholarships. If I had it to do over again I wouldn't have burdened my parents to pay to keep sending me there after my ROTC scholarship was revoked (for medical reasons).
|11 weeks 2 days ago||The ability to||
The ability to +1 from mobile can't come fast enough.
|12 weeks 2 days ago||Hey now..||
Just because I'm hoping Little Caesars goes bankrupt so the idiotic-sounding name of this kickass arena gets changed, doesn't mean I'm miserable.
|12 weeks 5 days ago||Marquette||
Looks like Marquette already beat Lake Placid and advanced to the finals.
Call it the Miracle On-Line.
|12 weeks 5 days ago||The Bangals||
Clearly the best band ever from Bolivia.
(Seriously, aside from the fact that it's in Cleveland, I'm boycotting the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame until the Bangles make it in.
Am I wrong to do this of course I'm not.)
|15 weeks 4 days ago||Let's Go Blue||
If Michigan has a third fight song it's Let's Go Blue. When you hear that we probably did something good.
Honorable not-yet-mentioned: I Wanna Go Back to Michigan and Bullwinkle.
|17 weeks 2 days ago||I'm smiling more now than I||
I'm smiling more now than I was 20 years ago listening to the game on my Walkman, because Al and Jim had no freaking IDEA how that goal got scored.
|17 weeks 4 days ago||Thanks to whoever made up||
Thanks to whoever made up with, bought flowers for, or did whatever with Drupal to make this banging happen.
|18 weeks 14 hours ago||Fake or not||
State still came up short.
|18 weeks 3 days ago||SOFTBALL HOME OPENER||
SOFTBALL HOME OPENER TODAY!
(...Which is not expected to be snowed out.)
|19 weeks 4 days ago||I would be||
I would be happy to executive produce a musical called Guys and Dudes.
It'll premiere somewhere between Mock Rock and Broadway and it's a shoo-in to win multiple Tonys or Butkuses.
|22 weeks 1 day ago||BAN BOOKLARNIN'!||
|22 weeks 3 days ago||Tie||
Both teams would clearly need mo' Butt.
|24 weeks 3 days ago||The National Championship||
The National Championship Trophy I would like to see next year.
(And Kate Upton. Basically it's gravy after that.)
|24 weeks 4 days ago||Indeed||
We've still got the biggest ballz of them all!
|31 weeks 1 day ago||Michigan Mile||
It gets the lactic acid out.
|32 weeks 1 day ago||The Shell would be a cool||
The Shell would be a cool name.
It's beyond Terradome.
|34 weeks 4 hours ago||I don't think the word "appreciation" means what||
I don't think the word "appreciation" means what you think it means.
|35 weeks 1 day ago||Things I'm rooting for||
a) Ohio State wins.
b) The band does the Script Ohio with poor penmanship, so no one gets gold stars and they're grounded for a week from their Xbox.
|35 weeks 3 days ago||Yeesh||
North Dakota was in limbo, going without an advertised nickname for months since at least last year's NCAA hockey tournament.
And after all this time and $200,000, THAT name is what they came up with?
I'm offended as a sports fan.
|38 weeks 1 day ago||Just 12 members?||
So who's going to be the controversial tie-breaking vote to send Ohio State into the playoff as a 1-loss team that didn't even win its division?
|39 weeks 5 days ago||I'm flagging this post for||
I'm flagging this post for targeting. And it's deserved.
|39 weeks 5 days ago||I miss Mark||
I miss Mark Huyge.
|40 weeks 9 hours ago||Hey||
That Hail Mary was the lowest day of my Michigan football watching life.
And we still won the national championship 3 years later.
Keep the faith and Go Blue.
|45 weeks 6 days ago||It wouldn't hurt my feelings||
It wouldn't hurt my feelings if the B1G ended up 3-7 this weekend.
|47 weeks 6 days ago||I was there yo!||
I screamed like we won the World Series when he got that hit!
Hope it's the first of 2,999 or so more.
|48 weeks 2 days ago||Kirk Cousins.||
Dude. Have fun with ALL of that.
|49 weeks 20 hours ago||I misunderstood||
I was really hoping as part of Hagelin's deal that his face would be put on the Swedish Krona. Or on whatever currency they use in Anaheim.
|50 weeks 3 days ago||Anxiously awaiting the press||
Anxiously awaiting the press conference where ESPN apologizes for disrespecting him, saying they're not that kind of network.
|52 weeks 4 hours ago||I miss||
The marshmallows. Holy crap the marshmallows.
HBD WD. May you not find yourself on a brewery tour in Milwaukee that offers free samples, for at least another 12 months.
|1 year 5 days ago||Short term: A blanket, with||
Short term: A blanket, with lots of patterns and pictures of wolverines.
Long term: Start a college fund. It's something both the parents and the kid can enjoy.
|1 year 2 weeks ago||I found a Manchester United||
I found a Manchester United jersey at a yard sale. The guy gave it to me for free.
|1 year 3 weeks ago||My feelings...||
If it prevents THIS crap from happening, I'm good with Nike.
|1 year 4 weeks ago||He's not on my fantasy team||
...So I don't like baseball. But congrats Max!
|1 year 12 weeks ago||Auburn's last major bowl win:||
Auburn's last major bowl win: 2011.
Michigan's last major bowl win: 2012.
It's true we don't get to do this often but.... <ahem>
Sincerely yours in football......
|1 year 13 weeks ago||The jerseys are actually not||
The jerseys are actually not bad considering the ugly colors they have to work with.
|1 year 13 weeks ago||OP isn't exaggerating. The||
OP isn't exaggerating. The Royals had incidents their opening series of the season against the White Sox, tried to pick a fight with Mike Trout (who is Mike Trout), and had another dustup last series with the A's.
I really want to like the Royals, and some of these fights they may not have started, but it's a disturbing pattern at best. At a minimum they just ticked off 3 different teams in 3 weeks.
|1 year 15 weeks ago||RIP Sheriff||
Roscoe P. Coltrane has to be my favorite bad-guy-you-secretly-rooted-for of all time.
Right there with, like, every character John Travolta played in the 90's.
|1 year 17 weeks ago||THERE CAN BE ONLY||
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
(Need to find that movie somewhere.)
|1 year 17 weeks ago||Here's to playing wingman for||
Here's to playing wingman for a married man trying to bang a crazy single milf.
After that sh!+.
and screw Arizona while I'm at it.
|1 year 21 weeks ago||First home series. In 47||
First home series. In 47 days. With the postseason looming.
Can the Athletic Department rehire Dave Brandon, punch him in the face, and fire him again?
|1 year 24 weeks ago||'85 Bears||
There's been a handful of teams in my lifetime that you expected to win and dominate every week, and the '85 Bears are on the top of that list.
(Not sure why the Redskins were mentioned so much, though most of those teams were solid.)
|1 year 27 weeks ago||WE WANT.....MOOOOOORE||
WE WANT.....MOOOOOORE WINS!!
I can't believe that magical game in early April 1996 in Cincinnati was 500 wins ago.
|1 year 29 weeks ago||I agree with the OP||
Harbaugh takes over for a well liked yet mediocre coach, who lost his last game in Columbus to a multiple national championship winning douche of an OSU coach who tried to run up the score.
And he'll coach in The Game for the first time at home, possibly as a significant underdog to a defending champion.
That Dan Dierdorf and Jim Brandstatter will be there comforts me too.
|1 year 33 weeks ago||Helluva nice guy||
Win or lose he's still the best thing to come of out Kettering, Ohio since Bart Simpson.
|1 year 34 weeks ago||I have begun drinking||
I have begun drinking. And will not go to bed.
|1 year 38 weeks ago||Thinking a fine pinot grigio||
Thinking a fine pinot grigio followed by 2-3 pitchers of Yuengling.
I would do 4 or 5 but Roger Goodell is making me get up early.
|1 year 39 weeks ago||Underdog ALWAYS wins.||
Underdog ALWAYS wins.
|1 year 45 weeks ago||I think that if Nicki Minaj||
I think that if Nicki Minaj doesn't win a Grammy for "Anaconda" there's something very wrong with society.
|1 year 46 weeks ago||sigh||
If ND and Michigan are irrelevant, then Russell Wilson was Super Bowl MVP.
Oh wait, he wasn't. Which makes 3 things about sports that an ESPN writer messed up in one article.
|1 year 47 weeks ago||Tim Biakabatuka was the||
Tim Biakabatuka was the all-time leading rusher in Carolina Panthers history, for six years after he left. He's still #4 all time.
That continues to make me smile.
|1 year 48 weeks ago||I'll get this one out of the||
I'll get this one out of the way: I was in Providence in 1995 for the Frozen Four, where we lost to Maine in triple-overtime off a faceoff. I was in the Hockey Band and we were all still shocked at what just happened, and in the middle of playing Yellow and Blue I lost it. It was the culmination of coming so close with so many great teams only to see it end just like that.
...Which made what happened the next year in Cincinnati that much sweeter. I might have been too busy hugging everybody around me and screaming HOLY SH**!! to cry.
|2 years 5 weeks ago||A US semi-final appearance||
A US semi-final appearance before I die.
That must be it.
|2 years 9 weeks ago||When it comes to gameplanning||
When it comes to gameplanning he's a whiz.
|2 years 18 weeks ago||The science community||
Must not be worried too much about filling out brackets.
(My focus Monday won't be on their discoveries.)
|2 years 23 weeks ago||We are still on track||
For the 67-1 dream season. Go Blue!
|2 years 29 weeks ago||Who dey!||
Who dey think gonna beat that space emperor (of space)?
|2 years 29 weeks ago||Happy Blue Year!||
Happy Blue Year!
|2 years 29 weeks ago||If that phrase doesn't come||
If that phrase doesn't come up in the RoboCop remake I'm suing somebody.
|2 years 32 weeks ago||1) I'm starting to think||
1) I'm starting to think college football is becoming borderline unwatchable.
2) This board could really use more haiku threads.
|2 years 34 weeks ago||You beat Ohio.||
You beat Ohio.
|2 years 35 weeks ago||Work this weekend||
Work this weekend sucks.
|2 years 47 weeks ago||First!||
(team in the 3rd MgoOverflow league?)
|3 years 2 weeks ago||The Pistons||
It's been a week and a half and...yep they're still dead to me.
|3 years 4 weeks ago||There are 10 types of people||
There are 10 types of people in the world... Those who know binary and those who don't.
|3 years 11 weeks ago||Is there any chance Of||
Is there any chance
Of selling a few haikus
To buy space shuttles?
|3 years 15 weeks ago||Los barcos?||
|3 years 19 weeks ago||As long as they don't name it||
As long as they don't name it after Tom Anastos they can knock themselves out.
|3 years 20 weeks ago||no subject||
|3 years 23 weeks ago||Beat Ohio||
|3 years 29 weeks ago||Steve Shields||
Steve Shields taught him well!
|3 years 30 weeks ago||Not quite done yet||
There's still the final FBS coaches' poll left to determine the final Fall rankings.
We'll see how Stanford does against the #3 team in their division of our conference in their bowl game to see if they can get any closer to us...
|3 years 31 weeks ago||Coner||
|3 years 33 weeks ago||Crap||
And he had a potential game-winning touchdown reversed last week.
I always hated Pete Carroll.
|3 years 33 weeks ago||Steps||
Step 1) Be hung over.
Step 2) Type post while hung over.
Step 3) Go back to bed til 4pm ET.
Step 4) Drink more beer to get rid of hangover.
|3 years 34 weeks ago||My prediction?||
MORE chants of BEAT OHIO after the game.
(that and pain.)
|3 years 47 weeks ago||We should win the game. All||
We should win the game.
All they have going for them
Are hawt Southern chicks.
|3 years 47 weeks ago||Thank you||
Thank you o Benevolent Banner-Changing God!
|3 years 47 weeks ago||Is it just me, or is the||
Is it just me, or is the shock value of Oregon's uniforms worn off?
It's like catching an SEC coach in a lie: At first you were outraged, now you come to expect it.
|4 years 19 weeks ago||Strike?||
|4 years 21 weeks ago||I'm way too nice of a guy,||
I'm way too nice of a guy, and I'll happily sign up to finish last.
jrstryker at yahoo.
|4 years 21 weeks ago||Don't matter to me...||
...as long as we're #1 to Kate Upton.
|4 years 22 weeks ago||And can you believe it was 6||
And can you believe it was 6 weeks ago that we won the Sugar Bowl?
...on a field goal???
|4 years 22 weeks ago||THANK YOU SE-NIORS!||
THANK YOU SE-NIORS!
|4 years 23 weeks ago||Speaking of hitting pitchers||
I gotta give Marissa Young some love. She didn't have the most power but every time I looked up she was finding a gap in the outfield and standing on second base.
|4 years 27 weeks ago||Danielson Logic||
Michigan will be rated next year.
Michigan will not be in the SEC next year.
Therefore Michigan will be overrated next year.
|4 years 28 weeks ago||Good on them giving offensive||
Good on them giving offensive MVP to the holder on field goals.
|4 years 28 weeks ago||100% worst thing ever||
Pray for Joe Philbin and his family.
|4 years 28 weeks ago||stream of consciousness||
At first I was like hurr SpartyLOL.
Then I was like wow isn't that petty as hell.
Then I was like it'd be funnier if MSU hadn't actually won their bowl game this year.
Then I was like oh crap, we might not even win our own bowl game.
|4 years 29 weeks ago||Mike Price and Ryan Leaf say||
Mike Price and Ryan Leaf say hi.
|4 years 29 weeks ago||Bret Bielema is a||
Bret Bielema is a meathead.
He has a head.
Which is full of meat.
Dead from the neck up.
|4 years 29 weeks ago||Me too||
But I wouldn't be surprised to have the best MSU team in decades roll over to the SEC for a second straight year.
(Especially since I bet on them.)
|4 years 31 weeks ago||Upside down up a tree? Don't||
Upside down up a tree? Don't give a femtodamn? There's only one solution...
9. 9. 9.
|4 years 32 weeks ago||I don't know for sure if he's||
I don't know for sure if he's my favorite active NHL player right now.
But I posbanged everybody in this thread just in case he is.
|4 years 34 weeks ago||From my vantage point in||
From my vantage point in Mason, it seems like Hoke has really turned the tide on the rivalry!
|4 years 34 weeks ago||Ok..||
So what OHIO fan negged this?
I hope you are BEAT in the immediate and distant futures.
|4 years 34 weeks ago||no subject||
1) A Cubs home playoff game beating Ohio
2) A Beat Ohio Red Sox/Yankees game
3) Men's World Cup Beat Ohio Final
4) Daytona 500 beatings of Ohio
|4 years 35 weeks ago||Mattison||
That's something I really wish our cheerleaders would do.
WE WILL FIGHT, WE WILL WIN
|4 years 35 weeks ago||instead of losing it||
I think it shows he's sharper and even more focused to take the awkward phrase fukgeddaboutit and make a seamless contraction out of it.
- The producers of ESPN College Gameday
|4 years 36 weeks ago||What a pity it is that the||
What a pity it is that the Trojans aren't eligible to win it this year.
|4 years 38 weeks ago||Why?||
(EDIT: This does help our strength of schedule so I should thank you!)
|4 years 38 weeks ago||And hopefully...||
29 days and 23 hours from now the band will have their hats on backwards, the seniors will be celebrating their first big win over a rival, and maybe, we'll have claimed the inaugural West Division Championship.
|4 years 47 weeks ago||Yoda agrees||
Changed the tide on the rivalry Hoke has, hmm? Starting to believe him in Hell, people have. Thought that in a million years I would not. Selling Michigan jerseys, a good start, is.
|5 years 7 weeks ago||That's ok||
I'm pretty convinced Jeff Tambellini kicks his ass in practice every day.
Whether he lets Kesler keep his lunch money is undocumented.
|5 years 7 weeks ago||And I'm sure OSU's athletic||
And I'm sure OSU's athletic department is screaming "Gimme Shelter" from the NCAA banhammer.
|5 years 7 weeks ago||Flowers||
You could work "Flowers" in for the Rose Bowl championship rings that were sold or traded away.
I'm old school, but that seems like the worst part of the whole story.
|5 years 7 weeks ago||Some credit given||
You can't be the first person in the history of ever to use the word "Pasadenin'" and say no rhyming was going on.
|5 years 10 weeks ago||What Mork *should* do?||
Sue Lady GaGa for stealing his egg.
|5 years 11 weeks ago||In Ann Arbor there is no||
In Ann Arbor there is no Mel
At MTU he'll dwell.
The WCHA can still go to hell
But the Huskies'll get their coaching from Mel.
|5 years 11 weeks ago||Two Spartan post-docs discuss U2||
|5 years 12 weeks ago||The schadenfreude is truly||
The schadenfreude is truly like a fine aged wine. But I can't help but think...like a bad horror movie, this isn't over yet.
As soon as you get too comfortable you will take a glance at your most hated team's roster just before the season starts, and find Justin Boren's name.
Besides, I'm sure he'd fight like hell for a shot at an NFL buffet table.
|5 years 13 weeks ago||Speaking of 80s||
Beverly Hills Cop.
(And Cannonball Run II, for the cleavage if nothing else.)
|5 years 13 weeks ago||No particular order||
1) 1993 Ohio State at Michigan
2) 1996 Michigan at Ohio State (heh heh)
3) 1997 Ohio State at Michigan (god I miss Cooper)
4) 1998 Rose Bowl
5) 1996 NCAA Hockey Championship
6) 1990 Reds at Padres, Roseanne Barr "singing" the National Anthem.
7) 1988: Dodgers at Reds: Tom Browning's perfect game (where the rain delay was twice as long as the whole game)
8) 1998 NCAA hockey regional M vs North Dakota
9) 2010 AFC Championship game: Jets at Colts
10) 2003 Ohio State at Michigan (WE OWN YOU TRESSEL!!!1!)
Missing the cut since they didn't happen: The '94 Colorado thing, the '95 Maine thing, the '11 UMD whateverthatwas.
|5 years 18 weeks ago||June 8||
1) It's warm enough to barbecue, but not so hot that you're sweltering.
2) You have baseball, basketball playoffs and Stanley Cup playoffs all at the same time.
3) You're halfway to Christmas, eliminating the combination gift problem.
|5 years 19 weeks ago||Because we'll have the best||
Because we'll have the best player wearing #0 on the court.
|5 years 20 weeks ago||Plus..||
They carry aluminum bats. And obviously they know how to swing them!
|5 years 20 weeks ago||I can guarantee you I'm||
I can guarantee you I'm giving the designers too much credit. I flunked art class in second grade and I could do better than that.
(And I wouldn't have a fatwa issued on me afterwards either.)
|5 years 20 weeks ago||Two points (B1G style)||
1) I can tell the logo is a British lion, and the Iranians complaining are full of crap.
2) Great Britain is nowhere near Israel, so the Iranians complaining are full of crap.
3) I can also tell that the logo is ugly. Whatever gets it changed to something else is fine with me.
4) If the logo doesn't get changed, Iran can join my Olympic boycott (from them dropping baseball and softball). They would be missed as much as I would be.
|5 years 20 weeks ago||No subject||
Not to pile on:
My cat has as many sacks
As Vernon Gholston.
|5 years 21 weeks ago||Spelling school||
(Masters thesis shown above.)
|5 years 21 weeks ago||Count me in as needing to||
Count me in as needing to know how to break a 310-game losing streak.
(We might need it to beat Ohio State in football.)
|5 years 24 weeks ago||Keep it up||
Maybe it'll make football season get here faster!
|5 years 24 weeks ago||And meanwhile...||
WikiLeaks is still up.
|5 years 24 weeks ago||These?||
|5 years 26 weeks ago||Packers||
Because all Heisman winning former Michigan players wearing number 21 for the Packers should win Super Bowls.
|5 years 26 weeks ago||Indeed||
Everybody knows we're more endowed...
|5 years 26 weeks ago||Pssh||
I heard the day after Denard sprained his knee he ran a 3.6.
|5 years 27 weeks ago||9:45 AM is the time I sing||
9:45 AM is the time I sing "Baby Got Back" out loud, but I suppose I can make an exception.
|5 years 27 weeks ago||That was||
That was a really callous thing for him to say. The Jets are really gonna put his feet to the fire.
I wonder what the over/under is on clipping calls.
|5 years 27 weeks ago||Step 1 for Coach Hoke: Keep||
Step 1 for Coach Hoke:
Keep our Heisman quarterback,
And I'll be happy.
|5 years 27 weeks ago||Or maybe||
|5 years 27 weeks ago||No subject||
A more thorough recapitulation of the travails of the antecedent three year epoch I can scarce fathom penning on my own. Brilliantly done sir.
(IOW: That's what the fuck I'm talking about!!!)
|5 years 28 weeks ago||No subject||
In East Lansing we
Pour on gas and light the....oops...
Thought you said couches.
|5 years 28 weeks ago||No subject/patience||
You're pissing me off
Haiku in your posts or else
It didn't happen.
|5 years 28 weeks ago||7||
I thought John Elway
Was a horse-face little punk.
Think I like him now.
|5 years 28 weeks ago||Rededication||
I had forgotten how transcendentally gorgeous of a day that was...
|5 years 28 weeks ago||Coincidence||
And I saved $500 by not going to the Progressive Gator Bowl!
(Though it still made my hair grayer.)
|5 years 29 weeks ago||You no funny||
They'll say anything on Weenie and the Butt.
/weenie and the BUTT! Ninety-seven point ONE!
|5 years 29 weeks ago||No subject||
|5 years 29 weeks ago||How bout them||
GREAT LAKES INVITATIONAL CHAMPIONS! (of the WORLD!!!)
|5 years 29 weeks ago||Ding ding!||
The refs had indeed lost control.
But basically they couldn't get anything right after they checked the net. (And even in the first period they screwed that up.)
|5 years 30 weeks ago||This has to be||
This has to be the stranqest tanqent in mqobloq history.
|5 years 30 weeks ago||True Grit||
Isn't that Ray Vinopal's acting debut? Man you are a lucky guy.
|5 years 30 weeks ago||December 23...also my||
December 23...also my parents' wedding anniversary!
Best of luck to you both. Next year will be here before you know it.
(and OF COURSE he went to Jared.)
|5 years 30 weeks ago||I blame the fact there ain't||
I blame the fact there ain't a DAMB thing to do in Jacksonville.
|5 years 31 weeks ago||Obviously I hope he comes to||
Obviously I hope he comes to Michigan. Unfortunately if he does, it'll be the last easy interview he gets from the MSM until the NFL Draft.
|5 years 31 weeks ago||Non M-related||
|5 years 31 weeks ago||I still love this play|
|5 years 31 weeks ago||She has a face?||
She has a face?
|5 years 31 weeks ago||Of course you know the worst||
Of course you know the worst thing Arby's sells...Mountain Dew.
And yes I would prefer crab juice over Mountain Dew.
|5 years 31 weeks ago||Hot Damn and||
Hot Damn and Goldschlager
(It can get cold in Big Ten country.)
|5 years 31 weeks ago||The Gee-Hollis||
The Gee-Hollis Executive S#!*-Talker of the Year Award
|5 years 32 weeks ago||"Lock em up"||
Whoever came up with this idea needs to be locked up.
And I'm setting the over/under on arrests at 3.5.
|5 years 32 weeks ago||Not like it matters but..||
Doesn't Michigan have some kind of record for most conference championships...of anybody that's ever played the game?
We outnumber PSU 42-3 in Big Ten titles and it's their coach's name on the trophy?
I'm not sayin...I'm just sayin.
|5 years 32 weeks ago||He's right||
The Song Girls
...are freakishly ugly. So he MUST be right about Harbaugh coming to AA.
|5 years 32 weeks ago||Wattage of 1000 suns||
As much as I would've liked to see Denard recognized in New York, it was AWESOME that he got to be recognized at the Big Chill in front of all his fans.
I look forward to him showing off the Heisman at a basketball home game in the next two years.
|5 years 33 weeks ago||tOSU||
I see the OSU line going to -4.5 to -6 by gametime. If you can find -3 jump on it.
(And ohowihate them.)
|5 years 33 weeks ago||FYI||
World Cup host announcement Live Blog is here.
|5 years 33 weeks ago||I'd now like to officially||
I'd now like to officially suggest a live blog of the Michigan soccer game Saturday.
|5 years 34 weeks ago||I could||
POSITIVELY bang that.
|5 years 34 weeks ago||Just because||
|5 years 34 weeks ago||The Daily did an article||
The Daily did an article after he released his first injury report last year explaining his rationale.
Basically he did it in a spirit of sportsmanship, hoping others would follow suit.
|5 years 34 weeks ago||(no subject)||
It's Thanksgiving Day.
|5 years 34 weeks ago||I still say feer the woof gawdz||
I'm still trying to figure out how it is that Tressel can go out in public, tell everybody how The Ohio State is going to beat their biggest rival, and get away with it.
Practically every other coach that's done it has been sentenced to an eternity of crushing defeats at the hands of said rivals, but oh no not this guy.
I don't care if Tressel's contract with the Devil is still good, I don't want Michigan's coach talking shit in front of cameras. The odds would not be with us.
|5 years 35 weeks ago||I think you've all||
I think you've all earned
|5 years 36 weeks ago||With ND-Army at Yankee Stadium||
I don't even know if it'll be the Largest Crowd Watching a College Football Game in an MLB Ballpark Anywhere in America that day.
|5 years 37 weeks ago||Woo!||
MMB show full of WIN
I can't stop smiling.
|5 years 37 weeks ago||Shoes.||
It's hard not to call Ohio Stadium the Snake Pit (tribute to Ufer), but I might start calling it the Whore's Shoe just to be ironic.
And if Denard does break 2000/2000 in their stadium, it'd be a real Hush Puppie.
|5 years 37 weeks ago||I'll root for Adrian, but I||
I'll root for Adrian, but I wanna see if Slippery Rock and Shippensburg State have hockey programs.
|5 years 38 weeks ago||Now that's what I call an||
Now that's what I call an indecent proposal...
|5 years 38 weeks ago||The whole stadium was looking||
The whole stadium was looking at her.
|5 years 38 weeks ago||Maybe that should've been||
Maybe that should've been -106 YPC. Which is how far I'd run backwards if Mike Martin was coming at me.
|5 years 39 weeks ago||tOSU already exacted their||
tOSU already exacted their common, Tressel-esque measure of vengeance last weekend. A typical blowout isn't soul-crushing enough. So I propose:
a) A career day from our dual-threat QB.
b) We let them lead most of the way, giving up a punt-return TD while we're at it, but
c) We take the lead late in the 4th on a hook and lateral...
d) ...Scored by Roy Roundtree.
e) RR pantses Danny Hope in the middle of the field and says "HA-ha!" Danny Hope sings about the summer winds.
|5 years 39 weeks ago||HELL YEAH||
|5 years 39 weeks ago||Apparently..||
WifeDay gave us a big strength-of-schedule boost. We'll see how the computers shake out later.
|5 years 39 weeks ago||Now we know||
Next time you have a Buckeye ridin' yo ass just snatch his ass in a bear trap KRANK! No more Buckeye.
See you all next time eatin' the pudding.
|5 years 40 weeks ago||Dunno||
The DISH commercial misses the grab-the-heartstrings-and-don't-let-go violin solo at the end of our commercial.
Yet it's definitely close enough to say...
DEY TUUK ERR JEEEBBBB!!!!
|5 years 41 weeks ago||True but...||
We ARE in first place in the CCHA....
|5 years 41 weeks ago||What I find most offensive is||
What I find most offensive is that this is the guy that Columbus, Ohio is named for.
|5 years 41 weeks ago||Potato salad.||
I'll take some beans too though.
|5 years 41 weeks ago||Martinez||
If it wasn't for that weak Big XII schedule, we'd be talking about if Martinez could win with 6 losses.
|5 years 41 weeks ago||The Couch Bowl.||
The Couch Bowl.
|5 years 41 weeks ago||Dude. Swede.||
Can we get the Hockey Band to arrange this for Carl Hagelin?
|5 years 42 weeks ago||Thanks||
Thanks, OP, for getting Harry Belafonte stuck in my head.
Since I can't be too mad at that...let there be Muppets.
|5 years 42 weeks ago||Also left out||
Taylor Lewan-1 Mustache tat, 28 Donkey rides
|5 years 42 weeks ago||Prejudices||
I'm over eighteen.
|5 years 42 weeks ago||No subject||
Justin Boren won't
Crush his wife like he does pie.
|5 years 42 weeks ago||1998 NCAA Hockey West||
1998 NCAA Hockey West Regional Final. Perennial doormat Ohio State upsets #1 overall seed Michigan State in overtime at Yost to go to the Frozen Four.
You'll never hear an Ohio State team cheered louder by Michigan fans again.
|5 years 42 weeks ago||All well and good||
But did we defer after winning the coin toss?
|5 years 43 weeks ago||At least ND was unbeaten when||
At least ND was unbeaten when we played them.
Imagine his outrage if Notre Dame already had a loss, and a team beat them at home...in overtime...on a trick play, in order to get ranked.
Mike Valenti, was that you?
|5 years 43 weeks ago||UFR||
I think Brian needs to add a GTFO! column on the run chart.
|5 years 43 weeks ago||Speaking of INT's||
Leon Hall just picked off Jimmy Clausen.
Ahh just like old times...
(ED: Oops a little late there.)
|5 years 43 weeks ago||Can't tell if the OSU O-line||
Can't tell if the OSU O-line is set up in a 200-wide, 200 TE package, or in the unorthodox squggle formation they learned from Michigan in the '30s.
...But good grief that was poor blocking. Can you -1 an entire OL on a touchdown?
|5 years 43 weeks ago||240||
(And that's miles not yards.)
|5 years 43 weeks ago||If this game decides the||
If this game decides the Heisman, I'll donate one Schrutebuck to the general scholarship fund of the winner.
|5 years 44 weeks ago||Profiling||
I've been a victim of it many times in Ohio. It's a classic case of DWB*.
(* Which of course means "Driving While screaming go Blue.")
|5 years 44 weeks ago||Whether they rank us or not,||
Whether they rank us or not, I personally think most of the MSM can go pleasure themselves.
|5 years 45 weeks ago||A true living legend, an||
A true living legend, an mgoblue.com poll recently named Tacopants the greatest Michigan athlete ever from the great state of South Detroit*.
(* Born and raised.)
|5 years 45 weeks ago||Notre Dame||
Notre Dame Football:
|5 years 45 weeks ago||As a Bengals fan||
...I'd like to actually see Zoltan Mesko punt today!