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Are they dancing to Beyonce?

/giggle

No it's not. It's the internet. What's weird is that deer antler spray hasn't been Rule 34'd yet.

*Johnathan Hankins. I don't blame you, though, because even the mass media is misspelling it.

That's a fake Bielema Twitter account. Still hilarious.

This thread made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. I was having a bad day (a run-in with a terrible person) until this happened. You guys are truly an awesome and helpful bunch of procrastinators. Thanks for making more than one person's day.

they gave him TWO number ones on his jersey.

I constantly get so emotionally invested in Michigan Football that I fear for my future partner if he ends up not being a Michigan fan.

It's the New Math.

Or, what happens when you try to do simple arithmetic before having had your morning caffeine. Seriously, I checked and double-checked my work before I posted and that's what I came up with.

Skype video calls.

the people in my life who constantly remind me that life is truly worth living, and love me despite all my flaws.

coffee.

Heiko/Borges pressers.

Is anyone else bothered by the filthy carpet in the pictures?

Keep it classy, ohio AD.

Because the Q&A before the exchange was so informative and essential to the presser that it couldn't be left out of the video?

Obligatory: http://begthequestion.info/

Really? If anything in that "speech" bothered me, it was that line. Sounds kinda homophobic to me.

Just three posts from you

But all of them are haikus

Color me impressed

The season ends soon

Leaves', shoelaces' last dances

Winter is coming

Sounds like you're handling the breakup like a champ.

I'd like to think you're making your avatar's facial expression upon seeing your tridecuple post.

If so, then I'm alright with it.

Thanks for your dedication and serious time commitment to the blog. And congrats on the future addition to your family.

I remember, during one of the (post-game?) pressers last year, that Hoke was asked what he likes most about the team, and he said "I like that they like each other". The random silliness between Roy and Gibbons couldn't be a better example of that, particularly one between a special teams player and one from the offense.

Very telling.

If it's not too much trouble, can we get a gif of Gardner clasping his hands and thanking God after Dileo's TD catch? I think that gif could get a lot of mileage around these here parts.

Coach Hoke (54 years)

LaMarr Woodley (28)

Clockgate (booo 11 years ago)

Mike Hart's "Little Brother" comment (5 years old!)

h/t Hoover Street Rag's Twitter

BIG TENNNNNNN!!!!

42 points in less than 8 and a half minutes of possession. Mind --> blown.

Uhhh, not sure if srs? Nobody in the band gets a full ride. They actually have to PAY a lab fee to be in the band. And not many smoke anyway. They usually just stick to heavy drinking.

though there are other females on this blog, it seems like it constantly happens with me.

At least I haven't been mistaken for RDT, so there's that.

I'm pretty sure that photo of Siberia was taken in January. The time stamp on that photo should be read "5th of January, 2006".

But yes, comrade, your observation still stands: Siberia >>>>>> Columbus.

/EasternEurop'd

Hoke's not the kind of coach to stress individual awards. It's too much about The Team for him to do something like.

Brunettes! We're the best!

Welcome to the family, Denzel!

without the other:

http://www.michigantremendous.com/2012/10/denzel-ward-commits-to-michigan.html

Our 900th win

Against 'Lil Brother to boot

Would taste like sugar

*Woolfolk

/conditioned reflex

EDIT: Success!

Also, it looks like mods upped your point total, Mr. North. Give our best to the Space Emperor!

just posted in the Omameh thread: http://mgoblog.com/mgoboard/omameh-given-allstate-good-works-award#comme...

They need 100 points to start a new topic/thread.

Looks like a good cause worthy of a 99 point boost.

That is not Elam.

I don’t know. Are you trying to help the gamblers?

I was unaware that that was anatomically feasible.

Kroger. Get it right, people!

/Musburger'd

amongst football (NTF) fans. Nobody understands how much I need a hug right now.

Wishing Blake a speedy recovery. He was by far one of my favorite new players last season, and I was really hoping for a crazy break-out season this year. #neverforget #AMSHG #respect

/emo

almost three years ago and this is your first post.

You couldn't have picked a more MGoBlog-esque OP to do so. Congrats.

Listening to Denard in that interview makes me haz a sad all over again.

Hoke is right in that these are just young people who are still developing, but some fans just don't get it. We ask the world of them and when they make a mistake in a game, the fanbase gets irrationally outraged and turns against them. They're probably more disappointed than we'll ever know, yet people assume that they haven't got their shit together and don't care to.

Tough game, tough loss, but I'm looking forward to a fresh week, a new opponent, and a smiling Denard.

*Allegedly

I'm a girl and envisioning your comment kinda turned me on.

#firstworldproblems

are terrible.

It's "We cheer them again".

Oldest player to score twice in a UEFA tourney. УКРАЇНО, ВПЕРЕД!

tweet them and ask: https://twitter.com/#!/AATorchNPFork

the band, not the athletic department, funds those 2 annual away trips themselves.

Tyrone Biggums. Without the crack-coated lips, of course.

psychic or psychotic, but definitely a bad speller.

a "Cooper"

/pun, mind blown

or press conference vid from the anesthesiologist (with transcript)?

We should live-blog this.

We all expect a UFR on the surgical team's performance soon, preferably before the Spring Game UFR.

/ducks

LOLWUT?

This picture. Our Tiny Jesus. *tear*

EDIT: Meant to be in response to CenterIce.

I have a feeling that Hoke is careful around him as well. There's something about Hoke's body language and responses (sometimes borderline patronizing) during these interviews that gives me the impression that Hoke's not too receptive to Brandy.

100% Pure Colombian Awesome.

/peeve

http://www.michigandaily.com/sports/growing-spotlight-inconceivable-rise...

If you haven't read it, do so. If you have, read it again.

Thank you, Shawn.

Even our overlord contributed to Double Fine.

http://www.kickstarter.com/profiles/mgoblog/projects/backed

He's a good man, that Brian Cook.

EDIT: Meant to reply to julesh. I need to refrain from posting before first having consumed my morning coffee.

Thanks for the awesomely tremendous write-up, it gave me chills. I was in the hockey band during that 'era', and they are truly some of the greatest memories of my undergrad years. Thanks for refreshing the details for me.

without the other 

I'm not sure how I should accept this news.

NSFW Language

from international phone numbers.

The mods stickied those posts as they are the most useful/popular threads on the MGoBoard. Technically, they should always be the first posts. However, I never saw them until the last Droid update.

How rare is it to win 4 championships in a row in wrestling in the Big Ten/NCAA? I would imagine that it doesn't happen all that often, but I don't know much about collegiate wrestling.

Also, obligatory:

1. Change your Comment Viewing Options to 1000 views per page

2. ????

3. Profit

We got Hoke'd, bro. And there was much rejoicing.

http://www.firstrowsports.eu/watch/108495/1/watch-%286%29-ohio-st.-vs-%2...

the New Math?!

But faster.

BOOM FreddyJackson'd

Meh.

Oxymoron much?

That was easy enough to make me feel really dumb. Thanks for the tip.

about 5 hours ago. M Softball recruiting class of 2030 watch out.

Not drunk from the glee. Maybe a little.

a Batman action figure.

I remember reading somewhere that Bo once paid a visit to a highly touted recruit. He took one look at the way the kid treated his parents, cut the visit short, and stopped recruiting him. I believe Bo was quoted along the lines of "If that kids treats his parents that way, there is no way in hell he's gonna respect us (or the program)". Please help refresh my memory or correct me if I'm wrong.

Along those lines, Wright treats people around him with an incredible amount of disrespect, and to say that he doesn't even trust his mother (joking or not) is enough insight into his character for me.

This one is trouble, and I'm relieved the coaches have backed off.

I think they play Tschesnokoff's "Salvation is Created", not Nessun Dorma. FWIW, either one is absulutely gorgeous. Imagine hearing a 375 member band play this as the sun rises on a crisp Game Day morning. This video does not do it justice, though.

It's also a Glee Club favorite:

/Classical music nerd