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I kept telling people not to talk to you, just leave you alone and let you go... oh well

The Bills are going to build a statue of O.J. Simpson

/s

I know those Rich Rod seasons seemed like forever, but I'm pretty sure he wasn't there for that long

You know, that was my first thought when this whole thing came out. I think he was just trying to add fuel to the "Te'o for Heisman" flames...

Certainly helped, you can't definitively say he wouldn't have finished second otherwise, but likewise you can't immediately dismiss the possibility that he might have ridden this story to New York either.

People began fund raisers to raise money for cancer awareness, but that didn't go to Manti, that went to research centers.

"Dan Tudesco set up an online account at fundraising website indiegogo.com on Jan. 9. His goal was to raise $5,000 for the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society in memory of Lennay Kekua... He says the more than $4,300 raised will still go to the leukemia group." (ABCNews)

"Tudesco said he and three friends got the fundraising idea after seeing a video that went viral of Tudesco holding his head in dismay during the Irish's 42-14 loss to Alabama in the national championship game on Jan. 7.

The goal was to turn the loss -- and the player's sudden popularity -- into something positive.

'I think we were all kind of disappointed in the result of the game ... and the Manti story was very inspirational,' Tudesco told The Associated Press on Thursday....Tudesco said he doesn't know Te'o personally and had no contact with him or Notre Dame before setting up the fundraiser. He said money raised by his fundraiser will be held in reserve by indiegogo and released directly to the charity at the end of the campaign." (ESPN)

I like the spiciness and kick you get from enemy chicken, but it just doesn't agree with me, ya know.

I didn't know he moonlighted as Brutus Buckeye

They still have West Virg- no wait, um Rutg- oh, no... hmmm, Pittsb- shoot... Well they've got Boise State, Tulane, and Navy

they just dropped Paterno, now it's the Amos Alonzo Stagg trophy

A sample shot of a man checking the other scores on his smartphone after the 1930 homecoming game against Illinois

results in about 60% or this week's TWIS

And Gholston discover that his MSU meal plan covered donuts and chocolate cake

Good: Raymon Taylor, Devin Funchess, Dennis Nortfleet, & Devin Gardner
Bad: Fitzgerald Toussaint & the RBs sans Rawls

BKFinest it!?

Canadian Club and Coke; and Friends, respectively

on how long before MSU offers him a schollie?

I love the idea of legend jerseys. I think it's much better than retiring jerseys for a few reasons:

1. When you retire a jersey nobody gets to wear it which means nobody gets to see it, so unless everybody just knows it's been retired it really doesn't honor the previous player that much
2. Eventually one will have to either stop honoring players by retiring their jerseys or run out of numbers
3. This way players can still be honored in the future: For example let's say for the sake of argument that Ondre Pipkins were to wear the #98 jersey, if he had an outstanding career the jersey could then be used to honor both him and Tom Harmon.

That being said I believe that this should not be done without the permission of the former player/family of the former player whos jersey is being retired

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Bob Saget!

The only people who don't wear heats are those massive Harley riders with ZZ Top beards and some crotch rocket douchebags... Honestly the 400 pound Harley riders are the only ones who look good on a bike without one

^ this, I almost lost it in the middle of class after reading that

That's leading down a very slippery slope and giving a social media sight a lot of power which I don't want them to have

I don't think that's contingent upon Hope being their head coach

I'd love to hear the other Jim Mora talk about whether or not we should replace the BCS... "Playoffs?!"

Ohio is a rival team, don't diminish The Game by equating it with our upcoming bowl game

There are no walmart Spartans, because anybody with a second grade education gets into MSU.

lets just take the best player from their class every year... we'll call it asshole tax

is much faster, has a better arm, and is more athletic/agile than Martinez and you still have the fact that Denard would rather get banged up than leave yards on the field... his runs either end with a TD or an actually tackle, not him sliding because he sees a defender withing 20 yards of him.

You're my hero

+10,000 to you, well played sir

I don't see it

the MGoEconomy is in a recession and MgoPoints are like points on Who's Line - they don't matter

he did say anybody in this country...

/s

When did Gardner grown his hair out?

753

the fact that Jordan Kovacs can fly...

It's a bird, it's a plane, No, It's Jordan F@#%ing Kovacs

but how much of Rich Rod's yelling was personal insults, I mean people aren't complaining because Brian Kelly yelled at a player, it's what he yelled at a player... I saw Rodriguez get angry last year and yell, but I never saw him call a player a Fucking anything.

he says "Broken Plays... are very, dangerous... for a kid like this- look at that speed!"... I get chills just typing that

but I don't see any way in hell that the Big Ten would add Cincinnati over Missouri

1. Jackson

2. Maclin

3. Smith/Avant

Has a pretty epic pornstache

not exactly surprised at it. I rather expected some of it: namely them claiming he's arrogant and pompous because he's from Ohio, but likes Michigan... mostly because they say that about everyone who happens to be from Ohio and isn't absolutely obsessed with OSU.

It's especially not surprising when you consider that this is the same fanbase that has been wishing ACL tears and placing voodoo hexes on Tom Stroble and Kyle Kalis.

Not really anything to back any of his statements up, he just believes Hoke is pompous because he has the audacity to want a Big Ten Title while not bleeding scarlet and gray... honestly that is probably one of the most hypocritical arguments I've ever heard. "You're arrogant because you said you're going to compete for the Big Ten Championship... only we get to do that!"

I wouldn't pay it much heed though, because at the end of the day they have nothing on Hoke. Calling him pompous is pretty baseless and hypocritical, calling him out because he is 48-51 as a head coach shows a lack of research as it doesn't take a genius to see that he led two dramatic turnarounds of two abysmal programs to get to 48-51. Which really only leaves them with fat jokes, which are a sign of desperation.

I was always a huge RR supporter, but now that he's gone I wish him happy trails & I'll definitely root for wherever he ends up next. However that being said I've been 100% behind Hoke for a few months now (His intro conference was a huge step, but I didn't really get fully behind him until he landed us the best linebacker class in the country)

but after we win the inaugural B1G championship this year, we'll probably see them in Dallas for the 2012 opener.

I have a hard time enjoying OSU and MSU schadenfreude, because of all their rediculous assumtions and moronic comments. It's why I don't argue sports with OSU/MSU fans, and it's why I don't debate politics with people.

Case in point: I got into an argument with an OSU fan who was trying to argue that because Michigan's defense was terrible last year, our offense was too. No matter how many statistics or facts I gave him, he wouldn't accept it.

is akin to typing scUM or Meatchicken... let's leave that crap to the degenerates who wish injuries on players.

I live in Dayton... that being said, I like Ohio, but I hate OSU

He was convinced of that exact thing... unfortunately for him he had, of course, an incredible innability to use logic or reason.

Brutus doesn't have any ears... this could be a problem

Holy shit! That's awesome!

is an ESPN Documentary Film, but is not a 30 for 30... I think even without my obvious bias towards it that had it been a 30 for 30 I'd say it would be hands down the best.

I think we go 2-1 against our rivals this year, I think we lose to Notre Dame, but beat both Lil' Bro and Ohio

The Declaration of Independence - Charles Carroll of Carrollton

My Grandfather was stationed on the very first nuclear submarine

My dad met Wernor Von Braun

That's already started, unbeknownst to most people Crisler Arena was originally located on the other side of State St. but was drawn across it by the Big House's gravitational pull

I guess that 20-40k will come in handy!

The Purdue Boilermakers Sausagefest

cheap knock off brand of Denarded's "There are..." posts.

Only now instead of creating his own thread, he's started attempting to jack the real "There are..." threads. It's sortof like having a box of crackerjacks, only the prize inside the box is a used band-aid.

could power the city of New York for three months

dissagree

Nobody told Shane Morris or Matt Godin either

outside of Tuscaloosa did

No

It would be interesting to see it play out...

My belief, given Gee's comments about hoping Tressel doesn't fire him and their fan bases insistance that this isn't a big deal/Tressel didn't do anything wrong, is that Smith and Gee won't fire Tressel before the sanctions, but that he won't be the head coach come 2012. Whether that means they fire him after the sanctions, or after the season I don't know, but I just don't see either of them having the backbone to make the call on their own.

Gee may have made his comment in jest, but it either shows that he is a spineless little worm or that Tressel does in fact have some dirt on him and he is a spineless little worm. Regardless I believe Gee will try to bail out the ship with a little tin pail, unfortunately for him, he's not trying to save "The African Queen", he's trying to save the Titanic.

like my grandpappy always said: "When in doubt, use '/s'"

with the waitress singing about how she "didn't do great" in high school? I hate that commercial.

the $250 PS3 he got wasn't anywhere near as good as the $200 xbox 360 slim, much less the $300. Especially since the playstation network is down again.

most of the time the other team handed it off to the RB and if you timed it right you could get like 4-5 TFLs per game

It's called the college football hall of fame for a reason

I think he may have been refering (sp?) to the car dealership scandal specifically...

I'm not surprised they'd make an idiotic assumption such as this... I'm a little surprised RJS was the only one in the Top 100, but I probably shouldn't be considering that Rivals hates midwest kids.

it makes good toilet paper... and kindling

EDIT: meant as a reply to Zone Left

man, M. Night Shyamalan is getting anxious, usually the twists come towards the end but we're only half way through and already we found out the kindly old man who never did anything wrong in his life is a sleazy cheater...

I can't wait to see what other twists there are, the anticipation is killing me!

being named to the academic all-conference team is a bigger embarassment to the B1G than our (the conference's, not just UM's) cumulative bowl record for the past few seasons and MSU's criminal record combined.

This may sound clichéd, but I am so glad he picked tsio... can you imagine how embarassing it would be for someone to have posted his paper online had he chosen Michigan?

I was a sophomore

how do they end up counting towards future classes?

wanted us to be ready for big news

Keith Rivers and Rey Maualuga, for me it comes down to this:

If the player turns out to be a gamer, you forget where they went to school, or at least bury it away in the back of you mind.

If the player doesn't pan out you just end up hating them even more. Which is fine, they deserve to suck, after all they did play for [insert team here].

Mouton: 117 tackles (59 solo, 52 asst), 2 sacks, 1 FF, 2 ints

Jones: 105 tackles (49 solo, 56 asst), 1 sack, 3 FF, 2 ints

Jones may have contributed more throughout his career but his stats look very similar to Mouton's. Which considering how elite Jones was (especially if he was supposedly the best LB in the country) I'd say that says quite a bit towards how well Jonas played this year.

when we're in lockdown mode

Dantonio: "Sure his forty time is good, but hows his jail time looking?"

Once, I read this word I had to read the rest of your post in a Vicini voice.

That aside, I agree, but I think in the end this all looks like they're going to have him "fall on his sword" and go down for this one, with little backlash coming down on the program itself

he had a growth spurt... maybe Bama was smart to recruit him for the defense

is also six foot even

EDIT: beaten to the punch

is Tom Brady not in this bracket? The guy was unstoppable last season, you'd think the first unanimous NFL MVP would be in the running.

Of course, then again Madden sucks balls, so... whatever, I voted for Vick.

we just picked up the best recruit in the state of Michigan, what happened to Dantonio owning in-state recruiting?

which isn't hard

and if you are going to go that route, it's best not to be cheap... A highly touted QB costs about $200,000 just ask Cecil Newton

Scott Tenorman Must Die, and it's not even close

Charlie Out

I moved to a new school that year and noticed that everybody was obsessed with Ohio State... once November came along they all started talking about this team they hated, Michigan. Anyway I decided to watch The Game, and was completely enamored by the awesomeness of the helmets. And, as fate would have it, Michigan beat OSU that year.

I've been a huge fan ever since

because it talks about the Michigan throwback unis

knock yourself out

I think that referring to OSU as O$U or the Suckeyes is equivalent to them calling us scUM or Meatchicken (incidentally the most retarded excuse for an insult ever). It just comes off as stupid and ends up negating whatever point you're making.

You can write the most intelligent argument ever but the moment you put in something like this or "DickRod" or "cHoke" your argument is all for not and you look like a moronic jackass.

Incidentally what are everbody's thoughts on using "tsio"? I like it, but that's just me.

I see exactly where the division is made, you're either using the distributive property and coming out with 2 (like I am) or you're not and coming out with 288 (like you are). And clearly it's a point of contention between people who are much better at math than I am (as Ti keeps waffling, and my parents are using the distributive property, whereas others aren't).

But when it all comes down to it I'm not heading into a career field that will demand the answer to this problem. At this point I'm spending way too much energy arguing something I'm not all that interested in. So I'm just not going to argue it any further.

said 288, so that meants even Texas Instruments can't decide... regardless I'm done arguing this point it's going nowhere

"You can't compare the nuances of human language to the hard and fast rules of mathematics. They're not even in the same ballpark."

I find at least in this case that they're very comparable. The very fact that people can't agree on the way in which this problem is done tells me that google isn't necessarily the best source.