|46 weeks 1 day ago||Epic Win...||
.... perhaps the only thing missing was David Brandon walking up to ND/AD Jack Swarbrick on the field after the game and giving him a letter:
How did you like UTL 2? Fun, huh!
Anyhow, I wanted to let you know a few things:
1. UM will not appear in 2014 at South Bend;
2. The 7-figure cancellation fee awaits outside in a Brinks truck in pennies, courtesy of Steve Ross. Lennay Kekua will drive it back for you gratis;
3. Appy State has an open date next year; the switchboard number is 828-262-2000, ask Mabel to connect you; and
4. Gordon Gee was right.
All the best;
P.S. The Boilermakers are sneaky good.
P.P.S I thought Brian Kelly's F-bomb purple-face really looked awesome on ESPN under the lights.
|48 weeks 5 days ago||OK, you're right...||
... I guess I was a bit out of line and somewhat harsh.
And I fully expect some in East Lansing to make fun of the shirt Coach Hoke wore yesterday. And be especially critical of the guest speaker he had address the team.
PS The speaker didn't need a workshirt with a name tag. Team 134 were all familiar with his work. He actually had a blue collar on, though. With one small item on it in maize. It had wings.
|1 year 17 weeks ago||Or second good joke...||
... from page D1 of today's New York Times:
It would take a lot of Pulitzer Prize-level research to determine the sports nickname of the University of Michigan.
That said, I have it on good authority that the main use of the New York Times along the banks of the Red Cedar is as kindling for front-porch couches.
|1 year 25 weeks ago||Michigan by 3...||
... I see tOSU game differently: uber-Rival, C-Bus, spitting Grannies in tank tops and tats.
While the Hoosiers have a legacy in basketball, I think our young guns think of Indiana as a mid-major otherwise.
I have a hunch that Stauskas will be doing this at least 5 times:
In a dark jersey...
Tom Crean will be checking his watch to see if he'll make the flight to NOLA to watch one of his wife's brothers lose to the other.
All signs point to Wolverines. Epic win.
|1 year 29 weeks ago||Three Thoughts...||
1. I really like your passion and creativity.
2. It's "tenets" unless you are actually living at Welsh-Ryan.
3. I honestly found the use of the term "Massacre" in the title and the related violent metaphors used throughout your post off-putting. Particularly in light of recent events.
|1 year 43 weeks ago||While Touchdown Jesus Looks Down...||
Swarbrick hands the termination letter to Brandon on the field before the game.
Sort of a dick move if you ask me.
Hopefully Brandon asked him how the Irish practice video lifts are holding up this year.
|2 years 24 weeks ago||C'mon now...||
... two cheers for the OP's effort. It's always timely to thrash ND. And BK is a big target.
Emphasis on "BIG":
The best part of all this is that BK may be the nail in the coffin for ND ever joining the B1G. And to that I say...
|2 years 24 weeks ago||Not the whole story...||
... Madonna may have worked at the BF, but I remember her serving at Miller's Ice Cream circa 1976-77. That is confirmed here:
She was definitely remarkable then. I'll leave it at that.
|2 years 30 weeks ago||Great Job by JUB...||
... he even got in a jab against the NCAA "violations" when compared to the other, more infamous ones since then.
The Sklars actually read the book. JUB also mentioned how Michigan probably got the right coach, even though Les Miles has the #1 ranked college team and Jim Harbaugh is likely the NFL coach of the year.
All in all, a good segment on the book and THE TEAM, THE TEAM, THE TEAM...
|2 years 30 weeks ago||You must have never seen||
You must have never seen "Cheap Seats" on ESPN back-in-the-day. The Sklars dished Savage sports irony before the evil-four-letter got so big and self-important...
|2 years 34 weeks ago||You, sir...||
... are a massive jerk.
|2 years 34 weeks ago||Hell Yes I'm Excited...||
... because sooner or later "Nice Urban," "ESPN Spy Urban" and "Havin' Some Man-Love for Tim Tebow Urban" is going to crack under the pressure.
And how awesome will it be when Meyer reverts to "Likes to Fight Reporter Bully Urban." Come to think of it, if he did this to Rosenberg, I'd help pay his bail:
Link because I can't seem to embed:
|2 years 34 weeks ago||If it's Joseph Campbell you want...||
... then that's what you get...
to find deeper powers
come when life
seems most challenging.
|2 years 35 weeks ago||Here is my favorite line from Hoke's presser...||
How do you feel about your first regular season?
“Eh, it’s fun, you know? It’s fun! Look, I’ve got the best job in the world. I do. Because at 2:30 every day, I get 115 guys that I get a chance to make a difference in their lives. What could be funner? Or more fun. Is ‘funner’ right?
Who wouldn't want to play for this guy?
|2 years 35 weeks ago||EFZ!||
... I don't always go to bowl games. But when I do, I prefer to boat-race low-caliber, gimmick system squads.
Stay hungry, my Wolverines!
|2 years 35 weeks ago||C'mon....||
... the (allegedly) best team Tulsa beat outside of Tulsa is UCF.
UCF is 5-7.
Mattison will bring the house against Case.
|2 years 35 weeks ago||I hope not...||
.... but if we do meet them there, we will boat-race them. As in hang a 50-spot on them and give up a couple of touchdowns.
I give them credit, and the QB is awesome against inferior competition, but they've played no one...
The two closest games were UTEP and UCLA (5-7 and 6-6).
HC Kevin Sumlin may not be around to coach in the bowl game.
|2 years 35 weeks ago||Hail the Seniors...||
... it is so gratifying to see how happy they are.
When Brady Hoke said at his opening presser that he would have walked here from San Diego, I thought it was just talk.
Now I believe him. Watch his post-game presser where he says he has "the greatest job in the world." It brings a tear to your eye.
I can't imagine anyone else as our head coach.
|2 years 35 weeks ago||This is awesome for RichRod and family...||
.... look at that smile; it's great to see him happy...
And to think some on this board last week said that Tulane was the best he could do!
He will put some real offense into the Pac 12; Stanford is about to trend toward the mean and Oregon should go on probation soon.
And right now, on the Arizona Wildcats athletics website, there is a great picture of RichRod, announcing the news conference tomorrow. Here it is, with a slight annotation:
|2 years 38 weeks ago||Doh!||
|2 years 41 weeks ago||stay classy...||
... pure Dilithium.
|2 years 41 weeks ago||One thing...||
[double-post for some reason]
|2 years 41 weeks ago||One thing...||
... please spare me all the Kirk Cousins "integrity" stuff. Speaking at the B1G meetings to the coaches.
What a load of crap.
We will win next year and in 2013 at Sparty Central we should hang at least 50 on them.
|2 years 41 weeks ago||you are forgetting...||
... Coach Hoke has another secret weapon:
And I expect some "Double D" packages (Denard and Devin) that will make Dour Dantonio look like this most of the day:
|2 years 41 weeks ago||Virtual tailgate...||
... I think Sparty is overrated, perhaps wildly so. The only team they beat of substance is TSIO, which was decimated by suspensions. And Sparty nearly gave that one away.
My only wish is this: no redzone turnovers by Michigan. We all know what happened at the end of the first drive against Sparty last year and how it deflated Michigan.
What I see happening: Michigan goes up by 10+ points. Cousins has to throw, and Mattison sends the House. The weak-kneed Sparty "faithful" start to boo, and the team tightens up big-time.
My call: Michigan wins by two touchdowns. If we get more than 30 points, I think this could be a blowout.
And when Dour Coach D calls the "Little House on the Prairie" play (fake punt with the team in Conestoga wagon formation), Kovacs breaks through and tackles the punter for a huge loss.
Then the ESPN cameras focus on the sideline, and Deadeye Vincent Smith lets Sparty know there's a new sheriff in town. And his name is Brady:
|2 years 41 weeks ago||C'mon...||
... quasi-spamming MGB to get users to send money to the Evil Four-Letter?
When you leave the family, we wish you well. But it's important to keep the money in the family.
Of course they require a credit card, and of course it's charged unless you stop. It's called "forced continuity." It's also lame that you have to register before you can even easily get the cost information.
Without commiting for a year (or two), the Insider sub is $6.95 per month, or $83.40 per year. Take have of that, and click on "Beveled Guilt," at the upper right above.
At ESPN, those guys have all the money...
|2 years 41 weeks ago||I hate to say it...||
... but I think Coach Kill's seizure episode has taken something out of the team.
I only watched the video of the end of the NM State game once. It was terrifying. He had 20 more before he was cleared to coach on the field against Michigan.
Coach Kill shows a lot of courage; you just have to wonder how the players feel when they make bonehead plays and then quickly look over at the sideline...
By all accounts he is a great coach, and has had success before. I hope he finishes the season healthy.
|2 years 44 weeks ago||I think we missed an opportunity...||
... how awesome would it have been to buy a ticket for LB to attend the Lions exhibition game against the Patriots?
Lloyd Brady and Tom Brady in same picture = PURE WIN.
If Brady Hoke had a sideline pass and was pointing in the picture:
===> a black hole immediately appears at Ford Field and the entire known universe is swallowed instantly.
|2 years 44 weeks ago||Move along...||
... he'll have some comments after 3 pm; already said Saturday no rant forthcoming:
I thought Sparty was overrated. The real pain for them comes in October when they play tOSU, Michigan, Wisconsin and Nebraska.
|2 years 47 weeks ago||WTF?||
I can't believe they are starting Bowser, Man...
|2 years 48 weeks ago||WTF?||
How can you un-ring THE HORROR bell?
|2 years 48 weeks ago||Good Luck...||
... at the Evil Four Letter, you will be missed.
Even better luck at the company Xmas party; I hear MB is a lot of fun after a few pops.
|3 years 6 days ago||You can do it...||
It's as much time management as it is legal knowledge. Stay away from nervous complainers before, and ESPECIALLY the night between days one and two.
And when you get the future interest question, laugh (to yourself)...
|3 years 8 weeks ago||Bluto nailed it...||
"... Not me! I'm not gonna take this. Tressel, he's a dead man, Smith, dead, Gee..."
|3 years 17 weeks ago||Please leave Jimmy T alone...||
... he is a good family man:
|3 years 18 weeks ago||He's gonna have it rough...||
... still paying off his first wife, who he threw under the boat to make room for Blondie. The Mother of His Four Children rolled some of the proceeds into "Alimony's Hair & Nail Salon'" in Knoxville.
Not the sort of thing you'd expect from John Beilein.
|3 years 18 weeks ago||Good for him...||
... by this weekend, buyout in his board-shorts pocket, he'll be on a mother-f!*&king boat:
|3 years 18 weeks ago||notice...||
... no replays on the shitty calls...
|3 years 18 weeks ago||Horford...||
.... is a BEAST!
|3 years 18 weeks ago||The fix is in...||
|3 years 18 weeks ago||STUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...||
|3 years 18 weeks ago||try this...||
(5 mins later; Big Sis or Eric H. on line 2).
|3 years 18 weeks ago||OK, I'l say it about the girl roomates...||
|3 years 18 weeks ago||Awesome video...||
... and I call bullshit on MB-21 as 90 years old.
This is more like it:
|3 years 19 weeks ago||Volcano's???||
C'mon Brian, you missed the Vols coach -- Miss Piggy mash-up headline:
PEARLS BEFORE SWINE
|3 years 19 weeks ago||It's great...||
... to be a Michigan Wolverine!
|3 years 19 weeks ago||It's great...||
... to be a Michigan Wolverine!
|3 years 19 weeks ago||So when Pearl gets fired in about 90 minutes...||
... next week he will be with his girlfirend singing "I'm on a mother@*!ing boat:
|3 years 19 weeks ago||Don't be too sorry for Bruce Pearl...||
... after the Vols lose to Michigan and his inevitable firing, he can spend his buyout on his mega-pontoon boat on some man-made lake with the other sons of the Confederacy.
... and his latest wife.
|3 years 21 weeks ago||I bet one thing about Pitino...||
... he wouldn't wear that suit to an Italian restaurant.
|3 years 22 weeks ago||Thanks for the news flash...||
... only a loaded Sparty alum would want to buy that steaming pile for $400 MM plus.
|3 years 22 weeks ago||Pure win...||
Hoke and Mattison. Now that's what I'm talking about.
No spur this, or spinner that.
|3 years 23 weeks ago||To fix bugs...||
... Beveled Guilt, upper right corner.
|3 years 23 weeks ago||slot ninjas?||
... where are all the future slot ninjas?
|3 years 23 weeks ago||It's time to call in the Cavalry...||
... or is that the Connery?
|3 years 24 weeks ago||Rich who?||
|3 years 25 weeks ago||Yessirrr....||
He was one of a kind:
|3 years 25 weeks ago||yo...||
|3 years 25 weeks ago||AOL is hopeless...||
A recent New Yorker article noted a significant part of AOL's profits comes from people who still pay for dial-up even when they have cable broadband. They know that codgers don't read the credit card statements.
But man, those CD's made great coasters:
|3 years 25 weeks ago||Unbelievable!||
... I think we now know why MSC and, over time, DB, lost confidence in RichRod.
It's all about him, yet it's never his fault.
And then there's this from RichRod:
>>"What I am going to do to make sure the next job I get, we win the national championship and everybody is pulling in the right direction."<<
The more I see from him post-firing, I think the ACC and Big East may even be a reach.
That said, I do think RichRod could win a NC in the FCS. I hear that Youngstown State may be looking for a HC next year.
|3 years 25 weeks ago||tOSU||
... the best Big Ten team money can buy.
Did they all pay for those tatts?
|3 years 25 weeks ago||I agree...||
... I was wondering if Ferentz would survive the 13 players being hospitalized, unauthorized medical records access and a few of the players *maybe* suffering permanent kidney damage.
But, hey, I guess this is the sort of excessive practice that the NCAA apparently doesn't care about!?!
|3 years 25 weeks ago||Umm, Kay....||
... gave you a +1, you need it (and a sense of humor).
|3 years 25 weeks ago||It's simple...||
.... he was thinking with the little head, rather than the heart.
Unfortunately he will find out that the cheerleaders don't do 6'-7", 273# linemen.
(...and it's NOT the fucking coaching change! Enough already! RichRod is on a cable channel right now viewable by a whopping 2% of USA households.)
|3 years 25 weeks ago||no info...||
... it's just an opt-in page for CBS College Sports lead-gen.
|3 years 25 weeks ago||tl;dr||
I can think of about 2.5 million+ reasons why RichRod shouldn't be chapped right now.
This is at the end of the AP interview republished on ESPN:
"I'm hungry as I've ever been to coach," he said. "I don't want to lose my confidence. We have a formula that can take a team to BCS bowls and compete for national championships. If I'm at the right school that gives you total support and is pulling in the right direction, I think we'll do that."
This borders on the delusional, and shows why MSC and DB had enough. There's always someone else to blame; he couldn't get enough money to hire the ghost of Lombardi as DC.
National Championships? He couldn't even beat Little Brother.
He's an ACC or Big East coach. Maybe Vandy or Kentucky in the SEC.
Thank goodness MSC hired DB and DB can make a tough decision. Michigan will soar under Hoke, rather than continue to struggle under the RichRod reality show.
|3 years 26 weeks ago||97.1 is FM...||
... no static at all.
|3 years 26 weeks ago||Izzo hasn't slept 8 hours...||
... in the last 2 weeks.
|3 years 26 weeks ago||never mind....||
|3 years 26 weeks ago||Hey Izzo...||
... Dan Gilbert, Line 2.
But LeBron still won't take your calls!
|3 years 26 weeks ago||Izzo's a goddamn pussy...||
T him up, you homer refs!
|3 years 26 weeks ago||That "foul"...||
... against Morris was utter bullshit!
|3 years 26 weeks ago||maybe...||
... it's you're freaking username, MT.
|3 years 26 weeks ago||Hardaway, Jr||
3 pt assassin!
|3 years 26 weeks ago||Izzo's a goddamn pussy...||
|3 years 26 weeks ago||Long live the pimp hand!||
The boundless, groundless hostility directed at DB continues to confound and astound me.
|3 years 26 weeks ago||Awesome!||
She is very talented.
MgoBedlam is never OT!
|3 years 26 weeks ago||You may be screwed, my little friend...||
... 3.8+ GPA from good HS and decent board scores won't necessarily get you in.
But go for it, and have someone read over your essay.
And the "Lamborghini Livin" signature may turn out to be "Dustbuster Drivin."
|3 years 26 weeks ago||+1 for the sublime subject header...||
... channeling your inner Tater.
|3 years 26 weeks ago||1 thing for Denard...||
... throw to an OPEN Maize and Blue guy, or pull it down and run, or throw it OB.
(I think we beat MSU that way...).
|3 years 26 weeks ago||Just flip the switch...|
|3 years 26 weeks ago||C'mon...||
... Con U is back and it's just like Randy Moss says...
|3 years 26 weeks ago||well...||
... I for one didn't knoq what you were talking about.
|3 years 27 weeks ago||I have one of these...||
... will bundle with the ticket if the piker dickhead agrees.
|3 years 27 weeks ago||Here they are...||
... hope you can read them OK.
|3 years 27 weeks ago||Great point...||
... I can't stand the moronic "we could have had Harbaugh if..." drivel.
There's no way he would jam Andrew Luck like that.
RichRod recruited highly-ranked, fast ninjas who got their asses kicked by MSU, PSU, tOSU and Wiscy.
|3 years 27 weeks ago||Wrongo...||
... I think you meant to post this here:
I just might go there myself with the moniker "Modest_UM_Fan".
|3 years 27 weeks ago||The word is...||
... that Ken Holland has a back-up deal in place with New Jersey.
And this is waaaaaaaaay OT. NHL before the Cup is equivalent to women's softball.
|3 years 27 weeks ago||Attack and react...||
... attack and react.
A football coach straight from central casting, who doesn't need to channel Lombardi.
|3 years 27 weeks ago||This is SFW...||
... and actually not off-color, maize-and-blue wise.
|3 years 27 weeks ago||Excellent point about the INTs...||
... it wasn't just how many, it was when they were thrown.
I maintain if he doesn't throw the first pick in the end zone vs MSU (yeah that MSU) we likely win that game. We looked unstoppable in that first drive. If memory serves, another pick was in or near the end zone.
Even a minor improvement in the running game saves Denard's platinum legs, and also gives our D a little more time to catch a breather on the bench.
Add to these two improvements even a slight improvement on defense (a few more stops and punts) and I see at least 8 wins next year without too much trouble.
This is why I liked Brady Hoke from the start: running and stopping the run are right in his wheelhouse.
|3 years 27 weeks ago||By the way...||
... where's that "Fire DB" bastard hanging out these days?
|3 years 27 weeks ago||D. Hart||
(posted from my Atari ST)
|3 years 28 weeks ago||If I can count right...||
... here are 7 reasons why the Duck's loss in the Fiesta Bowl won't hurt recruiting:
|3 years 28 weeks ago||one field goal...||
... my kingdom for a field goal.
|3 years 28 weeks ago||The mind boggles...||
... I may not agree with Brian, but even when I don't his points are scarily well-written and thought provoking.
And one other thing:
It's his blog.
So those who don't agree, or complain about the servers, or who offer their one sentence "Fire Brandon" stuff, I have two thoughts:
1. Contribute to Beveled Guilt you cheap bastard.
2. Set up your own blog you lazy prick.
And when you do, you will hear the following:
|3 years 28 weeks ago||worked for him...||
... and popular with the ladies.
|3 years 28 weeks ago||... be careful.||
... McDonald's monitors all Internet access ports from their NOC in Oak Brook IL.
|3 years 28 weeks ago||Of course he did...||
... what a grass-eating, timeout-wasting, hen-pecked suffering, Bo wanna-be.
He and Harbaugh owe Michigan A LOT. Neither apparently have the courage or conviction to lead a team out of the tunnel in the Big House.
Harbaugh: over/under with the 49ers is 3.5 years. Then becomes QB coach for his big brother with the Ravens.
Miles: over/under for completing the new contract: 4.5 years. Then retires to the home he bought on the Huron River in 2007. Becomes macrobiotic vegan, eating native grasses while MgoCanoers paddle by and yell "Fourth and Eight: Go For It!"
Hoke: over/under as Michigan HC. 15 years. The MgoBlog servers are safe for a long time.
|3 years 28 weeks ago||it's typical...||
... some mgoblogger with serious Harbaugh manlove registers a domain last week and slaps together a POS website. No contact info, and he hides behind a proxy with his GoDaddy private registration.
If you can't man-up when you bash a new coach by name (and domain), then you are beneath contempt.
But when he actually tries to market his T-shirt or bumper sticker or whatever, bingo! He will have gone one step too far, and will learn what DMCA means and what a C&D is.
When you throw bricks at the Big House, you better be ready to run.
|3 years 28 weeks ago||it should be...||
1. Paid apps.
2. Paid posting (sometimes).
This would get more money to Brian (good) and a few burst-ready servers (better).
This site is way past Beveled Guilt. The irony of the past week is that only fan-boys with iPhones or special credentials could post. I say declare it a "paid poster week" (yes, I am) and then crank up the PayPal.
And to think all of those pageviews missed by outages and throttled posting!
It is ironic that people complain about pop-ups with free apps...
|3 years 28 weeks ago||Dude...||
Harbaugh said "NFL," Miles said "mmmmmmmbrrmgmmmmblbm" (sound of eating Tiger Stadium grass).
DB can't procure HC services at gunpoint and spirit above-mentioned Bo-wanna-bees to the Big House under sedation.
It's like 90%+ of this board is certifiable on the HC search: ignoring the facts and pounding the virtual podium.
Thank God someone with Michigan ties who doesn't use the hallowed memory of Bo as a career stepping stone really wants a challenge.
I can't wait to see Brady Hoke prowling the sidelines in a pair of black high-top cleats, knowing enough about a good defense so he doesn't have to use the word "Lombardi."
|3 years 28 weeks ago||Now I see why Brian suspended logins...|
|3 years 28 weeks ago||Wow...||
... you lost me at "I'd rather have Rich Rodriguez entering year four..."
David Brandon knows that sometimes you have to do the right thing, even when it's not the easy thing.
Michigan doesn't need a "name" coach. It needs a good one who could be great.
Thank God Miles isn't coming; Harbaugh never was.
|3 years 28 weeks ago||David Brandon...||
... is a fine example of "Leaders and Best."
Anonymous board posters who attack him with iPhone posts from Angell Hall or Dungeons-and-Dragons meetups, not so much.
|3 years 28 weeks ago||I am already won over...||
For all Harbaugh and Miles talk about playing for Bo, both of them:
-- used Michigan for negotiating leverage (Miles twice).
-- had to stay where their wives were comfortable.
-- were too afraid to lead a team out of the tunnel into the Big House before 100,000+.
Brady Hoke, on the other hand, said Michigan was his dream job, and when he had a chance to take the reins like Bo once did, he grabbed them without hesitation.
I am very excited about the start of the Brady Hoke era.
|3 years 28 weeks ago||You've got to be kidding...||
... there is NO WAY Hoke would take DC/HCIW. It would be a demotion and there's no chance he takes Muschamp-type money when he's probably making more at San Diego State.
This line of thinking is the classic Michigan arrogance seeping into the debate. Maybe Gruden would take OC while we're at it.
|3 years 28 weeks ago||+1...||
... the best CC post yet!
|3 years 28 weeks ago||Wait a minute...||
... are you really Jack Swarbrick, and just set up your account while intoxicated?
|3 years 28 weeks ago||Not so...||
... I heard from a guy with a plumber's crack it was posted late last Wednesday on a vintage cork bulletin board in a boiler room under the Big House.
We know who really runs things around UM.
|3 years 28 weeks ago||This thing is like a kabuki dance...||
... Les acts inscrutable, so later he could claim he wasn't a candidate, just a trusted advisor to his alma mater.
LSU's Athletic Department publicly says he's "our man" and "really likes it here" but through back channels says it wouldn't hold Les to his total buyout.
Brandon says he won't be rushed but is doing this search 24/7 on an aircraft, perhaps using Money Mayweather as a consigliere:
I think Brandon would rent the Big Chill's B-2 stealth bomber for the search if he could and do a low pass (supersonic) over Columbus when he's bringing the new HC back to A2 for the presser.
And for a certain Detroit sportsradio wad (GFY, MV) who insists that this search shows that Michigan is a "regional program," all I can say is the ESPN sideline reporter during the NC game (Joe Schad) is tweeting about Michigan between plays...
While I was a Brady Hoke guy, I am warming a bit to Les Miles given his awesome record in the SEC. He has lost fewer games in six years than dear old RichRod lost in three, and has four 11+ win seasons over his tenure, more than anyone else in the SEC during the same period. Logic would say he stays, but I think a certain former Michigan HC is exerting a strong pull from somewhere...
Les may be using us like it appears he did in 2007. But who cares, it's awesome theater that's playing out on a national stage in real time.
|3 years 28 weeks ago||OMG!||
|3 years 28 weeks ago||You've got to be kidding...||
... Brady Hoke IS a head coach. He doesn't need to be anointed by anyone (even UM) as one in waiting.
|3 years 28 weeks ago||Is it just me...||
... or is MgoBoard being overrun by people who must talk with marbles in their mouths and type with oven mitts on?
That said, I support we should all suppose our next HC.
|3 years 28 weeks ago||good points...||
... plus the HC posting went up last Wednesday, so you can't meet your UM HR week-long posting requirement by naming a HC any earlier than this Wednesday.
|3 years 28 weeks ago||Putting aside who he is...||
... I agree 100% with what he said.
(And that Photoshop of the other Rosie as KSM is an all-time great).
|3 years 28 weeks ago||No.||
"Losing" the fickle recruits of the wrong coach using the wrong system is not a loss.
That said, I sort of feel for Dee Hart, future third stringer for Saban. Greyshirt city.
He will do well as a gunner on punt coverage, though.
|3 years 28 weeks ago||The "U" calling someone arrogant...||
... pot. kettle. black.
And then they settle for Temple's coach. Who used to be UVa's DC.
|3 years 28 weeks ago||Ugh re Gruden...||
... he wouldn't come here for $10 million.
He will return to the NFL if he returns to coaching.
My barber's shoeshine guy's parole officer told me so.
|3 years 28 weeks ago||Semi?||
|3 years 28 weeks ago||wrong...||
... Brandon has explicitly disclaimed any firing for cause regarding the NCAA violations.
And there is nothing in his (or any coach's) contract that losses constitute cause.
He was fired without cause and will be paid at least $2.5 million pre-tax.
(Go ahead and neg-away fellow Wolverines...)
|3 years 28 weeks ago||A big +1!||
... for creative use of punctuation!!
|3 years 28 weeks ago||C'mon now...||
... this has been beaten to death here; RichRod was told he was out Wednesday but the arrangements were finalized Thursday. He knew it was coming and likely was well prepped by his agent and lawyer.
The argument: you decided to fire me at least back to the OSU game, and therefore this delayed "evaluation" is just a sham to avoid paying me my entire $4 million buyout. He probably threw in some stuff about allowing him to twist in the wind and this harming his future employment prospects.
So what likely happened overnight is that they negotiated a sweetened severance, to something north of $2.5 million.
They probably also negotiated the press release RichRod would put out and perhaps even a commitment not to press Denard to come with him.
Anyway, who cares at this point?
|3 years 28 weeks ago||why settle for one...||
... when you can get two?
|3 years 28 weeks ago||Sheer brilliance...||
... I think the word "exeunt" has never been used on RCMB.
|3 years 28 weeks ago||Double Ugh...||
You may have been in management but you have never been a big-time college AD. You can't talk to candidates directly without getting permission. And you can't do that pre-bowl games without coming off like arrogant assholes or just being used as negotiating leverage. Both of which Bill Martin managed to do last time.
Candidly, you sound like you may have been more of a middle-manager type. Pushing paper up and slapping your directs down. Spending too much time agonizing about the past; too little time taking action to influence the future.
If you are still preoccupied with this stuff, just wait and read John U. Bacon's book. Brandon inherited a mess and refused to take the easy way out. He didn't put off a hard decision because he knew things would just get worse.
That's what I call being one of the Leaders and Best...
|3 years 28 weeks ago||The NY Times hit this last week...||
... in a story about Auburn (no. 85) here is the link:
And they mention Michigan (who is one spot ahead of Auburn):
|3 years 29 weeks ago||The view outside Chip Kelly's office...||
|3 years 29 weeks ago||C'mon...||
If Chucky wouldn't take Florida or either of the two Miamis, he ain't coming here.
|3 years 29 weeks ago||but what we want to know is...||
... do you like turtles?
|3 years 29 weeks ago||WTF?||
... now I understand why Brian has Page One on lockdown.
|3 years 29 weeks ago||C'mon my friend...||
... Chucky has kids in school in FLA and is turning down good opportunities in his back yard.
|3 years 29 weeks ago||Everyone together now...||
|3 years 29 weeks ago||OK, thanks...||
... iPhone coming to Verizon soon. By then Brandon will have settled on Gerry Faust.
|3 years 29 weeks ago||Meta question...||
... what does it take to post on front-page entries? An iPhone or a Beveled Guilt contribution?
I don't have the former but did do the latter.
I suspect it's to Stay Classy MgoBlog, but just wondered.
|3 years 29 weeks ago||Cotton Bowl...||
... what's with the Hitler Youth in the stands?
|3 years 29 weeks ago||Wojo is awesome...||
... a UM alum who doesn't use it as a club or a shield.
1. Don't chase flavor of the week: scratch Harbaugh.
2. Don't chase other B1G coaches: scratch Fitz and Bangin' Bo (NNTB).
3. Don't chase gimmick lifers: scratch Patterson and Petersen.
4. Don't chase old NFL coaches: scratch a lot.
6. Don't chase idiots: scratch Miles.
7. Don't chase only people who have run through the tunnel at the Big House.
So to me, the answer is clear, and he's on the temporary site banner, albeit offensively.
Michigan doesn't need a "name" coach to help the program. The best coaches have always been from the outside, sometimes with archrival lineage. They have been leaders on the way up, not lateral hires.
The "Save us Jim" contingent has been embarrassing and I am confident Brandon saw this. I just hope he can resist Les Miles, because he would be an absolute disaster.
The good news to me: apparently Barwis may stay. Mike Barwis with a plastic fork is all anyone needs to be led into battle.
|3 years 29 weeks ago||Dear Antonio,||
Click on Beveled Guilt.
|3 years 29 weeks ago||Exactly...||
... I think Harbaugh was listening to Randy Moss rather than his heart.
|3 years 29 weeks ago||Actually...||
... Debby is the name of a former high school friend I'm going to see this weekend after she ducks out of her book group early.
|3 years 29 weeks ago||Best wishes coach...||
... sounds like a press release drafted by Michigan as part of the deal to top-up his $2.5 million buyout a bit.
And to those who think Brandon acted in haste?
The mind boggles...
|3 years 29 weeks ago||C'mon, you're missing the real deal...||
... this was done with the approval and perhaps encouragement of Brandon and/or MSC.
They (rightly, I think) don't want a coach who views Michigan as a waypoint, not a destination. They won't knowingly hire a Nick Saban.
The man-love for Harbaugh among the Michigan faithful was borderline cringe-worthy.
|3 years 29 weeks ago||Of course he will...||
... Steve Ross wants to be Jerry Jones in sandals, roaming the sidelines. He sees Harbaugh as stealing some of the thunder of the Heat and the Three Amigos.
This will end badly. I think the over/under for Harbaugh's tenure is about 3.5 years. By that time, Brady Hoke can bring him in as Asst QB coach to Scot Loeffler.
|3 years 29 weeks ago||Yeah...||
... but the difference is you are trading bon mots with guys who can't see the full keyboard on their laptops due to their beerguts.
Your wife, on the other hand, is connecting with guys from high school on Facebook and will suddenly be off nights and weekends at "book group" with her "girlfrends."
|3 years 29 weeks ago||He's gone...||
... Yahoo has him taking some billionaire's money in Miami:
Steve Ross just allowed Brandon and MSC to save face, hire Brady Hoke, and have money to pay for a great OC and DC.
Besides, after Hoke's first NC four years from now, he can hire Harbaugh as QB coach after he gets blown out of Miami (has to play the Jets and Patriots two times each year).
|3 years 29 weeks ago||The Flying Pelini Brothers?||
NFW. Bo is out-of-control and Carl is certifiable.
Besides, Bo throws like a girl.
|3 years 29 weeks ago||This sounds good to me...||
.... key point in pre-game presser from Brady Hoke; go to 7 mins 30 sec as mgoblog doesn't permit linking directly to a point in a YouTube video:
|3 years 29 weeks ago||generally tl;dr||
... but as to your last 3 questions.
1. Turmoil? Maybe, only if we hire Harbaugh, who apparently wants the NFL.
2. Brandon continue what RichRod started? WTF? If you watched Brandon's presser, you know the answer. He wants the ball-boys to be defensive-minded! And he is aware Vince Lombardi isn't available.
3. A team without Denard. Hopefully not, possibly yes. Denard is exciting against inferior defensive talent. RichRod took things in 3 years to the point that the offense had to score 67 points to beat Illinois.
Please get some rest and then go outside for fresh air.
Mods set the modes, by the way.
|3 years 29 weeks ago||Give Brandon a break...||
... let's take a quick look at timing.
1. Brandon said he would give the program a review at the end of season. Michigan made a New Year's Day bowl game. That's Jan 1.
1A. As as related point, I'm sure he didn't want to nuke the bowl experience of players who hadn't played in a bowl game the two prior years. Or have Fred Jackson and a few grad assistants coach the Gator Bowl had he blown out RichRod the day after the Football Bust. Again, that's Jan. 1.
2. If Harbaugh was a prime candidate, you don't want to nuke his team's experience and distract him before the Orange Bowl. That's Jan 3.
3. Brandon meets with RichRod the next day, likely gives him the review, and tells him he's gone. There are details to work out re recruiting schedules, team meetings, and tweaking RichRod's severance. That's Jan 4.
4. Brandon completes RichRod's removal in the AM, holds the tough presser in the early PM, and clearly is nostalgic for the days of delivering pizzas to drunk frat boys. That's TODAY, Jan 5.
So there we have it. Harbaugh couldn't take any opening before he coached Stanford in the Orange Bowl. It's not Brandon's fault that Harbaugh has NFL aspirations. It's also not Brandon's fault that Harbaugh's wife just dropped a kid, she likes the left coast, nor is it his fault that Harbaugh apparently feels a real pull to the 49ers to follow the path by a mentor, Bill Walsh. Yes THAT Bill Walsh.
I also think that Harbaugh is using his alma mater as leverage, just like Les Miles did 3 years ago. So good luck Jimmy working for the douchebag York family and don't take it personally when we don't return your calls in 4 years when the douchebag York family fires your ass. You are following Mike Singletary, who drops his pants to make a point.
Yet because Brandon didn't pull back a maize-and-blue curtain today and introduce Harbaugh, everyone seems to think he screwed up.
And to those who say you don't fire RichRod unless you already have Harbaugh? Well I would say you never ran a company or a major football program. Brandon is AD of the University of Michigan, not the School of Harbaugh. And RichRod may be a great guy, offensive guru, blah, blah, blah. But on any objective standpoint, he failed and showed no real likelihood of succeeding.
Unlike many (including me) flailing away anonymously on this fine board, Brandon has to deal with reality, and work very hard to get through a tough situation. One he didn't create and I believe he really wanted to work out differently.
I for one am very glad David Brandon is AD and I have complete confidence that he will make an excellent choice. And I really really hope it is someone like Bo. You know, someone who is NOT a "Michigan Man".
|3 years 29 weeks ago||Here's my take...||
... posted yesterday in the CC post-o-rama.
I think it will take at least top 5 money to get JH in AA. It may not be sufficient, but would, IMHO, be necessary.
The Top 5 is rounded out by Damn Fine Les Miles at $3.9 million per. So you at least got to put Jammin' Jimmy to the $4 million level.
For the top 14 CFB HCs re 2010 pay, Click Here.
|3 years 29 weeks ago||I have a feeling...||
... that all the needful vibes being sent out of AA JH's way could make him think that Michigan may be like the nice girl who plays a great hand of bridge and is just too desperate for a date for the Sadie Hawkins dance.
How this program got to a point where only one person can right the ship is worthy of serious examination down the road.
Any time I have been involved in an executive-level search that has been targeted to one person, it has ended badly: you get spurned at the last minute, or the person comes in and thinks they are more important than anyone else. And then they leave prematurely.
|3 years 29 weeks ago||All this CC stuff...||
... brings this quote by William Goldman to mind. He was a screenwriter talking about Hollywood, and it is apt regarding sports reporters talking about DB and JH:
|3 years 29 weeks ago||Think about it...||
... how many coaches have the chance to play a big time college football program against two-plus NFL teams at the same time.
If JH comes to AA, he will command top-five money (Damn Fine Les Miles is #5 at $3.9 million). Mike Singletary of the 49ers made RichRod money ($2.5 million per, #12 in the nation).
JH's agent will go into hyperspeed within 90 seconds of the end of the Orange Bowl. The 49ers and Denver openings mean DB will have to spend high and spend long to secure JH.
JH needs one of these to back up to the loading dock at the Big House.
|3 years 29 weeks ago||word on the street...||
... is that you are related to Pam.
|3 years 29 weeks ago||Awesome!||
... you got mad Photoshop skillz.
But RichRod is no longer in the picture.
And no, I don't think DB is dilatory if he doesn't have a deal in place. He knows better than to do that before the Stanford-Va Tech game.
But I do believe he has some parameters in place and one local Detroit sports guy reported this AM that DB and JH met in Fla in the last few days.
DB is handling an extremely difficult situation as best as he can. The good news in all of this (via coverage on today's ESPN and major sports blogs): he has positioned Michigan as the only college option for the hottest coach anywhere, aka JH.
I really think there is a good Plan B not named Hoke or Fitzgerald. DB is not an "all-in" guy for anything, no CEO who thinks strategically ever is. He is also keeping his own counsel. Something tells me that few (if any) in Schembechler Hall know what he is thinking. And if any of them who do leak to the media, I guarantee you he will throw them out the door and into Canham's pool.
|3 years 29 weeks ago||News Flash....||
... Holgorsen has joined WVa as OC and HC-in-waiting. Belotti left AD position at Oregon.
Patterson ain't leaving TCU with the cakewalk he will have in the Big East for BCS berths.
And Gruden? You have to throw that crack pipe out the window.
|3 years 29 weeks ago||OK...||
My first thought was this:
But then I figured you could go here:
|3 years 29 weeks ago||No...||
... RichRod is digging the hole in the Big House.
DB's job is to stop this CFB version of the "China Syndrome" and get someone better quickly.
|3 years 29 weeks ago||Whatever...||
... it was actually a decent piece of writing.
One thing I really found insightful re the RR vs JH comparison:
|3 years 29 weeks ago||tl;dr||
|3 years 29 weeks ago||NFW!||
Google "les miles" and #2 in the instant results is your answer.
|3 years 29 weeks ago||NFW...||
The Pirate Flag will NOT fly over the Big House; we don't want HC's with ongoing litigation, either.
|3 years 29 weeks ago||It's not surprising...||
... why move across the country when you have a newborn? He won't even have to get a new telephone number!
If this program review was really just no more than "Help us JH!" then we were really worse off than anyone thought.
If JH wants the NFL this bad, he would probably have been a short-timer in AA. Yeah that would have been OK, but better get someone now who views Michigan as a destination, not a waypoint.
And, face it people, the over-under on RichRod's tenure is about 4 days at this point.
DB had to have a list, albeit a short one. "JH" written 5 times on a Post-It ain't a list.
|3 years 29 weeks ago||On ESPN...||
... Chris Mortenson said tonight that he thinks JH is headed to AA. One interesting comment was that he could "probably make more money in AA than in Denver or San Francisco."
Hell, make JH Top 5 with $4 million +.
|3 years 29 weeks ago||C'mon...||
RichRod won in the Big East. JH in the Pac 10.
This year Big East champ is UConn. We beat 'em and their coach hits the exits as soon as the laffer against Oklahoma was over.
I really think RichRod is better suited to the Big East or the ACC. It's not his fault he was hired.
As I said elsewhere today, DB's decision on RichRod is easy; his challenge in finding a better HC is much bigger and will define his AD tenure.
|3 years 29 weeks ago||EFZ!||
... have bartender at the Excalibur cut off Gary Moeller. Three NCs and he hands the reigns over to OC Jim Harbaugh in 2008.
|3 years 29 weeks ago||D-who?||
|3 years 29 weeks ago||Are you kidding?||
JH is not going to expend life-energy trying to turn this guy into a pro QB:
|3 years 29 weeks ago||face it...||
... DB has an easy decision and a hard task:
1) Fire RichRod.
2) Land a Better HC.
I supported RichRod up until about halftime of the OSU game. I really started to break bad after the Footbal Bust. We really learned something about RichRod at that event, none of it was good; and I'm not talking about channelling Josh Groban.
By the second quarter of the Gator Bowl, the poor UM faithful in the stands were on their cellphones trying to get an earlier flight out of FLA, and seeing if they could stop payment on that last 2010 donation to UM.
At this point, DB would face alumni/fan mutiny if he keeps RichRod, hell Barwis might be a better interim.
As the diary poster inferred about DB's experience with private equity, RichRod isn't worth the continued investment. He shows no sign of ever providing an adequate return. He is not Big Ten, Big Progam material. He will return to the Big East (Pitt?) or the ACC (Clemson?).
DB's legacy as AD will be defined within the next 10 days. If it's not JH (who is clearly the first choice), and it turns out to be Brady (NNTB) then I'm all in, because I know damn sure DB is.
If there's one bright spot in yesterday's B1G results (and UW's trashing of Nebraska), it's that the conference is not that strong right now. We know that tOSU would lose Tuesday without Terrelle and the Tattoo Crew. Maybe this reality and 4 million other reasons could convince JH to return home.
|3 years 30 weeks ago||everyone drives...||
... wicked rides...
|3 years 30 weeks ago||well, what we might learn someday...||
... is that the Tigers figured out how to best the MSU (NNTMSU) bid for Cam Newton of $188,000 without a paper trail.
Is this GC in the hoodie?
|3 years 30 weeks ago||Here's one...||
(and comes with Hookah pipe retrofit kit).
|3 years 30 weeks ago||Here's two...||
Two U-M Alums
Argue re RichRod whether
Fired Mon or Friday
(overheard this AM @ Einstein Bros, it's over)
Says Dalai Lama @ UM
Big East not Big Ten
(Speaking at Hill on April 20, 2008)
|3 years 30 weeks ago||It was like a train wreck...||
... in slow motion.
We looked small, slow, weak and intimidated. Couldn't kick or catch, couldn't throw or tackle.
You know it's a lost cause when you are spending more time over at the Sparty game, hoping Saban can shut out Mirthless Mark Dantonio.
When there is no compelling reason to continue course, change is the only option. I think DB was wise to hold up giving grades until after the final exam. Tate isn't the only one to have his status with the program unclear at this point.
And those mo-ther fuck-ing cowbells...
|3 years 30 weeks ago||Lesser of two evils...||
... Saban is a massive wad, Dantonio a humorless prig.
Still, I very much want (expect) Sparty to be outed by Alabama. I see an Iowa-type performance by the Cons on the Cedar River.
Watching Dantonio on the sidelines during this epic fail will be worth the price of admission.
|3 years 30 weeks ago||Roger that...||
Charlie has recharged his batteries and is ready to roll...
|3 years 30 weeks ago||"fetter"?||
do you mean "Fretter"?
|3 years 30 weeks ago||what this tells us is...||
... no one is going to B-S David Brandon, and he will do things on his schedule, and not be pressured into decisions on someone else's schedule...
|3 years 30 weeks ago||someone says...||
... you are brilliant!
|3 years 30 weeks ago||speaking of bananas...|
|3 years 30 weeks ago||The deal is almost done....||
... the lone item Charlie FUPA is holding out for:
a jaunty orange-and-blue umbrella for his Amigo:
(using aluminum cane provides decided schematic advantage).
|3 years 30 weeks ago||The reality is...||
... you have to work really hard at failing to not pass your classes as a member of a Big Ten football team.
There are so many mandatory study halls, private tutors and, shall we say, flexibility in majors and course selection.
If anything, it shows you that Michigan at least has some academic standards.
In other news, the Columbus News-Dispatch reports that one of Terrelle Pryor's tattoos was "y = mx + b" and TP freakin' aced his trig final.
|3 years 30 weeks ago||Awesome!||
... this is going EXACTLY according to DB's evil plan.
Treadwell spends 3 years at Miami (NNTM) purging the Sparty taint and then takes over at Michigan after Brady Hoke posts an overall .333 winning percentage.
"ANN ARBOR, MI, January 5, 2014. Just like Bo, Don Treadwell comes the the University of Michigan from that bastion of Midwest football history..."
|3 years 30 weeks ago||Yeah, Baby!!!||
Austin Powers: Yeah, and I can't believe Liberace was gay. I mean, women loved him! I didn't see that one coming.
|3 years 30 weeks ago||Yes...||
.. the Excalibur in Southfield. He should never have resigned. One game suspension, max. Worked for Izzo.
And Matt Millen should have kept him on after the interim tryout.
Moeller got jobbed big-time.
|3 years 30 weeks ago||it's still up in the air...||
... my precious...
|3 years 30 weeks ago||hey there...||
... traders gonna trade!
|3 years 30 weeks ago||Give it to tOSU...||
... at least their off-season practices were short.
|3 years 30 weeks ago||and so it goes...||
... Luck stays at Stanford, and so does JH.
Therefore UM is left at the altar, as are the 49ers.
JH really wants the San Diego gig when Norval finally gets the boot next year (JH knows you need a star QB to succeed in the NFL, and any team that could draft Luck in 2012 would suck).
The alums who have always hated RichRod and coveted JH will force Michigan into the Brady Hoke era or some retread former NFL coach.
RichRod will go on to great success (perhaps a NC) somewhere else.
I fear DB is about to pull a Ty Willingham; boot a coach after 3 years right before the breakout year.
|3 years 30 weeks ago||Just sayin'...||
|3 years 30 weeks ago||I'm not sure...||
... but I think that paneling is bleached.
|3 years 30 weeks ago||If Luck stays in school...||
... I think it's even money that Harbaugh stays at Stanford.
I believe there was a recruiting commitment by JH to Luck to stay there as long he does. I am sure Luck's father, now the AD at WVU, would have wanted that for his son, who was recruited by Harbaugh after RichRod left WVU for UM.
Perhaps next year they can be a package deal to a better team than the Panthers.
There is some serious man-love going on between Luck and Harbaugh.
So all you Harbaugh fans out there, get ready for the Brady Hoke era. There may be some serious nostalgia for RichRod about one year from now...
|3 years 30 weeks ago||one question...||
... is it hard to pick up a ticket before a game @ Yost? I assume it's not scalper-city like the Big House.
|3 years 30 weeks ago||By the way...||
... "brain cells" is two words.
But I give you +1 for posting while blazing.
|3 years 30 weeks ago||WTF?||
... "process matters?" You act like this is the NY Times reporting on the Pentagon Papers. It was an aside on an NFL pregame show.
I think this screengrab from a few weeks back shows something about Schefter's bona fides:
|3 years 31 weeks ago||Not bad...||
... I was expecting the typical idiot sportswriter gushing over Mallet the Meathead.
I see Ryan as the latest in the Ryan Leaf -- Jimmay Clausen wing of the QB family.
The intrepid tOSU linebacking corps will be after Mallet all day in the Sugar Bowl. I see more INTs than TDs.
Note how his teammates aren't helping him get back into the huddle:
|3 years 31 weeks ago||WTF?||
... and your reply is about what? (to GB)
|3 years 31 weeks ago||I wonder if Beef O'Brady's serves...||
... Red Snapper.
|3 years 31 weeks ago||It's a chain...||
|3 years 31 weeks ago||I want to see JoePa doin' the limbo...||
... in a pair of these: