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and have UM basketball yellow as the non-contact jersey color?

That's why Burke was POY in everything including banging your mom and your fat wife. 

Hanckcockface had 5 points and 3 steals when he should have been on the bench.  What a shame Patinoasshole had to get the win. 

I'd wrap DG in bubble wrap and home school him for the rest of the year.

It looks like the original said "You a Baller" and then got corrected. 

It looks like the original said "You a Baller" and then got corrected. 

A man walked the Earth two thousand years ago and all he said was don't be a dick to your neighbor and people still crap all over Him for preaching a simple message of peace.  Unbelievable.   I guess miserable people full of guilt want others to be just as miserable as they are in life.  

time submitting a budget to Congress than he did on his bracket.

IU 78

UM 65

Jack!   Hey!

I don't think this chick is that hot.   She's cute but the girls showcased on TTB are hotter than Upton, IMHO.   

Kate has absolutely no muscle tone and her boobs hang down to her knees.  I'll pass.

He found out he will be rooming with Lewan and Ryan this summer. 

You are 100% correct, sir.  Speight was begging for the offer while Cornwell was hoping for one.

or a steak dinner on me to every person in this thread. 

http://www.ksdk.com/news/article/356487/6/Ray-Lewis-remains-unforgiven-by-murder-victims-families

My brother watched a few G.R. Chritian games this year and talked to Drake's uncle a couple of times.   Mr Harris told my brother that Drake grew up a UM fan and was surprised he committed to MSU.  Also, his uncle said Drake has to do a little more work in the classroom, if you know what I mean.  Not starting anything just passing info that was discussed by two fans at a high school ball game.   

Yeah, I know, cool story bro.  

No way Montana would be interested in UM after Morris wins the Heisman next Saturday.

it's about girth, not length in the Big Ten.  People give the edge to Isaac because he is a tall back.

every poster that is not part of the cool aid drinking, everyone gets a medal, be proud of losing 4 games crowd?

It's not the X's and O's, it's the Jimmys and Joes

Hoke has recruited zero elite athletes at the skill positions.   Hoke has put together solid classes but is seriously laking game changing athletes.   

And I get it, Hoke recruited Morris.     

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because signing day is four months away and anything can happen.

then don't play football for the winninigest college football team in the history of college football.

"sending him in unprepared would have unfair" 

No, sending in Seth Broekhuizen would have been unfair.  A 5 star QB, not so much.

after he left the game all he did was stand on the side wearing a jacket.  No vocal leadership  or encouragement to Bellomy.   My neighbor was watching the game with me, he is not a UM fan, and he said Denard looked more cold than injured.  

Hoke is the HC and has the final say on everything that takes place with this team.

get in the game. 

I hope the students get a Tommy Gohlston chant going on Saturday.  The guy will blow his top if this happens. 

I broke my jaw in August and had a steel plate implanted into my lower jaw bone and the doc told me 4-6 months to heal.  This OSU dude broke his leg and is talking about three week.  WTF?

Why the hell was Sparty playing so far off the line on OSU's 3rd and 4 with two mins left in the game?   Like OSU was going to pass the fricking ball.   Back to the middle of the pack for Sparty.

Give her the credit card and tell her to have fun.  Money always shuts them up.

Denard ran a Denard offense in 2010.  In 2011/12,  Al wants Denard to run a Tom Brady offense.   Hoke needs to drop the pocket passer shit and let Denard be Denard.   After the first four weeks, it seems like Denard is thinking way  too much about the pass.  He is obvioulsy coached to hold on to the ball longer and let the play develope.  How many times has Denard remained in the pocket looking to pass with wide open running lanes? 

trying to make DRob a pocket passer bullshit.  Get him out in open space and cut him loose.   Roll him out on every pass and stop the Tom Brady shit.   

Better yet:   Move Gardner to QB and DRob to slot or TB.  That way Al can really get Robinson ready for the NFL.

I can't wait for the Denard pass to Te'o.     My wife dropped an f-bomb on that one and she doesn't know shit about football.  I have to see if a receiver fell down or made the wrong cut.  

why Denard doesn't throw the ball away when the pass is not open.  Will someone explain to me what the fuck is going on?  Football 101 is to throw the ball away or take a sack or run if the receivers are not open.  Why the fuck does Denard toss the ball and hope for the best?

the edge goes to UM because of Denard. 

rain tonight and 50% chance all day  tomorrow.  This could help UM if the game turns to more of a ground game than passing, less opportunity for Denard to launch space junk.  UM d-line has to stay contained, stuff the holes, and protect the UM secondary.

was on full beast mode.  Yikes!

No more pictures of the UM corners playing 10+ yards of the frickin' AF receivers.  I can't take it anymore.  

for explaining the DB situation.  It was driving me nuts all game watching the UM DBs play so far off the ball.   Michigan has better athletes at corner than AF does at the receiver position.  It seems to make sense bringing more defenders closer to the LOS when playing a team that runs the ball 90% of the time.  

and get the same puzzled looks.   I have had more than one person ask if the worst state is Oregon.   I tell them to look it up when they get home, makes it fun. 

The one posted above has an advertisement covering the screen and I can't watch the game.

looked terrible today.  He was getting killed on every play.  Is he the best UM has at his position?

Can someone explain how this play is supposed to work?

“Well that, and in the Alabama game they weren’t going to let you run him. Look at their numbers, guys. They’re never going to let the quarterback run the football. They play a defense that forces the quarterback to throw the ball. You can run here and there, but if you think you’re going [to run] for 150 yards, it’s not going to happen all the time. But in other games -- in certain games you’ll see him run a lot more.”

So, Al says fuck it to the run before the game even started?    Hey let's not give the ball to the most electric player in the country.  Sounds about right.  If every team stacks the box then Borges will have Robinson throw the ball all fricking game?  

Saban probable sent a nice bottle of Scotch to Borges for making it so damn easy for Bama to defend Robinson. 

And if I see that fucking veer play again I will fucking explode.

Sorry, I had jaw surgery today and this help cope with the pain

is what we do when we are afraid to hit.   However, can't blame the defense because I was scared of Bama from 14 rows up.   They were fricking scary big and fast.

I respect the hell out of V. Smith after what he went throught running the ball in the Bama game after Denard decided he wasn't going to do it.    

Most JUCO don't pan out, I get it.  However, If Saban can find one or two quality JUCO and plug them into gaps then that can make a huge immediate impact.  

the turning point of the game was the kickoff.   I was at the game and Bama was bigger, faster, and more physical on both sides of the ball.   MOTO, I know.

I love all the "fuck it" we didn't stand a chance against Bama so why run DRob and risk and injury.  Maybe that is why UM got their asses kicked because the coaches had the same game plan.  Do you think Saban would ever say, I'm not going to run Lacy because Bama can't beat LSU.  WTF?   Denard made the choice not to run.  He had lanes a few times during the pass and gave the ball up when he should have kept it during the run numerous time.   

the defender can hit the receiver beyond 5 yards as long as the ball is not in the air.  So the play by the Bama DB was legit.

I discovered I'm allergic to fire ants last Saturday.  I was weeding in the back yard and put my hand in a fire ant mound.  Shortly after,  my heart started racing, I lost consciousness, fell and broke my nose, left cheek, and lower jaw bone.  Surgery is Tuesday to repair the jaw.  Luckily the swelling went down and I have a ton of pain killers and will be at the game with my family.

GO BLUE!  

The wife was all for it but the she decided on different name after we found out he was a she.  

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I think I paid $10 for a beer the last time I was at the stadium.  I could be wrong but I remember thinking it was the best $10 cup of beer I've had in my life. :)

Coach Hoke has decided to abruptly retire his favorite double finger point.

I've read the "hello: ross douglas" post a dozen times just for that.

what  Fitz is drinking.  FUCK

maybe this nimrod is trying to take some of the sting away from Fitz's dumbass. 

I'm not sure how the Elite 11 were picked but I'm sure Trent knows more about football than Tom Lemming, that Linguist guy from ESPN, or any of the Scout geeks that cover high school football.

and can't keep his crank in his pants.  This clown will quit coaching OSU in four years.

I thought it was given out to the player that had the best performance for the day?

I think you should be okay buying a few cigars and enjoying a good smoke.

Most criminals have more rights than the officers trying to protect us. 

Did I get that right?

And I would be a millionaire if I picked last weeks winning mega millions numbers.  Final score is what matters, Phil, you douche.

like in the Empire Strikes Back and have patience.   Shit will come up and people will have to bail and will look to dump their tickets (not everyone is a blood sucker looking to make cash).  hell, the last time UM went to the Rose Bowl, I sold extra Rose Bowl tix on the day of the game to a UM fan at face.  In fact, I just received an email that had a UM fan selling tickets at cost because he couldn't go.  Shop around and you'll score a deal.

to stop acting like a vagina and run the race.

has a cat?   Obviously, you meant German Shepherd.

is she a long snapper?

for anyone that has questions about the area.   It is almost impossible to find the "best area" in the motroplex because there are so many places to stay and things to do in DFW (pick a couple of places to visit and keep it simple).   There are almost 7 million people living in DFW so everyone will have a different opintion on what is "fun" or "nice."   My rec is stay close to Cowboy Stadium because traffic is hell all the time, construction up the ass all over the city , and on game day if it rains you will want to add two hours to your commute.   My 35 minute drive from my house to Cowboy Stadium is 1.5-2 hours when it rains, more if there is an accident and there always is one.

video?   Can't figure it out and I'm not old.

Ray Bentley nailed her.

It looks like Hoke is recruiting the RB position the same way he has been recruiting LBs:  load up on an ass-load of recruits. This way Hoke will have options at the position and not be forced to settle with average players like Ezeh because it's all he has on the roster.

And Green will probably pull the trigger if Isaac does not so that would be two horses in the class for Hoke.  I don't know, I have this feeling Isaac is not finding what he is looking for at UM.

I remember when Kevin Grady won the Heisman before he donned the winged helmet.

Get it?  Are you seriously calling the guy dumb?  

why can't we have an 8 team playoff?  It's basically two extra weeks of football and if the NCAA wants to protect the student athlete then cut one of the b/s non-conference fluff games. 

Higher seed gets the home games for quarter and semi-final games.  It doesn't seem that hard.   After the two week playoff, the bowl committee selects for the bowl games and every team selected participates in a post-season game.  

I don't understand why this is so damn hard?

before these ND recruits wake up and say, "wtf!  I committed to ND" and bolt for another school.  ND seems to be good for a couple decommits a year.

Ohhhhh oh ohhhhh ohhhhh ohh ohhh

Ace is usually pretty quiet when a recruit is blue and is waiting to go public.  If this is the last post about Leven, it's a good sign.  If another pops up then he is going south.

You got fucked, buddy!  Maybe Dunn can play LB?

I thought another poster had a good point when he said Kelly is not connecting with the type of kids that go to ND and he works much better with the kids that don't normally get recruited by a school like ND.

Who will be this years Brink/Moudros?    The guy that vaults from nothing to the talk of the town and only to fizzle out after the first fall practice.

If Bieber's not going, I'm not going.   I believe Tool is recording thier new album this spring/summer.  I saw them in Dallas this year and it was sweeeettt!

was Hoke's last press conference?

and with four tickets and parking, I'm close to a grand.   I'm glad I don't have to fly or spend money on a hotel room, YIKES!.    Keep searching for flights to DFW or Love Field.   I recently bought a round trip ticket from DFW to Grand Rapids for $180 (after tax, fees, etc.).   United Airlines seems to have the best deals into Dallas.   Also,  check out Southwest and fly into Love Fiels, less traffic and stress. 

Finally, you will love the price of concessions inside the stadium.  

Is the Elite 11 open to the public?  I live in Dallas and it would be sweet to check out the camp.

can suck my balls.   Lots of rooms in there for all those OSU co-eds.  

I thought DG messed around a little bit while he was in high school and played a little WR during summer camps.   I remember one report that said he was one of the best WRs at the the camp.  Anyone else remember this?

come up for some air, take a deep breath, now you can go back down.  

Relax. Smith will be a Wolverine before UNC bounces the men's BB team out of the tourney.

My slow 5'8"/160lb white ass could run for the Heisman behind these OL recruits.  And Urban Meijer is an asshole.  

On one side Urbandoucheface says he has a decent class after signing day.   Hoke says he loves the kids he recruited and brought in a lot of talent.   How can parents not see through the bullshit Urbandoucheface puts out to the recruits?

No f-ing way this kid goes to Maryland.  I'll be every person in this thread a steak dinner Diggs does not go to Maryland. 

Urban keeps his crank in his pants.

I think the guy to the left of Butt's cheek looks a little like Rich Rod.

I'm a member of the UM Club of Dallas, a season ticket holder, and I fricking live 30 mins from the stadium and I missed out on tickets as well.   The good news is - I can buy shitty seats on StubHub for about a grand...lol

unless you are a rich member of the Victors Club

http://www.mgoblue.com/tickets/fbl-cowboys-classic.html

you can always try calling the ticket office.    I called the ticket office the last time UM played in the Rose Bowl and bought two tickets after everything was "sold out."  I explained my situation and the agent said he would see what he could do.   He really wanted to work with me because I was in the Middle East for a year and missed  the opportunity to purchase tickets.   In the end, he "found" two tickets on the 20 yard line for the Rose Bowl...lol

one of the reasons Meyer got out of coaching was the bullshit associated with SEC recruiting?  Apparently Meyer got over that already.

Jaquay Williams will be the surprise commit.