"Northwestern fans can be both heartened and disheartened by the loss to Minnesota just like how nineteenth-century resurrectionists were heartened when they pried a heart from a freshly-buried corpse and then disheartened it when they sold it to a disreputable anatomist."
|22 hours 32 min ago||The next few weeks:||
|1 day 20 hours ago||How did Michigan get left off||
How did Michigan get left off this list? "The Long Island Jew Douche"
|1 day 21 hours ago||You're doing it wrong.||
You're doing it wrong.
|2 days 30 min ago||Slow cooking five pounds of||
Slow cooking five pounds of pork butt, hitting up the jiffy lube. The usual.
|4 days 21 hours ago||(No subject)|
|6 days 22 hours ago||I think you are mistaken.||
I think you are mistaken. Shane Morris has been cleared to play, and is the backup quarterback.
|1 week 22 hours ago||Looks like he starts off with||
Looks like he starts off with "If I can do it...", and then he finishes with [then you better sack the fuck up and come with me].
|1 week 22 hours ago||This is legitimately one of||
This is legitimately one of the stupidest things I've ever heard. Now we're playing gamesmanship with our backup quarterbacks?
The answer is simple. Shane Morris is physically not ready to play. The coaching staff is using him to push their agenda (he was fine, no big deal, etc.) which is fucking terrible.
|1 week 23 hours ago||If you're wary of putting||
If you're wary of putting Morris back in there, fine, that's understandable. I don't think any of us would expect him to play so soon after a concussion. But lying and saying he's been "cleared to play" and will be going in there if Gardner gets dinged up is status quo for this guy and just fucking stupid.
We all know why he's been dressing. Probably an idea from the same guy who thought up "probable, mild" concussion.
|1 week 1 day ago||Dressing Shane Morris for||
Dressing Shane Morris for show even though he obviously isn't cleared to play is pretty disturbing.
|1 week 1 day ago||At some point you gotta||
At some point you gotta wonder whether or not this horrid four year stretch of injuries is bad luck or a product of the obvious "rub some dirt on it" mentality of our leader.
|1 week 1 day ago||So it's a site to "restore"||
So it's a site to "restore" Michigan athletics...with no concrete suggestions re: how to do so. Alright, then.
|1 week 1 day ago||Hearing Dan Mullen speak - I||
Hearing Dan Mullen speak - I want him. I want him now.
|1 week 1 day ago||Commercial? That shit was||
Commercial? That shit was "retail activation."
|1 week 1 day ago||Hoke looks absolutely||
Hoke looks absolutely defeated. A shell of his former self. Do the right thing buddy. Hang 'em up.
|1 week 2 days ago||Just LOL at the substance of||
Just LOL at the substance of the quote.
|1 week 2 days ago||This is false. State Street||
This is false.
State Street it.
The search for Brandon's replacement is well underway.
It's happening, fellas.
|1 week 3 days ago||Yeah, you're right. John Doe||
Yeah, you're right. John Doe Booster from an SEC school should be able to pay LaQuandre' Adams, 5* recruit, $100,000 for his "autograph"
|1 week 3 days ago||Ok but the rule is still the||
Ok but the rule is still the rule. And if you get caught, you have to pay the price.
After the Manziel fiasco, you'd have to be ridiculously dumb to sign 250 jerseys in a row for the same dealer.
This dude is dumb. He broke a stupid rule. Doesn't mean he shouldn't pay the price.
|1 week 3 days ago||Youth! Freshman and||
Youth! Freshman and sophomores! Development! Or something.
|1 week 3 days ago||This sounds like a great||
This sounds like a great idea. New rule in society - if you think a rule is stupid, just don't follow it!
|1 week 3 days ago||Jeez. Does anyone think Mark||
Jeez. Does anyone think Mark Richt has lost control of the Georgia football program?
|1 week 4 days ago||Spurrier retired when he left||
Spurrier retired when he left UF.
|1 week 4 days ago||I honestly don't think he||
I honestly don't think he will ever coach above the DL level again. He's not cut out to be the head guy when schools are trending towards hiring innovate, intellectual guys. He won't be a DC anywhere because...well frankly he can't. Could you imagine that dude coordinating a defense?
|1 week 4 days ago||Something tells me he's||
Something tells me he's snapchatting JB.
|1 week 4 days ago||Well technically it's not a||
Well technically it's not a coaching search until you fire your coach.
|1 week 4 days ago||My apologies for not||
My apologies for not crediting you above. It was a miscommunication.
|1 week 4 days ago||Lochdawg as Interim AD?||
Lochdawg as Interim AD? Shudder.
They are working to replace DB behind the scenes. Only issue is how quick they can get it done.
|1 week 4 days ago||Meh he's kind of||
Meh he's kind of douche-tacular. Have you ever seen a press conference?
|1 week 4 days ago||When was the last time DB got||
When was the last time DB got shitcanned from anything? Oh to be a fly on the wall when Schlissel drops the bomb...
|1 week 4 days ago||Thank you. I hope you whipper||
I hope you whipper snappers boycott the shit out of kickoff on Saturday.
|1 week 4 days ago||Best written post on this||
Best written post on this site in a long time. Maybe even ever. Hope you stick around.
This is the beautiful thing about our country - if you want change, you can speak out about it.
|1 week 4 days ago||Bro, you've probably spent||
Bro, you've probably spent over $1,500 in Michigan apparel in the past year, but you think not buying a $5 pretzel will send some sort of message?
|1 week 5 days ago||I don't think people dream||
I don't think people dream about starting off 2-4 either.
|1 week 5 days ago||Oh, hey Mr. Brandon.||
Oh, hey Mr. Brandon.
|1 week 5 days ago||Jesus Christ, I knew they had||
Jesus Christ, I knew they had minions patrolling the blog but I never thought they'd put Red up to it.
|1 week 5 days ago||He's been doing this for the past two weeks||
Anyone ever seen Heavyweights? That student athlete send off at Glick before the Rutgers game reminds me of the scene where that sleazeball salesman plays Jerry the tape of everybody having fun at fat camp. Go karts, the blob. That's what we saw when DB was posing for the cameras, hugging hoke and waving his Pom Poms. All BS. Manufactured.
|1 week 5 days ago||Hey||
We're not 6-0 because our team stinks, because the guy that that's in charge of the department that put out this ad hired a shit coach for political reasons.
|1 week 5 days ago||Disgusting.||
|1 week 5 days ago||What could be better?: Welcome all to Elliott's Bar Mitzvah!!!!|
|1 week 5 days ago||The fuck?||
|1 week 5 days ago||I think Hoke is also culpable||
I think Hoke is also culpable for alienating students and alumni. The dude is the face of the University, but acts like anyone outside of his four walls is an alien being that knows nothing about football and or/coaching and isn't entitled to any sort of knowledge about the football program.
|1 week 5 days ago||Good on him.||
Good on him.
|1 week 5 days ago||To whom did you promise this||
To whom did you promise this assault on my vision?
|1 week 5 days ago||He returns!||
|1 week 5 days ago||(No subject)||
|1 week 5 days ago||What about the Block-M||
What about the Block-M branded jockstraps? Heard those were being worn on Saturday as well.
|1 week 5 days ago||Sorry your coach/AD blow,||
Sorry your coach/AD blow, bro. Things will get better. They just have to get worse first.
|1 week 5 days ago||You know what? I've heard||
You know what? I've heard this "the recruits won't like it" talk. But quite frankly I don't give a damn what some 16 or 17 year old high school kid thinks about this. I, along with anyone else that attends/attended the University have poured our blood, sweat and tears into the place and all it has to offer. It is their/our right to stand up for what we believe is right. So honestly why should I give a single fuck what some kid in Toldeo or Muskegon thinks about the students protesting a draconian Athletic Department?
|1 week 5 days ago||That is your opinion! In||
That is your opinion! In reality, having a totally empty student section would make ESPN and all other media outlets foam at the mouth! It is actually a good idea! And it would no doubt effectuate change!
|1 week 5 days ago||I think getting blown out by||
I think getting blown out by Minnesota at home is more embarassing than the students making their voice heard in a public demonstration promoting change.
|1 week 5 days ago||^^^Over/Under 0.5 UM degrees||
^^^Over/Under 0.5 UM degrees between the two of you?
Let the students do what they want. They have earned that right.
|1 week 5 days ago||Dude, again, congregating||
Dude, again, congregating outside of the section gates is going to get you all dispersed for creating a "fire hazard" or some made up DB excuse.
Congregate outside the gates to the Stadium.
|1 week 5 days ago||The protest and your comment||
The protest and your comment aren't mutually exclusive.
|1 week 5 days ago||It will take bringing in a||
It will take bringing in a coach who doesn't act smug and shit all over the fans.
Seriously. We're all depressed. Hoke is tanking the program. Would it kill him to give us a sliver of hope? "Jabrill is hurt a little bit, but he's on board and will be back in a few weeks" would even go a long way.
|1 week 6 days ago||Each and every poster on that||
Each and every poster on that board also firmly believed JON GRUDEN would coach there before they hired Butch Jones.
|1 week 6 days ago||Can someone grill this||
Can someone grill this motherfucker at these things? I mean seriously.
Hoke is an asshole to each and every one of these journos every week. You figure they wouldn't just sit there and take it.
|1 week 6 days ago||We have now hit the hipster||
We have now hit the hipster stage of CC threads, where everybody's throwing out their trendy DIII and DII coach.
|2 weeks 11 hours ago||Get. The damn. Original.||
Get. The damn. Original. Email.
|2 weeks 15 hours ago||Yeah, OK||
These people are grown ups. Even Dantonio would coach M if you threw $8 Mil at him.
|2 weeks 15 hours ago||CC: Nick Saban||
Because why the fuck not?
|2 weeks 17 hours ago||^^^spent most friday nights||
^^^spent most friday nights on campus at UMix.
|2 weeks 17 hours ago||To be honest it sounds like||
To be honest it sounds like most of the people dissenting are old farts/Wal-Mart types who are still hiding behind the much maligned "Support the Troops" defense.
As a youngish alum, I can pretty safely say this protest will be welcomed by ~95% of the student section, if not more.
|2 weeks 18 hours ago||[fart noise].||
|2 weeks 18 hours ago||Honestly I think it will be||
Honestly I think it will be less embarassing, because it will take attention away from the tire fire on the field.
|2 weeks 18 hours ago||When you get accepted to||
When you get accepted to Michigan, you can do whatever the hell you want.
|2 weeks 18 hours ago||re: embarassment||
See: last night's game.
|2 weeks 18 hours ago||If Harbaugh is dumped in the||
If Harbaugh is dumped in the middle of the season, you have to fire Hoke immediately and go all in. Right?
|2 weeks 18 hours ago||I hate to inform you of this||
I hate to inform you of this sir, but we lost to Rutgers last night. Pretty sure that's all the embarassment we need to shoo recruits away.
|2 weeks 18 hours ago||I would suggest congregating||
I would suggest congregating OUTSIDE of the gates until y'all march in at the same time. If you enter and chill in the concourse, knowing our excellent leader he will have already directed all of the ushers to herd the cattle to their seats by threatening them all with eviction while highlighting the "no re-entry" policy.
If you wait outside, they won't deny entry to all of you if you wait until after kickoff.
|2 weeks 19 hours ago||#thankyoustudents.||
|2 weeks 20 hours ago||You ever watch soccer?||
The student section needs a Tifo at the PSU game. This needs to happen.
A large banner, with a pointed message, would truly get the point across on the national stage.
I know we have some dedicated students perusing the board (and maybe some hardcore soccer fans to boot that know what I'm talking about?) so can we please get this going?
If you're unsure what a Tifo is, please google it.
We can leave the flares at home, though.
|2 weeks 21 hours ago||I can count! I'll do it!||
I can count! I'll do it!
|2 weeks 22 hours ago||It really looks like Hoke||
It really looks like Hoke isn't healthy enough for the job. And I'm not talking about his weight. Hoke looks and sounds like a man who hasn't slept in weeks and is letting the stress get to him. He has really deteriorated over the past four years.
I truly feel bad for the guy and hope he just steps down, for his own good.
|2 weeks 23 hours ago||It is pretty clear what's||
It is pretty clear what's gone on the last four years.
Hoke began with Rodriguez developed players and won big. Then he brought in some of his own and we won small. Year three, with a majority of his players, we lost small. And now year four, with a roster comprised totally of Brady Hoke developed players, we're losing big.
This guy may be not only the worst coach in M history, but the worst coach in all of FBS this year.
|2 weeks 1 day ago||Yeah but have you seen this||
Yeah but have you seen this guy talk pizza?
|2 weeks 1 day ago||The last time I felt pain was||
The last time I felt pain was PSU last year. Since then it's pretty much been waiting for Hoke to get canned.
|2 weeks 1 day ago||I have it on good authority||
I have it on good authority DB is out. You won't see it publicly announced until a successor is lined up, ala the Borges/Nussmeier transition. The due dilligence is being done by the powers that be through back channels.
So wherever the bottom is, just be thankful this guy won't be leading us through another hapless few weeks where we obsess over the Domino's plane on FlightAware.
|2 weeks 1 day ago||Exhibit Motherfucking A of||
Exhibit Motherfucking A of the old adage:
"A team takes on the personality of its Head Coach."
|2 weeks 1 day ago||lol||
"We're miserable, so let's stay miserable, because the last time we tried to become un-miserable that didn't go so well."
|2 weeks 1 day ago||I can't go from watching Ole||
I can't go from watching Ole Miss - Bama to this. Just can't do it.
|2 weeks 1 day ago||...except each and every one||
...except each and every one of these college kids, per NCAA rules, sign waivers upon enrollment allowing their coaches to disclose their injuries.
Noboody's asking for super personal medical information. Jesus. The HIPAA Warriors are relentless.
|2 weeks 1 day ago||Question about the status of||
Question about the status of that email that you posted that was picked up by major national sportswriters and mentioned on ESPN - where is it?
|2 weeks 1 day ago||Well then you better turn on||
Well then you better turn on the SEC network and root like hell for the Gators.
|2 weeks 1 day ago||We've fallen so far we have||
We've fallen so far we have to trash talk Rutgers.
This is Michigan.
|2 weeks 1 day ago||Calling BS on this. There's||
Calling BS on this. There's no way Brady Hoke even knows how to connect to the internet, let alone embed images.
|2 weeks 1 day ago||I think the most likely||
I think the most likely scenario is this:
That email we've seen is authentic. But it was preceded by an email that was in no way "respectful." WD's friends aunt (Jesus H. Christ) doesn't want to forward along her original email because it is personal and disrespectful, and may reflect poorly on her. And thus we're here left to speculate the authenticity of an email from Mr. Brandon that is most likely very real.
However, I will leave it to WD to defend himself and provide proof.
|2 weeks 1 day ago||How hard would it be, if it||
How hard would it be, if it were real, to call your friend and say:
"Dude, Keith Olberman was talking about this email last night. Can't you get me a copy of the original email from your aunt? This is becoming big time news."
|2 weeks 2 days ago||Unofficial poll...if Kirk||
Unofficial poll...if Kirk never opens his mouth on that fateful Saturday...is Les Miles our coach?
|2 weeks 3 days ago||? he's talking about the guy||
? he's talking about the guy that commented on the article.
If you don't like the way this place is run, then GTFO. Nobody will miss you.
|2 weeks 3 days ago||So...exactly the same||
So...exactly the same response he sent that other guy.
|2 weeks 3 days ago||What was he supposed to||
What was he supposed to say?
"Yeah, our donations have dropped dramatically, this is bad man."
Something tells me that "number" is not very high.
|2 weeks 3 days ago||There are now national media||
There are now national media inquiring as to the veracity of the exchange. How hard could it be to get a copy of the actual email if this is indeed real?
WD you could become a hero. Get on this.
|2 weeks 3 days ago||Not only to him, but to his||
Not only to him, but to his family.
Sorry you married a douchetool, Mrs. Brandon.
|2 weeks 3 days ago||Brian is paying for the FOIA||
Brian is paying for the FOIA request, per twitter.
Too bad it will take approximately six years.
|2 weeks 3 days ago||That will be $232.40, in||
That will be $232.40, in administrative costs, please.
|2 weeks 3 days ago||You may remember WD's||
You may remember WD's friend's aunt, the "lighting fixture queen" of Western Pennsylvania
|2 weeks 3 days ago||You need to do better than||
You need to do better than that bro. This is now officially a "thing". Go get the original email since it must exist.
If it does, and it's "respectful" as you say, you will break the (Michigan) internet.
|2 weeks 3 days ago||I've corresponded with the||
I've corresponded with the "dabran" address in the recent past. It's still active. He still uses it.
|2 weeks 3 days ago||But if it is, though?||
But if it is, though? Wouln't you cream yourself?
|2 weeks 3 days ago||That is his email address.||
That is his email address.
The reason I'm 100% certain this is legit? The poorly placed ellipses. Tell tale sign of a DB email.
|2 weeks 3 days ago||"We will be fine without you"||
"We will be fine without you" needs to become the battle cry of this anti-DB campaign.
|2 weeks 3 days ago||Nobody can deliver a bigger||
Nobody can deliver a bigger FU to Dave Brandon tonight than Coach Rod.
Let's root him on.
|2 weeks 3 days ago||...but you've been doing the||
...but you've been doing the opposite since circa 2010.
|2 weeks 3 days ago||This is fucking infuriating.||
This is fucking infuriating. There was no "breakdown in communications" such that the Head Coach had no idea on Monday that his QB that was involved in a national media circus was diagnosed as concussed on SUNDAY.
There is zero chance of that. Absolutely none.
Hoke was lying to save his ass, hoping others would lie for him and cover for him.
Unfortunately now it's just lies on lies.
|2 weeks 3 days ago||inb4WD||
|2 weeks 4 days ago||James Franklin. Give him 8||
James Franklin. Give him 8 mil.
|2 weeks 4 days ago||Boom ow ow ow ow Get back in||
Boom ow ow ow ow
Get back in there son, post haste!
Hoke's a dinosaur
|2 weeks 4 days ago||Hutch4FootballHC?||
|2 weeks 4 days ago||I swear I heard a||
I swear I heard a "Physicalness" in there somewhere.
|2 weeks 4 days ago||If Pete Roussel has reported||
If Pete Roussel has reported that we are already in the midst of looking for a new AD, then you can write that shit in ink - DB is on the way out.
Roussel is keyed in. I believe he dropped the knowledge that M was looking for a new OC ~3-6 weeks before we actually canned Borges publicly.
ED: that actually may have been his brother that reported it first, can't remember for sure. My statetment holds.
|2 weeks 4 days ago||Gotta love how our "Michigan||
Gotta love how our "Michigan Man," the face of an elite American institution of higher learning, speaks like he has a fifth grade reading comprehension level.
|2 weeks 4 days ago||Have you recently consumed||
Have you recently consumed hallucinogens?
|2 weeks 4 days ago||Is it bad that after reading||
Is it bad that after reading your whole post, I still have no idea what you're trying to say?
|2 weeks 4 days ago||Well, again in technical||
Well, again in technical terms, yes. Your team brought in no tangible revenue to the AD. In fact, your budget was subsidized by other sports, namely Football and Men's Basketball, and to a lesser extent Women's Basketball (though if you ran track long enough ago, we can remove the latter).
|2 weeks 5 days ago||Well I mean in literal terms,||
Well I mean in literal terms, they are worthless. They are in fact money losers for the Department.
|2 weeks 5 days ago||Well, if he built an||
Well, if he built an unnecessary, brand new multi million dollar facility for your worthless non-revenue sport, you'd support the guy too.
|2 weeks 5 days ago||That moment when you open the||
That moment when you open the thread, and it wasn't created by WD.
|2 weeks 5 days ago||BRANDGHAZI||
|2 weeks 5 days ago||Fuck these incompetent||
Fuck these incompetent buffoons for dragging this kid through this.
Fuck them all.
|2 weeks 5 days ago||The mascot!||
|2 weeks 5 days ago||What in the fuck kind of||
What in the fuck kind of comparisons are these? Do you think the Head Coach is directly involved with the logistics of setting up the videotaping of practice? Was Brian Kelly there that night to remove Shembo from Seeberg's room?
The crux of the issue is Brady Hoke was standing feet from his concussed starting quarterback and essentially told him to rub some dirt on it and try to throw another pass.
|2 weeks 5 days ago||In the Michigan AD, we call||
In the Michigan AD, we call that a "miscommunication."
|2 weeks 5 days ago||You are delusional.||
You are delusional. Absolutely delusional.
|2 weeks 5 days ago||At this point Hoke's just||
At this point Hoke's just lying for lying's sake. Legitimately no purpose for it.
|2 weeks 5 days ago||Mine was considerably shorter||
Dear Dr. Schlissel.
If you haven't read the newspapers or watched the Today Show or NBC World News Tonight, our Athletic Director fucking sucks.
Please fire his ass.
|2 weeks 6 days ago||Let this be a lesson to all||
Let this be a lesson to all of you - don't bite the hand that feeds you.
Hoke has been terse, purposely untruthful, and downright nasty to the media since the day after he was hired. At the first hint of turmoil, the sharks circled in the water. They smelled blood.
And now, they will go for the kill.
Goodbye, Brady Hoke.
|2 weeks 6 days ago||Because he probably has a||
Because he probably has a concussion, and now they are wondering what the fuck to do.
|2 weeks 6 days ago||Yeah, something tells me that||
Yeah, something tells me that release will never exist.
|2 weeks 6 days ago||What would his AD sources||
What would his AD sources know? This shit is being handled through back channels by a search firm, probably Parker or Hughes, and the only people that know about it are the headhunter and Schlissel/select regents.
|2 weeks 6 days ago||Just ejaculated.||
|2 weeks 6 days ago||You raise me up, so I can||
You raise me up, so I can stand on mountains.
|2 weeks 6 days ago||Actually, I think his dog||
Actually, I think his dog hates him too.
|2 weeks 6 days ago||No way this dude is hired as||
No way this dude is hired as a HC again. Speaking of which, no way he even becomes a DC (could anyone fathom Brady Hoke coordinating a defense?).
|2 weeks 6 days ago||Your blog sucks. Thanks for||
Your blog sucks. Thanks for spamming though.
|2 weeks 6 days ago||::fires up FlightAware::||
::fires up FlightAware::
|2 weeks 6 days ago||You'll eat your ticket, but||
You'll eat your ticket, but not a lemon?
|3 weeks 3 min ago||Not a Michigan Man (TM),||
Not a Michigan Man (TM), would not consider.
|3 weeks 1 hour ago||Doesn't work like that.||
Doesn't work like that. Brady works for the University, which would be a co-party in any lawsuit. Rule 1 of suing people - sue people with the deepest pockets.
|3 weeks 1 hour ago||You've never tried to buy a||
You've never tried to buy a timeout Bando?
|3 weeks 1 hour ago||This makes it clear that the||
This makes it clear that the university is trying not to acknowledge the head injury, so as not to open themselves up to future litigation.
The lawyered up statement last night, along with these clearly rehearsed answers (which Hoke still somehow bungles the fuck out of?) make it clear that we're stuck with Hoke beyond this week.
Letting him go now and apologizing would sink the University, as fucked up as that is.
|3 weeks 1 hour ago||I feel like I'm stupider from||
I feel like I'm stupider from having read that.
|3 weeks 1 hour ago||Brady Hoke is not a "Michigan||
Brady Hoke is not a "Michigan Man." He's a Ball State Man. Always has been.
|3 weeks 10 hours ago||Where in God's name would you||
Where in God's name would you even find a gif like this?
What in the fuck do you even search for?
|3 weeks 11 hours ago||Go fuck yourself. Also,||
Go fuck yourself.
|3 weeks 17 hours ago||If Brady Hoke is still||
If Brady Hoke is still coaching on Tuesday, it may be the biggest crime of DB's tenure.
|3 weeks 18 hours ago||...because it becomes pretty||
...because it becomes pretty clear that the ref asks Hoke to take a timeout, and he says no. What other reason could there be for not calling one? Obviously that timeout had a significant amount of value to him.
|3 weeks 18 hours ago||The more and more I see it,||
The more and more I see it, the more it's apparent that Hoke was so desperate to preserve the two timeouts left that he let it get in the way of player safety.
|3 weeks 18 hours ago||Am I wrong to think this is a||
Am I wrong to think this is a scandal in the same quantum level as the Ray Rice deal? This has all the elements of abuse, with a smattering of negligence.
|3 weeks 18 hours ago||It's legitimately impossible||
It's legitimately impossible to support this Fuckwad.
|3 weeks 1 day ago||"They're an awful lot like||
"They're an awful lot like Michigan" - Mike Patrick, on Minnesota.
THIS IS THE WORLD WE LIVE IN.
|3 weeks 1 day ago||Best case scenario - this||
Best case scenario - this thread is locked
Worst case scenario - you are an asshat
|3 weeks 1 day ago||Ok, it's official. We need||
Ok, it's official. We need to hire Dan Mullen for his wife.
|3 weeks 1 day ago||Welp, we're fucked.||
Welp, we're fucked.
|3 weeks 1 day ago||...that the streak comes to||
...that the streak comes to an end.
|3 weeks 2 days ago||Dear Mr. Ross, Please sit||
Dear Mr. Ross,
Please sit down in a room with Mr. Jim Harbaugh, throw 50 mil on the table and make him say no.
|3 weeks 3 days ago||Went into this thinking it||
Went into this thinking it was gonna be a load of bullshit, but the mention of Joe Parker indicates this guy is legit.
That's a name I know people at the university covet. He is the real deal. Could have left Tech for a couple other AD gigs but is waiting for the right fit.
So yeah, there may be something to this.
|3 weeks 4 days ago||Logical conclusion - Brady||
Logical conclusion - Brady Hoke should remain on as DL coach?
|3 weeks 5 days ago||How about we do both?||
How about we do both?
|3 weeks 5 days ago||Brady Hoke made over 11 grand||
Brady Hoke made over 11 grand today. His family will be fine.
|3 weeks 5 days ago||And by that time, it'll be||
And by that time, it'll be too late.
Let's be real, if we want an AD in place to lead the next coaching search, however remote that possibility may be, Brandon would have to be out in the next couple of weeks.
|3 weeks 5 days ago||You know what else Bo would||
You know what else Bo would not approve of?
|3 weeks 5 days ago||You know what recruits think||
You know what recruits think is fucking sweet?
Let's do this.
|3 weeks 5 days ago||Sued? Sued! This place is||
Sued? Sued! This place is great.
|3 weeks 5 days ago||We have been mediocre for||
We have been mediocre for long enough. You want changes to be made? Then somebody has to take initiative.
Kudos to OP for setting this up. This is the perfect, read PERFECT way to send a message. It won't be that expensive, all things considered, and it will surely get huge media play.
I'm strapping on the boots, men. Let's fucking do this.
|3 weeks 5 days ago||Brady Hoke is such a man of||
Brady Hoke is such a man of integrity, most of what comes out of his mouth is a lie.
|3 weeks 5 days ago||These factions are a farce.||
These factions are a farce. He's a fucking Michigan fan. And it'd be impossible, as a Michigan fan, not to be outraged at the trajectory of the program.
|3 weeks 5 days ago||Wait hold on. Did Craig||
Wait hold on. Did Craig James actually kill some hookers? How was he able to become a commentator for ESPN? Or even a candidate for Senate in Texas?
|3 weeks 6 days ago||:pulls up MS-DOS:||
:pulls up MS-DOS:
|3 weeks 6 days ago||At some point there needs to||
At some point there needs to be some sort of an organization for a demonstartion of sorts. The administration building? Pitchforks? Signs? Somebody needs to take the reigns on this.
I nominate WD.
|3 weeks 6 days ago||Burn it to the||
Burn it to the ground!!!!!!!!!!!!
|3 weeks 6 days ago||Of course, our Athletic||
Of course, our Athletic Department operates like social media doesn't exist. Of course.
|3 weeks 6 days ago||Could it really get worse||
Could it really get worse than this?
|3 weeks 6 days ago||What a fucking abortion of an||
What a fucking abortion of an organization.
|3 weeks 6 days ago||He has one job: win football||
He has one job: win football games. He doesn't do that job very well.
Whether he's a nice dude is irrelevant.
|3 weeks 6 days ago||DB spin machine already at||
DB spin machine already at work. Remember when the skywriting was "directed to be done all over Southeast Michigan, not specifically East Lansing, or anything like that."
|3 weeks 6 days ago||This is without a doubt rock||
This is without a doubt rock bottom of my sports fandom.
And I'm a Mets fan.
|3 weeks 6 days ago||Somebody get Rachel Nichols||
Somebody get Rachel Nichols the fuck in there.
|3 weeks 6 days ago||"Thanks for coming out.||
"Thanks for coming out. Allow me to poop all over you, refuse to answer any questions, and speak in vague generalities that will make your job very difficult."
|3 weeks 6 days ago||I love this man. Fuck Brady||
I love this man.
Fuck Brady Hoke and his smugness.
|3 weeks 6 days ago||We are Eastern||
We are Eastern Michigan.
The only way Eastern stays FBS eligible is by giving away thousands of tickets to Pepsi, their main (only?) sponsor.
|3 weeks 6 days ago||lol.||
|4 weeks 12 hours ago||I don't blame him. Hoke has||
I don't blame him.
Hoke has been a huge asshat to every member of the press since the day after his intro press conference.
He deserves the heat.
|4 weeks 13 hours ago||We were shut out for the||
We were shut out for the first time in 30 years and were not competitive against Utah at home.
Are you fucking kidding?
|4 weeks 15 hours ago||Four score and seven years||
Four score and seven years ago:
|4 weeks 15 hours ago||I think we need to shut the||
I think we need to shut the damn thing down before accepting a bid to play in the Independence Bowl.
|4 weeks 17 hours ago||With all due restpect bro,||
With all due restpect bro, our whole program is currently on fire. I'm not that concerned about a group of kids that may or may not enroll here, and if they do who'll graduate in 2018.
|4 weeks 17 hours ago||Hoke's not getting fired||
Hoke's not getting fired during the season. I think that's pretty clear. But does DB stick to his guns with that "post season evaluation" bullshit he pulled with Rich, or do we cut ties with him OSU?
I think that is the main question.
|4 weeks 22 hours ago||Because our Head Coach is||
Because our Head Coach is totally incompetent, our team is playing terribly, and there's no end to our mediocrity in sight?
|4 weeks 1 day ago||Is she ready for the binders?||
Is she ready for the binders?
|4 weeks 1 day ago||Drunker than when Dave||
Drunker than Dave Brandon when he had a revelation that hiring Brady Hoke was a good idea.
|4 weeks 1 day ago||Hey asshat, there's this||
Hey asshat, there's this thing called a free market. This is the motherfucking United States of fucking America. I'll do what I want.
|4 weeks 1 day ago||This is the most asinine||
This is the most asinine fucking thing I have read in my life.
|4 weeks 1 day ago||He's a nice guy. We should||
He's a nice guy. We should still fire his ass in the parking lot in about ten minutes.
|4 weeks 2 days ago||He gone forever, apparently.||
He gone forever, apparently. Dismissed.
|4 weeks 2 days ago||Have you taken Econ 101?||
Have you taken Econ 101?
|4 weeks 3 days ago||This guy wishes he knew who||
This guy wishes he knew who led the team in tipped passes in 1967 but only in away games played to non-capacity crowds.
|4 weeks 3 days ago||Dude, you blow my mind on a||
Dude, you blow my mind on a daily basis.
|4 weeks 3 days ago||That thing you get to do||
That thing you get to do right before you plunge into six figures of debt?
|4 weeks 3 days ago||+1 Funny||