is there such a thing as an etsy genuis? if so, this is it.
|6 days 15 hours ago||On a Rascal.||
Well Blazer already rolled up to a FIFA Executive Committee with a bugged keychain, providing much of the evidence from which these arrests were made.
He already done rolled.
|2 weeks 1 day ago||I'll take your word for it --||
I'll take your word for it -- I haven't read the books.
I definitely agree with you that cartoonish is a good way to describe how Dorne-related stuff has been treated in the show.
Except for Oberyn. And free-lovin', pre-head squashing Ellaria. Those two were boss.
|2 weeks 1 day ago||Sand snakes||
The name alone makes me suspicious that they're pretty cheesy and campy in the books too. And the idea sort of lends itself to one-dimensional presentation: "Look! Little girls, but they can fight! Neat!"
Also I think it's just gonna be hard to choreograph fight scenes between large adults and 100 lb mites unless the latter have martial arts training or something. But I agree that those were some lame sequences.
|2 weeks 1 day ago||Shitty episode||
1) The stuff with the Sparrows feels like a real stretch designed to keep Cersei relevant. Maybe the incredible rise to lower of the Church Militant makes sense in the books, but it seems rushed and far-fetched in the show.
2) The sand snakes -- and really, Dorne more broadly -- are embarrassingly campy. The costumes for Dornish guards look like they were raided from the Lion King musical rack. B-movie fantasy plot and dialogue abounds in Dorne for some reason.
3) Tyrion (and Jorah) being abducted and Tyrion talking his way into being kept alive feels like a variation of a theme we've seen many times by now. Maybe the whole point is to get the band back together with Varys, which is a worthy goal I suppose. But it felt forced.
4) Ending with Sansa's rape is making the creators of the show start to look almost sadistic towards viewers.
I like Baelish more and more as a character - he's slimy as hell, but he might be the smartest individual in Westeros. And the House of Black and White stuff was really well done. (The hall of faces - holy shit!) But overall this was not an enjoyable episode at all.
|2 weeks 1 day ago||???||
Who the fuck had any sympathy with Ramsay Bolton at any point?
Maybe the writers should also put lots of scenes in where Tyrion can't reach things on shelves to make sure there's no shred of doubt that he's a dwarf.
|2 weeks 1 day ago||Fascinating||
It used to be the case that it was de jure impossible to rape one's wife. A wife's body was essentially a possession of her husband's, and the act of marriage meant implied consent for life. Or, in other terms, marital sex was a legal right for husbands that could not be withheld by their wives.
I've never seen someone in the modern day defend that position before. So, uh, congrats.
|4 weeks 6 days ago||Sure, sure||
|7 weeks 2 days ago||One point only||
Completely aside from the procedural problems related to university tribunals, this is an utterly wackadoo scenario.
What if there was a rape conspiracy concocted for the purpose of getting some poor sap expelled? This was a stupid plot line in Orange is the New Black, let alone in real life. And the honeypot/victim-seductress is keeping her comrades up to date with texts all along! BUT HOW DO WE GET OUR HANDS ON THOSE TEXTS?
|8 weeks 1 day ago||Morris||
I was pleasantly surprised with Morris, who had a few good plays beyond the fades to Darboh that were worth mentioning. He could easily have had 6-7 more completions if his receivers could hang onto the ball. I don't care how hard the ball is coming in - if you're a WR or a TE and the ball hit you in the hands (or the torso, or the helmet), you should've made the catch.
|10 weeks 5 days ago||Man||
You MBAs sure have a way with words.
|11 weeks 1 day ago||If the fellas at RCMB were capable||
of satire and abstract thought, this kind of bullshit is what they'd write to parody MGoBlog.
|12 weeks 6 days ago||Pretty great work here, sir.||
That is all.
|13 weeks 14 hours ago||Arm strength||
I distinctly remember a throw in Peters' highlight video where the ball travels 65 yards in the air. If anything, he doesn't look like he has elite zip on intermediate throws, but his long ball is no joke.
|13 weeks 3 days ago||I don't know what to say||
If that's true, then the nation is fucking stupid. If you look at Carr's overall career he's one of the top 20 coaches of the last fifty years.
75% career win percentage, 19-8 vs. top ten opponents, six 10-win seasons, five conference championships, one national championship.
If the Hoke and Rodriguez era still haven't convinced people that what Lloyd accomplished is in fact really fucking hard to pull off -- yes, even at Michigan -- then those people have their heads up their ass.
|13 weeks 4 days ago||This is bunk||
Borges was one of the more articulate coaches I've heard in a press conference. And Mattison was great to listen to as well. True, the former was a tire fire as a coordinator, but let's be fair and accurate in our criticisms.
I really like Drevno's style, and it seems like he's got a great sense of humor. But I wouldn't say he was as articulate as Gorgeous Al. Also, I think you might be giving Funk short shrift because he looked like Catatonic Gary Busey. He never sounded particularly inarticulate to me, just monotone and boring.
But perhaps we can all find common ground upon the notion that Greg Jackson is toe to toe with Hoke himself in terms of elocution.
|14 weeks 4 days ago||Agreed||
App. State was a big deal because of the symbolic weight it carried - and it's come to carry more and more, quite inappropriately in my opinion. That team went on to do some pretty decent things, including the Citrus Bowl win. And App. State would have beat that Toledo team any day if the week.
Toledo and 3-9 was infinitely worse than App. State.
|15 weeks 5 days ago||Now this||
Is a well-crafted goddamn comment, sir.
|15 weeks 5 days ago||I disagree with absolutely every expression of||
I disagree with absolutely every expression of condemnation for any action taken against Mr. Weiss. I've seen that website. This person is a force for evil in this world. Hopefully it will remain smalltime, self-produced rap videos financed by mom and dad evil. Douchebag Evil.
But this is America, and that kind of evil, with enough energy and narcissisn behind it (esp. in combination with mom and dad's financial backing), can take one very far indeed.
I cannot stress this seriously enough. Unleash hell, and do so with an unblemished conscience.
|15 weeks 5 days ago||This||
Is the lazy accusation made every time things don't work out with a coach. It may be right every once in a while, but I didn't see any indications of it under Hoke. By contrast, it's really easy to see where inane coaching in terms of scheme and preparation was to blame. So I don't see any need to speculate about lack of effort in addition.
|15 weeks 5 days ago||Martyrs, Kass||
If anyone has it tough in this country, it's white guys and Christians.
|15 weeks 6 days ago||Question||
Does anyone know whether passage of this measure in the CSG automatically means we'd start bearing it at sporting events? Would the AD or the band director or whoever just be able to just ignore this idiotic idea?
|15 weeks 6 days ago||Jesus||
I think this idea had sweet fuckall to do with political correctness. It had everything to do with some B-school shitheel thinking that putting his own brand on UM athletics would be mad trill.*
*I am over 30 years old, and I have no idea if this is an accurate parody of how said 19-20 yo shitheel might talk.
|15 weeks 6 days ago||Ted Nugent?||
You mean the guy who admittedly engaged in statutory rape and shit himself for days so as to avoid going to Vietnam?
Sounds like a plan.
|15 weeks 6 days ago||Contrarianism||
Shows that you're smarter than most other people.
|16 weeks 4 days ago||Heh||
When people see that O, all they see is a football team. The M denotes one of the world's great universities.
Thanks for playing.
|16 weeks 4 days ago||Man||
You're really fucking sneaky about being a Buckeye fan. More evidence that there are some really subtle minds in your fan base.
|16 weeks 5 days ago||Others have pointed this out||
But I'd look at UFRs and game-by-game performance with Green. His App. St. numbers really distort his YPC.
|16 weeks 5 days ago||I whimeheartedly agree re: the running backs. I'd||
I whimeheartedly agree re: the running backs. I'd bet a hefty sum that Isaac will be the workhorse from day 1. Green was underwhelming for a top recruit in his HS highlights, but his raw size/speed numbers earned him 5 stars. He's been below serviceable in two years here. I had higher hopes for Smith, but as you say he regressed over the course of the year too.
I'd predict Isaac and Higdon as 1 and 2, to be honest (would put Johnson at 2 if it wasn't for the injury.)
|16 weeks 5 days ago||Since the slot is off the line, nickels can't||
Since the slot is off the line, nickels can't press anyway, no? The bigger problem with Countess is run support.
|16 weeks 6 days ago||Sounds like rationalization||
But I don't see a whole lot of difference between Weber and Higdon based on highlights. Really similar runners, no? What do y'all think distinguishes the two? To me, Weber might be a bit faster, and Higdon a bit shiftier.
|16 weeks 6 days ago||Sounds like rationalization||
But I don't see a whole lot of difference between Weber and Higdon based on highlights. Really similar runners, no? What do y'all think distinguishes the two? To me, Weber might be a bit faster, and Higdon a bit shiftier.
|18 weeks 2 days ago||So this post is exactly the same as the dozens of||
So this post is exactly the same as the dozens of other 'so whaddya guys think about recruiting' posts that have been thrown up on the board. The clause about the first commits does not change the redundancy or vapidity one bit.
|18 weeks 4 days ago||Yeah||
But would they make Luke Fickell head coach for a year?
|18 weeks 5 days ago||You must've missed it||
The vast majority of the people on this site think Nussmeier's a damn genius because of Smoker and Price. Harbaugh's okay, but Nuss? Nuss is the truth.
|18 weeks 6 days ago||Oh man||
Well that 100-year legacy comment certainly isn't reinforcing any notions about frats being clubs for privileged white dudes, that's for sure.
|18 weeks 6 days ago||There are many, many other||
There are many, many other ways in which students can learn to take individual responsibility for all sorts of things, though maybe weekly catering is indeed unique to the fraternity system.
As far as living with other people, there are of course dorms, which actually teach you how to live with people who might actually be a little bit different than you in terms of background and perspective. (There's also co-ops, which are cool at least in theory. If you lived there, you'd have to do everything you'd have to do at a frat, only -- again -- with a much more diverse group of people. Even members of the opposite sex!)
You joined a frat for the social aspect of it. Or maybe for networking purposes, if you were particularly career-minded as a freshman. But don't try to tell me you joined it for the philanthropic opportunities.
|18 weeks 6 days ago||Well now||
This comment is a pretty good example of the negative side of frats.
|18 weeks 6 days ago||Small point first||
We're counting Dance Marathon as Greek? That wasn't my experience at all.
I thought about pledging a frat freshman year, and was invited to rush one (Alpha Sigma Phi), but I realized I would probably fail classes if I did. It was still a lot of fun to party there, though. Especially during the quest of four of the older guys in the frat to drink 100 beers on St. Patrick's Day (they finally did it, even though one of the four bowed out at 16 -- gave him plenty of shit for being out-drank by a freshman GDI in yours truly.)
Fraternities and sororities exist, fundamentally, as social clubs (to be slightly less charitable, as drinking and partying clubs.) You're blowing smoke to pretend differently. For any of the positive activities they engage in, there are myriad other outlets at the university - outlets that do not separate a sizeable part of the student body from the rest, nor foster any of the negative cultural outgrowths that fraternities tend to.
|18 weeks 6 days ago||That's hysterical||
Yes, of course that's what fraternities and sororities are mostly there for.
I mean, if only there were other avenues through which people at the university could learn to live together or engage in philanthropy ...
|18 weeks 6 days ago||Every time I hear someone||
Every time I hear someone bitch about the incompatibility of big-time athletics and academics, I wonder why they're not focusing instead on shutting down the Greek system, which adds absolutely nothing of value to the university.
|20 weeks 5 days ago||Yeah||
I think a lot of the excitement around Norfleet cones from Brian and, by extension, the breathless comments about his performance in 7 on 7s in high school. He's quick, but far from being an instinctive runner. I really think Peppers will supplant him from day 1 this year.
|20 weeks 5 days ago||Nuss||
You must really put a lot of stock into his time at Washington, I guess.
Results-based charting: Nuss was a goddamn tire fire.
(And I know most Nuss fans like to suggest that Hoke must have been telling him what plays to call, but there isn't really a shred of evidence to support that. Hoke had many flaws, but micromanaging never seemed to be one of them. Nor 'knowing anything about offense,' really.)
|21 weeks 1 hour ago||Man||
It's really nice to see a level-headed comment like this amidst all the ignorant Hot Takes flying around.
Good on ya, Clarkie.
|21 weeks 2 days ago||How does warm weather make a||
How does warm weather make a kid quicker or faster?
|21 weeks 2 days ago||How does warm weather make a||
How does warm weather make a kid quicker or faster?
|21 weeks 2 days ago||You know||
Our current head coach handled questions relating to Hoke's time at Michigan with eminent class, giving the man credit for the good things he's done for the program and the university.
You, on the other hand, made some really lame fat jokes. Which made you sound like either an idiot or a teenager.
|21 weeks 2 days ago||Seriously||
The whole 'deep south speed' thing has some really creepy quasi-racial undertones. Ezekiel Elliott is from St. Louis. Peppers is from NJ. Marcus Mariota's from Hawai'i. You can be fast from damn near anywhere.
|22 weeks 7 hours ago||Khakipoints or Harbits||
Seem like the obvious choices.
|26 weeks 6 hours ago||Jesus||
Debord the puppet master in Lloyd's stead? This is clearly the thread for the hardest core of the tinfoil hat crew.
|26 weeks 6 hours ago||You sound like someone||
Who really knows a lot about the inner workings of the athletic department and doesn't make unfounded extrapolations from rumors.
|27 weeks 4 days ago||Doesn't a walk-on, by definition, know that his||
Doesn't a walk-on, by definition, know that his scholarship is going to be deferred by a year?
|27 weeks 4 days ago||Because a football team has a lot of players, for one||
The impact on a football program of one decommitment is a fraction of the impact on one player when someone pulls shit like Mullen did (or Miles has done in the past, let's not forget.)
An 18-year old kid makes a commitment to *one* school, and two weeks before he's supposed to start there they tell him he's no longer wanted. The effect this has on that kid's life is nothing like the effect on a football team when one scholarship player out of 85 backs out at the last minute.
|27 weeks 4 days ago||Faith in a 'Michigan Man'||
Miles sure ran an SEC-style outfit when he was at Oklahoma State. No idea why you think he'd be able to change his stripes at Michigan.
|28 weeks 9 hours ago||Tip of the cap||
Slaughtering bison and one-man manifest destiny? That's some high-octane figurative language, my friend.
|28 weeks 5 days ago||Whoa||
Bielema and Stoops are not in the same neighborhood, by a long shot.
|29 weeks 2 days ago||Honestly||
The Hoke clone stuff I'd dead-on from a football perspective - if Miles didn't recruit like he was in the middle of the Deep South with unlimited booster cash, he'd be Hoke on Red Bull. Inane in-game management and an inability to field an offense that is close to reflecting the talent of recruits? Leslie's got that in spades. And, sexual improprieties aside, he's just about as sleazy as they come. Lied to Jai Eugene (and who knows how many others) about Lloyd having a serious health condition. Turned Okie State into an absolute circus in terms of academic and behavioral standards for players -- Gundy had to go full Charlie Strong on that program to clean it up, and it's not exactly Harvard over there.
Miles would be an unmitigated disaster of a hire. If you think to yourself, 'hey, Hoke's pretty good, but I wish he said more goofy shit and was willing to drag UM football into the gutter,' then Miles is your man. I am so, so fucking relieved in the knowledge that Schlissel won't go near him with a ten foot pole and an Ebola suit.
|29 weeks 2 days ago||This||
Is the very definition of selective memory.
|29 weeks 2 days ago||Damn||
Did Devin bang your sister and never call her again or something? You're really out to slam him on pretty much every thread you can find.
|29 weeks 2 days ago||I saw him play last year||
For most of the year, he was quite good. He was abysmal against Akron and UConn, pretty awful against NU, and awe-inspiring against ND, Indiana (yes, I know), and OSU. He has not, and will not, looked close to a fraction of the quarterback he was last year. He is broken.
And so help me god, if one more person says we might want to keep Nussmeier because they remember being excited about him and he did coach Bama and everything, I'm going to lunch myself in the fucking eye.
|29 weeks 2 days ago||Gardner is broken mentally||
But also physically. I truly think the farthest he can throw the ball down field is around 25 yards this year. His arm strength is absolutely shot.
|29 weeks 2 days ago||Not saying you're wrong||
So we need 3-5 of one of the best athletes to ever play at Michigan.
I agree that this would make us more formidable.
|29 weeks 2 days ago||He had the rep||
But he never seemed all that fast to me. I actually think Mike Shaw may have been faster.
Darryl Stonum was real fast.
|29 weeks 3 days ago||Less offensive than the game, to be fair||
Watching diarrhea slowly dry out on a gas station bathroom floor.
|29 weeks 5 days ago||All college coaches have control over a football||
All college coaches have control over a football program in ways NFL coaches don't. There are no college GMs.
|30 weeks 3 days ago||Uh huh||
And how much better did Gardner look under Borges?
Gardner was very good last year, and was stunningly so against OSU.
|30 weeks 3 days ago||Jesus||
The people who say this are operating on blind fucking faith.
Results-based muhfuckin' charting says Nussmeier's been abysmal. Good coaching = execution.
|31 weeks 1 day ago||This||
Doesn't make any fucking sense. I've yet to hear anything that convincingly links people being sorta mean to Rodriguez and the failures of his teams on the field. Maybe not letting him back up the Brinks truck to get Casteel, but that's not such a sure thing as people like to think, IMO. But certainly other than that, blaming Rodriguez's failed tenure on vague bad juju in the AD is the squishy epitome of feelingsball silliness.
|31 weeks 2 days ago||SORRY I MEANT OUTLOOK FOR THE||
SORRY I MEANT OUTLOOK FOR THE PHYSICALITY.
|31 weeks 2 days ago||I CONCUR||
WHERE IS THE OUTLOOK ON THE PHYSICALITY, ACE?
|31 weeks 2 days ago||So you totally forgot||
About that one year when Gardner was very good for all but 2-3 games despite being pulverized every time.
|31 weeks 3 days ago||Passive voice||
It has been talked about? By whom?
|31 weeks 6 days ago||Hey DAVE||
You sound like a Glenn Beck- listenin', tobacco-chewin' Tea Party shill here.
Or a Roseanne Barr-votin', hemp-powered-car-drivin' lefty wackadoo.
Hard to say.
Either way, slow your fuckin' roll with the partisan politics talk.
|31 weeks 6 days ago||HISTORY PEDANTRY BOMB||
Manchester liberalism (and lowercase liberalism everywhere but America, really) meant free trade, extremely limited government, and the lowest taxes possible.
Put another way, 'neoliberalism' is derived from 'Manchester liberalism,' which historically speaking is just 'liberalism'.
In American politics, liberalism means 'leftish-type politics.' But once you throw Manchester in front, you're talking about something specific.
|31 weeks 6 days ago||Rainwater and moonshine, man||
The only cocktail for me.
|31 weeks 6 days ago||Ha||
Excellent distillation of his logic here. Well done.
|31 weeks 6 days ago||'Leftist'||
You don't know shit, or you'd realize that there never would have been a need for the Wolverine Liberation Army to split off from MGoBlog if Brian was a fellow traveler.
But seriously, the use of the term makes you sound a bit hysterical and silly.
|35 weeks 1 day ago||Never in your life, eh?||
You must not watch all that much football.
|35 weeks 2 days ago||How do you know it's||
How do you know it's hard-earned? Maybe it was inherited. Not uncommon.
|35 weeks 3 days ago||When I read this||
I pronounced fuccbois in my head as 'fookbwah' like it was French.
I wonder if that makes me a fuccbois ...
|35 weeks 3 days ago||OK||
I gotta admit, this is a pretty fucking funny comment, all caps and all.
|35 weeks 3 days ago||MBA||
Ross is apparently really impressed with those revenues.
Probably thinks Goodell is doing a great job too.
|35 weeks 3 days ago||Jesus tits||
How many times does Mattison have to passionately say that Home is the reason he came to take the job before people stop with this bullshit?
|35 weeks 3 days ago||Just got to this ...||
So what you like about this diary is that there isn't much whining and crying?
I, too, appreciated its measured tone, and steadfast resolve to avoid extravagant self-flagellation.
Birds of a feather, you and I.
|35 weeks 3 days ago||There are mixed metaphors||
And then there are mixed metaphors that ask you to imagine getting your penis stuck in mud.
|35 weeks 4 days ago||Yeah||
Stupid Eric Magnuson and his goddamn not being awesome 4 games into his sophomore season. As we all know, most OL are either very good when thrust into a starting role as underweight freshman, or they're just never going to 'get it.'
|35 weeks 5 days ago||Deveon Smith is 5'11", 220||
Deveon Smith is 5'11", 220 lbs. If that's 'tall and thin' to you, your mom must have told your fat ass that to make you feel better. Or you're just making shit up to fit your squishy, bullshit argument.
Yes, Desmond Howard won the Heisman. You're the one who brought up NFL players, not me. He didn't do shit in the NFL.
Furman apparently looks decent for Oklahoma State, not that you have any real insight to that beyond the stats from a few games. Does he look better than our LBs now? Does Ok. St. play the same scheme? Also, whether UM over-recruited at LB or not isn't at issue. The relevant fact is that there are a lot of highly-regarded LBs on Michigan's roster. Furman wasn't one of them. There's no basis for assuming that they kept him at safety because of any antiquated/old-fashoned/crotchety obsession with size -- you just desperately want him to be a data point that fits your argument.
So, to recap:
Argument 1: The 'tall thin' RB case. The only RB who fits your 'tall, thin' mold is Shallman, and I still don't believe the coaches really thought he could be a starting RB. Just because they told him: we're bringing you in as a RB, that doesn't mean they weren't thinking, 'and if it doesn't work out, he's got H-back written all over him.' Regardless, he was definitely never a top target.
Argument 2: Michigan recruits safeties who are too tall. Admittedly, there are a lot of good safeties in the NFL who are 5'10" - 6' tall. But just because it's difficult to find someone who can play safety at 6'3" doesn't mean it's not a good thing when you do. Kam Chancellor, Harrison Smith, Eric Reid, and Marc Barron are all young, talented, taller safeties in the league. Here's a list of the heights of the top ten 2015 safety recruits per Rivals, from 1 to 10: 6'1", 6'0", 6'1", 6'3", 6'3", 6'3", 5'11", 6'2", 6'0", 6'2". Looks like the whole durn country has gotten all wrapped up in this Bo Schembechler man-ball thing, eh?
Argument 3: Michigan ignores short, talented WRs. Michigan likes tall WRs. So does everyone else. You seem to think that the bare fact that Michigan recruited Jaron Dukes means they must have ignored smaller, quicker WRs. This is baseless. But here's a solitary data point - if that's what we're doing - which is actually relevant without wild hypothesis and inference: UM really wanted Artavis Scott, but couldn't pull him in.
In conclusion: you wanted to make an argument about Hoke and co. being stuck in the past with regard to recruiting/personnel because it just felt right, but you have no relevant evidence to support that argument. This staff has been killing it in terms of recruiting, whether you like it or not. There are plenty of other areas for criticism, so I'm not sure why you picked this one.
|35 weeks 6 days ago||1) Maybe Shallman really was||
1) Maybe Shallman really was recruited to be a tailback, but if so he certainly wasn't a top target.
2) Who else has Michigan targeted who's tall and thin? Aside from Ty Isaac, whom, of course, almost every major program wanted. Damien Harris is 5'10", and Mike Weber is 5'9", 215 lbs.
3) Most safeties are 5'11"-6". This is, as you suggest, an area where Michigan has been recruiting outliers in terms of size. But I don't think that's really a 'looking to the past' phenomenon. If anything, it's bucking an older trend.
4) Hines Ward was good, but never elite. Wes Welker is a very good complementary player, but will never be a true #1 option.* Desmond Howard hardly played WR in the NFL. (You should have gone with Steve Smith, who's the only true all-around #1 WR under 6' tall I can think of off the top of my head. But he's still a major outlier.)
5) Seeing as how LB is loaded with quality depth, it's quite possible that the coaches looked at Furman -- who had nearly ideal safety size -- and thought that it would make much more sense for the roster to try to get him to work out at safety than to have him: 1) try to gain weight; 2) move to a new position; and 3) fight through that quality depth for a chance to get on the field. Safety, of course, being the position on our defense with the least quality depth. Sometimes, just maybe, the coaches makes decisions based on criteria other than This Is What Bo Would Have Done; Manball.
*You might counter that Welker was indeed Brady's #1 option for a few seasons there. But this was still primarily on short to intermediate routes, and it was during a period when there was a continual crying-out for a true #1 receiver to give Brady a downfield option.
|35 weeks 6 days ago||Man-ball.||
Now you can stop worrying.
|35 weeks 6 days ago||Yup.||
That's just about all one can say about it.
|35 weeks 6 days ago||Finance-PhD||
Is almost undoubtedly a douche.
That is all.
|35 weeks 6 days ago||Need some examples||
Thomas Rawls was about 5'10", 210 lbs. Wyatt Shallman was never recruited to be a starting tailback.
Green and Smith fit your argument in terms of size, but damn near every program in the country recruited the former. So maybe it's the fact that Deveon Smith is on the team that is bringing all these losses.
How big are the best linebackers in the NFL? The best receivers? Where are the Pro Bowlers who are Furman-sized?
Now I don't think that future NFL success is a good way to judge college players. I'd have zero problem with a team of smurfs who win championships and can't get drafted. But you brought up this question of NFL size in your argument, and it doesn't make any sense.
|35 weeks 6 days ago||15-22, man.||
|35 weeks 6 days ago||Michael Taylor||
Sounds like a guy who has no concept of how to distinguish 'former athletes' as a group from his own experience.
|35 weeks 6 days ago||Seth: 'The shit he went through'||
Grbac was, you know, a pretty good QB. Was there something inherently unfair about Taylor having to compete to get his job back? Which, not incidentally, he did?
Was there something else nefarious about the situation, to your knowledge? And if so, is your only source on the matter the word of Taylor himself?
|35 weeks 6 days ago||Issues with the coaching staff||
If his issues stem from the fact that Michigan wanted Taylor to get surgery on his shoulder from the doctors at UM, who were probably elite orthopedists, instead of from what the source for that quote described as Taylor's 'high school physician' ... then Taylor's bitterness seems to be rather a reflection of his own issues.
|35 weeks 6 days ago||Interesting slant||
Hoke's had 43 games, Rodriguez had 37. Though two of the extra Hoke games were bowl games.
So I'm not sure he's had that much more time to prove what he can do with his own players.
|37 weeks 4 days ago||Networking!||
Everything about this post says 'I link to articles I've written on my LinkedIn page.'
This really, really reads like a "I earned $3,000/month working from home!" deal.
|37 weeks 4 days ago||Other examples||
Also, though I personally don't like the guy: Pete Carroll.
I suspect that Les Miles might fit into the 'players' coach' mold also, though I don't know much about how he runs practices. As an outsider, it would seem like it might be hard not to giggle being yelled at by that kooky bastard, but who knows.
|37 weeks 4 days ago||Relatively small point||
But at the end of the second drive, Funchess doesn't make that catch because the DB plows through his arm from the back. I can maybe see why the refs didn't see this, but it was most definitely PI. Not Funchess's fault.
|37 weeks 5 days ago||I don't disagree||
But I think that the number 2 doesn't really fit with the idea of 'struggles with man coverage but is pretty good in zone.'
|37 weeks 5 days ago||Uh||
Not with linemen. But they sure do with RBs and TEs.
|38 weeks 4 days ago||Well||
That's pretty fucking lame, STEVE.
This is Michigan, fergodsakes, not the University of Being kind of a Pussy.
|38 weeks 5 days ago||Aww||
Huckleberry's such a grumpy grump that he forgot to make sure he knew what the fuck he was talking about first.
Cheer up booboo!
|39 weeks 2 days ago||On Green's second play||
You know - the one after he botched his assignment and missed the handoff from Gardner - he had as gaping a cutback lane as Smith had all game, and instead decided to burrow his head into Joe Burzynski's ass.
Having a faster first step doesn't mean shit if you lack vision and balance. If there's one former Michigan back Green runs like, it's Carlos Brown (but slower).
|39 weeks 3 days ago||For what it's worth guys||
Califan giving you this information strictly so that you can have a better idea of the truthiness of Roseboro's numbers.
He normally doesn't like to talk much about his ALL THAT IS MAN weightlifting prowess. That'd just be tacky.
|39 weeks 3 days ago||Word.||
I'm with you, man. Always weird and creepy, but also repeated so often that it's utterly unimaginative and will never, ever be funny.
|41 weeks 4 days ago||Now this some some unhinged-sounding shit||
Now this some some unhinged-sounding shit here.
|42 weeks 7 hours ago||Sweeping the nation||
|42 weeks 7 hours ago||Hey!||
Both of their names have apostrophes!
But only one of them did anything violent in the video!
But still, high five!
|42 weeks 1 day ago||The Halo was Tom Goss's fuckup, not Martin's.||
The Halo was Tom Goss's fuckup, not Martin's. Sailboatin' and the Rodriguez hire have come to define him, but Martin was actually a pretty great AD.
|43 weeks 13 hours ago||The ol' no-blocker bubble screen. 60% of the time,||
The ol' no-blocker bubble screen. 60% of the time, it works every time.
|43 weeks 5 days ago||Holy shit||
'Multi-role family members' made me lose my shit.
You, my friend, are a poet.
|44 weeks 5 days ago||Pipkins and Fox||
Two of the biggest positive data points to come out of this are that Pipkins has continued to keep his weight down, and, a bit further under the radar, that Chris Fox has dropped almost 30 lbs to get back to functional weight.
Has there been any buzz about Fox at all since the spring? He was one of the more highly-regarded linemen we brought in -- I remember seeing a couple of Buckeye threads where people actually admitted being disappointed they didn't land him -- but his injury caused him to balloon to critical mass. In the best-case scenario, he could push -- or even surpass -- Braden for the RT spot.
For those who may have forgotten, here's a tidbit from his recruiting post:
…a massive player with a solid base, and despite that mass, he moves very well. He's already built like a college lineman, and has time to add strength before contributing in college - even though he probably doesn't need to. Fox was one of the few players to win a rep against 2014's top player, Da'Shawn Hand, and was not soundly beat on any rep.
|49 weeks 1 day ago||This is exactly what I thought of the other day! I||
This is exactly what I thought of the other day! I bet Terry Richardson, Delonte Hollowell, and sans-pellet gun Boubacar could've been pretty good soccer players.
|50 weeks 5 hours ago||Disagree||
I watched Bradley on defense, and he hardly looked more engaged in that capacity than he did on the attack. Plenty of plays went right past him.
It was an all-around nightmare of a match.
|50 weeks 1 day ago||Seriously||
Bradley has done shiny fuck-all in this match. He looks like Charlie Adam with less flair.
|50 weeks 1 day ago||Yup.||
|50 weeks 3 days ago||Well||
He was a running back.
So you got that goin' for you, which is nice.
/just breaking your balls
|50 weeks 3 days ago||Nah||
Way, way too much of. an incompetent tit to be a robot.
|50 weeks 3 days ago||But, but||
Cato June was special, man!
|51 weeks 5 days ago||Harris looks really good, and if I was forced to||
Harris looks really good, and if I was forced to lay a bet on which back would be better as a college player, I might lean towards Harris.
But Isaac has already shown something at USC, while Harris has some of the same question marks about competition that Isaac did. As well as the standard variance that comes with 18 year old kids leaving home, etc.
I really wanted Isaac two classes ago, more than Dunn and way more than Green. I think there's a very good chance he could end up being a better player than Harris, even if you're only talking about him as a runner.
|1 year 3 days ago||Inside scoop||
I wonder if Sam would be thrilled about you posting the gist of your conversation - in which he's critical of a young relative - on the internet for everyone to see.
|1 year 1 week ago||Damn, son.||
You pretty much just blowtorched Klinsmann. Well done. Especially the last line.
|1 year 2 weeks ago||Well thank you, sir.||
Well thank you, sir.
|1 year 2 weeks ago||Basil Smotherman?||
Does he play in a tweed jacket while smoking a pipe? Does he have to sneak time on the court in between fox hunts? Does that fact that he's a character from Edwardian fiction hurt his upside?
|1 year 3 weeks ago||Those stats seem to suggest||
That he's currently Just A Shooter, so maybe he needs to develop other parts of his game.
|1 year 3 weeks ago||Here's what people fail to understand||
Our knowledge of what coaches talk about or emphasize comes from press conferences, which matter fuck all to anyone but the fans themselves. To assume that all Hoke does is run around Schembecler bellowing about toughness and physicalness and tradition because that's what he talks about at the podium is a high expression of navel-gazing.
|1 year 4 weeks ago||Non sequiturs for 500||
Yep, poor Donald has never got away with any bad behavior.
|1 year 4 weeks ago||Strangely enough||
This really sounds like the ramblings of a drunk.
|1 year 4 weeks ago||Wait||
I'm on the mobile site, so I can't check your other posts ...
But this is a joke, right?
|1 year 4 weeks ago||She seems||
She seems smart.
|1 year 4 weeks ago||'The very happy club'||
Holy black-nail-polish shit, with the emo, Brian. Right now I'm just going to snarkily suggest that maybe you're engaged in parody of the woebegone fan , but before too long I might honestly wonder.
|1 year 4 weeks ago||@ypsituckyboy: One can||
One can complain about the timing of media stories without necessarily being happy that Sterling has prostate cancer (which he's apparently had for a while.) The OP could be read as mocking the ostensible narrative that is being forwarded by news stories which are now publicizing said cancer.
|1 year 4 weeks ago||I'm not necessarily arguing||
I'm not necessarily arguing with your overall conclusion, but losing starters from year to year does not by itself indicate a lack of roster depth.
|1 year 5 weeks ago||Yes, yes, your lack of||
Yes, yes, your lack of pre-marital celibacy in general terms was what I was referring to. Not your claim to take advantage of chubby and insecure women in order to address your own insecurity. I'm just a member of the no-fun police jealous of how you were crushin' it with the ladies, brah.
Also: dime pieces? (Twice!) How fucking old are you? Are you an un-frozen caveman frat boy from 2001 or something?
|1 year 5 weeks ago||OSU has been far from walking all over us since||
OSU has been far from walking all over us since Hoke arrived.
MSU is a different story.
|1 year 5 weeks ago||Ha||
Your wife is one lucky lady.
|1 year 5 weeks ago||I dunno||
For now I don't really Brian's NCAA bitching, as it might be keeping the inches devoted to football bitchiness down to a minimum.
Careful what you wish for and all that.
|1 year 5 weeks ago||EDIT: Shit, just realized --||
EDIT: Shit, just realized -- this is satire, right?
|1 year 5 weeks ago||Agreed: acting like most||
Agreed: acting like most teams in the country do not also have coaches who did not play the position they are coaching seems to be an example of the pervasive bitchiness Brian's luxuriating in recently.
|1 year 5 weeks ago||Well||
Like I say, Everton these days are a pretty likeable club from a neutral perspective.
As for Suarez, I know this is an unpopular opinion, but I think he's villified more than he deserves. The 'racist abuse' incident with Patrice Evra was somewhat manufactured and not even close to as sinister as shorthand references to the incident make it appear.*
He plays like a recently uncaged animal on the pitch at times, though, and will not hesitate to lie, cheat and steal in athletic terms in order to score and win. As a Liverpool fan, I get frustrated most of all with the diving, especially because for every dive there's a play where he gets the shit kicked out of him, stays up, and doesn't get the whistle. He contributes to a unvirtuous cycle wherein referees don't give him the benefit of the doubt sometimes because of his diving, which leads him to get frustrated with the lack of calls, which leads him to dive and exaggerate contact to get those calls.
I sometimes put the gloss on it that he's from the very poor streets of Montevideo and has learned to play football with the passion of someone whose had to kick and scrap for everything's he's ever received. And, by all accounts, he's a very quiet, low-key figure off the pitch who's devoted to his family. He's also arguably the best player in the league right now (other than Toure, I don't know who's even in the conversation.)
*Evra's claim(s), for example, that Suarez yelled out 'negro' five times in a row- wait, no, ten times in a row in the midst of a group of players while a corner kick was being taken are dubious and devoid of any substantiating evidence.
|1 year 5 weeks ago||Ah, right||
Not trying to be an asshole here, but I'd sort of forgotten that City were still in the race, even though their chances have become pretty slim.* Glad there's a rational explanation!
*/knocks on wood furiously
|1 year 5 weeks ago||It's not really analogous,||
It's not really analogous, though, is it?
There are precious few actors referred to only as the name of their characters when they die. No one, that is, will say 'RIP, Indiana Jones,' when Harrison Ford dies, unless they're just trying to be cute.
|1 year 5 weeks ago||Also||
Listing Rooney as an asset is completely mistaken, if you ask me. Rooney has the distinct look of 2011 Fernando Torres about him ... only he's getting paid 300k/week and no club is going to come even close to offering a big transfer fee to take him off United's fans.
Long term, United fans are absolutely going to rue the day they didn't take a huge load of cash for Rooney in the last transfer window when they had a chance.
|1 year 5 weeks ago||Fun to watch teams||
I'd certainly add Southampton to the list -- and they've got even more hipster cred than Everton -- but I'm pretty sure that their two best players, Shaw and Lallana, are guaranteed to be moving to bigger clubs next year. Which is both a shame and utterly systemic in European soccer.
|1 year 5 weeks ago||Wow||
You are honest to god the first neutral I've ever heard say 'I will be pulling for Chelsea.'
This is akin to, 'I will be pulling for the Riley Knicks' ... if the Knicks were owned by a Russian oligarch and Pat Riley nicknamed himself The Special One and gouged the eyes of opposing coaches.
|1 year 5 weeks ago||Portsmouth||
Hey, they still won more trophies in that time than Arsenal have.
Or Moyes, for that matter.
|1 year 5 weeks ago||Eh||
You can follow Everton if you can see yourself as a transatlantic Sparty -- their nickname courtesy of crosstown giants Liverpool is 'our wee neighbors' (or, more succinctly, the Bitters).
In fairness to Everton, though, they generally are impressively respectful when it comes to commemorating the Hillsborough tragedy, in which 96 Liverpool fans died. And they are playing some really exciting stuff under their new manager (Roberto Martinez), who, maybe not entirely coincidentally, was one of two finalists for the Liverpool job. In other words, Martinez is definitely no Dantonio and their style of play is a far cry from 60 minutes of unnecessary roughness. Jesus -- come to think of it, they really resembled MSU under the Moyes, the master of dour, ugly, someone-peed-in-my-cheerios-and-I'm-a-grumpy-fucker dross.
*Note that, while I follow Liverpool, I decided to do so for personal reasons -- long story -- in 2006, without even knowing about their Champions League victory in 2005 at the time. For those who follow closely, this is telling: the first Liverpool shirt I bought was Momo Sissokho's ... not that I'd go that route again, of course.
|1 year 5 weeks ago||Arsenal||
Part of me agrees with you, as I harbor no animosity for Arsenal, and they usually play some attractive, attacking soccer.
But holy shit, I don't know if you want to advise someone to become attached to that team -- every single year, they look teriffic just long enough for their fans to finally let their guard down and think that this might be the year, only to collapse in a nightmarishly familiar way each and every time. (And still end up in fourth, of course ... a perfect spot from which to promise bigger and better things the following year.)
|1 year 5 weeks ago||Well ...||
United have the players to beat Real on a given day like Northwestern has the players to beat OSU on a given day.
That squad needs some serious rebuilding. As a Liverpool fan, I'm glad they have a £300k/week weight around their necks as they attempt to do so. But I'm actually looking forward to a real rivalry now that Liverpool have found their magic and United have jettisoned Fergie's narcissistic folly.
|1 year 7 weeks ago||Like so many men of his generation ...||
I really liked the Warrior as a kid, but when he and his wackadoo website came across my radar as an adult a few years back, it became clear that he was some combination of not very bright, mentally unstable, or just an asshole. It's strange to see everyone here talk in reverential tones about what is essentially the passing of a fictional character from their childhood.
For those who are actually interested in berating me for ignoring the real man behind the face paint, I'll say this: while I'm sure it was a scintillating speech, nothing says 'I really care about my family' quite like abusing drugs to the point of fatal overdose.
|1 year 8 weeks ago||LB depth chart||
Am I the only one who thinks Gedeon might be the second-best LB we have, and would seem to fit the bill quite nicely at SAM?
|1 year 8 weeks ago||I don't know||
First thing I thought of when I saw that was: that poor bastard. Stadium steps at 6 am is one thing, but three hours at a time with Brandon?
This doesn't even sound plausible, if you ask me.
|1 year 8 weeks ago||JUST LOOK AT HOW HE'S WASTED CHRIS FOX AND||
JUST LOOK AT HOW HE'S WASTED CHRIS FOX AND LTT.
|1 year 8 weeks ago||Yup.||
Also, the obvious answer with regard to Fox - even aside from the 'is freshman' one - is: injury.
Fox was very highly regarded, and I remember seeing some Buckeye fans saying he was the OL they were most upset about losing to us. He ballooned to about 350 after the injury, if I'm not mistaken, but if he continues to get back into shape he may be a big part of the story for the OL this year, I think.
|1 year 8 weeks ago||Fuck you||
|1 year 13 weeks ago||EDIT||
Jesus, nevermind. Should have Googled first.
Apparently Ashley Schaeffer is an entity who existed before this post.
|1 year 13 weeks ago||Ha||
This was the perfect response. I laughed.
|1 year 13 weeks ago||Wow||
The WLA schtick got pretty tiresome for me back in the days when dex was still posting here ... but reading that post makes me wonder what I was missing.
|1 year 13 weeks ago||If you really mean that||
If you honestly think the coaches should take the no. 98 back from Gardner, you're really just kind of a dumbass. There's really no way around it.
|1 year 13 weeks ago||Jesus man||
That was an incredible pass by Levert - the fact that it didn't get picked off, period, required something close to perfection.
|1 year 13 weeks ago||Exactly what I was thinking||
The most important fact here is that PeeWee did not blow back up to planetoid status. There is hope yet.
|1 year 13 weeks ago||Facts||
Are for pussies.
These changes just feel wrong, and if there's one thing I know about Brian, it's that he likes to approach things by checking his gut feeling, not with all kinds of stats and objective analysis.
If there's a second thing I know about him, it's that he treasures consistency.
|1 year 13 weeks ago||Mmm hmm||
I prefer to place my faith in anyone who can rack up an average of two conference wins per year.
But that's just me. YMMV.
Also, is this post evidence of you edging back to your White Goodman persona where you become obsessed with fat jokes? Dark times indeed.
|1 year 13 weeks ago||This is silly.||
Yes, yes. And I'm sure that if Hoke and co. were aiming for 'head of department' by stocking the team with gritty three-stars, you and everyone else would be applauding his pragmatism, not retching at his acceptance of mediocrity.
|1 year 13 weeks ago||Fuck. I'll bite.||
How does one get forced into poor recruiting choices?
|1 year 13 weeks ago||E.G.||
To my knowledge, you literally just named the only two JUCOs at Michigan in the last 20 years.
|1 year 13 weeks ago||So you think Hoke should have||
So you think Hoke should have scrapped his entire defensive staff?
|1 year 13 weeks ago||That is one of the more||
That is one of the more convoluted ways to spin 'fired Borges because the offense was bad and hired Nussmeier' I can possibly imagine. Kudos.
|1 year 13 weeks ago||I think Mattison and Hoke||
I think Mattison and Hoke want to have an aggressive, dominating defense, and they're going all in to make that happen. Especially because the prospectus of the OL next year is dark and full of terrors, I don't think standing pat with a bend-but-don't-break type of outfit is a good idea, and I'm glad things are being shaken up.
If the defense was a bit of a tire fire last year and these moves were being made, I'd be more anxious about them. They are, instead, being made from a position of relative stability and strength, so to me there's little sense of flailing.
|1 year 13 weeks ago||Yup||
Any sense of crisis begins and ends with the OL, to me.
But if we can find more reasons to be nervous and scared, why not drill into those seams for all they're worth in the meantime, right?
|1 year 13 weeks ago||Harris||
Everything I've heard is that Michigan is recruiting Weber fairly intensely at this point. Where did you hear that we promised Harris he'd be the only RB?
|1 year 13 weeks ago||Gedeon||
I'm totally with you as a Gedeon booster. I think he's gonna be a star. But if the coaches wanted Ryan and Gedeon on the field at the same time, I'm not sure why they wouldn't just keep Jake where he was at and slot Gedeon in as MIKE.
At any rate, I think Brian's stuck in an emo rut on this point -- perhaps the stated reasons for putting Ryan in at MIKE are actually, like, thought out and stuff: they want taller players at MIKE to be able to see into the backfield and read plays better; they want more athleticism at MIKE to be able to cover sideline to sideline; teams had been scheming away from Ryan and this will get him more involved in every snap. While Morgan is solid, he's generally not much of a playmaker (and yes, I remember the interception). I'd think the coaching staff would be in for more criticism if they were willing to stand pat with a B/B+, run-stuffing type guy at MIKE than trying to Adapt to the New Spread Reality, but hey, I'm probably just an apologist.
|1 year 14 weeks ago||What now?||
That's window pane, son! Bad color on Nuss, though.
|1 year 14 weeks ago||Maybe I'm dense ...||
But I'm totally failing to understand why medals per capita is so obviously the proper metric. America's a big, populous country. This gives it an advantage, in that there are greater chances for genetic combinations that make for good athletes. But why does it make sense to try to set that advantage aside?
Sort of reminds me of arguments I used to have with my buddy about Shaq in his heyday. He used to argue that if Shaq was, say, 6'4", he'd barely be able to play college ball. But he's not 6'4". He's a damn battleship. That's why he was so good.
|1 year 14 weeks ago||EDIT (Double post)||
Me and Blue Bunny messed around and got the rare triple-double combo post.
You done got out-executed, MGoBoard.
|1 year 14 weeks ago||Good post,||
But I think it's Garry.
|1 year 14 weeks ago||I dunno||
I had got back to assuming wins in those games in 2012, which is why flirting with the Toledo Nightmare Zone last year was such a painful fucking experience.
I really, really don't want non-boring cupcake games 'round here no more.
|1 year 14 weeks ago||"Through with him"||
Just make sure you let him down easy. You know he's gonna be plenty broken up about it as it is.
|1 year 14 weeks ago||PREACH||
Tony Dungy will join the staff as DC.
He's from Jackson, ya know.
|1 year 14 weeks ago||What scares me ...||
What I'm hoping it doesn't mean is that Ryan still hasn't -- and potentially won't -- get back the explosiveness he had pre-injury.
Of course, it doesn't seem at all unlikely that on obvious passing downs Ryan will be turned loose in a non-traditional MIKE/full-on QB murderin' type of role. So let's hold on to that.
|1 year 14 weeks ago||Maybe I'm being thick here||
But isn't Gedeon at SAM an ideal solution if Ryan is the new MIKE? My understanding is that he's athletic enough to either rush the passer, get to the sideline, or drop in coverage. And he's big. Are they just trying to keep him at MIKE so he's as ready as possible to step in next year? I hope not, because I don't think holding anything back -- at all -- this year makes sense.
Personally, I think Ryan and Gedeon are the two most talented players in the LB corps, so I'd like to see both of them on the field. But I'm no expert.
|1 year 14 weeks ago||Let me answer your question with another question||
Did you try to actually compare the, you know, statistics to those from other teams?
|1 year 14 weeks ago||Work on it||
Even within your little logical structure here -- which I think is flawed -- how does moving Mark Smith to DL coach mean that he's being demoted? He only had two of the three LB positions last year, and we've heard time and again how much Hoke and Mattison (rightly) value DL play. So maybe the idea is that Mattison was spread too thin, and Hoke thought Smith could actually inject more aggressiveness into the DL.
Overall, it's kind of a shit contribution.
|1 year 14 weeks ago||The more you know||
The more you know ...
|1 year 14 weeks ago||Phil Sims||
Is the dumbest motherfucker I've ever heard call an NFL game. Try to find video of him watching clear evidence that a call should be overturned, then jabbering for two minutes about how you still need to see the play in 'bang-bang time' to make a conclusion. I hate it when a game I want to watch is on CBS.
|1 year 14 weeks ago||OK||
So you're just yelling things about Rodriguez even if they don't have anything to do with the offensive line, then.
|1 year 14 weeks ago||Statistics!||
Yep, from 3-7 wins in only three years. Improvement!
|1 year 14 weeks ago||(Unless your comment is satire)||
/dismissive wanking motion
|1 year 14 weeks ago||You can use caps all you want||
Offensive line depth post-Rodriguez = crater. Indisputable.
|1 year 15 weeks ago||I might be missing a fairly||
I might be missing a fairly subtle joke, but Middlebury's, like, a really good school.
|1 year 15 weeks ago||Holy shit||
Those two remind me of the fucking Bluths, man. That picture is an instant classic.
I'd personally like to see J. Ira added to the Lloyd Brady Photoshop Pantheon.
|1 year 15 weeks ago||Weird for a football coach||
But this phenomenon has been around for a while in the form of endowed professorships.
EDIT: Shit, late to the party. Spen too much time looking for a list of endowed professorships at UM before hitting the save button.
|1 year 15 weeks ago||Our program||
Should cut down on carbs, and be mindful that strength training is as important as cardio.
I want our program to look respectable in yoga pants in 2-3 years, TOPS.
|1 year 15 weeks ago||Ha||
|1 year 16 weeks ago||FOOTE||
|1 year 16 weeks ago||Hey you||
You can take all your 'perspective' and 'knowledge based upon experience' and stick it straight up your ass, chief. We here on the MGoBoard understand that the prevailing mood on Michigan-themed blogs is what makes or breaks coaching staffs.
|1 year 16 weeks ago||Agreed||
Brian has adopted this line, which can be used as a stick to beat Hoke with no matter what he does. What evidence is there that Brandon has anything to do with football decisions? The fact that he's on the sideline and fucking loves getting his mug in front of cameras? The notion - similarly founded upon nary a piece of identifiable evidence - of the undying loyalty for Borges that Hoke developed in five years? (And no, the fact that Hoke said he 'did not anticipate staff changes' is not evidence that he wasn't looking for a replacement OC after the season).
Hoke has to continually tell people he's in charge because the media, including Brian, have a struck upon a narrative and, terrier-like, they're not gonna fucking give up their new toy until a newer and squeakier one comes along. What do you want him to say when the question comes up? No comment?
This shit is happening because of 7-6. End of. Hoke was just as much in charge in 2011 as he is now. Brian is dipping his toe into sports talk radio territory here, likely because for him anything involving Brandon has become an irresistible red cape at which to charge.
|1 year 16 weeks ago||Good to anticipate arguments||
But you really, really do like to talk about MSU.
|1 year 16 weeks ago||In this metaphor||
What, then, is Jabrill Peppers?