|6 weeks 1 day ago||my....||
"throw up" is certainly the right word here....
|6 weeks 1 day ago||my....||
"throw up" is certainly the right word here....
|8 weeks 5 hours ago||as raj koothrappali put it||
SHUT YOUR ASS!
|8 weeks 3 days ago||Damn||
Pourin out a 40 tonight for Alice. Respect.
|11 weeks 5 days ago||what?||
NO PAD LEVEL?
|12 weeks 4 days ago||'s okay||
Darren McCarty will go whip HIS ass too.
|14 weeks 4 days ago||LOL||
Reminds me of the end of Stripes when Sgt Hulka retires to open a Hulkaburger franchise....
|18 weeks 3 days ago||we have to ask||
Great man or greatest man? WHOO!
|18 weeks 5 days ago||geez||
If I were faculty there I would head to the friggin barricades. Les Miz style, but hopefully with better results.
|27 weeks 3 days ago||Hmmm.||
I, for one, would love to invite him to my next office meeting. He'd Terry Tate-ify the joint.
Though I must admit, I cracked up because I thought he was giving the shoutout to LL Bean, not LOB.
The next time I'm interviewed , I'll do something similar: BIG EDDIE'S BIG AND TALL!
|27 weeks 5 days ago||good for him||
Great name. If he signs with us, expect a raft of "Return of the Mack" videos
|28 weeks 3 days ago||free marketing advice||
Louville could really do a Downton Abbey themed rollout of the new hire at the press conference......
|28 weeks 4 days ago||too few||
Hangin's too good for him.
|29 weeks 28 min ago||need a theme here||
I propose: THE GRUDENING
|29 weeks 13 hours ago||It's Harbaugh||
Hes sick up and fed with living by the bay. Aragorn returns to Gondor!
/should have laid off the scotch
|29 weeks 4 days ago||occam's razor needed here||
Simplest explanation the best one here and strongly preferable to what is implied above.
|30 weeks 2 days ago||completed||
But I'm in post-secondary, so it was hard to answer some of those.
|30 weeks 4 days ago||three words||
We got Bane'd.
|30 weeks 4 days ago||GOT IT||
REX RYAN TO PENN STATE. BOOK IT.
|30 weeks 4 days ago||so....||
O'Brien to Texas, Schiano to PSU ......
|30 weeks 4 days ago||ditto on dierdorf||
He did a radio interview with Boomer Esiason a few weeks ago and said that the reason he was hanging it up at MNF was the travel from STL coupled with a whole lotta injuries.
But damn he would be good....
|31 weeks 2 hours ago||hmmm||
Going to need to update that commercial of theirs showing his family tree....
|31 weeks 2 days ago||real know real||
|32 weeks 3 days ago||DAMMIT!||
He won't make that mistake again.
Then again, will he ever get the ball close to the endzone again? It's not like that's a prolific offense....
|32 weeks 3 days ago||hell yes||
Reel in the talent!
|33 weeks 1 day ago||damn||
Storm effects. Wow. Though I'm still looking for a giant robot to show up any second now....
|33 weeks 1 day ago||Waiting....||
For the Weyland/Yutani Bowl. Complete with android overlords and the corporate anthem.
|33 weeks 2 days ago||One thing that we can say with certainty||
"Hoke and Borges are gonna do some work on some wings."
|33 weeks 3 days ago||Sobering||
The university didn't market my jerseys with "LS&A PoliSci 4 Life" quite as well....
|33 weeks 4 days ago||bad B1G commercial||
I love how the Bullough brothers are looking at the camera but not moving their mouths. They must be telepathic......
|34 weeks 4 days ago||Huzzah!||
Does this mean the naked guy banner is set to come back?
I for on stand with our "dude with kinda sorta Troy Polamalu hair and his colleagues" overlords!
|34 weeks 4 days ago||Loved the call||
plain and simple
|34 weeks 5 days ago||Cato said it best||
Ohio delenda est.
|36 weeks 1 day ago||qua?||
Sweet jeebus, WHO would neg this?
|36 weeks 3 days ago||Thanks Bo||
Learned a lot from reading your books on how to manage life.
|36 weeks 4 days ago||new mantra||
Going to go into work on monday with "You're paid to figure this out" as my new battle cry. Thanks, Des!
|36 weeks 6 days ago||well....||
Hope it works out better than Demar Dorsey....
|37 weeks 2 days ago||Jermaine Eluemunor?||
Was he a character in the Silmarillion?
|37 weeks 4 days ago||hmmm||
Really hard to hear what the heck is being said here.
If English had known that someone was taping it, would he have said the same things?
|37 weeks 5 days ago||you had to figure....||
I mean, just look at the hair in the picture....
|37 weeks 6 days ago||just chill, bros||
Once Jon Jansen and the Pet Viking (TM) join the coaching staff, all problems will be fixed.
|39 weeks 1 day ago||WORD||
MGoRegulators, mount up.
|39 weeks 3 days ago||Or perhaps||
Nigel Barksdale is one of Avon's cousins from the Wire who's now slinging it on the mean streets of Baltimore....
|39 weeks 4 days ago||here comes kansas||
UNLEASH SCHEMATIC ADVANTAGE
|39 weeks 4 days ago||Baylor - Kansas Q||
Baylor should have paid for a skywriter to show up in Lawrence and write SURRENDER CHARLIE in the sky above the stadium.
|39 weeks 4 days ago||wow||
TRAGIC shot of the empty student section at the Illinois game. It's homecoming. That's not going to be good for beckman...
|40 weeks 4 days ago||BOOM||
|41 weeks 2 hours ago||wow||
I didn't even know Charlie Weis was still AT Kansas. News to me!
|41 weeks 2 days ago||Ric Flair + Better Off Ted?||
|42 weeks 1 day ago||thanks!||
Great job on leading off with the pic of Jon Falk, guys! #tradition
|43 weeks 1 day ago||Ric Flair said it best||
If you want to be the man, you've got to beat the man.
|44 weeks 3 days ago||There can be only one||
And that is Bill Martin.
You know he's rested and ready from being on his boat.
|44 weeks 4 days ago||May be true, but||
Really don't think we can count on RCMB to parse this statement for us. They aren't exactly a font of credibility.
|44 weeks 4 days ago||damn||
more emotion from him there than I have ever seen.
|44 weeks 4 days ago||I'm in||
Full pad practices
Lewan says we were not good
Michigan wins big
|44 weeks 4 days ago||Dayum||
Pasqualoni's pic on that grey background. Sheesh. Looks like the cover of some strange German techno album.
|44 weeks 6 days ago||Bigger fear inducing menace?||
Tom Hammond or Cthulu?
|44 weeks 6 days ago||damn||
Freek is a great American.
|45 weeks 4 days ago||in the name of all that is holy||
Do not watch this!
|45 weeks 4 days ago||GOOD||
Coach will have them so damn fired up after yesterdays crap fest it will be over by 8:30.
|45 weeks 4 days ago||wow||
Poor guy. Get well soon.
|45 weeks 5 days ago||One man stands alone||
Here's how it's gonna go down:
Brown resigns. GERG takes over as head coach.
The Beaver-Bevo combo reigns supreme.
|45 weeks 6 days ago||good news||
Man, hope this is a chance for the Hennebot to get rebooted.
|46 weeks 4 hours ago||Someone has to ask||
Are you going to redeem that chip at the casino that you got from the assassin in Shanghai?
Seriously though - good luck with the trip.
|46 weeks 2 days ago||choice||
The only thing that would make this GIF more mighty would be the theme music to Conan the Barbarian.
|46 weeks 2 days ago||8pm will be hilarious||
1) Rentschler is not big. So it will be "under the LIGHT"
2) U-Conn faithful will be leaving by 8:30.
|46 weeks 4 days ago||Thanks for the reminder||
Hail to the Gallon!
|47 weeks 5 hours ago||3.1 yards per pass? Damn.||
I've heard of dinking and dunking, but that's not good.
/ cackling evilly
|48 weeks 2 days ago||One word||
|49 weeks 4 days ago||huzzah||
So many new Jville fans. They won't know what to do with all of us.
|50 weeks 3 days ago||not my thing, but.....||
If the gang hunts down the Brittle Brothers in a subsequent installment, I'll be watching.
|50 weeks 5 days ago||egad||
are all of the folks on this game from mgoblog?
|50 weeks 5 days ago||my||
These teams look a little bit rusty....I'm guessing that Gabbert wouldn't be a good pick for my fantasy team...
|50 weeks 6 days ago||missed opportunity||
Is Saban going to do this with the seven deadly sins? "gluttony and sloth with the tackle there."
|51 weeks 23 hours ago||would love to see this for miller...||
Especially if you had Braxton sign a picture of Frank Clark smacking him with the word "ARMPUNT" on it.
|51 weeks 2 days ago||had to be said....||
|1 year 1 hour ago||three words||
Bring. It. On.
|1 year 1 day ago||damn||
My chunky ass is reporting to camp effective immediately. Gotta get paid.
|1 year 1 week ago||Hail!||
Falk is a legacy. He will be missed.
|1 year 6 weeks ago||Damn! I can't wait||
When can I get my Jeff Casteel action figure?
|1 year 6 weeks ago||Mitch needs a new handle||
I vote for Beast McAwesome.
|1 year 6 weeks ago||ixnay on the ore-scay||
I'm thinking 31-7. We call off the dogs in the 4th, and allow a late TD because we're sporting.
|1 year 6 weeks ago||ditto||
I'd be more worried about what the grad program is in and whether there are really truly any jobs in the field than worry about the exact modalities of the living arrangements.
|1 year 7 weeks ago||Damn....||
This is almost a damn near gut feeling. I like this lots.
|1 year 8 weeks ago||BINGO||
If you were sullivan, why on earth would you want to stay there?
|1 year 8 weeks ago||counting the minutes to the rickroll here||
But seriously folks: The National, My Bloody Valentine. +1 for Broken Bells - was the soundtrack for writing my tenure application.
|1 year 10 weeks ago||hope it works out for him||
....but surely he must have seen South Bend night life up close on his visit, right?
|1 year 10 weeks ago||For the record:||
OP - I am sending you an invoice for my billable time. This is why we can't have nice things.
|1 year 10 weeks ago||Quick! Get me a meeting with network executives!||
I ask you - who wouldn't watch a TV show with Xzibit and Greg Mattison? They'd be the 21st century's Odd Couple.
|1 year 10 weeks ago||hmmmm||
Amazing that Drake Harris is trademarked. Should have done this with my name....
|1 year 11 weeks ago||the real LOL-able moment is....||
..Auburn....placed on probation by their accrediting agency last year....pays their president 2 and a half mill a year.
Now THAT'S ROI
|1 year 11 weeks ago||+1||
Mom loved the Brian Cook photobomb shirt. She is a boss.
|1 year 11 weeks ago||wow||
This is going to be a Gandalf Defense. As in YOU SHALL NOT PASS.
Welcome, Mr. Marshall!
|1 year 11 weeks ago||classy||
Can't wait to see their website on Monday. HAIL.
|1 year 11 weeks ago||wow.||
Great stuff from Keith Jackson:
* Choice MANBALL moments.
* Woodson being Woodson.
* That Brady kid? He turned out okay.
|1 year 11 weeks ago||ehh||
I've seen worse at a GWAR show...
|1 year 11 weeks ago||oh yeah||
Haven't heard Coach talk in an animated style like that. Huge ups on this. Well done!
|1 year 12 weeks ago||wow||
Need kickstarter for Barwis reality show.
|1 year 13 weeks ago||+1||
Nice work centralizing this info. Seriously. Hopefully we hear good news on Kovacs soon.
|1 year 13 weeks ago||Go Thor Go!||
BWC + David Harris? Damn.
|1 year 13 weeks ago||+ a trillion||
So much love for Denard - hope that he gets the chance to work his magic. Also mad props to Crazy Uncle Ray Ray for jumping in the camera shot.
|1 year 13 weeks ago||I approve this commitment||
From one Moe to another, welcome to Team Awesome!
|1 year 14 weeks ago||LOL||
Cue the picture of the car with STAEE painted on it. NICE!
|1 year 15 weeks ago||Randy Moss summed up Ole Miss best||
Straight cash, homey.
|1 year 17 weeks ago||ought to be a state holiday||
Certainly is one in my household, which is some 600 miles from A2.
Will be reading some of Bo's Lasting Lessons today.
|1 year 18 weeks ago||congrats on a good season||
Interesting that there's a whole lot more variance in women's scores compared to men's.....
|1 year 18 weeks ago||My god, does this ever need to be on a Mich shirt||
Withstand the vicissitudes of fate.
It sums up everything about us.
|1 year 19 weeks ago||well....||
But what about in the community?
|1 year 20 weeks ago||six college credits now lost forever....||
I haz a sad for the Aggies.
|1 year 20 weeks ago||I'm sure they explored sponsorship fully...||
So America 12 will have the Depends Division and the Metamucil Division....
|1 year 21 weeks ago||hard to pay attention...||
...after that Salma gif on previous page....What? Other people are posting their thoughts?
|1 year 21 weeks ago||holy friggin cats||
That is the first Silmarillion reference I have seen on this board. Nerds unite.
|1 year 22 weeks ago||there's only one thing to be said here||
O LETS DO IT!!!
|1 year 24 weeks ago||marketing opportunity||
The Fred Jackson quote generator would sell huge in corporate america. Imagine if you hit a button on your desk and Fred would say "You're like Bill Gates, only smarter." Huge boon to office productivity!
|1 year 24 weeks ago||Time to celebrate||
Have a cup of coffee, Coaches! You've earned it.
/ b/c its for closers
/ all life is glengarry glen ross quotes.
|1 year 26 weeks ago||Boss name though||
Sounds like a freakin' bond villain.....
|1 year 27 weeks ago||Good for him||
Hopefully he gets it and returns some bite to their defense.
|1 year 27 weeks ago||hypothesis||
The aforementioned gentleman is from Colorado. Might he also be going on a vision quest with Alex Kozan?
|1 year 27 weeks ago||there's only one thing to be said here||
Let My Cameron Go.
|1 year 28 weeks ago||Ace wins the internet||
Any reference to Nate Dogg is rife with win. Holy damn, you could write whole freaking book on the awesomeness of the video for Regulate....
|1 year 28 weeks ago||coming soon||
Lewan stars in the first ever MGoReality show "Road Graders"
Sort of a "hard knocks" look at a bad-ass offensive line.
/ inventing the future'd
|1 year 29 weeks ago||and may your first child....||
....be a masculine child...
|1 year 29 weeks ago||I know why this is||
Decommitted because Narduzzi isn't USC bound.
|1 year 29 weeks ago||THIS||
THIS. /drops mic
|1 year 30 weeks ago||what's their value?||
In contrast to other years, are the Lions such a laughable product now?
* Have people at skill positions (running game not included)
* Have some pieces on defense (secondary not included)
* continuity in ownership (yeah, I know its the fords)
But compared to other slots that might be opening (NYJ, Cleveland, Jacksonville) and compared to previous years, coaching the Lions might be one of the better jobs out there.
NB: Sure, I'll do it. Sign me up.
|1 year 30 weeks ago||would be hilarious||
if the lions fired schwartz and hired o'brien, which would be a dagger in the hearts of the PSU faithful.
|1 year 30 weeks ago||Good for Nick||
Hope that his team beats the hell out of CMU, and that he lights it up at the next job too. Never can have too many MGoPlayers in coaching.
|1 year 31 weeks ago||damn||
Those Knicks unis - is it firearms deer season at MSG? Talk about attack of the safety orange....
|1 year 31 weeks ago||Damn||
A Christmas gift from Lomas Claus....It's a broken finger!
|1 year 31 weeks ago||channeling highlander....||
....wouldn't people refer to this game as " The Beefening"
|1 year 31 weeks ago||as if .....||
Sofia Vergara would clearly choose Bo over Woody. Everyone knows this.
|1 year 32 weeks ago||LOL||
Still laughing at hillbilly ass man.
|1 year 32 weeks ago||Hey Vrabel!||
Want your flag back?
Seriously - welcome home, David!
|1 year 32 weeks ago||wow.||
Tubbs rocks the classy.
|1 year 33 weeks ago||OMG||
Forgot about the Alex Kozan Vision Quest. That was a laugher last year....
|1 year 33 weeks ago||Wow.||
If you don't get choked up at Brock's story - there's a strong chance you are dead inside.
|1 year 33 weeks ago||this post needs||
MOAR matlab code!
|1 year 34 weeks ago||In honor of LSUFreek, roll out the Chizik|
|1 year 34 weeks ago||simple response||
Never tell me the odds. /solo'd
|1 year 34 weeks ago||I'm down with this||
LIke the idea of putting a B1G style whuppin on the Olde Balle Coach.
|1 year 34 weeks ago||going to need a new name for the conference||
May I suggest THE BIG AWESOME ?
|1 year 37 weeks ago||here's a question||
Why are we still serving Miss Rita's Nacho Dip?
|1 year 37 weeks ago||thumbs up to this thread||
for its HARD EDGE and superior PAD LEVEL
|1 year 37 weeks ago||need new tagline||
We should consider changing the Phoenix tribute to "How meaty our meat is" for hoops season.
|1 year 38 weeks ago||sounds like a sad commercial||
"For the meager price of a burrito, you can experience the comraderie of Juggalo Nation...."
|1 year 38 weeks ago||Bill Murray said it best||
And then....depression set in....
|1 year 38 weeks ago||Boom||
Just like that. Problem solved. Well done, Coaches!
Welcome aboard Da'Mario! Get ready for the show.
|1 year 39 weeks ago||shoddy grenade factory||
Great metaphor - but holy crap are we going to miss that guy.
|1 year 40 weeks ago||Poor Tom!||
Today's Tom Gholston
Not so much mean mean stride
|1 year 40 weeks ago||this win needs muppets||
|1 year 40 weeks ago||Bummed||
Though this was a thread about that woman on Bones. Sad.
|1 year 40 weeks ago||effective immediately||
The other university in the state should be forever known as STAEE.
|1 year 40 weeks ago||best line||
still laughing at "Shut Up Juggalo Nation"
|1 year 41 weeks ago||a natural experiment||
Not sure anyone can run on Michigan between the tackles.
We're about to find out!
|1 year 41 weeks ago||seriously?||
We're going to make STAEE cut a hand off with a hacksaw?
That Brandon guy sure knows how to market excitement!
|1 year 43 weeks ago||mmmmm||
thinking about Pam Ward.
|1 year 44 weeks ago||one thing we can all agree on||
Purdue must be destroyed.
|1 year 45 weeks ago||if ever there was a week||
to root for Rutgers, this is it. His postgame presser following a loss to RU would be EPIC
|1 year 46 weeks ago||+1 to DrueDown||
"Farm-ridden cornhole" is brilliant.
|1 year 46 weeks ago||wow||
This is a great damn piece of writing, Ace. Take the rest of the week off, you've earned it!
|1 year 47 weeks ago||damn||
Mother of all dong punches. Rest up, BC!
|1 year 48 weeks ago||well played, Chad||
+1 for PAD LEVEL
|1 year 48 weeks ago||note the evolution of the MGoNorm here....||
Eeerily similar to the First Rule of Fight Club, no? Perhaps we need a name Ace. Shoudl we call him he-who-must-not-be-named?
|1 year 49 weeks ago||one thing the groupon does not mention||
Complimentary puke bucket provided free of charge!
|1 year 49 weeks ago||YES INDEED||
IN-DAMN-SPIRING. What a true hero. Would someone please stop with the onions already!
|2 years 6 days ago||how can I put this delicately....||
...He's Keyser Soze.
|2 years 1 week ago||unprecedented||
I think this as a word refers to the situation, not the magnitude of the penalties. But we'll see shortly.
|2 years 1 week ago||uh oh||
Great pic from a great alum - but he did probably violate the "stow all electronics" rule....
|2 years 1 week ago||nerdy observation||
Seeing the phrase "team fixed effects" is the econometric equivalent of posting Kate Upton dancing.
|2 years 5 weeks ago||fingers crossed||
That it has his epic quote about looking forward to f**king hitting somebody....
|2 years 5 weeks ago||damn||
What, no news of an MGoTailgate here?
|2 years 7 weeks ago||damn||
Great americans all. My heart is triple pointing at them.
|2 years 7 weeks ago||oh yes||
you had me at the highlander reference....(weeps uncontrollably)
|2 years 8 weeks ago||stating the obvious||
In the even he goes our way, there's really only one thing that can be said: that shit quay.
|2 years 8 weeks ago||sheesh||
Farrell's twitter picture DOES scream "punch me in the face. I am a douche."
/ just sayin
|2 years 8 weeks ago||YES||
Great news to lead it off on a monday! Now on to the next one!
|2 years 8 weeks ago||boom||
that pic deserves a quadruple point.
|2 years 8 weeks ago||Alas...||
I was hoping that McGimli would have gotten a shot here.
|2 years 8 weeks ago||alas....||
Many Sparty grads will somehow read 31% as less than 41% and assume that these rankings are in numerical order so that they're 10% better than us...
/ basic stats FAIL
|2 years 8 weeks ago||get to work, kenny||
Profound respect to Lids on this day. Class act and a helluva player who gave his all.
Now, Mr Holland, get to work!
|2 years 10 weeks ago||OLD SCHOOL||
Run and DMC.
/ lock the thread
|2 years 11 weeks ago||major omission||
50 miles from Canada and no RUSH?
WHAT WHAT WHAT!
/ nerd exile
|2 years 11 weeks ago||protip||
Find a ghost writer, terrelle.
|2 years 12 weeks ago||oh boy...||
"The academic opportunities are tremendous"
Insert laugh track here.
|2 years 12 weeks ago||ahem||
Wouldn't the knowledge have known ex ante than brian isn't going to add a tab for him?
|2 years 12 weeks ago||protip||
forget the movie.
and well played, good sir!
|2 years 12 weeks ago||no way!||
Sons of Notre Dame? At a party? With adult beverages?
What color will Brian Kelly's face be today?
|2 years 13 weeks ago||damn||
Sorry to have missed it.
Had an important dump to take.
|2 years 13 weeks ago||interesting idea||
John Clayton suggested that the Lions might be able to swing a trade for Mike Jenkins from the Cowboys....CB problems potentially solved?
|2 years 13 weeks ago||I've often wondered ....||
how folks define "failing up." Now we know.
|2 years 14 weeks ago||Notice the sequence of events here||
First the triple point is unleashed, and then we get this statement....
No one can withstand the power of the triple point!
|2 years 14 weeks ago||fail||
No discussion of BEAST MODE
|2 years 14 weeks ago||sweet jeebus!||
we need a countdown clock, a levenberry liveblog, and preparations for the future posbang!
|2 years 16 weeks ago||I somehow think||
That Dave Brandon, billionaire playboy and philanthropist, cut this together himself.
Shout out to Rick Gregson for those assault clips. I'm sure Dantonio awarded you six college credits for those.
CAN'T WAIT TO CRUSH THEM
|2 years 16 weeks ago||followed by||
Borges turning the PA on and saying "DID YOU SEE THAT, HEIKO?"
|2 years 16 weeks ago||Not only ...||
..does one not just walk into Mordor, it seems that one does not just ask Borges about bubble screens.
Or is "Don't ask Borges about bubble screens" the fourth rule of fight club?
|2 years 16 weeks ago||damn||
So this means we're moderately boned? Shane Morris needs to make a call.
/ time for pointing
|2 years 17 weeks ago||BOOM||
this board needs more cthulu references.
|2 years 17 weeks ago||was a great night....||
I watched the riot and then went to the Law Library. At 2am when the LL reading room closed I walked back to South U - there was a drunk guy trying to open up parking meters with a baseball bat, and a bunch of A2 cops standing around.
When I asked them if they were going to do something about this guy, one of the officers said "Oh yeah, we fully plan on it....once he tires out."
/ true story bro'd
|2 years 18 weeks ago||FYI||
clearly dinardo owns several of those pete campbell jackets.